: favorite bumper stickers..


sceep
02-12-2003, 09:20 AM
ahh.. that H2 thread made me remember some of my favorites...

driver carries no cash,
Wife and kids have it all.

my son is an honor student at the
state correctional facility

jesus loves you
everyone else thinks you're an asshole



whats yer favorites???

Priest
02-12-2003, 09:24 AM
"If you touch my truck I'll fawk your dog"

SanDiegoCJ
02-12-2003, 09:28 AM
I can't go to work today cause the voices said to stay home and clean the guns.


Had God not driven man from the garden of eden the sierra club would have.


Keep honking, I'm reloading.

SilverZuk
02-12-2003, 09:28 AM
Warning! Driver only carries $20 worth of Ammunition

ChevyGal
02-12-2003, 09:30 AM
He who laughs last, thinks slowest...

What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?

Quit tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

I'm sorry sir, we don't sell donkeys for that purpose.

TexasBlake
02-12-2003, 09:32 AM
I see the JAK SE MAS sticker on every other truck here, WTF does that mean?

Motornoggin
02-12-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


What if the hockey pokey is what it's all about?



Is that something Wayne Gretzky does?:confused: :D

das_jeepinator
02-12-2003, 09:34 AM
seen one the other day


"Don't Fawk with my Reality"

Keep honking I'm Re-loading

Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition

Sully
02-12-2003, 09:35 AM
Horn Broken, Watch for Finger.

ChevyGal
02-12-2003, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by motorhead72k5


Is that something Wayne Gretzky does?:confused: :D

Fixed it ya dork! :p

Joe_W
02-12-2003, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


Fixed it ya dork! :p

Yea but doesn't the sticker really say:
"What if the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about?

:flipoff2:

ChevyGal
02-12-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Joe_W


Yea but doesn't the sticker really say:
"What if the hokey pokey isn't what it's all about?

:flipoff2:

No, I was going by what mine used to say on my truck, so you can just shaddup... ;) :D

Motornoggin
02-12-2003, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


Fixed it ya dork! :p

Dork!?!?!? Hey, you're the one that is turning in to a Canadian!:D

WireGeek
02-12-2003, 09:41 AM
WWBD













What Would Bubba Do

MattS
02-12-2003, 09:43 AM
If you can't feed em
don't breed em

Macgyver
02-12-2003, 09:48 AM
they called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken!:flipoff2:

Kitty Cat
02-12-2003, 10:00 AM
Honk if your horney

TexasBlake
02-12-2003, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Kitty Cat
Honk if your horney

but do you honk?

StoneyK5
02-12-2003, 10:03 AM
What would Scooby Doo?


:D

Priest
02-12-2003, 10:05 AM
Work Hard! Millions of people on welfare depend on you.

SilverZuk
02-12-2003, 10:08 AM
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

CAT - The Other White Meat!

Beer - The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon.

Remember My Name - You'll Be Screaming It Later.

Welcome To Shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.

44Runner
02-12-2003, 10:09 AM
If God didn't want you to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?

TexasBlake
02-12-2003, 10:10 AM
No farms; no food.

44Runner
02-12-2003, 10:12 AM
Remember kids, strip mining helps prevent forest fires.

(Bumper sticker owned by a friend of mine who is a mining and minerals engineer, a little mining humor)

Old Scout
02-12-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by 44Runner
If God didn't want you to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?

OR
If God didn't want you to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty.

Huff
02-12-2003, 10:12 AM
My favorites would have to be:

Insured by Smith & Wesson

Nothing in This Truck is Worth Your Life

People Eating Tasty Animals

TexasBlake
02-12-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by 44Runner
Remember kids, strip mining helps prevent forest fires.

(Bumper sticker owned by a friend of mine who is a mining and minerals engineer, a little mining humor)

Ah yes, nuthin like some good ol fashioned mining humor..........

Desert Jeepin
02-12-2003, 10:20 AM
"If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"

I got like 3 left... :D

Joe_W
02-12-2003, 10:20 AM
A very texas bumper sticker I see on a truck at my sons school.

So what if your kid is an honor student...mine barrel races!

YellowSub1962
02-12-2003, 10:33 AM
:usa:

criscfer
02-12-2003, 10:37 AM
My GF has this stuck on upside down. It is amazing how many people try to correct her.:confused:

"There is no such thing as a dumb blonde"

SanDiegoCJ
02-12-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Desert Jeepin
"If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"

I got like 3 left... :D



ECHO ECHO ECHO :D :D :D :D

billj
02-12-2003, 10:48 AM
Here are a few from my virtual collection........

==================


Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

Don't Be Sexist -- Bitches Hate That.

Ax Me About Ebonics.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.


If That Phone Was Up Your Ass, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

When I was a kid, my parents said I could be anything I want, so I became an asshole!

I got kicked out of Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

I'd rather be driving your wife"

It's called PMS because Mad Cow disease was already taken!

MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOM

Keep Honking.... I'm Reloading

I still miss my Ex... But my aim is getting better! "

Spotted Owl; the other white meat.

I snatch kisses, and vice versa"

Air is like sex, it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

The more you bitch, the longer God lets you live

My ex mother-in-law's other car is a broom"

Happines is seeing a picture of your ex-wife on the back of a milk carton!"

Save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl!"

The I.R.S. - We've got what it takes, to take what you've got.

"My RTI Ramp is Your Rice Rocket"

"I swerve for wildlife"

"Keep Laughing, I'm locking my hubs"

Jesus is coming...look busy!!!

I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS, I eat them and wear their skins.

pfco3
02-12-2003, 10:52 AM
id kill flipper for a tuna fish sandwich :flipoff2:

Paul Gagnon
02-12-2003, 10:58 AM
Stop following me!

Paul Gagnon
02-12-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by pfco3
tuna fish

As opposed to tuna cow? :shaking:

Daddy
02-12-2003, 11:02 AM
CAUTION Driver no longer gives a F*ck

Spank
02-12-2003, 11:06 AM
^THIS SIDE UP^

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

GonZu
02-12-2003, 11:13 AM
"My other Ride is your Girlfriend"


:flipoff2:

pfco3
02-12-2003, 11:19 AM
As opposed to tuna cow? ok. is it dick head or just plain dickhead??;) :flipoff2:

Spank
02-12-2003, 11:21 AM
"Don't laugh, your daughter might be in the trunk."


"I swear I didn't know she was three."


":flipoff2: GET IT!?"

Paul Gagnon
02-12-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by pfco3
ok. is it dick head or just plain dickhead??;) :flipoff2:

I don't know. How do you prefer to be addressed?:flipoff2:

pfco3
02-12-2003, 11:37 AM
somehow i knew that was gonna backfire:)

sceep
02-12-2003, 11:50 AM
haha.. just rememberd another of my fav's


Salad isnt food
salad is what food eats!

DozerDan
02-12-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Spank


What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

My buddy had that shirt on last night, i saw it and was like what... then i read the 'for a klondike bar' it is funny.


This is my personal fav. we put this on a buddies jeep a few summers ago for a run and he didnt notice it for 2 days... it was the running joke, everone commenting about it and the like.


http://www.orcusomega.com/modules/gallery/albums/album11/acl.sized.jpg

SLO LUNG
02-12-2003, 12:29 PM
Spotted Owl tastes like chicken,

Its on my license plate cover

lt1yj
02-12-2003, 12:40 PM
Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move.

JiveTurkey
02-12-2003, 01:35 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am a skitzophretiac
And so am I

LAME
02-12-2003, 01:40 PM
"Save the planet, kill yourself"

boz88xj
02-12-2003, 01:44 PM
"My other car is... also a piece of shit"

"The chrome dubs are going on next week."

TIMMY
02-12-2003, 01:45 PM
I am not tail gating I'm drafting:flipoff2:

I am not speeding I'm gualifying:D

Join the Army go to exotic place’s meet exotic people then shot them:eek:

Every one tells me about my drinking problem but no one ask me if I'm thirsty:beer:

Amanda G
02-12-2003, 01:47 PM
You've been a naughty boy, go to my room.

51% sweetheart, 49% bitch, don't push your luck.

I got one for Sikfj40 that says "Sorry girls, I'm gay" :laughing:

That pair of lips I used to have as my avatar that says "Kiss my Ass!!"

DieLucas!
02-12-2003, 01:47 PM
Free-range Vegans...taste like chicken!



(well, it's not a bumber sticker, but I'd like it to be)

GreenXJ
02-12-2003, 01:52 PM
I Understand...I Just Don't Care

Seen it on a couple Toy's and a Ramcharger. Anyone know where I might get one, can't find it anywhere. It'd look great on the XJ or the SJ.

Rev. Parsley
02-12-2003, 01:55 PM
-honk if your impatient and in a hurry


-my other Land Cruiser is a Land Cruiser

mudmaid
02-12-2003, 02:56 PM
if you're going to ride my ass...at least pull my hair :flipoff2:

Toyota_Jim
02-12-2003, 03:13 PM
Just got a new one the other day


"Hang up and drive, asshole"

scoutver5.7
02-12-2003, 03:32 PM
I saw one on a TJ the other day:

"My other toy has tits."

loco4x4
02-12-2003, 05:29 PM
Iraq first, then France!

Flipper
02-12-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by pfco3
id kill flipper for a tuna fish sandwich :flipoff2:

What the FAWK did I ever do to YOU? :flipoff2: :( :( :( :flipoff2:

Lil Uzi
02-12-2003, 05:42 PM
get outtta my way, I gotta pee !!:emb:

Satan's_Minion
02-12-2003, 06:38 PM
My favorite was a plain sticker that just said

Bumper

The funny part was that it was coupled with one of those huge ass stickers on the top of the windsheild that said, you guesed it

Windsheild

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

willymutt
02-12-2003, 07:03 PM
When coming to a four way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the rightaway.

We interupt this marriage to bring you the racing season.

Box, it's what's for dinner.

misfitcj
02-12-2003, 07:03 PM
" FUCK YOUR TATTOO'S "

and


" P. E . T . A "

people eating tasty animals

" I ( playing cards club ) cops


.....................LTR

Berg
02-12-2003, 07:08 PM
" Honk... if you've never heard Gunfire"

hey its daver
02-12-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Desert Jeepin
"If God had not kicked man out of the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club would have"

I got like 3 left... :D


Wanna sell me one :D

81toy
02-12-2003, 07:59 PM
-I break for tailgaters

-Hows my driving?? Call 1-800-eat-shit

mtndewmaniac
02-12-2003, 08:05 PM
saw this one on the back of a chicken hauler.

"If it tastes like chicken, then why don't you EAT chicken!"


On my truck when I bought it.

"Sane people.......
are the ones you don't know"

hey its daver
02-12-2003, 08:05 PM
"Breast implants are the stupidest idea ever. If I want to fondle $5000 worth of silicon I'll get a new computer"

Cliffy [JD]
02-12-2003, 08:24 PM
IH...It's NOT just a jeep thing anymore...IH

I'm going to make this one for the front AND rear widows of my ScoutII

Crowdog
02-12-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by hey its daver



Wanna sell me one :D

I've got them and more right here. (http://www.crowley-offroad.com/stickers.htm)

http://www.crowley-offroad.com/images/Garden_of_Eden.jpg

troyman
02-12-2003, 09:12 PM
Save a whale, harpoon a fat bitch

My other car is a piece of shit too

I fling poo

I brake for tailgaters

Horn broken, watch for finger

Keep honking, I'm reloading

My child beat up your honor student

(Under a USA flag) - Love it or leave it

(Upside down) If you can read this, roll me over

I'm not racist - I hate everyone equally

Cat - it's what's for dinner

Wanted - Head

I'm just driving like this to piss you off

If you can't stop, smile as you go under

Buddha's Ghost
02-12-2003, 09:17 PM
http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/sticker9.gif

DriveTime
02-12-2003, 09:27 PM
Take a "Speak up for liberty" sticker, do a little cutting and you end up with "Speak up for Bert".

Berg
02-12-2003, 10:19 PM
"What's to understand?..Jeeps are Sh*t"

VT_Toy
02-12-2003, 10:51 PM
Don't complain about farmers with your mouth full

YotaRunner
02-12-2003, 11:11 PM
Hang up the phone....your driving a car, not a phone booth.

Save a TREE, eat a beaver!

Save a TREE, wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D

VT_Toy
02-12-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by YotaRunner


Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D

:laughing:

bigNATE®
02-12-2003, 11:53 PM
" DON'T LAUGH LADY,... YOUR DOUGHTER MAY RIDE IN THIS CAR!!"
actualy had that on the back of my 85 chevy celebrity wagon in 2" high vinyl letters :laughing:

I forgot that I still have some of the flipoff smilies left 4" x 8"

gonna put one on the bronco tomorrow :flipoff2:

ecrist
02-13-2003, 10:55 AM
"There's no problem so big that you can't run away from it"

BrknBronco
02-13-2003, 12:02 PM
Control inbreeding, Ban country music

Amanda G
02-13-2003, 12:10 PM
Remember the Carls Jr. ones: Eat Meat ??

Cut it a little...

EAT ME :)

79broncn
02-13-2003, 12:12 PM
I'm not going bald...just getting more head.

InfantryYJ
02-13-2003, 12:15 PM
I think I want to get one, mainly geared at my neighbor, that reads: "Fat chicks can't climb",....I'd put it right under the passenger door. Also, get one that reads: "Nice Legs" and put that one under the driver's door. The wife has one on the back of her P/S F-250 that reads: "You have just been passed by a girl".

R O
02-13-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by YotaRunner


Jesus was my Co-poilet, we crashed in the alps and I had to eat him :D



That right there is too funny:laughing: :laughing:

Gotta try and get that made this weekend.

GonPostal
02-13-2003, 12:19 PM
How about...

"Some mistakes are just to much fun to do only once..."

TIMMY
02-13-2003, 01:09 PM
DARE Donut abuse resistance education

Bad cop no donut:flipoff2:

milk sucks got beer

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

If you think this vehicle is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!

Police: Helping perps fall down stairs since 1853.

Fight Crime. Shoot back!

My kid's an honor student...yes your honor...no contest your honor..nice tie your honor.

Drugs support terrorism. Cigarette money supports the government. Cigarettes are drugs. The government supports terrorism?

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be Evil.

Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers kill people

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

If there is a tourist season why can't we shoot them?:D :D :D

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying realy realy fast kill people.

Hug a Logger you will never go back to trees

U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free!

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over

Born again pagan

Sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one.

Have you driven over a Ford lately?.....CHEVY TRUCKS!!

0 to 60... in 15 minutes.Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.

If you keep trying to ban clearcutting, try wiping yourself with plastic

I like spotted owls fried in Exxon oil.

I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur.

P.E.T.A. - People Eating Their Animals

Vegetarian: Primitive word for lousy hunter.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

Always remember, plunder first THEN burn!

Money does Buy Happiness. Give me $20 And I will smile.

sceep
02-13-2003, 01:15 PM
ooh.. i remembered anoth of my faves..


"who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

:flipoff2:

MattS
02-13-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by TIMMY Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one. [/B]

LOL or better yet:

Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.

TexasTJ
02-13-2003, 02:05 PM
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

95steel
02-13-2003, 02:51 PM
front bumper "step out and meet jesus"

Back bumper "CAUTION: WATCH FOR FALLING PARTS"

If you can read this your car is probably covered with oil

This bumper was tested on live animals

Wanna know what a reciever hitch can do to a radiator? Read this three more times and the answer will appear right in front of you.

:flipoff2:

GEARSINMYHEAD
02-13-2003, 02:58 PM
I like Cat's they taste like Chicken

Lost your Cat? Check my Tires!

God created SUV's so yuppie scum can 4wheel to the grocery store!

GEARSINMYHEAD
02-13-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by MattS


Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.

Fawker! :flipoff2:

GRIDWNC
02-13-2003, 03:23 PM
Save gas, Fart in a jar.

Sex is like snow. You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

KS Toy
02-13-2003, 03:36 PM
Cats flattened while you wait

Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield

AZFJ
02-13-2003, 03:46 PM
Chick car had..."I give good head-ache"...or.."If your going to ride my ass..At least pull my hair"...Or..."F you ..you F'n F"

mike34
02-13-2003, 03:53 PM
Ya'll forgot the best one


"FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES"



:D


Mike

DriveTime
02-13-2003, 03:54 PM
No offiver, there's no blood in my alcohol system.

Take me drunk, I'm home.

boz88xj
02-13-2003, 03:56 PM
Im really diggin this one... I think i need it:

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

85TrailToy
02-13-2003, 04:04 PM
Too bad ignorance isn't painful

mano002
02-13-2003, 04:21 PM
A couple classics:

"I wish my girlfriend was this dirty"

"Hippies Suck"

cj7jeep
02-13-2003, 04:52 PM
Saw this on a good looking woman's car.

Jesus is coming....swallow.

ChamberMaid
02-13-2003, 04:54 PM
I wanna get one made that says CAUTION: Blonde Female Driving

LONG84
02-13-2003, 06:16 PM
Too many post to read, so I hope this wasn't posted already.

Honda's are like tampons,













Every pussy has one!

krawlin K-5
02-18-2003, 08:33 PM
Using a feather is kinky.......................but using the whole chicken is perverted!!!

CruiserJoe
02-18-2003, 09:10 PM
Front bumper:

I Don't Brake

Written backwards for best effect

CragRat
02-18-2003, 09:36 PM
I have to make this one ...

"This is not an abandoned vehicle."

toydawg85
02-18-2003, 09:43 PM
This is my fav...


Vote Democrat its easier then working.

:D :D

axle59
02-18-2003, 10:56 PM
DO NOT WASH
scientific dirt experiment in progress

LOKNLOD
02-18-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by MattS


LOL or better yet:

Jeeps are like tampons. Every pussy has one.

Jeeps/Hondas are like panties. They've all got a pussy inside.

AgaveHound
02-19-2003, 12:21 AM
SMILE! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...

mr4x42u
02-20-2003, 09:09 AM
hooked on phonesex works for me

virginity CAN be cured

fuck,shit,damn,piss hell...

smile as you drive under...(licence plate frame)

4x4's eat more bush (plate frame)



:flipoff2:

XJ-Rob
02-20-2003, 07:40 PM
Just had these e-mailed to me,donno if some were already posted....

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

No radio. Already stolen.

Who cares who's on board?

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

My other wife is beautiful.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

I is a college student.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.

Welcome to Canada, now go home.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.



Rob

KLF
02-20-2003, 08:00 PM
On the back of my Cruiser:

http://www.yankeetoys.org/KLF/Clifford/RearSticker.jpg

LordRatner
02-20-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by KLF
On the back of my Cruiser:

http://www.yankeetoys.org/KLF/Clifford/RearSticker.jpg

Is that for when you see them in the mall? Wouldnt want anyone invading on Toyota Turf

jeep94xj
02-20-2003, 08:44 PM
Nice import!...Can I drive OVER it?!

billj
02-21-2003, 02:43 AM
In college I had a t-shirt that read:



DEAD GIRLS DON´T SAY NO



That is, until my mom saw it. Then it turned into a shop rag...........:p :eek:



:flipoff2:

MKBruin
02-21-2003, 03:00 AM
damn Bill, that has to be one of the most politically incorect statements of the year right behind one of my old roomates pick up lines.....

"so, do you have a rape whistle?"
"no, why?"
"CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!!!!!!!"

:eek:


anyways, one that I always liked was a buddy who got a Sierra Club sticker, put it on his XJ on 35's, and added the pissing calvin sticker to it.

XJ-Rob
02-21-2003, 04:15 AM
Choke'r till she says yes....then it's only assault......


Where am I going and why an I in this hand basket?


Rob

OCNORB
02-21-2003, 05:19 AM
SILLY FAGGOT: DIX ARE FOR CHICKS!

horse_with_no_name
02-22-2003, 08:38 AM
IN AND OUT BURGER..................A LITTLE CUTTING.........
IN AND OUT URGE

AND FINALLY MY PERSONAL FAVORITE

DON'T FOLLOW ME
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!

AND ONE THE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE

JESUS DRIVES A ZUK.....AND GETS IT!

Yota Krawler
02-22-2003, 05:26 PM
suicude is telling god "you cant fire me! I QUIT!!"

ass gas or grass, no one rides for free

LCL
02-22-2003, 06:15 PM
i just saw this

EAT RICE
Because potatoes make your butt look big.

this was only funny because we were in traffic and kept makin
fun of this person for like rice over potatoes.

spoolnaround
02-22-2003, 07:50 PM
the back of my truck
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/gohike.jpg
and the back of the Blazer
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/kissaxle.jpg
and side of my Blazer
http://pages.prodigy.net/nuttyisme/sierrasux.jpg

TR
02-22-2003, 09:00 PM
Well i want to get some stickers made that say "Daddy Built" for all the yuppie Preps that come through my work.

Qbert
02-22-2003, 09:47 PM
I saw this one a couple of years back in a foreign country cant remember which one. it was either Korea or Mexico…I think




YANKEES GO HOME
And take me whit you

NotQuiteSane
02-22-2003, 11:20 PM
"Please, This is not a JEEP!"

"We Race Farm Equipment" (on Tsm1MT's racer)

NQS

NotQuiteSane
02-22-2003, 11:45 PM
http://wecembroidery.com/designs/thumbnails/molon%20labe.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/B-PENGU_solo.gif

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-linux-fish.gif

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/B-NEVER-E_solo.gif

cowmooflage
02-23-2003, 01:56 PM
"If I'd have known it would have turned out like this, I'd have picked my own damn cotton"

"Drive it like you stole it"

"Virginity is a social disease that can be cured with a single injection"

dblue351
02-23-2003, 05:23 PM
Saw this on eat a PnP in Stockton

http://www.wt4wheeling.com/images/pickandpull/2002_07_27/recylcers.jpg

StuartTX
07-10-2010, 07:41 PM
New one spotted:

Holocene
07-10-2010, 07:46 PM
Red sticker: "if this sticker looks blue, you're going too fast".

tnmudhound
07-11-2010, 11:45 AM
Alabama where men are men and sheep are scared

Pighead
07-11-2010, 12:53 PM
Sorry, it's on a side window...not a bumper.

ki4got
07-11-2010, 01:00 PM
Ok, didn't see this one anywhere...

Eschew Obfuscation

:confused:Look it up:confused:

Fisheadgib
07-11-2010, 01:18 PM
I think seven and a half years has got to be a new record for thread resurection.

Pighead
07-11-2010, 01:31 PM
That's OK, I put that sticker on in 2001.

RickP
07-11-2010, 05:42 PM
I've never put stickers on vehicles, to me it clutters them and I like a clean look. I did however, just buy my first bumper stickers. the first reads:

Impeach Obama

the second reads:

Bankrupt America-Yes we can (and it features Obama's logo)

A third, might go back and get it...

Please don't call Obama a jack ass, my donkey gets mad!

As you can tell, I don't like our current regime!

loveshackle
07-11-2010, 06:41 PM
Yeah, whole new crop of material since this thread was alive. Here are a few.

My current favorite is one I put on my Dad's rig. He's in real estate & has been since I was little & we live in the high mountains of SW Colorado.

"Save an Elk. Shoot a Land Developer."

lfd
07-11-2010, 07:26 PM
If you can walk to welfare, you can walk to work.

Hillbilly Deluxe
07-11-2010, 07:31 PM
I see the JAK SE MAS sticker on every other truck here, WTF does that mean?

Its Czech for "Hi how are you" or "Good Morning" or "Hey how you doin"

Name Brand
07-11-2010, 07:49 PM
"My tires weigh more than your car."

"Feed the homeless to the hungry."

"I don't carry cash; but I do carry."

'51plymouth
07-11-2010, 07:59 PM
On the back of mine..."All I want is a nice girl who doesn't mind wiping up vomit."

redneck_joker
07-11-2010, 08:37 PM
I Got your jeep thing.... From your sister.

If i wanted a Hummer i Would of asked your sister.

5150 Jeep
07-11-2010, 08:39 PM
These are on the back of my Jeep.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e312/5150Jeep/random%20jeep%20pics/Stickers.jpg

a360chief
07-11-2010, 09:59 PM
Wasting the gas that your hybrid saves...

hurleygo3
07-11-2010, 10:09 PM
On the back of my car right now.

Honk if you voted for Obama....

So I can give you the finger

YZRider
07-11-2010, 10:30 PM
Tourists go home
Leave daughters

93 Trucktor
07-12-2010, 02:14 PM
Honk if you think im White Trash
My other ride is your mom
Dont laugh your daughter might be in here
I love animals... they taste delishous
Wolves... smoke a pack a day
If it cant be grown its Mined
If liberals owned guns...Guns would be ok to own
Earth First!! We'll log the other planets later
opose logging?? Try wiping your ass with plastic toilet paper
my favorite
WELCOME TO IDAHO......NOW GO HOME!!!!!
and
OFF ROADER AND PROUD OF IT!!

77WarPig
08-16-2010, 10:52 AM
hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees

don't like logging, try wiping your ass with plastic

honk if your horn works

idaho state outline followed by "dont move here!"

save idaho, spay and neuter non hunters

rock me, roll me, jackyll me off (the band jackyll)

slowchevy
08-16-2010, 12:16 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/91/l_0d636b8d949d4b4ab871473cf3d461f4.jpg

was on my old escort when i bought it, and i had to steal it and put it on my truck when i scrapped the car.

not the blowmaster...

muttman
08-16-2010, 12:33 PM
Work..... it's the white thing to do. :flipoff2:

TSEJEEPERS
08-16-2010, 03:01 PM
Read through the whole tread and can not believe
SHIT HAPPENS!!!
Did not show up.
Got one on back of my rig that says
HAPPINESS IS BEING LOCKED UP!

crownhilldigger
08-16-2010, 03:23 PM
Happiness is a belt fed machine gun

ecvMatt
08-16-2010, 03:31 PM
Whale:
Bacon of the sea



Throw up, slim down!

InDaRed2
08-16-2010, 04:01 PM
hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees

don't like logging, try wiping your ass with plastic

On a related note I see a bunch at my school that says "Strip mining prevents forest fires" :laughing:

JeepJerrySeinfeld
08-16-2010, 04:35 PM
http://www.fastdecals.com/graphics/No_fat_chicks_t.jpg

had this on my old ranger
but mine only said fat chicks inside that cross out
I am a chubby chaser too

J-Bone
08-16-2010, 05:38 PM
Gas Grass or Ass, nobody rides for free

White Shark
08-16-2010, 06:11 PM
I'm really a vegetarian. It's not beef, it's processed vegetables on the hoof.



:D
..

redpitbull44
08-16-2010, 07:24 PM
A few of my favorites:

Jeep! It's whats for dinner. (<-personal trademark)

My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes.

Real Trucks don't have Spark Plugs.

My signature.

Smoke don't mean it's broke.

Diesel Smoke Makes Her Horny.

CAUTION: This truck eats imports.

I've got you're Jeep thing, now it burns when I pee.

Hummvee Recovery Team

NUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!

When the log chain drops the bullshit stops.

Keep Honking I'm Reloading.

Just remember, I Fucked Her First.


A guy I see on my way into the city every day has a black Dodge Dakota. Across the back glass he has this sticker with the Joker face of Obama dead center, and in 6" red letters it says THANK YOU SATAN and then below that, same size letters but more opaque it says YES WE CAN.

jbxx
08-16-2010, 07:39 PM
Give whirrled peas a chance.

cowmooflage
08-16-2010, 08:00 PM
Wife and dog missing, REWARD for dog:smokin:

4runner
08-16-2010, 08:35 PM
saw this on a beemer today...



get the fuck out of my way!!

XJUSA
08-16-2010, 10:12 PM
"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick."

KS Toy
08-17-2010, 04:12 AM
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/KSToy1992/IMG_0367.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/KSToy1992/Dumb%20Stuff/gobig.jpg

Muddin
08-17-2010, 07:54 AM
Someone posted one like this here and I liked it enough to have one made and slapped it on my '86. It's just big enough to read it if someone is right behind me.

Tonka1
08-17-2010, 08:43 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j7/Rsmurray4/More%20truck%20pictures/ef608172.jpg:smokin: