: Bathroom Euphamisms


DRM
04-26-2003, 05:45 PM
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Sandblasting the the stone throne







Heard any more?

blackyj95
04-26-2003, 05:50 PM
pinching a loaf

time to play lincoln logs

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

Drop a few lbs

Give birth

Buddha's Ghost
04-26-2003, 05:52 PM
Making a Havana Omlet

Mo
04-26-2003, 06:09 PM
punch a grumpy

Skippie
04-26-2003, 06:13 PM
Around my house, we just use the name of whoever we want to fawk with for the moment. i.e. "I'm gonna go take a DRM". :D

withamc
04-26-2003, 06:14 PM
Gotta go torque a moonfish

Mo
04-26-2003, 06:15 PM
filet a speckled brown trout

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:19 PM
We named our toilet in our dorm room, so all we say is "Time to talk to Carl". :flipoff2:
P.S. I did not name the toilet, so no offense to any Carl's on the board!

On a second note, why do we say take a shit, we don't take a shit, and after we shit, it should be past tense, i.e. shat. So, once we're done, whouldn't we say I dropped a shat? Just a thought. :D

Mo
04-26-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by sunshineoffroad

On a second note, why do we say take a shit, we don't take a shit, and after we shit, it should be past tense, i.e. shat. So, once we're done, whouldn't we say I dropped a shat? Just a thought. :D


some people shouldn't be allowed to think.

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:23 PM
some people shouldn't be allowed to think.
Sad part is I graduate in two weeks with a bachelor degree and 3.6 GPA. Scary huh. :flipoff2:

Skippie
04-26-2003, 06:25 PM
What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? :flipoff2:

Mo
04-26-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by sunshineoffroad

Sad part is I graduate in two weeks with a bachelor degree and 3.6 GPA. Scary huh. :flipoff2:

Do you have a job lined up?




Or are you just going to ask everyone if they'd like fries with their meal?

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:31 PM
What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? Associates in Collision repair, and bachelor in Automotive Management, so yes.:D

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:32 PM
Yes I have a job lined up. Looks like I am going to Neenah WI to work at a body shop. Now all i gotta do is see if there is any good wheelin in WI. The U.P. spoiled me.:D

skulltoy
04-26-2003, 06:38 PM
So you got a bachelor degree in fixing dents?

Was this one of those mail in college programs that you see late night on TV?

Mo
04-26-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by skulltoy
So you got a bachelor degree in fixing dents?

Was this one of those mail in college programs that you see late night on TV?

medical transcriptionist, locksmith, automotive repair, mail fraud...


the list goes on and on

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:40 PM
No, I have an associates degree in fixing dents, a Bachelors in management. (I now know why they call it a B.S. degree) :p
I am at ferris State, so it is one step down from the mailorder programs.....:flipoff2:
Hell, I am just happy to be getting outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!

sunshineoffroad
04-26-2003, 06:41 PM
Well everyone, I must go to play Euchre, (Yes, my existence is that pathetic!) feel free to keep bashing me, I shall reply later! Night all! :flipoff2:

Robert
04-26-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Skippie
What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? :flipoff2:

Skatology???



Around my house, we just use the name of whoever we want to fawk with for the moment. i.e. "I'm gonna go take a DRM".

At my work, it is we are going to take a (servicemanager's name)
and wipe our (foreman's name).:D

DRM works very well for both of these.

SanDiegoCJ
04-26-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by sunshineoffroad
Yes I have a job lined up. Looks like I am going to Neenah WI to work at a body shop. Now all i gotta do is see if there is any good wheelin in WI. The U.P. spoiled me.:D



Wheelin ?????????? Not a chance. I grew up in Wisconsin and
it's pretty meager on wheelin. :( :( :(

primergray
04-26-2003, 07:07 PM
Attention K Mart shoppers, we have another hijacked thread!!

Mo
04-26-2003, 07:08 PM
what's your point? :D

primergray
04-26-2003, 07:10 PM
Excuse me while I go see a man about a dog!! :D

Mo
04-26-2003, 07:14 PM
so you're back in the States?

primergray
04-26-2003, 07:17 PM
We hijacking this thread again!! :flipoff2:

I got home on Thursday. Brought the wife out to Hawaii for five days.

Jack

Mo
04-26-2003, 07:19 PM
excellent. Hope you had a good trip.

And yes... once it's hijacked, there's little chance it will ever be returned. :flipoff2:

primergray
04-26-2003, 07:26 PM
We had a great time! The only sorta down spot was when we went to the Arizona Memorial and some one brought thier screaming kid. I was thinking about a float test!:D
We also got to meet one of the 14 pilots who got into the air that day. When he landed his plane he had 541 bullet holes in his plane!! There are only two left alive so that was definately worth the trip to Hawii.

Jack

Cabin Boy
04-26-2003, 08:16 PM
Growing a Tail

Droppin' a Duece

Takin' a Grumpy

Mailing a Package

Droppin' a Stool

Laying some Pipe

...Now onto the hijacked portion of this thread...

When I went out to the Pearl Harbor Memorial (USS ARIZONA), some chick says very loudly, "Is this all it is ?!" I felt like tossing her overboard :mad3:

Lil Uzi
04-26-2003, 08:53 PM
gonna go finish a sculpture.....

Robert
04-27-2003, 02:59 AM
Gotta recycle breakfast (lunch, dinner,)

Hef
04-27-2003, 08:03 AM
Hang a rat

Catch a Salmon


Hef

Mo
04-27-2003, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by Cabin Boy


...Now onto the hijacked portion of this thread...

When I went out to the Pearl Harbor Memorial (USS ARIZONA), some chick says very loudly, "Is this all it is ?!" I felt like tossing her overboard :mad3:

I was there when I was about 17 or so.

We were only there for a few minutes (parent's dont go for that kind of thing - I had to ask several times to go). I'd like to go back and actually have time to see what they have there.

Haole
04-27-2003, 09:08 AM
Navy version: Give birth to a chief.

misfitcj
04-27-2003, 11:05 AM
and as you fart letting out the new kakki member, you say keep yelling cheif we will find you..................ltr

sunshineoffroad
04-27-2003, 11:17 AM
FARTS:
The toothless one has spoken
Winking the brown eye
POOPY:
Drop Ass:D

44Runner
04-27-2003, 11:35 AM
laying cable

starting my diet

going logging

What about names for an abnormally large log?

bowl curler

the 50/50 (half of it is down the hole) :D