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Mk’s posting of all his drama got me thinking about all the fun and scandalous activity from the college days college.

End of the school year, JR year, couple gals lived below me, Jill and Melissa. Jill was a hot/dirty/slutty type gal with a BF (this is key later). Melissa was a hot, goodie-goodie type of gal you take home to Mom. I was down talking to Melissa getting her to come to a mid-afternoon keggar a buddy was having, also trying to get her number so we could hook up during the summer:D Well I get her number, then Jill comes home, and I invite her to the party, also. So I scoot over a few blocks to the bash with a couple of good looking brunettes. The fawkers did the usual thing and got 5-6 kegs of Ice House….so people were getting all shitty, quicker than normal, at the party, and it wasn’t even near dinner time. Melissa has to take off to hit up some of the gay greek parties, and Jill stays at the party. At around 8 Jill asks me to walk her back home because she has to get ready for some other party she has to go to. We are both pretty fouled up right now, we get back to the building and she asks me if I want to come have another beer with her. Of course I do….

She grabs my hand and pulls me into her room, some limited scandal ensues, until she realizes that is it getting close to 9. Yeah, yeah, she had a BF, but I had to get mine, and I was gonna be outta cloud in a few days, so it was good to go. Well I take off to my apartment, and my roommate is having a beer with Jess and Mandy. Mandy was a HS friend of mine and Jess a XGF. Have a few more beers with them, and head downtown to the bars with the girls. The whole night is blurry, too much boozing. Eh, typical….right Silly :flipoff2:

Next morning I wake up to a pounding on my door. Appears to be Jills BF and two other d00ds. I lolered and went back to sleep. Couple hours later Jess calls and asks if we are still going to dinner…..this is news to me! We went out, no scandal, but it was our first friendly time together since breaking up.

Two days later, I am now at home for the summer. Melissa hasn’t retuned a call, and I am getting messages from Jill saying she dumped the BF, and wanted to go out. Fawk that, she was/is nutball!

Total dmage from that day: Good one (at the time) got away, sluts are slutty, but fun, and in my own drunken way I got a good friend back (Jess and I still talk all the time).

College was great. :D

No, I didn’t have Rip write this story for me:P

Hey Lame, I guess nobody had college life quite like you and mkbruin huh?:D

Originally posted by motorhead72k5
Hey Lame, I guess nobody had college life quite like you and mkbruin huh?:D

Yes they did. :flipoff2: Just most of the people of chit chat couldn't get into college, or sat in the dorms for 4 years:flipoff2:

I don't know.... sillyneck can top that story, he's all over the "stories" :D ..... he was drunk as folk, he supossedly got invited to take part in a threesome with some chicks....but went to the bathroom and forgot :rolleyes: I think he sid this has happened on two diff occaisions....the other was involving two moderate chicks and he said he blew it off for later to TRY tro talk to a fox...then couldn't find em..........maybe he'll chime in and clear this up :p

hey Lame......you only posted this because I stole your attention whore title :flipoff2:

Two "moderate" chicks? Doesn't he know two 5's make a ten!??!

Night starts at 8:00, bottle of vodka gone at 10:00 and leaving a party because its gay and all the girls want to leave.... wake up at nine...... Mom was out of town so I guess I decided I should have a party at my house. I wake up the next day house reaking of 2 stroke gas, I guess I was running the dirt bike in the basement.... oh shit open my eyes and there is my ex! oh well not the first time I got drunk and hooked up with her.... later that day another ex calls and ask's if I was serious about what I said the night before, and she thinks I am from the way I kissed her.... hmm get dressed and rumage through my pants....back pocket full of $5's go downstairs and cups everywhere, shit I got drunk and had one of the best parties of my life and forgot it all... oh well live and learn

2 good stories.

Story one. End of freshman year. My school is a big art school and I had a friend who wa a senior and getting portfolio ready for interviews in the city. His art teacher/advisor is killed in an auto accident and school won't open her locked classroom for a few days until they get their head out of their ass. This would make my friend miss interviews. Myself and a crazy puerto rican army reserve help :) PR and I take some practice ordinance or some shit...made loud :nuke: is all I know...and run around campus settung them off creating diversionary tactics while Chris breaks into his teachers class :D Best was the 1st one we rolled downhill towards the guard shack. I almost got caught but luckily the PR set off another one as the rent-a-cop was asking why I was in all black and sweating :)


#2. That summer I stayed to DJ on college station and get free room (it was Hamptons..big party spot in summer). Money was tight and barely had enough for drugs...much less food. Somehow a friend got a HUGE bag of the cheapest, nastiest pot imaginable. He decided he didn't want it so offere it to me. I took it but one toke and I knew it was under even my standards so I gave it to Mikey. Like the little kid on tv Mikey would take anything. Well the dumbass spread this huge (had to be a couple of ounces) bag of cheap mexican out on suite table to revel in his good luck. There was a knock on door and instead of asking who it was he opened door....to the rent-a-cop (these guys were cool..as long as you weren't idiot they let you get away wiith everything). Well he got busted and kicked out of school.

2 weeks later I ate some shrooms, camped in woods where I had some scary halucination and decided to quit school :D

Here ya go.


Well my daddy said son you’ll have fun when you’re drinking with your friends
And everyone takes for granted that these are the best years of your life
High school sure seemed like a joke but when I got to college I was on my own
Trying to find the best drink specials every night
After many nights with the San Marcus federales
I finally figured out that I should probably keep my mouth shut instead of telling them what I thought
Cause see I paid the county for many months
Hell I think I even paid their Christmas bonuses once
And that’s how I learned what student loans were all about

It’s Taco Bell for breakfast and for lunch it’s Keystone Light
I’ll be out of bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probation’s in the morning herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life

Well, I decide to major in country music
That’s when I found out that I couldn’t use the 30 hours I managed to log last year
Anthropology it seemed pretty cool to me but it wasn’t included in my degree
That’s when I started to study domestic beer
Shiner Bock it was good to me hell it treated me better than history or that little blonde I met in the science lab
And fraternity life it was a change of pace and it taught me how to get shit-faced

One of these days will come graduation and I sure hope that I won’t be mistaken that everything I learned won’t be in vain
‘Cause sure I’ve failed a test or three but that doesn’t make a lesser man of me ‘cause there’s more to life than a one point gpa.

Hmmm, most of my wild stories of college are pretty lame since I'm in a jc. But I'll throw in sum other stories anyway.

Bout a year ago, three friends of mine are home from school, we kick it till late at night, till we decide to create mischief. In our community we have a creek running through part of it, so its like a big long park with walkways and grass an shit. We decide to drag race a cherokee chief and a burban on it. Do that for bout 5 minutes, that gets boring. We go to the hardware store, hop the fence in the loading area, steal bags of concrete, throw them into these ponds at a shopping center across the street. Later on that night we drive by a road where someone had chopped down a huge tree and nicely set the logs on the side of the street. So we nicely roll these logs into the street, takes two people to move a log so they were pretty big an heavy. Theres a walking path nearby an we decide to walk on it we encounter sum drunk people then beat them up. Fun exciting night.

Bk boarding is always good fun, but better to do it while standing in a milk crate(you go faster and can keep your footing on turns).

Had a party at my house one nite while parents were out. It was pretty quiet, but naturally everyone drank too much. I threw up on my floor, the next morning I found my house empty, trashed, and puke everywhere. Biggest scramble to clean the house, that nite had my girlfriend at the time spend the nite, i told her the smell was because someone tracked in mud.

I dunno, thats about all i got outside of smoking a lot of pot and videotaping the shenanigans that ensue.