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The basics...we own the copyright to this story and the photos,
images, and graphics within it, except in cases that are noted
with copyrights of others. In short, it belongs to us,
don't use it without our permission.
Next, we do some pretty
dumb stuff and use parts, products, and services in ways that
are not recommended by us, or any other company or person
associated with the items and methods shown on these pages.
Just because we do something, does not mean you should do it.
In fact, we recommend that you do not do ANY of the things we do in
this story as they are dangerous and you could DIE!
Third, what we say and represent here is OUR idea and actions
and opinions alone. The many people and companies that are
mentioned here have NOTHING to do with how we do things or what
we are saying. Leave them out of it if you question
anything you see or read on these pages.
Finally, Just because Bender likes goats, does not mean you
should emulate him. If you see goats from time to time,
you can point them out to others, but PLEASE understand that
Bender is twisted and should not be a roll model for you, your
friends, or your children. No farm animals were injured
during the timeframe of this story...at least not that we know
of...right Bender???? Finally...oh wait, did I
say that already??? OK, ULTIMATELY, if you want to hear a
pig squeal, call 805-783-2060. Once the menu comes up,
immediately press 5. No joke...here piggy, piggy, piggy.
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