: favorite bumper stickers..
sceep 02-12-2003, 09:20 AM ahh.. that H2 thread made me remember some of my favorites...
driver carries no cash,
Wife and kids have it all.
my son is an honor student at the
state correctional facility
jesus loves you
everyone else thinks you're an asshole
whats yer favorites???
Priest 02-12-2003, 09:24 AM "If you touch my truck I'll fawk your dog"
SanDiegoCJ 02-12-2003, 09:28 AM I can't go to work today cause the voices said to stay home and clean the guns.
Had God not driven man from the garden of eden the sierra club would have.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
SilverZuk 02-12-2003, 09:28 AM Warning! Driver only carries $20 worth of Ammunition
ChevyGal 02-12-2003, 09:30 AM He who laughs last, thinks slowest...
What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
Quit tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.
I'm sorry sir, we don't sell donkeys for that purpose.
TexasBlake 02-12-2003, 09:32 AM I see the JAK SE MAS sticker on every other truck here, WTF does that mean?
Motornoggin 02-12-2003, 09:33 AM Originally posted by ChevyCaGal
What if the hockey pokey is what it's all about?
Is that something Wayne Gretzky does?:confused: :D
das_jeepinator 02-12-2003, 09:34 AM seen one the other day
"Don't Fawk with my Reality"
Keep honking I'm Re-loading
Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition
Sully 02-12-2003, 09:35 AM Horn Broken, Watch for Finger.
ChevyGal 02-12-2003, 09:37 AM Originally posted by motorhead72k5
Is that something Wayne Gretzky does?:confused: :D
Fixed it ya dork! :p
Joe_W 02-12-2003, 09:39 AM Originally posted by ChevyCaGal
Fixed it ya dork! :p
Yea but doesn't the sticker really say:
"What if the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about?
:flipoff2:
ChevyGal 02-12-2003, 09:40 AM Originally posted by Joe_W
Yea but doesn't the sticker really say:
"What if the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about?
:flipoff2:
No, I was going by what mine used to say on my truck, so you can just shaddup... ;) :D
Motornoggin 02-12-2003, 09:41 AM Originally posted by ChevyCaGal
Fixed it ya dork! :p
Dork!?!?!? Hey, you're the one that is turning in to a Canadian!:D
WireGeek 02-12-2003, 09:41 AM WWBD
What Would Bubba Do
MattS 02-12-2003, 09:43 AM If you can't feed em
don't breed em
Macgyver 02-12-2003, 09:48 AM they called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken!:flipoff2:
Kitty Cat 02-12-2003, 10:00 AM Honk if your horney
TexasBlake 02-12-2003, 10:00 AM Originally posted by Kitty Cat
Honk if your horney
but do you honk?
StoneyK5 02-12-2003, 10:03 AM What would Scooby Doo?
:D
Priest 02-12-2003, 10:05 AM Work Hard! Millions of people on welfare depend on you.
SilverZuk 02-12-2003, 10:08 AM The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
CAT - The Other White Meat!
Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon.
Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.
Welcome To Shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.
44Runner 02-12-2003, 10:09 AM If God didn't want you to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?
TexasBlake 02-12-2003, 10:10 AM No farms; no food.
44Runner 02-12-2003, 10:12 AM Remember kids, strip mining helps prevent forest fires.
(Bumper sticker owned by a friend of mine who is a mining and minerals engineer, a little mining humor)
Old Scout 02-12-2003, 10:12 AM Originally posted by 44Runner
If God didn't want you to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?
OR
If God didn't want you to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty.
My favorites would have to be:
Insured by Smith & Wesson
Nothing in This Truck is Worth Your Life
People Eating Tasty Animals
TexasBlake 02-12-2003, 10:17 AM Originally posted by 44Runner
Remember kids, strip mining helps prevent forest fires.
(Bumper sticker owned by a friend of mine who is a mining and minerals engineer, a little mining humor)
Ah yes, nuthin like some good ol fashioned mining humor..........
Desert Jeepin 02-12-2003, 10:20 AM "If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"
I got like 3 left... :D
Joe_W 02-12-2003, 10:20 AM A very texas bumper sticker I see on a truck at my sons school.
So what if your kid is an honor student...mine barrel races!
YellowSub1962 02-12-2003, 10:33 AM :usa:
criscfer 02-12-2003, 10:37 AM My GF has this stuck on upside down. It is amazing how many people try to correct her.:confused:
"There is no such thing as a dumb blonde"
SanDiegoCJ 02-12-2003, 10:41 AM Originally posted by Desert Jeepin
"If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"
I got like 3 left... :D
ECHO ECHO ECHO :D :D :D :D
billj 02-12-2003, 10:48 AM Here are a few from my virtual collection........
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
Don't Be Sexist -- Bitches Hate That.
Ax Me About Ebonics.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.
If That Phone Was Up Your Ass, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
When I was a kid, my parents said I could be anything I want, so I became an asshole!
I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
I'd rather be driving your wife"
It's called PMS because Mad Cow disease was already taken!
MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM
Keep Honking.... I'm Reloading
I still miss my Ex... But my aim is getting better! "
Spotted Owl; the other white meat.
I snatch kisses, and vice versa"
Air is like sex, it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
The more you bitch, the longer God lets you live
My ex mother-in-law's other car is a broom"
Happines is seeing a picture of your ex-wife on the back of a milk carton!"
Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl!"
The I.R.S. - We've got what it takes, to take what you've got.
"My RTI Ramp is Your Rice Rocket"
"I swerve for wildlife"
"Keep Laughing, I'm locking my hubs"
Jesus is coming...look busy!!!
I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS, I eat them and wear their skins.
pfco3 02-12-2003, 10:52 AM id kill flipper for a tuna fish sandwich :flipoff2:
Paul Gagnon 02-12-2003, 10:58 AM Stop following me!
Paul Gagnon 02-12-2003, 10:59 AM Originally posted by pfco3
tuna fish
As opposed to tuna cow? :shaking:
Daddy 02-12-2003, 11:02 AM CAUTION Driver no longer gives a F*ck
Spank 02-12-2003, 11:06 AM ^THIS SIDE UP^
What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
GonZu 02-12-2003, 11:13 AM "My other Ride is your Girlfriend"
:flipoff2:
pfco3 02-12-2003, 11:19 AM As opposed to tuna cow? ok. is it dick head or just plain dickhead??;) :flipoff2:
Spank 02-12-2003, 11:21 AM "Don't laugh, your daughter might be in the trunk."
"I swear I didn't know she was three."
":flipoff2: GET IT!?"
Paul Gagnon 02-12-2003, 11:29 AM Originally posted by pfco3
ok. is it dick head or just plain dickhead??;) :flipoff2:
I don't know. How do you prefer to be addressed?:flipoff2:
pfco3 02-12-2003, 11:37 AM somehow i knew that was gonna backfire:)
sceep 02-12-2003, 11:50 AM haha.. just rememberd another of my fav's
Salad isnt food
salad is what food eats!
DozerDan 02-12-2003, 12:19 PM Originally posted by Spank
What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
My buddy had that shirt on last night, i saw it and was like what... then i read the 'for a klondike bar' it is funny.
This is my personal fav. we put this on a buddies jeep a few summers ago for a run and he didnt notice it for 2 days... it was the running joke, everone commenting about it and the like.
http://www.orcusomega.com/modules/gallery/albums/album11/acl.sized.jpg
SLO LUNG 02-12-2003, 12:29 PM Spotted Owl tastes like chicken,
Its on my license plate cover
lt1yj 02-12-2003, 12:40 PM Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move.
JiveTurkey 02-12-2003, 01:35 PM Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a skitzophretiac
And so am I
"Save the planet, kill yourself"
boz88xj 02-12-2003, 01:44 PM "My other car is... also a piece of shit"
"The chrome dubs are going on next week."
TIMMY 02-12-2003, 01:45 PM I am not tail gating I'm drafting:flipoff2:
I am not speeding I'm gualifying:D
Join the Army go to exotic place’s meet exotic people then shot them:eek:
Every one tells me about my drinking problem but no one ask me if I'm thirsty:beer:
Amanda G 02-12-2003, 01:47 PM You've been a naughty boy, go to my room.
51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push your luck.
I got one for Sikfj40 that says "Sorry girls, I'm gay" :laughing:
That pair of lips I used to have as my avatar that says "Kiss my Ass!!"
DieLucas! 02-12-2003, 01:47 PM Free-range Vegans...taste like chicken!
(well, it's not a bumber sticker, but I'd like it to be)
GreenXJ 02-12-2003, 01:52 PM I Understand...I Just Don't Care
Seen it on a couple Toy's and a Ramcharger. Anyone know where I might get one, can't find it anywhere. It'd look great on the XJ or the SJ.
Rev. Parsley 02-12-2003, 01:55 PM -honk if your impatient and in a hurry
-my other Land Cruiser is a Land Cruiser
mudmaid 02-12-2003, 02:56 PM if you're going to ride my ass...at least pull my hair :flipoff2:
Toyota_Jim 02-12-2003, 03:13 PM Just got a new one the other day
"Hang up and drive, asshole"
scoutver5.7 02-12-2003, 03:32 PM I saw one on a TJ the other day:
"My other toy has tits."
loco4x4 02-12-2003, 05:29 PM Iraq first, then France!
Flipper 02-12-2003, 05:33 PM Originally posted by pfco3
id kill flipper for a tuna fish sandwich :flipoff2:
What the FAWK did I ever do to YOU? :flipoff2: :( :( :( :flipoff2:
Lil Uzi 02-12-2003, 05:42 PM get outtta my way, I gotta pee !!:emb:
Satan's_Minion 02-12-2003, 06:38 PM My favorite was a plain sticker that just said
Bumper
The funny part was that it was coupled with one of those huge ass stickers on the top of the windsheild that said, you guesed it
Windsheild
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
willymutt 02-12-2003, 07:03 PM When coming to a four way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the rightaway.
We interupt this marriage to bring you the racing season.
Box, it's what's for dinner.
misfitcj 02-12-2003, 07:03 PM " FUCK YOUR TATTOO'S "
and
" P. E . T . A "
people eating tasty animals
" I ( playing cards club ) cops
.....................LTR
" Honk... if you've never heard Gunfire"
hey its daver 02-12-2003, 07:46 PM Originally posted by Desert Jeepin
"If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"
I got like 3 left... :D
Wanna sell me one :D
81toy 02-12-2003, 07:59 PM -I break for tailgaters
-Hows my driving?? Call 1-800-eat-shit
mtndewmaniac 02-12-2003, 08:05 PM saw this one on the back of a chicken hauler.
"If it tastes like chicken, then why don't you EAT chicken!"
On my truck when I bought it.
"Sane people.......
are the ones you don't know"
hey its daver 02-12-2003, 08:05 PM "Breast implants are the stupidest idea ever. If I want to fondle $5000 worth of silicon I'll get a new computer"
Cliffy [JD] 02-12-2003, 08:24 PM IH...It's NOT just a jeep thing anymore...IH
I'm going to make this one for the front AND rear widows of my ScoutII
Crowdog 02-12-2003, 08:36 PM Originally posted by hey its daver
Wanna sell me one :D
I've got them and more right here. (http://www.crowley-offroad.com/stickers.htm)
http://www.crowley-offroad.com/images/Garden_of_Eden.jpg
troyman 02-12-2003, 09:12 PM Save a whale, harpoon a fat bitch
My other car is a piece of shit too
I fling poo
I brake for tailgaters
Horn broken, watch for finger
Keep honking, I'm reloading
My child beat up your honor student
(Under a USA flag) - Love it or leave it
(Upside down) If you can read this, roll me over
I'm not racist - I hate everyone equally
Cat - it's what's for dinner
Wanted - Head
I'm just driving like this to piss you off
If you can't stop, smile as you go under
Buddha's Ghost 02-12-2003, 09:17 PM http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/sticker9.gif
DriveTime 02-12-2003, 09:27 PM Take a "Speak up for liberty" sticker, do a little cutting and you end up with "Speak up for Bert".
"What's to understand?..Jeeps are Sh*t"
VT_Toy 02-12-2003, 10:51 PM Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full
YotaRunner 02-12-2003, 11:11 PM Hang up the phone....your driving a car, not a phone booth.
Save a TREE, eat a beaver!
Save a TREE, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D
VT_Toy 02-12-2003, 11:37 PM Originally posted by YotaRunner
Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D
:laughing:
bigNATE® 02-12-2003, 11:53 PM " DON'T LAUGH LADY,... YOUR DOUGHTER MAY RIDE IN THIS CAR!!"
actualy had that on the back of my 85 chevy celebrity wagon in 2" high vinyl letters :laughing:
I forgot that I still have some of the flipoff smilies left 4" x 8"
gonna put one on the bronco tomorrow :flipoff2:
ecrist 02-13-2003, 10:55 AM "There's no problem so big that you can't run away from it"
BrknBronco 02-13-2003, 12:02 PM Control inbreeding, Ban country music
Amanda G 02-13-2003, 12:10 PM Remember the Carls Jr. ones: Eat Meat ??
Cut it a little...
EAT ME :)
79broncn 02-13-2003, 12:12 PM I'm not going bald...just getting more head.
InfantryYJ 02-13-2003, 12:15 PM I think I want to get one, mainly geared at my neighbor, that reads: "Fat chicks can't climb",....I'd put it right under the passenger door. Also, get one that reads: "Nice Legs" and put that one under the driver's door. The wife has one on the back of her P/S F-250 that reads: "You have just been passed by a girl".
Originally posted by YotaRunner
Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D
That right there is too funny:laughing: :laughing:
Gotta try and get that made this weekend.
GonPostal 02-13-2003, 12:19 PM How about...
"Some mistakes are just to much fun to do only once..."
TIMMY 02-13-2003, 01:09 PM DARE Donut abuse resistance education
Bad cop no donut:flipoff2:
milk sucks got beer
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.
Fight Crime. Shoot back!
My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.
Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.
Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers kill people
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
If there is a tourist season why can't we shoot them?:D :D :D
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying realy realy fast kill people.
Hug a Logger you will never go back to trees
U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free!
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
Born again pagan
Sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
Have you driven over a Ford lately?.....CHEVY TRUCKS!!
0 to 60... in 15 minutes.Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.
If you keep trying to ban clearcutting, try wiping yourself with plastic
I like spotted owls fried in Exxon oil.
I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur.
P.E.T.A. - People Eating Their Animals
Vegetarian: Primitive word for lousy hunter.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
Always remember, plunder first THEN burn!
Money does Buy Happiness. Give me $20 And I will smile.
sceep 02-13-2003, 01:15 PM ooh.. i remembered anoth of my faves..
"who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
:flipoff2:
MattS 02-13-2003, 01:15 PM Originally posted by TIMMY Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one. [/B]
LOL or better yet:
Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
TexasTJ 02-13-2003, 02:05 PM I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
95steel 02-13-2003, 02:51 PM front bumper "step out and meet jesus"
Back bumper "CAUTION: WATCH FOR FALLING PARTS"
If you can read this your car is probably covered with oil
This bumper was tested on live animals
Wanna know what a reciever hitch can do to a radiator? Read this three more times and the answer will appear right in front of you.
:flipoff2:
GEARSINMYHEAD 02-13-2003, 02:58 PM I like Cat's they taste like Chicken
Lost your Cat? Check my Tires!
God created SUV's so yuppie scum can 4wheel to the grocery store!
GEARSINMYHEAD 02-13-2003, 03:00 PM Originally posted by MattS
Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
Fawker! :flipoff2:
GRIDWNC 02-13-2003, 03:23 PM Save gas, Fart in a jar.
Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
KS Toy 02-13-2003, 03:36 PM Cats flattened while you wait
Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
Chick car had..."I give good head-ache"...or.."If your going to ride my ass..At least pull my hair"...Or..."F you ..you F'n F"
mike34 02-13-2003, 03:53 PM Ya'll forgot the best one
"FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES"
:D
Mike
DriveTime 02-13-2003, 03:54 PM No offiver, there's no blood in my alcohol system.
Take me drunk, I'm home.
boz88xj 02-13-2003, 03:56 PM Im really diggin this one... I think i need it:
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.
85TrailToy 02-13-2003, 04:04 PM Too bad ignorance isn't painful
mano002 02-13-2003, 04:21 PM A couple classics:
"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty"
"Hippies Suck"
cj7jeep 02-13-2003, 04:52 PM Saw this on a good looking woman's car.
Jesus is coming....swallow.
ChamberMaid 02-13-2003, 04:54 PM I wanna get one made that says CAUTION: Blonde Female Driving
LONG84 02-13-2003, 06:16 PM Too many post to read, so I hope this wasn't posted already.
Honda's are like tampons,
Every pussy has one!
krawlin K-5 02-18-2003, 08:33 PM Using a feather is kinky.......................but using the whole chicken is perverted!!!
CruiserJoe 02-18-2003, 09:10 PM Front bumper:
I Don't Brake
Written backwards for best effect
CragRat 02-18-2003, 09:36 PM I have to make this one ...
"This is not an abandoned vehicle."
toydawg85 02-18-2003, 09:43 PM This is my fav...
Vote Democrat its easier then working.
:D :D
axle59 02-18-2003, 10:56 PM DO NOT WASH
scientific dirt experiment in progress
LOKNLOD 02-18-2003, 11:00 PM Originally posted by MattS
LOL or better yet:
Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
Jeeps/Hondas are like panties. They've all got a pussy inside.
AgaveHound 02-19-2003, 12:21 AM SMILE! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
mr4x42u 02-20-2003, 09:09 AM hooked on phonesex works for me
virginity CAN be cured
fuck,shit,damn,piss hell...
smile as you drive under...(licence plate frame)
4x4's eat more bush (plate frame)
:flipoff2:
XJ-Rob 02-20-2003, 07:40 PM Just had these e-mailed to me,donno if some were already posted....
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
No radio. Already stolen.
Who cares who's on board?
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
My other wife is beautiful.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
I is a college student.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
Welcome to Canada, now go home.
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
Rob
On the back of my Cruiser:
http://www.yankeetoys.org/KLF/Clifford/RearSticker.jpg
LordRatner 02-20-2003, 08:01 PM Originally posted by KLF
On the back of my Cruiser:
http://www.yankeetoys.org/KLF/Clifford/RearSticker.jpg
Is that for when you see them in the mall? Wouldnt want anyone invading on Toyota Turf
jeep94xj 02-20-2003, 08:44 PM Nice import!...Can I drive OVER it?!
billj 02-21-2003, 02:43 AM In college I had a t-shirt that read:
DEAD GIRLS DON´T SAY NO
That is, until my mom saw it. Then it turned into a shop rag...........:p :eek:
:flipoff2:
MKBruin 02-21-2003, 03:00 AM damn Bill, that has to be one of the most politically incorect statements of the year right behind one of my old roomates pick up lines.....
"so, do you have a rape whistle?"
"no, why?"
"CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!!!!!!!"
:eek:
anyways, one that I always liked was a buddy who got a Sierra Club sticker, put it on his XJ on 35's, and added the pissing calvin sticker to it.
XJ-Rob 02-21-2003, 04:15 AM Choke'r till she says yes....then it's only assault......
Where am I going and why an I in this hand basket?
Rob
OCNORB 02-21-2003, 05:19 AM SILLY FAGGOT: DIX ARE FOR CHICKS!
horse_with_no_name 02-22-2003, 08:38 AM IN AND OUT BURGER..................A LITTLE CUTTING.........
IN AND OUT URGE
AND FINALLY MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
DON'T FOLLOW ME
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
AND ONE THE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE
JESUS DRIVES A ZUK.....AND GETS IT!
Yota Krawler 02-22-2003, 05:26 PM suicude is telling god "you cant fire me! I QUIT!!"
ass gas or grass, no one rides for free
i just saw this
EAT RICE
Because potatoes make your butt look big.
this was only funny because we were in traffic and kept makin
fun of this person for like rice over potatoes.
spoolnaround 02-22-2003, 07:50 PM the back of my truck
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/gohike.jpg
and the back of the Blazer
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/kissaxle.jpg
and side of my Blazer
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/sierrasux.jpg
Well i want to get some stickers made that say "Daddy Built" for all the yuppie Preps that come through my work.
Qbert 02-22-2003, 09:47 PM I saw this one a couple of years back in a foreign country cant remember which one. it was either Korea or Mexico…I think
YANKEES GO HOME
And take me whit you
NotQuiteSane 02-22-2003, 11:20 PM "Please, This is not a JEEP!"
"We Race Farm Equipment" (on Tsm1MT's racer)
NQS
NotQuiteSane 02-22-2003, 11:45 PM http://wecembroidery.com/designs/thumbnails/molon%20labe.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/B-PENGU_solo.gif
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-linux-fish.gif
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/B-NEVER-E_solo.gif
cowmooflage 02-23-2003, 01:56 PM "If I'd have known it would have turned out like this, I'd have picked my own damn cotton"
"Drive it like you stole it"
"Virginity is a social disease that can be cured with a single injection"
dblue351 02-23-2003, 05:23 PM Saw this on eat a PnP in Stockton
http://www.wt4wheeling.com/images/pickandpull/2002_07_27/recylcers.jpg
StuartTX 07-10-2010, 07:41 PM New one spotted:
Holocene 07-10-2010, 07:46 PM Red sticker: "if this sticker looks blue, you're going too fast".
tnmudhound 07-11-2010, 11:45 AM Alabama where men are men and sheep are scared
Pighead 07-11-2010, 12:53 PM Sorry, it's on a side window...not a bumper.
ki4got 07-11-2010, 01:00 PM Ok, didn't see this one anywhere...
Eschew Obfuscation
:confused:Look it up:confused:
Fisheadgib 07-11-2010, 01:18 PM I think seven and a half years has got to be a new record for thread resurection.
Pighead 07-11-2010, 01:31 PM That's OK, I put that sticker on in 2001.
RickP 07-11-2010, 05:42 PM I've never put stickers on vehicles, to me it clutters them and I like a clean look. I did however, just buy my first bumper stickers. the first reads:
Impeach Obama
the second reads:
Bankrupt America-Yes we can (and it features Obama's logo)
A third, might go back and get it...
Please don't call Obama a jack ass, my donkey gets mad!
As you can tell, I don't like our current regime!
loveshackle 07-11-2010, 06:41 PM Yeah, whole new crop of material since this thread was alive. Here are a few.
My current favorite is one I put on my Dad's rig. He's in real estate & has been since I was little & we live in the high mountains of SW Colorado.
"Save an Elk. Shoot a Land Developer."
If you can walk to welfare, you can walk to work.
Hillbilly Deluxe 07-11-2010, 07:31 PM I see the JAK SE MAS sticker on every other truck here, WTF does that mean?
Its Czech for "Hi how are you" or "Good Morning" or "Hey how you doin"
Name Brand 07-11-2010, 07:49 PM "My tires weigh more than your car."
"Feed the homeless to the hungry."
"I don't carry cash; but I do carry."
'51plymouth 07-11-2010, 07:59 PM On the back of mine..."All I want is a nice girl who doesn't mind wiping up vomit."
redneck_joker 07-11-2010, 08:37 PM I Got your jeep thing.... From your sister.
If i wanted a Hummer i Would of asked your sister.
5150 Jeep 07-11-2010, 08:39 PM These are on the back of my Jeep.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/5150Jeep/random%20jeep%20pics/Stickers.jpg
a360chief 07-11-2010, 09:59 PM Wasting the gas that your hybrid saves...
hurleygo3 07-11-2010, 10:09 PM On the back of my car right now.
Honk if you voted for Obama....
So I can give you the finger
YZRider 07-11-2010, 10:30 PM Tourists go home
Leave daughters
93 Trucktor 07-12-2010, 02:14 PM Honk if you think im White Trash
My other ride is your mom
Dont laugh your daughter might be in here
I love animals... they taste delishous
Wolves... smoke a pack a day
If it cant be grown its Mined
If liberals owned guns...Guns would be ok to own
Earth First!! We'll log the other planets later
opose logging?? Try wiping your ass with plastic toilet paper
my favorite
WELCOME TO IDAHO......NOW GO HOME!!!!!
and
OFF ROADER AND PROUD OF IT!!
77WarPig 08-16-2010, 10:52 AM hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees
don't like logging, try wiping your ass with plastic
honk if your horn works
idaho state outline followed by "dont move here!"
save idaho, spay and neuter non hunters
rock me, roll me, jackyll me off (the band jackyll)
slowchevy 08-16-2010, 12:16 PM http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_0d636b8d949d4b4ab871473cf3d461f4.jpg
was on my old escort when i bought it, and i had to steal it and put it on my truck when i scrapped the car.
not the blowmaster...
muttman 08-16-2010, 12:33 PM Work..... it's the white thing to do. :flipoff2:
TSEJEEPERS 08-16-2010, 03:01 PM Read through the whole tread and can not believe
SHIT HAPPENS!!!
Did not show up.
Got one on back of my rig that says
HAPPINESS IS BEING LOCKED UP!
crownhilldigger 08-16-2010, 03:23 PM Happiness is a belt fed machine gun
ecvMatt 08-16-2010, 03:31 PM Whale:
Bacon of the sea
Throw up, slim down!
InDaRed2 08-16-2010, 04:01 PM hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees
don't like logging, try wiping your ass with plastic
On a related note I see a bunch at my school that says "Strip mining prevents forest fires" :laughing:
JeepJerrySeinfeld 08-16-2010, 04:35 PM http://www.fastdecals.com/graphics/No_fat_chicks_t.jpg
had this on my old ranger
but mine only said fat chicks inside that cross out
I am a chubby chaser too
J-Bone 08-16-2010, 05:38 PM Gas Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free
White Shark 08-16-2010, 06:11 PM I'm really a vegetarian. It's not beef, it's processed vegetables on the hoof.
:D
..
redpitbull44 08-16-2010, 07:24 PM A few of my favorites:
Jeep! It's whats for dinner. (<-personal trademark)
My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes.
Real Trucks don't have Spark Plugs.
My signature.
Smoke don't mean it's broke.
Diesel Smoke Makes Her Horny.
CAUTION: This truck eats imports.
I've got you're Jeep thing, now it burns when I pee.
Hummvee Recovery Team
NUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!
When the log chain drops the bullshit stops.
Keep Honking I'm Reloading.
Just remember, I Fucked Her First.
A guy I see on my way into the city every day has a black Dodge Dakota. Across the back glass he has this sticker with the Joker face of Obama dead center, and in 6" red letters it says THANK YOU SATAN and then below that, same size letters but more opaque it says YES WE CAN.
Give whirrled peas a chance.
cowmooflage 08-16-2010, 08:00 PM Wife and dog missing, REWARD for dog:smokin:
4runner 08-16-2010, 08:35 PM saw this on a beemer today...
get the fuck out of my way!!
XJUSA 08-16-2010, 10:12 PM "I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick."
KS Toy 08-17-2010, 04:12 AM http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/KSToy1992/IMG_0367.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/KSToy1992/Dumb%20Stuff/gobig.jpg
Muddin 08-17-2010, 07:54 AM Someone posted one like this here and I liked it enough to have one made and slapped it on my '86. It's just big enough to read it if someone is right behind me.
Tonka1 08-17-2010, 08:43 AM http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j7/Rsmurray4/More%20truck%20pictures/ef608172.jpg:smokin:
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