so, I live in a house with 4 other guys.....one of the roomates is a little...umm....odd.

so today the odd one was at home alone. one of my other roomates comes home. the odd one and I live in teh basement (separate rooms) and the roomate that came home lives upstairs. he sees the odd one run out of the room next door to his, down the hall to the bathroom. 2 minutes later he comes out, goes directly to his car and leaves.

so the rooamte that came home told the other roomate what had happened. he went in to his room and a window was minimized on his computer. when he opened it up it was gay porn.

so my roomate checked his history. it is full of 5-7 different gay porn sites, all of which were looked at in depth.

so.....my roomate feels that his room was "violated" and is ready to beat the ever living shit out of the other. how would any of y'all handle the situation?

1st move out
2nd stay out of it

Play it cool until something else happens

Then knock the living hell out of him.

I'd say it's time for some gay bashing.
Just wait untill he starts getting all the gay junk email from all the cookies the fawker ended up putting on his computer.

LETS SHOOT HIM! :flipoff2: Just beat his ass for whackin it in someone elses room, thats fucked up!

Sure it was your roomate. C'mon Mike we'll still love you if you come out of the closet!:flipoff2:

OMG! There both gay!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: I thought you liked the ladies Mike!!!!! :flipoff2:

shit gets worse..........this is getting REAAAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYY wierd over here. we are digging deeper into the history and temp files. we just checked his profile on adult friend finder.....fawking absolutely flaming......that and he used my roomates (the one whos room he was jacking off in) digital camera to take a pic of his fawking penis to use as his profile picture!!!!!!:eek: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

:laughing:

Roommate #3 should put a lock on his door. actually all of you should have locks on your doors keeps gay sh*t like this from happening.

:flipoff2:

hey ryan...you don't believe this chit...get your ass over here. you GOTTA see this.

Originally posted by Drunk tank
OMG! There both gay!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: I thought you liked the ladies Mike!!!!! :flipoff2:

That was his cover:eek:

Definitely do not drop the soap.

j/k:flipoff2:


Beating his ass is not going to stop him from being gay. To stop him from wacking to dudes, put lockinig door knobs that use keys on the rooms with pc's. If you the three straight roommates don't like the fag, then sit him down and tell him that it makes you guys uncofortable having him in the house. Tell him he has x days to find another place to live. Beating on gays is like beating on chicks IMO. Good luck with that shit, that's definitely fawked.


*edit I type slow, I'm a little distracted by March Madness...

that draws the line

goto the hardware store, buy new doorlocks and throw all his shit out on teh street. Don't assault him, just put all his shit in teh fucking street.

That is some fucked up shit

***disclaimer***
we are not for gay bashing and are not homophobic, nor do any of the four of us here right now support violence towards those who have different sexual orientation.


that being said......my roomate who's room it was does not want to be here or see him again because he will beat the fawk out of him. He crossed a MAJOR line here and none of the four of us here are comfortable with this situation right now.

wow......we are all beside ourselves and quite frankly we are all freaking out a little bit right now.

Password on the computer maybe????

Its really strange:barf: Just get it over with and kick him out.

1. go buy your roomie a new keyboard at Staples tomorrow.

2. Go to Home Despot and buy keyed doorknobs

3. one of you (not the guy whose keyboard was replaced) needs to sit down with the guy in question and tell him what's up... you don't feel comfortable because he yanked his crank in the other guy's room, so he's gotta go.

plain and simple.

there are only 2 months left on the lease. one of the guys I live with owns the house with his father (not the odd one.) we are debating evection.....but there is nothing in the lease agreement that I am aware of.....and that sets up for a discrimination suit ie:"I was evicted for being gay..."


bad situation here.


damn, what the fawk is up with my friday nights lately!!!!

Forget a formal "eviction" him. Why can't you just sit him down and tell him that since the recent turn of events the remaining roommates are UNCOMFORTABLE. It's not like he's jacking in HIS room, he violated someone else's space. I mean the gay issue doesn't help, but I wouldn't want a straight guy jacking on my pc either. He fawked up and needs to leave. What is the alternative, have him stay and someone end up kicking his ass?

Originally posted by mkbruin
that and he used my roomates (the one whos room he was jacking off in) digital camera to take a pic of his fawking penis to use as his profile picture!!!!!!:eek: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Print out that picture and hang it on his door! That should get the message across you know what he is all about. :rainbow: :rainbow:

Cmon, be logical about this. Noone needs locks

You tell him you know everything, and if he touches stuff that isnt his again, he is kicked out. I would rather see him beat, but thats a hate crime, because he likes it up the ass.

Or better yet

http://www.smarthomepro.com/5183B.html
http://www.smarthomepro.com/images/5184b-abig.jpg

Originally posted by LordRatner
Cmon, be logical about this. Noone needs locks

You tell him you know everything, and if he touches stuff that isnt his again, he is kicked out. I would rather see him beat, but thats a hate crime, because he likes it up the ass. .

no one needs locks but then you post a pic implying that he should get a lock for his door? What the fuck?

Originally posted by 1248bullitt
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no one needs locks but then you post a pic implying that he should get a lock for his door? What the fuck?

Look, I think you are a foo foo fluffy pansy boy. Just because you dont need a lock, doesnt mean you dont need YOUR OWN LOCKING KEYPAD HANDLE!!!! Talk about james bond. You better check your pants for lost luggage.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by mkbruin
there are only 2 months left on the lease. one of the guys I live with owns the house with his father (not the odd one.) we are debating evection.....but there is nothing in the lease agreement that I am aware of.....and that sets up for a discrimination suit ie:"I was evicted for being gay..."


bad situation here.


damn, what the fawk is up with my friday nights lately!!!!

Yeah, what the fawk is up with that? I thought you were going to meet Brittany this weekend? Or is that tomorrow night?

Thats so fucked! :rainbow: or not your roomates space and belongings were totally violated. I can understand why he wants to beat his ass. He should. Gay men are MEN not women. Some people might think that he deserves the beating just for being in the room, let alone throw'n down a jack in there. .02

Yeah, If it was me I'd tell him to beat it.....


















:p

put a screensaver password and a boot up password on the computer. Tell the guy he should start looking for a new place to live because you are uncomfortable with what happened and has been happening. I know I would be pissed, but you don't want this thing to come back on you with a lawsuit. He violated your roomates space and needs to go.

Holy shit!!!! Mikes roomy is gayer than Sigfreed and Roy!

yeah, so I am drunk as fawk right now, as are all my roomatres.....excluding the faggiot. there was a note on the "voilated" roomates pilow trying to ex[plain what happened. nothing said I am gay or I am sorry. it layd on and on about the bad day that he had and all this chit that went wrong and how"I didnt think you'd mind If I checked my e-mail" and chit like that. it had no apology but did try to guilt trip him into feeling sorry for him talking abiout"I thought our friendship meant more than this..." type of shit.

he is luicky he is still breathing.....even though he asked my voil;ated roomate at teh end of this letter to "put him out of his misery and beat him or shoot him or whatever he was going to do"


if he was depressed before it would have coem up befopre now. we feel that the only thing that he is sorry about is the fact that he got caught. and he is "red handed" (no pun intended.....well maybe :flipoff2: ) and having to face this fact.


oh well, like I said....I am drunk as fawk....and some jackass tried to fight me tonighjt.........fawking fridays I swear!!!!!!!!!!! (and Wildfire, I do not have any idea wehat the hell is going on with fridayus lately......)

Wait a minute!! :confused:

He violated your roomate already?? I missed that part of the thread!! :confused:

(Did ya watch?!?!) :eek:

Boy, this is a sticky situation, huh? Such a hard thing to deal with. You wonder where people like this come from. :D

Here you go:
http://www.getcheckmate.com/stack-200.jpg (http://www.getcheckmate.com/)
(Semen detection kits)

ask him if he knows any bi chicks. gay dudes tend to know lesbian women and some of them switch hit. :flipoff2:

that being said, i don't want him living in my house.

I think it would be tough to get a new room mate with two months left. Tell him to get his own PC and that what he does in his own room is his own business and don't be gringing any boyfriends home.:eek: :eek: :eek:

Just you or someone else with a RATIONAL head sit down with the guy. Tell him that using someone elses room/computer the way he did was NOT cool.


Homosexuality disgusts me, but don't go beating the fag out of him or anything :shaking:


I am sure he is quite embarassed as it is - so don't be a jackass - just explain to him that he needs to respect the other people there...

don't go kicking his ass, just sit him down and let him know whats up: your roomy didn't like/let him in there let alone looking at gay porn pleasuring himself and that violated a major trust you guys had, then if you guys want kick him out, but be sure to record it and mention exactly why you want him out ie because he was in someone elses room doing the deed, not because he was gay.

I have to agree with DRM and beerisgood.

I lived through that exact situation. Very unsettling.

It was worse for us. We were 4 guys sharing a 2 bedroom condo and found out that Scott, who shared the other room with Chad, was gay. Not only that but he was totally in love with Chad.:eek: A friend visiting from out of town walked in on Scott whacking off to gay porn on his computer.:barf:

The three of us were freaked. We decided that Scott had to go. Scott moved out shortly thereafter. The Abercrombie & Fitch catalogs also stopped showing up in our mailbox.:laughing:


Hef

Well it seems you are searching for information.. WHY??? Everyone has a right to PRIVACY..

I think you guys should just leave it alone, let the guy be.. SO what if he's gay, so what if he's not, so what if he's just testing the waters... Don't you have anything else better to do...

I don't want to offend or defend anyone, but the best thing you can do is sit down and talk to this guy.. Tell him it's cool if he is GAY, but let him know NOT to hit on the rest of you... Communicate your thoughts and opinions with him... Lay the rules down, if he's cool eith it, then you all should be too...

I don't understand why people have a hard time with this.. come on... were all ADULTS... it's a fact of life... Get the Fawk over it and stop looking into his business...

Kicking him out is not cool, nor fair.. Does he pay his bills, does he help around the house... If so, then who cares... Go wheelin...

Think out of the BOX guys!!! Can't we all just get along??? Don't you think theres enough BS going on in the world to sweat this crap...

Not trying to offend anyone, sorry if I did.. You asked and this is my opinion...

have u checked the temp files and shit on ur puter. never know u could be running ur fingers of his luv jucies as we type.. id deffintely set him str8 and i would do it as a group even if it requires sittin on ur other roommate so he dont kill him. but if hes confronted with a group. dont throw him out. but if hte group tells him its fawked and that if wont happen again. 9 chances out of 10 hes splits.. if he dont locks! and make sure he washs his hands when hes in the kitchen!

The question you have to ask yourself first. would you be as wacked out if this guy was killing kittens to some XXX female site?

Allusee - I think you missed the part about him JACKING OFF in another roommates rooms on HIS COMPUTER! What about his roommates right to privact and not to have someone else violate his personal space??? :rolleyes:

I dont think the theres really an issue if the guy is gay or not... all mikes roomies are pretty cool guys and I think they can handle it fine. Everyone is pissed about what I stated. Think about this....who;s to say he hasnt done that in all the other roommates rooms too? Theyre still dealing with shock factor....I mean...what a way to find out your roomy is gay!

1. A roommate lookin at porn on MY computer, whether it's straight, or gay, would not be cool with me, and he would know about it.

2. Sounds to me like your gay roommate didn't actually get done with his business IN the other guy's room, that's why he went running to the bathroom.

3. Tell him to not touch any of your stuff, and make sure he washes his hands a lot. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by mkbruin

so the rooamte that came home told the other roomate what had happened. he went in to his room and a window was minimized on his computer. when he opened it up it was gay porn.

so my roomate checked his history. it is full of 5-7 different gay porn sites, all of which were looked at in depth.



Maybe its his own gay porn. What if he is just blaming the other guy? Wouldn't that be a perfect cover up?:eek:

he is claiming that all he did was check his e-mail and that a bunch of spam popups came up..........

this MIGHT be believable were it not for his in-depth searching on adultfriendfinder.com and the fact that we FOUND his profile.

There is no doubt about what was going on. none. we aren't pissed about wether he is gay or not, we don't give a fawk. Ryan nailed it on the head with his last post.

allusee.....looks like you need to re-read the story again till you understand the situation.

So Mike, when are you meeting Brittany? Did I miss something?

She doesn't exist. Ryan was just sending me pics that he found on the web trying to be cool and play a cruel, cruel joke on me. :flipoff2:


it's alright though, his friend Erica wants to dump her bf and get with me (she hasn't been with a guy in a long time and she is having MAJOR confinement issues :D ) I love it when a girl tells you that you are going to get her in trouble!

Originally posted by mkbruin
She doesn't exist. Ryan was just sending me pics that he found on the web trying to be cool and play a cruel, cruel joke on me. :flipoff2:


it's alright though, his friend Erica wants to dump her bf and get with me (she hasn't been with a guy in a long time and she is having MAJOR confinement issues :D ) I love it when a girl tells you that you are going to get her in trouble!

Ok, that makes no sense. She has a bf but she hasn't been with a guy in a long time. WTF, is he gay? Or just A-sexual?:flipoff2:

before him she was single for a long time :flipoff2:

Originally posted by mkbruin
before him she was single for a long time :flipoff2:

And why was that? What's wrong with her?

she is from conneticut...that is the only thing I can think of that is wrong. :flipoff2: my God is this chic fawking hot though!!!!

Originally posted by mkbruin
so, I live in a house with 4 other guys.....one of the roomates is a little...umm....odd.

so today the odd one was at home alone. one of my other roomates comes home. the odd one and I live in teh basement (separate rooms) and the roomate that came home lives upstairs. he sees the odd one run out of the room next door to his, down the hall to the bathroom. 2 minutes later he comes out, goes directly to his car and leaves.

so the rooamte that came home told the other roomate what had happened. he went in to his room and a window was minimized on his computer. when he opened it up it was gay porn.

so my roomate checked his history. it is full of 5-7 different gay porn sites, all of which were looked at in depth.

so.....my roomate feels that his room was "violated" and is ready to beat the ever living shit out of the other. how would any of y'all handle the situation? Well... I'd make the queer move out. And then sanitise all of my belongings.:D

Originally posted by mkbruin
she is from conneticut...that is the only thing I can think of that is wrong. :flipoff2: my God is this chic fawking hot though!!!!

Hmmm, a hot chic that was single for a long time. I hate to tell you this, but she's sot some hang up. I'm thinking either gay or traumatic sexual past.

Originally posted by The Adam Blaster
2. Sounds to me like your gay roommate didn't actually get done with his business IN the other guy's room, that's why he went running to the bathroom. Sounds to me like he had wood, and he had to run to the bathroom, so that the other roomy wouldn't see his teeny weeny. :flipoff2:

I don't care if he's gay or not, if somebody was jerkin his gerkin in my room, I'd be whipping out the black light to make sure it's all clean. Once the cum-coast is clear, I'd move back in to MY room.

Realistically, I wouldn't make him move out. But I'd tell him that I don't ever want him to come in to my room, and I would invest in a padlock. His room, is his room. Why doesn't he go and buy some "Play Girl" or the gays' form of Hustler?

Just my take on the whole thing.

Yep... Your right I did miss that part... MY BAD... But the fact still remains... Who Cares!!!!!!!!!!!


Hope it turns out ok for everyone involved....
Good Luck...

Sad thing is if he's been gay this whole time and never hit on any of you that means your all unattractive to him.:flipoff2: You bunch of ugly motherfawkers:D .

Originally posted by moveaside
Sad thing is if he's been gay this whole time and never hit on any of you that means your all unattractive to him.:flipoff2: You bunch of ugly motherfawkers:D .



hahahahahahaha lmao that s funny as hell. i think u nailed it on the head.. there jealous casue they havent got hitten on.. hahaha ...lmao..:flipoff2:

Originally posted by moveaside
Sad thing is if he's been gay this whole time and never hit on any of you that means your all unattractive to him.:flipoff2: You bunch of ugly motherfawkers:D .

HAHAHAHAH :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I'd....
Originally posted by mkbruin
beat the ever living shit out of the other roommate

Mike you twit! she HAD a bf before this dumbass she going out with now.....He's actually a marine. You missed an interesting story she told us all a few weeks ago about her past relationships. :rolleyes:

:flipoff2:

GOD DAMN MIKE!!!!!!!

i dont see what the problem is, yes he should have asked to use the computer first but i think it i clear that he is somewhat shy of being gay, why beat on him and hassel him about it? He is intitled to sexuality as much as the rest of us are.


NICK

Originally posted by NIC
i dont see what the problem is, yes he should have asked to use the computer first but i think it i clear that he is somewhat shy of being gay, why beat on him and hassel him about it? He is intitled to sexuality as much as the rest of us are.


NICK

Entitled to his sexuality......yes.
Entitled to spray his sexuality on roommates' things....no.
Gay roommates are not cool. Like it or not someone will always be uncomfortable in that situation.

Gay guys are usually whiny pansies. They suck as roommates for straight guys. There are exceptions here and there but 9x out of 10 it's the gayness that pisses me off, not the simple fact that he prefers nuts on his chin.



I say give him the boot. I'm glad my gay roommate left. He was a total pansy jackass.

Hef

true, if they are a FULL ON gay that ends up pissing you off, and often you do feel like punching them out.

NICK

So whats the verdict here...you guys do anything yet?

I personally would be pissed and kick his ass out. Homosexauls are fawkin disgusting and looking/jacking off to gay porn and taking pictures of his dick on your camera is FAWKING REDICULOUS and STUPID. You need to ask him what the hell he was thinking.

Throw his shit out on the street and get new locks.

Originally posted by NIC
true, if they are a FULL ON gay that ends up pissing you off, and often you do feel like punching them out.

NICK


FULL ON? You have to be kidding me. There is no such thing as a part-time faggot. You either suck cawk or you don't.:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy



FULL ON? You have to be kidding me. There is no such thing as a part-time faggot. You either suck cawk or you don't.:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

A "full on" homo is not only into the cawk, but acts like a flaming homo too. They differ from other homos in that the others can blend in to society like heterosexual men. That's where the Gaydar system comes into play.


I don't care if they're gay but the Superman tights, Elton John sunglasses, permed hair, and platform rollerskates really piss me off.


Hef

Jeebus...this thread is still alive?

It's liek the freakin' Friday the 13th series... first few were entertaining... then it just got dumb.

gaydar..haha....he said gaydar. :laughing:

Originally posted by Hef

A "full on" homo is not only into the cawk, but acts like a flaming homo too. They differ from other homos in that the others can blend in to society like heterosexual men. That's where the Gaydar system comes into play.
Hef

I was *trying* to be funny. I know what a "Flamer" is. However, you did not have to provide such a graphic image with this: "Superman tights, Elton John sunglasses, permed hair, and platform". That is damn funny lol:flipoff2:

I agree with you Mo, this thread should have died....BTT

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy


I was *trying* to be funny. I know what a "Flamer" is. However, you did not have to provide such a graphic image with this: "Superman tights, Elton John sunglasses, permed hair, and platform". That is damn funny lol:flipoff2:

I agree with you Mo, this thread should have died....BTT


I went to art school. You wouldn't believe the crap I saw the homos wearing.

Hef:laughing: