Everyone is gone, I'm stuck at the orifice till 5, and I'm bored out out of my freakin' skull. Please, for the love of God, entertain me! Whether it be jokes, general incoherant banter, verbally abusing me, or even physically abusing me if you think you can take me, anything! PLEASE!!!

You want to install XP on a computer, migrate 4 gigs of data and answer the phone for me? I'm swamped. :mad:

Originally posted by MattS
You want to install XP on a computer, migrate 4 gigs of data and answer the phone for me? I'm swamped. :mad:

Sure, no problem. Go ahead and forward those calls secretary boy. :flipoff2:

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Verbal abuse ?
I'll leave that one to the professionals :flipoff2:

You at Hatteras this weekend ?

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Sure, no problem. Go ahead and forward those calls secretary boy. :flipoff2:

The girl I work with has the afternoon off so I get to cover the calls. :flipoff2:

On second thouhgt I really need someone with a clue. Anyone else care to take the calls? FUCKCAMO? Alabamajeeper? :laughing: :laughing:

I am fawking stuck in the office too. But at least I got a receptionist with the iQ of your typical Sharpie to entertain me.

And Gonzu dont know who the fawk you are but you CANNOT mention Hatteras until my rig is fixed. :D NEVER NEVER NEVER. PUked tranny bout Burlington last trip in Dec

Originally posted by GonZu

Verbal abuse ?
I'll leave that one to the professionals :flipoff2:

You at Hatteras this weekend ?

STF and go fix my truck. Wait, I haven't broken it again yet, call me in a few...:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Franklin

And Gonzu dont know who the fawk you are but you CANNOT mention Hatteras until my rig is fixed. :D NEVER NEVER NEVER. PUked tranny bout Burlington last trip in Dec

Just going to Beaufort this weekend. Hatteras isn't till NEXT weekend. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Franklin
And Gonzu dont know who the fawk you are but you CANNOT mention Hatteras until my rig is fixed. :D NEVER NEVER NEVER

Obviously, we both live too close to Rip ;)
Our stuff breaks and he still won't share his wimmens... not to mention he doesn't have the decency to post a girls-gone-wild pic :confused:

He does offer up some nice keg brew tho :beer:

oh yeh, I'm on my second one fawkers :flipoff2:

If I didnt have a bachelor party to attend, I would ask for hitchhiking privleges. What ya fishing for?

Originally posted by GonZu
Obviously, we both live too close to Rip ;)
Our stuff breaks and he still won't share his wimmens... not to mention he doesn't have the decency to post a girls-gone-wild pic :confused:

He does offer up some nice keg brew tho :beer:

oh yeh, I'm on my second one fawkers :flipoff2:

Like Rip has any chicks a normal guy would touch with a 10 foot pole. If you want one of his triple baggers just go down to the local choke and puke and pick one up for $10 like he did. He's just protecting his investments. :flipoff2:

dammit, why didn't anyone tell me it's Friday???

Originally posted by GonZu



Our stuff breaks and he still won't share his wimmens...




A wise man once said "Your junk must first RUN before you can break it."

ooooh that was low:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Franklin
If I didnt have a bachelor party to attend, I would ask for hitchhiking privleges. What ya fishing for?

Might flip some lures for pups and specks in the wash. Top priority - gotta weld a tongue onto Casa de Pukeandguts and move her farther south on the island.

Originally posted by MattS
He's just protecting his triple baggers. :flipoff2:

Fixed :p

Originally posted by MattS


Like Rip has any chicks a normal guy would touch with a 10 foot pole. If you want one of his triple baggers just go down to the local choke and puke and pick one up for $10 like he did. He's just protecting his investments. :flipoff2:

Funny I got hit on by one this morning while getting my livermush and Cheerwine. Now we get trashed, turn the lights off, dont let her talk AT ALL (Yehaww type chick) and then maybe out of the goodness of my heart, I would do her.

Originally posted by Franklin


Funny I got hit on by one this morning while getting my livermush and Cheerwine. Now we get trashed, turn the lights off, dont let her talk AT ALL (Yehaww type chick) and then maybe out of the goodness of my heart, I would do her.

Dooooood! We gotta hang out more often!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


Might flip some lures for pups and specks in the wash. Top priority - gotta weld a tongue onto Casa de Pukeandguts and move her farther south on the island.

You bought Becker's trailer? I thought I saw on the board in the fall he was selling it. It be for rent sometime?