Fawk:mad:

So I'm eating dinner at Rubio's last night with my wife and she wants to go to Baskin & Robbins and get ice cream. I give her my wallet and when she comes back she puts it on the tray, which I dump in the trash when we're done. So I realize it today and figure yeah this sucks cuz I'll have to dig through the fawking dumpster-- but hell I'll do it.

Wrong. I call Rubio's and they picked up the dumpster at 6am.
So I'm fawking fawked.

So I lost my license, 2 credit cards, a phone card, my costco card, my insurance card, my fishing licence and a whole bunch of other important shit I can't even remember.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

HA HA


on a more serious note. sucks man, sorry. :(

From his sig...

Originally posted by Blue1
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.




Dude, that is much too funny. Holy chit!:flipoff2:

Call and cancel your credit cards and phone card ASAP. Also notify MVD.:eek:

YEP... YOUR FAWKED... GET THOSE CREDIT CARDS TAKEN CARE OF FIRST THING. ;)

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
From his sig...



Dude, that is much too funny. Holy chit!:flipoff2:

And life's getting tougher every minute these day

This is a good thing... cancel those credit cards and never open them up again :p

Originally posted by Blue1
I give her my wallet and when she comes back she puts it on the tray, which I dump in the trash when we're done.

Mistake 1: I give her my wallet - your fault.
Mistake 2: she puts it on the tray - not her fault - she returned your wallet.
Mistake 3: which I dump in the trash - your fault.

Some point in this life, you will learn that your wallet belongs in only ONE of THREE places:

1. In the same place in your home EVERY TIME, so you never forget it.
2. In your pocket.
3. In your hand.

You NEVER give it to somebody else, even your wife - it's not a matter of trust, it's a matter of eliminating the possibility of this happening again.
You NEVER set it down, except in location 1 above.

:shaking:

AW Chit Dude !! not the Fishing Licence??? :( that was the most important thing you had in there . :D

Chances are the guy at the dumps in the D9 is stomping your wallet all to hell right now and you or anybody else is'nt going to ever see it again.

I lost my checkbook once. A Driver for a pool company found it and had the Dispatcher send it back to me. Leather checkbook cover is now embossed with an cool roadrock and tire motif. ;)

Wow! I think Bobzooki's really attached to his wallet! :D

Originally posted by Oxjockey
Wow! I think Bobzooki's really attached to his wallet! :D

Don't even carry one any more. It was so thick, that sitting on it all day was causing issues with my spine. Chiropractor said "lose the wallet", so it's just a money/credit card clip in the front pocket now. All those rules still apply, however...

Obsessive Compulsive? Me??? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Mistake 1: I give her my wallet - your fault.
Mistake 2: she puts it on the tray - not her fault - she returned your wallet.
Mistake 3: which I dump in the trash - your fault.

Some point in this life, you will learn that your wallet belongs in only ONE of THREE places:

1. In the same place in your home EVERY TIME, so you never forget it.
2. In your pocket.
3. In your hand.

You NEVER give it to somebody else, even your wife - it's not a matter of trust, it's a matter of eliminating the possibility of this happening again.
You NEVER set it down, except in location 1 above.

:shaking:



Impressive....sounds like you got life all figured out.Do you have a similar philosophy for keys?

Originally posted by Big_Joe
AW Chit Dude !! not the Fishing Licence??? :( that was the most important thing you had in there . :D

Chances are the guy at the dumps in the D9 is stomping your wallet all to hell right now and you or anybody else is'nt going to ever see it again.

I lost my checkbook once. A Driver for a pool company found it and had the Dispatcher send it back to me. Leather checkbook cover is now embossed with an cool roadrock and tire motif. ;)

I have driven off twice with my wallet on my roof (no pocket in hockey pants, water bottle, bag and wallet in hands, put on roof, open door, drive off :rolleyes:). Both times with 36 hours someone has come to my door and handed the contents back, intact. :eek:

It could be worse..I could have gotten pulled over fpr suspected carjacking and had my dog shot

Originally posted by Blue1




Impressive....sounds like you got life all figured out.Do you have a similar philosophy for keys?

The same philosophy applies to keys and also your stash.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


The same philosophy applies to keys and also your stash.:flipoff2:

...and your beverage, and your woman... :D

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Don't even carry one any more. It was so thick, that sitting on it all day was causing issues with my spine. Chiropractor said "lose the wallet", so the wife bought me a really nice italian leather handbag that I carry with me wherever I go, even on the trail!

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:flipoff2:

Originally posted by MudBunny


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Uh, Bob, you can scratch that Moab trip off your calendar now.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Uh, Bob, you can scratch that Moab trip off your calendar now.:flipoff2:

So, you're just gonna stay at my place big fella, and not get all dirty with that nasty Utah dust? :girly:

Back to the wallet thing...

I would add a side note to 'Zooki's 3 points, which I adhere to. I bought one of them "biker" wallets w/the chain (aka "chaindrive") 3+ years ago, got razzed by my dad, uncle, friends, ect... Haven't lost it since, but my dad, my uncle, and my friend have all lost at least one since. I don't believe in Karma, but it makes you wonder. :D

Originally posted by MudBunny
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Hey Lisa, how did you know it was Italian Leather? You been chatting with Mrs. Bobzooki again? :rolleyes:

Sucks! There is nothing like that sinking feeling when you think you've lost your wallet.........I'm sure the same goes for a purse. I have xerox'ed the front and back of all cards carried in my wallet before, JIC.

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Hey Lisa, how did you know it was Italian Leather? You been chatting with Mrs. Bobzooki again? :rolleyes:


I know she only buys you the BEST Bob! ;)






hahaha...just noticed how funny my Avatar sig line sounds without the avatar!