describe the worst fart you ever smelled!:D











It was my own, and it smelled like a skunk that had been run over and sitting in the sun for three days ate a bowl of mexican refried beans and had a bad case of the runs.:flipoff2:








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Noone wants to here about your SST


















































Shit Stained Thong :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Pdaddy
Noone wants to here about your SST


















































Shit Stained Thong :flipoff2:


Let's not discuss your flossing habits ok?:flipoff2:

One of my dogs is FAR worse than me, even after a night of Guiness and White Castles...


Andy

Dude, You have way too much time on your hands.........

Oberta Cocktail sticks (My favorite jerky sticks)

Guiness about 4

Spam and chilli dinner

I farted in my sleeping bag rolled over and the
warm fart sleeping bag air that rushed out the top of the bag past my head made me gag.

I have a buddy whose belches are worse than any fart I have ever smelled :eek: :barf:

Originally posted by DRM
I have a buddy whose belches are worse than any fart I have ever smelled :eek: :barf:

Does he have halletosis?

I made one of my college roomies gag then puke on time. It was a very special day for me. :D

I used to work with a guy that could make a room warm and humid. **remembering...shudder** There is no describing other than saying it would make your gag reflex kick in! :eek:

Try having a guy that had pickled hard boiled eggs and kipper snacks for lunch let loose with one. :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Ew....!! :barf:






Ok, went to Disneyland last May.... my friends 10 year old was by me on Star Tours and my gosh, she farted.... and I thought my sinses were going to melt. I can't even say much more then it smelled like Coalinga (it's a town in CA that has about a bazillion cows in it for those who don't know in one small area) x 10. She swears it wasn't her, but everyone around us was saying "Abort mission!" "End the ride, please... for the love of humanity, end the ride!"..... it was bad. When the doors opened for the end of the ride people were falling over themselves to exit! Everyone not even in our group had their shirts over thier noses. People were waving their hands, gagging. There was a group of some Japanese tourists who were saying something about because all you could make out was the word "fart" and see them all make these faces! We knew it was my friends daughter, cuz she dropped another bomb, no quite so bad this time, in line in California Adventure. Thank God we were in an well aired area or I think I would have puked... :eek: :D

The worst one I can remember, didn't even really smell that bad.

I was in high school (stretching back here some) and tried to fart on my sisters head. Well, I was wearing shorts, and a nice little round turdlette came falling out of my shorts-leg. To make it even funnier, the cat thought it was a toy and pounced on it.

To this day, I still can't think of it without laughing, and my sister can't think of it without gagging. I guess that's one of the fundamental differences between men and women.

Originally posted by Sully
I was in high school (stretching back here some) and tried to fart on my sisters head. Well, I was wearing shorts, and a nice little round turdlette came falling out of my shorts-leg. To make it even funnier, the cat thought it was a toy and pounced on it.


I remember you telling that before. Only you said something about a pebble fell out of your shorts.... that had me laughing all day... :D

Originally posted by Sully
To make it even funnier, the cat thought it was a toy and pounced on it.

DAMN I'm laughing SO hard I'm about to float an air biscuit right now :laughing:

My latest piece was a roar of thunder in the hallway this morning.
Malinda woke up and was wondering what the smell was :eek:

I blamed it on the cats :flipoff2:

Hahahahahhaha Farts and poo are funny!! :laughing:


The WORST fart I've ever smelled was from my ex-boyfriend and he had eaten one of those roasted garlic pizzas from Round Table. I woke up in the middle of the night from the stench. Yeah, I left it was so bad. :barf:

There isn't a fart in the world that can compare to a DB fart.:barf:
The EMTs among us will understand.

when I was about 12, we drove from Denver to SoCal for Christmas. My brother and I rode in the back of our pickup the whole way (had a topper and sleeping bags to keep warm).

Also had a 2lb bag of cheese encrusted soy beans. After the first 2 or 3 dozen farts, they really didn't smell that bad (to us). But the look on my dad's face when we stopped and he opened up the back hatch to let us out was one I'll never forget. You'd think the Devil himself was in the back of the truck with us.

Neither of us wanted to get back in the truck after breathing the sweet fresh air that was outside the truck.

Originally posted by Monkeyboy
Oberta Cocktail sticks (My favorite jerky sticks)

Guiness about 4

Spam and chilli dinner

I farted in my sleeping bag rolled over and the
warm fart sleeping bag air that rushed out the top of the bag past my head made me gag.


Definitely would have to agree.
Dutch Ovening a fartin your sleeping bag multiplies its power 10 times. WHOO EEE

I found this emaciated kitten at the lake one day after pulling the boat out of the water, the thing looked like it was about to die of starvation so I took it home.

Anyways, it really liked to sleep on my pillow near my head, whenever I woke up I would be staring right at a kitty cornhole about 10 inches away. One night as I was nearly asleep I heard the this little tiny "pbbt", followed by the most god-awful foul smelling odor that I have EVER had the displeasure of experiencing. To this day I don't know how any living creature could produce a smell of this magnitude. Ugh, I'm getting queasy thinking about it.:barf:

pearl onions!!! :eek:

every thanksgiving Eric's grandma makes these pearl onions in a cream sauce.. and they are yummay.. except they cause my husband to fart the stinkiest of farts.. :barf: every year I tell him, please take it easy on the onions.. he in turn smiles at me devilishly :evil: as he piles his plate full of the suckers and then gives me the evil.. "oh, your gonna get it later" look as he eats each one by one by one... arrrrrgh!!!
:flipoff2:

Hey, she only makes them twice a year, I gotta get my fill while I can:D :D :flipoff2:

The worst fart wasn't one that I smelled, but one that I felt. A bunch of was in sleeping bags in someone's living room and one of the guys let one out that shook the entire house. It woke people up from the vibration.

The worst was my ex g/f. She hated when I farted (couldn't imagine why...) ANYWHO, She let one of those silent lady farts slide. I had a cold and couldn't smell it, but I could taste the stench it was so thick. You know that dry tongue feeling you get when your thirsty...Her fart did that to me. I still thank god till this day my nose was plugged, i doubt I would be here! :p

Originally posted by Shaggy
I found this emaciated kitten at the lake one day after pulling the boat out of the water, the thing looked like it was about to die of starvation so I took it home.

Anyways, it really liked to sleep on my pillow near my head, whenever I woke up I would be staring right at a kitty cornhole about 10 inches away. One night as I was nearly asleep I heard the this little tiny "pbbt", followed by the most god-awful foul smelling odor that I have EVER had the displeasure of experiencing. To this day I don't know how any living creature could produce a smell of this magnitude. Ugh, I'm getting queasy thinking about it.:barf:

LMAO....I also have a kitten and oh my gawd!!!!!The stink is horrible...:eek:

Normally, I enjoy the smell of my own farts, even the SBDs. But one time, for about a week, I had this bad bout of gas. tiny, itty-bitty farts would come out, and I swear I thought I squirted my pants. It was hot, and even burned the back of my nutsack. We're talking an amount of air so small that you're not sure it's air or a Hershey-squirt pebble.

The smell... Holy God, by far the worst fart I've ever smelled, from dog or man. After a week, it just went away. :confused: