: need girl advice.
Weasel 02-13-2003, 10:04 PM ok, this weekend I'm taking this girl out to this V-day get together deal. I'm not sure if it really classifies as a date or not. But I was wondering if it would be appropiate to bring her some flowers. We arn't going out yet, so I'm not going to go overboard with roses or anything, but just something nice I guess. I've known her for a few years and I wouldn't mind hooking up but I don't wanna cross the line ya know? I suppose this is a stupid question but I don't no anything bout them wimen folk...thanks.
Buddha's Ghost 02-13-2003, 10:06 PM What exactly does the "get together" consist of?
Drunk tank 02-13-2003, 10:07 PM Yes...take her some flowers. She'll like it regaurdless. ;)
Motornoggin 02-13-2003, 10:07 PM White and pink Carnations.;)
maybe a beautiful bouquet of forks?
Motornoggin 02-13-2003, 10:09 PM Originally posted by Mo
maybe a beautiful bouquet of forks?
and some BACON!!! :D
Buddha's Ghost 02-13-2003, 10:10 PM Originally posted by motorhead72k5
and some BACON!!! :D
She's gonna get some pork via the fork.
Weasel 02-13-2003, 10:11 PM Originally posted by Mo
maybe a beautiful bouquet of forks?
hey i like that idea.....:flipoff2:
get together....bunch of people get together to hang...waht else would you call it? it's not really a party....I don't know.
Buddha's Ghost 02-13-2003, 10:12 PM Originally posted by Weasel
get together....bunch of people get together to hang...waht else would you call it?
An ORGY?
Weasel 02-13-2003, 10:15 PM :eek: :laughing: bwahahaha don't quite think so:laughing::D...actually I have no idea what's gonna go on, I just going to be with this chick.
Chrisjeep7 02-13-2003, 10:15 PM unzip your pants and put a flower around your man hood, disturbing yet affective :D
Roxywheels 02-13-2003, 10:17 PM Is it a *get together* at her place? Or are you all going out? If you are all going out and you are picking her up then flowers would be nice....just a simple bouquet is fine. If there is a get together and its at her place you oculd go with flowers or a nice bottle of wine. :roxy:
Priest 02-13-2003, 10:17 PM I'm tired and I have no advice on the girl... in fact I didn't even bother to read your post. I do have advice on the fact that you are asking a bunch of circlejerking slack jawed smart asses advice about women (no offence intended to anyone, I included the slack jawed part to make sure I was included as part of the group). When it comes to matters of the heart the internet should not be a resource which is used. For all you know anyone of the people here on PBB could have an under age philipino girl tied up in their basement which they are letting age like a wheel of cheese until which time it is legal to consumate a marriage with her for which her parents were paid handsomely. The first rule of doing any research is to know the validity of your sources and asking relationship questions on the PBB is like asking Christoper Lowell what the best round is for dropping mule deer.
Now back to the regularly scheduled program which is now in session...
Buddha's Ghost 02-13-2003, 10:20 PM Originally posted by Priest
For all you know anyone of the people here on PBB could have an under age philipino girl tied up in their basement which they are letting age like a wheel of cheese until which time it is legal to consumate a marriage with her for which her parents were paid handsomely.
You described that a little too vividly. Is there something you'd like to "come clean" about with us? :flipoff2:
Weasel 02-13-2003, 10:25 PM Yeah, I know about the smartasses...does that mean the bacon and forks are out?? :flipoff2:
I'm gonna pick her up then we are all going out...so looks like tommorrow I will check out some flowers...thanks.
Priest 02-13-2003, 10:25 PM Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
You described that a little too vividly. Is there something you'd like to "come clean" about with us? :flipoff2:
My little philipino girl is plenty legal (she better be, hell her daughters even legal now.... no pics you sick fawks) so never you mind.... :flipoff2:
Buddha's Ghost 02-13-2003, 10:26 PM Originally posted by Weasel
Yeah, I know about the smartasses...does that mean the bacon and forks are out?? :flipoff2:
I'm gonna pick her up then we are all going out...so looks like tommorrow I will check out some flowers...thanks.
Just get an assorted bouquet. And NO ROSES.
Weasel 02-13-2003, 10:27 PM Originally posted by Priest
My little philipino girl is plenty legal (she better be, hell her daughters even legal now.... no pics you sick fawks) so never you mind.... :flipoff2:
so how long did you have to keep her in the basement?? :flipoff2: :flipoff2:
Priest 02-13-2003, 10:29 PM Originally posted by Weasel
so how long did you have to keep her in the basement?? :flipoff2: :flipoff2:
The mother or the daughter :confused: :flipoff2:
willymutt 02-13-2003, 11:23 PM You lie, there are no girls there!:flipoff2: I did the same thing tonight, but it didn't work out quite like I planned I don't think. It may have something to do with the fact that I'm leaving this weekend. Her friends were jealous though.
Good luck with the "girl".
Erin
Jason R 02-14-2003, 12:13 AM Originally posted by Priest
My little philipino girl is plenty legal (she better be, hell her daughters even legal now.... no pics you sick fawks) so never you mind.... :flipoff2:
And youre calling us sick fawks...:rolleyes: :flipoff2:
Whitewater 02-14-2003, 01:24 AM So the girl sitting next to me says you need to take her just one flower that you picked, (not a rose) I know your in Montana and all so just buy a bouquet, give most of them to your mom and just take her a single flower. Good Luck eh...
Originally posted by Priest
I'm tired and I have no advice on the girl... in fact I didn't even bother to read your post. I do have advice on the fact that you are asking a bunch of circlejerking slack jawed smart asses advice about women (no offence intended to anyone, I included the slack jawed part to make sure I was included as part of the group). When it comes to matters of the heart the internet should not be a resource which is used. For all you know anyone of the people here on PBB could have an under age philipino girl tied up in their basement which they are letting age like a wheel of cheese until which time it is legal to consumate a marriage with her for which her parents were paid handsomely. The first rule of doing any research is to know the validity of your sources and asking relationship questions on the PBB is like asking Christoper Lowell what the best round is for dropping mule deer.
Now back to the regularly scheduled program which is now in session...
Nice work! You forgot to mention the same d00ds like butterbeasts, are scared of attractive girls, and most likely have the aids.
PTSchram 02-14-2003, 06:28 AM Why does it come as no surprise that a self-described "Engineer" would have to come to this forum for help in this department?
Peace,
Paul
Breaking THAT stereotype and upholding others
ScottFJ40 02-14-2003, 07:12 AM Slip her a mickey
tulsa_jeeper 02-14-2003, 07:17 AM Hell no! just show up...and be yourself.
Weasel 02-14-2003, 07:22 AM Originally posted by PTSchram
Why does it come as no surprise that a self-described "Engineer" would have to come to this forum for help in this department?
Peace,
Paul
Breaking THAT stereotype and upholding others
damn it get it right. it's engigneer. :flipoff2: and what sterotype? you lost me on that one
Have sex with her, it will fix everything
TEX
MattS 02-14-2003, 07:34 AM Try this. Get the below flowers for her, tell her that you didn't think she had a Valentine and that you know how important that day is to women and just wanted to give her something as your friend. If this doesn't work on her you were never going to get together anyway! :p
Go to www.1800flowers.com and do a search in the upper right hand corner for: Simple Thanks
Originally posted by MattS
Try this. Get the below flowers for her, tell her that you didn't think she had a Valentine and that you know how important that day is to women and just wanted to give her something as your friend. If this doesn't work on her you were never going to get together anyway! :p
Go to www.1800flowers.com and do a search in the upper right hand corner for: Simple Thanks
check out Dr. Smooth. He's got it goin' awn! :grinpimp:
Originally posted by Weasel
damn it get it right. it's engigneer. :flipoff2: and what sterotype? you lost me on that one
Suck with the ladies. Pretty much true, there is nothing quantifiable about bitches, so they really mess up and fluster E's:D
TIMMY 02-14-2003, 08:22 AM Screw the flowers get her a puppy everybody loves puppies:flipoff2: :flipoff2:
Weasel 02-14-2003, 11:50 AM dizammm matt...that's kick ass...
so just getting down to the exchange of body fluids line won't work? :flipoff2:
MattS 02-14-2003, 11:51 AM Originally posted by Weasel
dizammm matt...that's kick ass...
so just getting down to the exchange of body fluids line won't work? :flipoff2:
Well, you could always put this in the card. :evil:
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Just Some Asshole 02-14-2003, 12:16 PM God, do I have to teach you people everything??? Here is your nickles worth of advice from Dr Asshole, Love therapist...
Show up in a speedo and sporting about a gallon of fresh corn oil body rub, tell her that the slip and slide is already set up with the "dildo bowling alley" attachment already in place. Tell her to put on her skimpiest bikini she has and COME AWN DOWN!!! After about 10 minutes of "picking up spares" you'll never have to think of bringing flowers again.:flipoff2:
Franklin 02-14-2003, 12:50 PM Originally posted by Priest
The first rule of doing any research is to know the validity of your sources and asking relationship questions on the PBB is like asking Christoper Lowell what the best round is for dropping mule deer.
AHAHHAHAHAHAH That is some funny shit.
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