: Bathroom Euphamisms
Taking the Browns to the Superbowl
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Sandblasting the the stone throne
Heard any more?
blackyj95 04-26-2003, 05:50 PM pinching a loaf
time to play lincoln logs
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
Drop a few lbs
Give birth
Buddha's Ghost 04-26-2003, 05:52 PM Making a Havana Omlet
Skippie 04-26-2003, 06:13 PM Around my house, we just use the name of whoever we want to fawk with for the moment. i.e. "I'm gonna go take a DRM". :D
withamc 04-26-2003, 06:14 PM Gotta go torque a moonfish
filet a speckled brown trout
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:19 PM We named our toilet in our dorm room, so all we say is "Time to talk to Carl". :flipoff2:
P.S. I did not name the toilet, so no offense to any Carl's on the board!
On a second note, why do we say take a shit, we don't take a shit, and after we shit, it should be past tense, i.e. shat. So, once we're done, whouldn't we say I dropped a shat? Just a thought. :D
Originally posted by sunshineoffroad
On a second note, why do we say take a shit, we don't take a shit, and after we shit, it should be past tense, i.e. shat. So, once we're done, whouldn't we say I dropped a shat? Just a thought. :D
some people shouldn't be allowed to think.
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:23 PM some people shouldn't be allowed to think.
Sad part is I graduate in two weeks with a bachelor degree and 3.6 GPA. Scary huh. :flipoff2:
Skippie 04-26-2003, 06:25 PM What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? :flipoff2:
Originally posted by sunshineoffroad
Sad part is I graduate in two weeks with a bachelor degree and 3.6 GPA. Scary huh. :flipoff2:
Do you have a job lined up?
Or are you just going to ask everyone if they'd like fries with their meal?
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:31 PM What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? Associates in Collision repair, and bachelor in Automotive Management, so yes.:D
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:32 PM Yes I have a job lined up. Looks like I am going to Neenah WI to work at a body shop. Now all i gotta do is see if there is any good wheelin in WI. The U.P. spoiled me.:D
skulltoy 04-26-2003, 06:38 PM So you got a bachelor degree in fixing dents?
Was this one of those mail in college programs that you see late night on TV?
Originally posted by skulltoy
So you got a bachelor degree in fixing dents?
Was this one of those mail in college programs that you see late night on TV?
medical transcriptionist, locksmith, automotive repair, mail fraud...
the list goes on and on
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:40 PM No, I have an associates degree in fixing dents, a Bachelors in management. (I now know why they call it a B.S. degree) :p
I am at ferris State, so it is one step down from the mailorder programs.....:flipoff2:
Hell, I am just happy to be getting outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunshineoffroad 04-26-2003, 06:41 PM Well everyone, I must go to play Euchre, (Yes, my existence is that pathetic!) feel free to keep bashing me, I shall reply later! Night all! :flipoff2:
Robert 04-26-2003, 06:42 PM Originally posted by Skippie
What's your degree gonna be in? Shit philosophy? :flipoff2:
Skatology???
Around my house, we just use the name of whoever we want to fawk with for the moment. i.e. "I'm gonna go take a DRM".
At my work, it is we are going to take a (servicemanager's name)
and wipe our (foreman's name).:D
DRM works very well for both of these.
SanDiegoCJ 04-26-2003, 06:53 PM Originally posted by sunshineoffroad
Yes I have a job lined up. Looks like I am going to Neenah WI to work at a body shop. Now all i gotta do is see if there is any good wheelin in WI. The U.P. spoiled me.:D
Wheelin ?????????? Not a chance. I grew up in Wisconsin and
it's pretty meager on wheelin. :( :( :(
primergray 04-26-2003, 07:07 PM Attention K Mart shoppers, we have another hijacked thread!!
primergray 04-26-2003, 07:10 PM Excuse me while I go see a man about a dog!! :D
so you're back in the States?
primergray 04-26-2003, 07:17 PM We hijacking this thread again!! :flipoff2:
I got home on Thursday. Brought the wife out to Hawaii for five days.
Jack
excellent. Hope you had a good trip.
And yes... once it's hijacked, there's little chance it will ever be returned. :flipoff2:
primergray 04-26-2003, 07:26 PM We had a great time! The only sorta down spot was when we went to the Arizona Memorial and some one brought thier screaming kid. I was thinking about a float test!:D
We also got to meet one of the 14 pilots who got into the air that day. When he landed his plane he had 541 bullet holes in his plane!! There are only two left alive so that was definately worth the trip to Hawii.
Jack
Cabin Boy 04-26-2003, 08:16 PM Growing a Tail
Droppin' a Duece
Takin' a Grumpy
Mailing a Package
Droppin' a Stool
Laying some Pipe
...Now onto the hijacked portion of this thread...
When I went out to the Pearl Harbor Memorial (USS ARIZONA), some chick says very loudly, "Is this all it is ?!" I felt like tossing her overboard :mad3:
Lil Uzi 04-26-2003, 08:53 PM gonna go finish a sculpture.....
Robert 04-27-2003, 02:59 AM Gotta recycle breakfast (lunch, dinner,)
Hang a rat
Catch a Salmon
Hef
Originally posted by Cabin Boy
...Now onto the hijacked portion of this thread...
When I went out to the Pearl Harbor Memorial (USS ARIZONA), some chick says very loudly, "Is this all it is ?!" I felt like tossing her overboard :mad3:
I was there when I was about 17 or so.
We were only there for a few minutes (parent's dont go for that kind of thing - I had to ask several times to go). I'd like to go back and actually have time to see what they have there.
Haole 04-27-2003, 09:08 AM Navy version: Give birth to a chief.
misfitcj 04-27-2003, 11:05 AM and as you fart letting out the new kakki member, you say keep yelling cheif we will find you..................ltr
sunshineoffroad 04-27-2003, 11:17 AM FARTS:
The toothless one has spoken
Winking the brown eye
POOPY:
Drop Ass:D
44Runner 04-27-2003, 11:35 AM laying cable
starting my diet
going logging
What about names for an abnormally large log?
bowl curler
the 50/50 (half of it is down the hole) :D
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