Hey! Listen up, PBB'ers!

I'm defending my master's thesis Friday morning. Since I've had so much fun this evening, how about we make a Friday theme???


HAIKU anybody???


Okay okay...100% Haiku posts would get old, so how about we limit the haiku only to the typical argumentative, flaming, and name-calling replies? If you're gonna flame the newbie, you gotta do it in haiku! If you're gonna flame AlabamaJeeper, gotta do it in Haiku. If MR4WD shows his face...well, you get the picture!

C'mon, in my honor...I mean, Friday is my first step to another 4+ years of school :D

what are the rules for haiku again? Id search but I'm too lazy

So you got a Masters in Haiku?:flipoff2:

three lines
5-7-5 syllables

Chister said there has to be a season reference, but we can substitute a swear word to make it qualify :flipoff2:

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy
So you got a Masters in Haiku?:flipoff2:

You'd think...


Kinesiology, specialization in Biomechanics and Human Motor Behavior.

I love to drink beer
got a sam adams pale ale now
first i've had not bad

hows that?

Originally posted by Al Kaholick
I love to drink beer
got a sam adams pale ale now
first i've had not bad

hows that?

one too many syllables in second line...drop the "a" and that's a damn fine haiku!

Originally posted by DieLucas!


one too many syllables in second line...drop the "a" and that's a damn fine haiku!

damn i was counting words

I am bored as hell
I need some entertainment
Where's Paul with the songs

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy
I am bored as hell
I need some entertainment
Where's Paul with the songs

shut the fawk up dude
no one gives a flying fawk
crawl back in your hole

btw: dont take offense im just screwin around :flipoff2:

not sure i can count right but I only see 7 syllables

got a sam adams pale ale now

got=1
a=2
sam=3
adams=4
pale=5
ale=6
now=7

:confused: But wtf its been way too long since I got my edjumacation
:beer: and nyquil don't mix well :barf: thats all I know forsure

Originally posted by Al Kaholick


shut the fawk up dude
no one gives a flying fawk
crawl back in your hole

Please! Both you two shut up
I'll slap your bitch asses, you
will call me daddy

Originally posted by RigLessPos
not sure i can count right but I only see 7 syllables



got=1
a=2
sam=3
adams=4
pale=5
ale=6
now=7

:confused: But wtf its been way too long since I got my edjumacation


YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
'ADAMS' IS TWO SYLLABLES
THANK YOU GO AWAY

:mad:
yeah, it's been way to long...

Originally posted by RigLessPos
not sure i can count right but I only see 7 syllables



got=1
a=2
sam=3
adams=4
pale=5
ale=6
now=7

:confused: But wtf its been way too long since I got my edjumacation

adams= 4+5
a syllable is a new sound for example:
ass has one syllable
wheareas asscream has two

got it?

Originally posted by Al Kaholick



wheareas asscream has two



:laughing:

Originally posted by DieLucas!


Please! Both you two shut up
I'll slap your bitch asses, you
will call me daddy

should be Please! Both you shut up
I'll slap your bitch asses, you
will call me daddy

Originally posted by DieLucas!


Please! Both you two shut up
I'll slap your bitch asses, you
will call me daddy

You STFU
I'll squash your punk ass, buster!
You are now my bitch

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy


You STFU
I'll squash your punk ass, buster!
You are now my bitch

Oh no! The master
erred in battle; I'll bring back
a ball-gag for you

Originally posted by DieLucas!


Please! Both you two shut up
I'll slap your bitch asses, you
will call me daddy


you sumuhmabitch (thats how some comedian guy says it)
get off your goddam highhorse
I'll beat you senseless

Originally posted by Al Kaholick



you sumuhmabitch (thats how some comedian guy says it)
get off your goddam highhorse
I'll beat you senseless

You'll beat me senseless?
I bet that sure hurts, like how
it hurts when you pee?

Originally posted by DieLucas!


You'll beat me senseless?
I bet that sure hurts, like how
it hurts when you pee?

you just remember
it was your mother that caused
that pain when i pee

Originally posted by DieLucas!



YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
'ADAMS' IS TWO SYLLABLES
THANK YOU GO AWAY

:mad:
yeah, it's been way to long...

I hope for your sake
you did not spell too like that
in your big thesis

DOH I got my B***ch
a$$ dissmissed oh fawking well
I am off to bed

see yall

sumuhmabitch (thats how some comedian guy says it)

I think its Bernie Mac that says that

Originally posted by Al Kaholick


you just remember
it was your mother that caused
that pain when i pee

it's because when she
rammed you with the strap-on, she
hammered your prostate

Originally posted by RigLessPos
see yall



I think its Bernie Mac that says that

ding ding ding, we have
a winner, thanks i could
not remember his damn name

Originally posted by VT_Toy


I hope for your sake
you did not spell too like that
in your big thesis

"Two?" Like the number
"Two?" How do you propose I
spell it? Answer that!

Originally posted by DieLucas!


it's because when she
rammed you with the strap-on, she
hammered your prostate

dont not want to hear
memories from your childhood
rehashed with my name

Originally posted by Al Kaholick


dont not want to hear
memories from your childhood
rehashed with my name

Childhood memories
summer in the park kicking
Al Kaholick's ass!!!

Originally posted by DieLucas!


"Two?" Like the number
"Two?" How do you propose I
spell it? Answer that!

yeah, it's been way to long...


too :flipoff2:

Originally posted by RigLessPos





too :flipoff2:


Aww man, burned again!
the attacks come from all sides!
Ya happy, fawkers?

Originally posted by DieLucas!


Childhood memories
summer in the park kicking
Al Kaholick's ass!!!

damnit im tired, I'm
off to bed, but dont forget
dielucas is gay

It is late and the
brain quit working. Maybe time
for a short night's sleep

Originally posted by Al Kaholick


damnit im tired, I'm
off to bed, but dont forget
dielucas is gay

Al Kaholick taught
me all of the tricks he learned
from Michael Jackson

Originally posted by RigLessPos





too :flipoff2:

uuuh, you flunked grade school
or your teacher was not worth
TWO shits from a horse

because as we all
know, two is a number and
too is an adverb

No...they got me on a comment not in the Haiku...

"been 'to' long"

instead of "been 'too' long"



Pity they wasted their time on something that minor...I will return the favor full of wrath in Haiku on Friday...BEWARE :evil:

Originally posted by DieLucas!
No...they got me on a comment not in the Haiku...

"been 'to' long"

instead of "been 'too' long"



Pity they wasted their time on something that minor...I will return the favor full of wrath in Haiku on Friday...BEWARE :evil:

damn, all that wasted haiku, you better watch your haiku back friday.

more nyquil then off
to, bed for me see yall
later, night everyone


ahh well if it didn't work my brain is all fawked up and I'm tired of this damn cold and flu :( :beer: :beer: on me when I get better

Originally posted by DieLucas!

"Two?" Like the number
"Two?" How do you propose I
spell it? Answer that!

You go to the mall
but your Rover is too small
to clear two speedbumps

Originally posted by Al Kaholick


damn, all that wasted haiku, you better watch your haiku back friday.

your threat makes me laugh
I shit Haiku better than
your most valiant prose

Originally posted by VT_Toy


You go to the mall
but your Rover is too small
to clear two speedbumps

I go to the mall
and I pick up your girlfriend
at J C Pennies

Originally posted by DieLucas!


I go to the mall
and I pick up your girlfriend
at J C Pennies

Tell that beeyotch ho
that says she is my girlfriend
to bring my money

:grinpimp:

Bobzooki is now
a regular employee
Haiku Friday RULES!


EDIT:

OMFG
That was THIRD PERSON HAIKU
We are all so Fawked

I gotta run and teach lab in a minute...so are we on?

Haiku Friday?

This is a great chance
to demonstrate your mad skills!
I'm calling you out!

Originally posted by DieLucas!

Haiku Friday?

This is a great chance
to demonstrate your mad skills!
I'm calling you out!

Your request is met
Yet has come one day too soon
Wake up you moron.

:D

I'll be sitting at my desk on Fri clapping my hands to get the syllables right!! :rolleyes: I'm not a real blonde - I swear!! :laughing:

Originally posted by TIE1ON
I'll be sitting at my desk on Fri clapping my hands to get the syllables right!! :rolleyes: I'm not a real blonde - I swear!! :laughing:

For some reason, I'm picturing Steve Martin in The Jerk, trying to find his rythym. :D

Jesus, you folks sure you wanna subject yourselves to this?

Can I ever do Haiku again, without making it Old English Third Person Haiku???

This could be really painful to the grey matter!!!

Well, we shall see what we shall see.

Maybe I'll do it in GERMAN instead!!!

Originally posted by Bobzooki
Jesus, you folks sure you wanna subject yourselves to this?

Can I ever do Haiku again, without making it Old English Third Person Haiku???

This could be really painful to the grey matter!!!

Well, we shall see what we shall see.

Maybe I'll do it in GERMAN instead!!!


Are you tryin to kill me?! :flipoff2: :laughing:

Originally posted by TIE1ON
Are you tryin to kill me?! :flipoff2: :laughing:

Nah, I'm trying to impress you, as a cunning linguist. Is it working? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Nah, I'm trying to impress you, as a cunning linguist. Is it working? :rolleyes:

Cunning linguist? :laughing:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Nah, I'm trying to impress you, as a cunning linguist. Is it working? :rolleyes:

Like buttah!! :flipoff2:

lol