: Little Girl


SanDiegoCJ
01-21-2003, 02:48 PM
:D :D :D :D


This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit!"

TexasBlake
01-21-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit!"

Hey, that crap is heavy. And when people are assholes to us, we don't usually give em the good stuff.

:flipoff2:

Bobzooki
01-21-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at Home Depot ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit!"

To expect anything less from you Gary, would be selling you short...

:D

Sully
01-21-2003, 03:07 PM
ROFL, I love it

TexasBlake
01-21-2003, 03:13 PM
I think it would be more realistic if she replied:

"Yo voluntad si el depósito inútil de esas hijo-uno-perras en el país siempre nos trae algún drywall que esté digno de una mierda "

Bert
01-22-2003, 05:18 AM
Hey texas,

Not in this town... Maybee yours, but not here!

Heck I don't even know what language you posted... It's all greek to me. :D