Bobzooki believes
Haiku alone is simple
He challenges you

BAN HIM :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

The flashing eyeballs
In Bobzooki's sig line freak
out poor LOKNLOD

One quarter inch ice
Covered my windshield today
Die, Bastard winter

Originally posted by Welby
One quarter inch ice
Covered my windshield today
Die, Bastard winter



Move Mark !!!!!! You know you want to live in SoCal. :D :D

Originally posted by LOKNLOD
The flashing eyeballs
In Bobzooki's sig line freak
out poor LOKNLOD

Bobzooki observes
LokNLoad is cowering.
Chem442's work...

JSA wishes
he had not provided bob
third person ammo:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Welby
One quarter inch ice
Covered my windshield today
Die, Bastard winter

A wise mystic said
Welby does not understand
"third person" haiku

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bobzooki observes
LokNLoad is cowering.
Chem442's work...

LOKNLOD cower?
Nay, he shoots at weird shiznit.
Run, Bobzooki, run.

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ




Move Mark !!!!!! You know you want to live in SoCal. :D :D

With all of you freaky people?! Rituals in the desert, exploding tuna?! No way man :D



Maybe Aridzona, but not out there with you loons :flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
BAN HIM :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Rip is in agreement
Bobzookie has flipped his gourd
Mods must act quickly

Originally posted by Bobzooki


A wise mystic said
Welby does not understand
"third person" haiku

Welby understands
He is too aggravated
He needed to vent


:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LOKNLOD


LOKNLOD cower?
Nay, he shoots at weird shiznit.
Run, Bobzooki, run.

:laughing:

Originally posted by LOKNLOD
LOKNLOD cower?
Nay, he shoots at weird shiznit.
Run, Bobzooki, run.

What need to escape?
Bobzooki is not impressed
with feeble attempt.

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Rip is in agreement
Bobzookie has flipped his gourd
Mods must act quickly

Bobzooki chortles
Rip you'll never understand
I fixed Roxy's Carb.

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bobzooki chortles
Rip you'll never understand
I fixed Roxy's Carb.


:evil: :evil: :evil: I could have some fun with this one. :D :D

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
:evil: :evil: :evil: I could have some fun with this one. :D :D

Bobzooki is bold
He tweaked Roxy's mixture screws
She runs lean no more

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



:evil: :evil: :evil: I could have some fun with this one. :D :D

The mind of gray Gary
It lies in the vulgar deep
Yet he has no balls

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips

The mind of gray Gary
It lies in the vulgar deep
Yet he has no balls
:flipoff2:

Bob hopes you get it
first line has six syllables
try to drop the "gray"

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bob hopes you get it
first line has six syllables
try to drop the "gray"

Rid don't count too good
A thousand pardons asshole
Get back to work dork

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


Rid don't count too good
A thousand pardons asshole
Get back to work dork

:flipoff2:

Rid don't speel to good either

Welby thinks Geos
Are better suited for malls
Eliciting anger, Bob?

Damn, this is fun :D

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Rid don't count too good
A thousand pardons asshole
Get back to work dork


Bobzooki believes
he heard a rustling in the
garbage can. Dump it!

Originally posted by Welby
Welby thinks Geos
Are better suited for malls
Eliciting anger, Bob?

Damn, this is fun :D

Bobzooki observes
Welby appears unable
to count to five twice

He sees a weak taunt
phrased in amateur context
total lack of wit

But still he guesses
even the blind nematode
hits pay dirt at times.

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bobzooki observes
Welby appears unable
to count to five twice

He sees a weak taunt
phrased in amateur context
total lack of wit

But still he guesses
even the blind nematode
hits pay dirt at times.

Oh damn... I blew it. 7 syllables at the end *Smacking forehead*

Much like Steve Vai does after Ralph Macchio schools him in the way of the guitar in Crossroads, I'm dropping my Ibanez in shame and walking away :(

I'm am retiring from this Haiku battle, as any further efforts made by myself would mearly be an embarrassing display of lessor talent which will fail miserably in comparison to the Haiku skills of the Bob, the master.............................bator :flipoff2:


:flipoff2:

As Rip sits laughing
He ponders his busted ribs
Who will pay the bill?

Originally posted by Welby
I'm dropping my Ibanez in shame and walking away :(

Bobzooki lunges
"I'll catch that guitar" he screams
Die, dumb-ass axe-man

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
BAN HIM :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

As much as I like him I'm thinking about it....that $hit is REALLY irritating :mad: :roxy:

Originally posted by Roxywheels


As much as I like him I'm thinking about it....that $hit is REALLY irritating :mad: :roxy:

Estrogen enhanced.
Roxy's an off-road hottie.
Good Moderator.

Originally posted by Roxywheels
As much as I like him I'm thinking about it....that $hit is REALLY irritating :mad: :roxy:

Bobzooki grovels
"Please don't axe me sweet Roxy!"
Varga will miss me!

Originally posted by Chister


Estrogen enhanced.
Roxy's an off-road hottie.
Good Moderator.

Chister kissing ass
Makes me want to wretch today
I must leave this page



:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bobzooki sucks ass
"Please don't kiss me sweet Roxy!"
I am very gay!

as is former days
this quote has been fixed by me
the great asshole rules:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
as in former days
I have proven that I am
gayest of them all:flipoff2:

Bobzooki concedes
that the sphincter among us
is gayest indeed

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Bobzooki cocktease
that the sphincter behind me
is fullest indeed

as yoda would say
with you the force may be bob
are gayest of all :flipoff2:

offroadr is cool
too cool for queer haikus
why don't cops like boobs?

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


as yoda would say
JSA is a fucktard
with fist in sphincter :flipoff2:

Quoth Bobzooki Thus:
Thou art the supreme asshole
stuft with thyne own fist

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Quoth Bobzooki Thus:
Thou art the supreme asshole
stuft with thyne own fist


alright, this is getting out of .....hand BAHAHAHAHAHAA I kill me:D

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


as yoda would say
with you the force may be bob
are gayest of all :flipoff2:

do you watch chappele?
the yoda skit was funny
he molested darth

Originally posted by Welby
One quarter inch ice
Covered my windshield today
Die, Bastard winter


Uzi typed only
this weather related try
Haiku in spirit


despite all attempts
everyone fawks it up
this is Senryu

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Quoth Bobzooki Thus:
Thou art the supreme asshole
stuft with thyne own fist

Third Person Haiku
In Old English, God Forbid
Please stop the madness

How thou hath driven
my sanity like wheat chaff
fleeing before wind

Alas, this magnum,
three fifty seven Ruger
will quell the drivel

cold steel to temple
slowly pulling the trigger
I blow me away

I cannot believe
The board has stooped this low
Is it Friday yet

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Third Person Haiku
In Old English, God Forbid
Please stop the madness

How thou hath driven
my sanity like wheat chaff
fleeing before wind

Alas, this magnum,
three fifty seven Ruger
will quell the drivel

cold steel to temple
slowly pulling the trigger
I blow me away

We shall now rejoice
Bobzookie has offed himself
The world is now free

at least he forgot about that third person shit again!:D

So few joining in
I must ask this question, Rip?
Is this retarded?

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
So few joining in
I must ask this question, Rip?
Is this retarded?

Like you have to ask
Of course it is retarded
Needs too much thinking

Originally posted by Roxywheels


As much as I like him I'm thinking about it....that $hit is REALLY irritating :mad: :roxy:


Rox irritated
heed her TDS advice
stay away from thread





:flipoff2:

The newbie observes
That more quotes are "fixed" in here
Than in other threads

Newbies are stupid
Yada yada yada ya
Shut the fuck up noob!

:flipoff2:

I don't know why this is so damn amusing to me. :D

Moose sick as a dog
Needs no more ammo for barf
Newb shut the fawk up

spaceman stuck at desk
sarbanes oxley work to do
execs like freedom

Rip can kiss my ass
Can a newbie not say that?
Oh well, there it is.



Five sylables here
seven more sylables here
and five once again

Originally posted by CruiserJoe
Rip can kiss my ass
Can a newbie not say that?
Oh well, there it is.



Right back at ya dick
I shall kiss no hairy male ass
You homo gay fuck-tard.

:flipoff2:

Methinks Rip can't count
Perhaps he did not see the
five, seven, five rule


Haiku needs rhythm
odd sylables must line up
and be counted for

There is good news rip,
for you can count sylables
on only two hands


:flipoff2:

A beer in the fridge
I am done with eight hour day
Suck it you work fawks :flipoff2:

Dammit! Busted twice on six syllables.

Dumbass Status: CONFIRMED

:flipoff2: