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: joke 64rovr 03-19-2003, 05:24 PM so this guys girlfriend says to him "I'm breaking up with you, because youre a pedophile!" and then the guy says... "Thats a mighty big word for an eight-year-old!" :flipoff2: ARD 03-19-2003, 05:25 PM Wrong:rolleyes: TexasBlake 03-19-2003, 05:26 PM Originally posted by ARD Wrong:rolleyes: Okay, what about......... Whats the worst part about screwing 8 year olds? Cleaning the blood off the clown suit. :flipoff2: rusted 03-19-2003, 05:27 PM Delightfully tasteless. ARD 03-19-2003, 05:33 PM Originally posted by TexasBlakeWFO Okay, what about......... Whats the worst part about screwing 8 year olds? Cleaning the blood off the clown suit. :flipoff2: :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: ...thats more like it :flipoff2: Schly 03-19-2003, 05:36 PM A pedophile is walking into the woods on a very dark moonless night while holding hands with a young boy.... The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedophile says "You're scared?!? I've got to walk back ALONE!" :eek: :eek: :flipoff2: boz88xj 03-19-2003, 05:36 PM Oh god you people are WRONG! But as long as im not the only one: How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody d!c|< off with her teddybear. Gwamp 03-19-2003, 05:47 PM Why does LAME wrap his hamsters in electrical tape? So they don't explode when he f*cks them!:flipoff2: TexasBlake 03-19-2003, 05:55 PM Originally posted by boz88xj Oh god you people are WRONG! But as long as im not the only one: How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody d!c|< off with her teddybear. Or you can put it in her other hole. MikeW 03-19-2003, 05:57 PM I don't mean to be offensive, but heres a joke: How did the to be married wife and husband know they were at the wrong priest? It was a Rabbi rusted 03-19-2003, 05:59 PM Originally posted by MikeW I don't mean to be offensive, but heres a joke: How did the to be married wife and husband know they were at the wrong priest? It was a Rabbi :confused: MikeW 03-19-2003, 06:01 PM Originally posted by rusted :confused: A Rabbi is a different kind of priest ok? sunshineoffroad 03-19-2003, 06:11 PM Warning, Extremely wrong joke ahead... A priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods one night. They walk up on a young boy camping in the woods. The priest looks at the Rabbi and says "Should we f*ck him"? The Rabbi says "Outta what"? :laughing: :laughing: I crack me up......... :rolleyes: LordRatner 03-19-2003, 06:18 PM Originally posted by MikeW A Rabbi is a different kind of priest ok? No, its not.... Its a Rabbi... A different type of religions figure.... I'd change my name again so people forget who posted that "joke" 64rovr 03-19-2003, 06:18 PM Originally posted by sunshineoffroad Warning, Extremely wrong joke ahead... A priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods one night. They walk up on a young boy camping in the woods. The priest looks at the Rabbi and says "Should we f*ck him"? The Rabbi says "Outta what"? :laughing: :laughing: I crack me up......... :rolleyes: BAHAHAHAHHAHA i HAVE to remember that one Blame Canada 03-19-2003, 08:30 PM Originally posted by MikeW I don't mean to be offensive, but heres a joke: How did the to be married wife and husband know they were at the wrong priest? It was a Rabbi I still don't get it. :confused: :confused: :confused: Al Kaholick 03-19-2003, 08:48 PM Originally posted by Blame Canada I still don't get it. :confused: :confused: :confused: maybe its just not funny, but as long as its tasteless joke time heres my contribution... A bum is sleeping on the streets of san francisco when two gays jog by, sebastian says to pierre "you wanna Fu[k him" pierre "yeah lets fawk im" so they drop his drawers and do him. After all is said and done they feel kinda bad and leave $5 in his hand. The bum wakes up and says woohoo $5 runs to the liquor store and buys himself some CHEAP vodka. next day, sebastian and pierre see the same bum while out on their daily jog, same conversation, same results, and this becomes a daily thing each day the bum awakes to $5 and buys himself some cheap vodka. After about a week of this pierre and sebastian bring their butt buddies ace and gary to try out this nice asshole. all four of them have their way with him and pierre says to sebastian," you know hes been a good lay, lets leave him $25 today" so they did. Bum wakes up finds the money and says woohoo, runs to the same liquor store and says give me a bottle of Jack, the man behind the counter says"wow, thats a bit expensive for a bum" The bum replies "yeah but that vodka was tearing me new asshole" Hef 03-19-2003, 08:53 PM WARNING: THESE ARE PRETTY OFFENSIVE. What's the best part of fucking a 10yo? Slicking her hair back and pretending she's 8. What's the worst? Hearing her hips crack. Hef:barf: Al Kaholick 03-19-2003, 08:55 PM Ive worked with a guy who was know for his saying "I wanna hear the bones breaking and my dick should come out bloody" He caught alot of shit for that The Adam Blaster 03-19-2003, 09:13 PM Used to work with a guy at a restaurant waaayyyy back... His memorable line: "What's great about 8 year-old girls? When you turn them around, they look just like boys." I kinda stopped talking to him after he told me that... NotQuiteSane 03-19-2003, 11:59 PM Whats the worst thing about eating vegtables? Getting them back in the wheelchair afterward. NQS FatA$$ Toyota 03-20-2003, 12:17 AM What the worst part about eating bald puzzy.... putting the diaper back on. | |