Yes, there are boobies here, so if you're gonna be offended go read the lunch post from yesterday. :flipoff2:
My Junk broke on a night run the night before so I missed this trail ride. Next time instead of staying in camp to fix it, I'm gonna ride bitch.



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Something tells me she'd fail the fried egg test...;)

Originally posted by ukjeeper
Something tells me she'd fail the fried egg test...;)

:confused: WTF is the fried egg test?

Hey Chin lei... you know Custer? I saw a reference to my boy instigating that action... I met him at supercrawl and gotto know him and some of y'alls buddies from SD... e-mail me @ DK3@sdgresources.com for his e-mail and such... been wondering how I could get in touch with him.

Doug

I guess if she spent a few grand to get those boobs she might as well show them off once or twice.

The chick looks like a teenage boy with an identity problem. And the fakes suck.

oh, and if you open the pict in new window, it comes up much larger. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by ukjeeper
Something tells me she'd fail the fried egg test...;)

:rolleyes: Jesus, what it is to be young... :flipoff2:

The fried egg test is one way of finding out if they are real. Get the topless chick to lie down on her back. If they look like fried eggs, they are real.....:eek: :D

For those of you who need practice spotting fakies, use this test. (http://www.wwwildcats.com/wav_avi_ect/breast_test2.xls)

I suck at that test...but not as bad as I suck at the jailbait one...man I am getting 15 years fo sure.

The way I look at is is - they HAVE to be fake!

Any woman with her natural titties would be in too much pain wheelin' without a bra!

I bet those things don't even MOVE when she's climbin' the rocks!

:p

Originally posted by MudBunny
The way I look at is is - they HAVE to be fake!

Any woman with her natural titties would be in too much pain wheelin' without a bra!

I bet those things don't even MOVE when she's climbin' the rocks!

:p

no kidding?:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

Probably under muscle fakes that don't move for sh1t.

Originally posted by ukjeeper


:rolleyes: Jesus, what it is to be young... :flipoff2:

The fried egg test is one way of finding out if they are real. Get the topless chick to lie down on her back. If they look like fried eggs, they are real.....:eek: :D

Fried eggs in a SOCK, is the look we're lookin for :D

Sheeze.... has she SAFETY PINS in those nipples or what :confused:

those are just abotu the worst lookin fake boobs i've ever seen

I won't lie, I'd hit it :D

Originally posted by notcrazyjustNuTz
I won't lie, I'd hit it :D


Good from far, far from good. Yeah, i probably give her a piece too.:D

Originally posted by ukjeeper
For those of you who need practice spotting fakies, use this test. (http://www.wwwildcats.com/wav_avi_ect/breast_test2.xls)

16-19 You're a natural! Congratulations, you win the World Cups.


pretty good concidering I've only seen two in real life :D

I'd hit it.............twice!:flipoff2:

in the back of a volkswagen? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by TexasBlakeWFO


16-19 You're a natural! Congratulations, you win the World Cups.


pretty good concidering I've only seen two in real life :D


Your Moms don't count!! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by ukjeeper
For those of you who need practice spotting fakies, use this test. (http://www.wwwildcats.com/wav_avi_ect/breast_test2.xls)

WAHOO! got 18 outta 20 correct

Plus there were a couple nice looking pair.

Fawkin A, I got half way through the fake test and ............:bender: :bender: :bender: I fail the old POS test, All I can associate bout eggs and Boobies is THE SCRAMBLED EGG, a solo, on the back naked bar top dance...........:confused:

Originally posted by Lil Uzi
All I can associate bout eggs and Boobies is THE SCRAMBLED EGG, a solo, on the back naked bar top dance...........:confused:

huh?

Hey Moose. I am CSUC Alumni.........:beer: :beer: :beer: I've been tossed from every bar there, from The Bambi Inn at Butte Mdws and Teat's Taproom to the Madison Bear. The scrambled egg, refers to the act, on a flat surface with lots of undulation. Lower division shiat. As I said, I am an ancient POS. :grinpimp:

Originally posted by Lil Uzi
Hey Moose. I am CSUC alumni.........:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: I've tossed salad in every bar there, from The Bambi Inn at Butte Mdws and Teat's Taproom to the Madison Bear. The scrambled egg, refers to the spew - looks like scrambled egg whites. As I said, I am an ancient POS. :grinpimp:

:eek:

Lil Uzi you must be ancient as a current CSU Chico student the only bar I recognized on that list is the Bear. God bless the bear.

I don't get kicked out cuz I know a lot of the bouncers, so it is a more of a:

Them - "...time to call ______ to come get you?"
Me - "Monkey! Tree! Poop Missle!"
Them - "Come on lets go"
Me - "Thank you...I won't forget this man...Your my best firend...did I ever tell you that...(crying)"

Hangover

P.S. you must be a crazy drunk mofo to get kicked out of that place!

I had Help ............. What are friends for ????

Hey Mo. I am a Claymation salad eater......... I'm the hoMO that put the Mo in MORon. I've been tossed from salad bars in every fern bar there, for sniping and making CSC because I'm a LWTMF. I look at spew too much, other people's - looks like my Avatar. As I said, I am a LWTMF. :eek:

bump for tities!!!!