Be warned.. there is a new type of explosive going around.. Its carefully packed in what you would think is a Birthday Card. Normally sent in a white evenlope, but it can vary in colors depending on the terrorist... The ends are all taped shut so the toxin will not escape the package until it reaches the intended target.

If you do recieve one of these "Glitter Bombs" carefully defuse with gloves and a knife inside a trashbag. Be warned.. The particles of are a very small nature and it could be very bad if you sneeze.. YOu will be picking glitter out of ever crevis of your body for a year.. Luckily i knew the proper procedures for disarming this so called "glitter bomb" and did not recieve any unwanted after affects of the disarming...

Ok.. so now thats all said and done.. February 16th is my 21st birthday, and Countrygirl a.k.a Amanda asked for my address to send me a card.. When i picked the card up i kinda figured out what it was.. and yeah.. Camo makes some freakin fine ass glitter.. You are the man Camo.. Sometimes you cant even see the stuff unless the light hits it..

And dont worry.. im not worried about amanda having my address. shes been to my house before :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

So thanks for the card Amanda.. BITCH

YOU are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worthy of that package!!;) :D :p

:laughing:

You liked the money that was in there too tho!!!

Happy almost Birthday James! :flipoff2: Ya bitchass. ;)

Oh you mean that greenish/redish glowing quarter and dime?? i aint ever touching those two things or ill be covered for a week

Originally posted by ImKuNfusED
Oh you mean that greenish/redish glowing quarter and dime?? i aint ever touching those two things or ill be covered for a week
Thats yer payphone money for when you get shittay ass drunk and need to call someone who cares...which, would be....NOT ME! :p LOL

Hehehe, I shouldn't have put as much as I did in that thing, you woulda never known... :evil:

i have an aunt like you, so i carefully check things before opening.. and i will give you your stinkin money back.. :flipoff2:

I dont' what it back, it was my gift for you. :p

I WOULDA liked to have seen your face and heard you laughing/cussing me out when ya got it. :flipoff2:

I jsut mailed that thing yesterday!! Damn it got there quick!! :eek:

Originally posted by Country Girl
I dont' what it back, it was my gift for you. :p

I WOULDA licked your face and smeered you with custard while you pimped me. :flipoff2:

I just nailed your thing yesterday!! Damn you got back in there quick!! :eek:

OK you two!! Break it up or get a room. Leave the curtain open for the obligatory pics!!

Happy Birthday James!:D

shit, she already wanted to borrow my hotel room down in barstow.. so maybe thats what she was thinkin kim\


or you two are trying to set me up

Did i mention johnny is staying in my room kim?

WOW!! She's a smooth one, that CG!! I bet she didn't want to Barrow JUST the hotel room!!:D ;)

Wahoo!! You could get some on the Rocks and then back at the room too!!

Good girl, Amanda, taking care of the judges and making sure they are well sated . . . .I mean compensated . . .Well Compensated!!:p

read what i just rewrote above

Whoa you guys take shit out of context!!




Thats why i love this place. :D

Yeh, I got a ride to CalRocs, if I find a room. I ain't worryin about it too bad tho, not a big deal if I dont' make it.
Oh well.... Maybe next time... DONNER FO SHO!!!!!! :D

Heheh, James, say hi to manboobie for me. ;)

Well, I'm not in on this but those pics are gonna be worth some money when they get out!!:laughing: CalRocs scandal Rocks Barstow Ramada Hotel. . . .Story coming up on the Fleecing of Amanda . . . Damn-it . . .I mean the Fleecing of America!:D

Originally posted by Country Girl
Whoa you guys take shit out of context!!



What . . . .:confused: . . . . huh? . . . . .:D

You should Go Amanda. It's a pretty cool course area and the event is a guaranteed success! Rooms aren't too bad as far as $$ goes. The smaller chains are about 41 bucks a night through the online services. That's what I paid for the Days Inn down there last time.

Originally posted by GRIDWNC
Well, I'm not in on this but those pics are gonna be worth some money when they get out!!:laughing: CalRocs scandal Rocks Barstow Ramada Hotel. . . .Story coming up on the Fleecing of Amanda . . . Damn-it . . .I mean the Fleecing of America!:D
Damnit Kimber!! The pics are safely hidden in my...err...wait...that never happened... hehe...yah thats it.... :emb3:

:flipoff2:

I dont' think I'll make it unless I can get a room. Oh well. :D

Kimber.. you going to get any good pics of me this weekend??? I wanna be on 4x4wire.com plus i want some that you can give me.. with me in the action.. and im not talking about action with amanda.. im talking during the comp

funny.. there couldnt be any pics of us.. we never did anything.. but i do have pics of you from on the webcam.. you gotta love alt prtscreen :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Country Girl

Damnit Kimber!! The pics are safely hidden in my...err...wait...that never happened... hehe...yah thats it.... :emb3:

:flipoff2:

I dont' think I'll make it unless I can get a room. Oh well. :D

Oh just get your ass down there already. Room? Who needs a room? You Are a room! Well a room with boobs!:D Work it girlie, work-it!:laughing: (j/k)

You could always sleep in a tent out at the site.:idea:

Originally posted by ImKuNfusED
Kimber.. you going to get any good pics of me this weekend??? I wanna be on 4x4wire.com plus i want some that you can give me.. with me in the action.. and im not talking about action with amanda.. im talking during the comp

I can't make this one, dear. I was broke before the car got jacked up and the deductibles have finished me off for a while. I'll make sure to get some next go round for you. Now which side does that moon come up/go down from????:D

Originally posted by GRIDWNC


Oh just get your ass down there already. Room? Who needs a room? You Are a room! Well a room with boobs!:D Work it girlie, work-it!:laughing: (j/k)

You could always sleep in a tent out at the site.:idea: I promised myself no tents till TDS.... :laughing:


James, I know, I wasn't talkin bout those pics... ;)

well the moon came up on the passenger side of the car on the way home.. i dont think the lady in the jeep next to us liked us too much.. but thats what she gets for playing games with us for 2 hours