Alright, well a catering company left a keg at my friends apartment and we need a way to tap it without a tap. All of the distributors are closed around here and we were looking to drink tonight! Any suggestioins?

Drill and a 1/2" bit.

Hammer and 20d nail.

Air chisel.

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Hef:flipoff2:

Nice name...




















Oh, and to open it use a hammer. :flipoff2:

Edit: Damn you Hef...:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :D

Its under pressure by the way...

Yep I drilled them before

Originally posted by ItsAJeepThing97
Its under pressure by the way...

Ok, so put a glass under the spot where you hit the hammer...Or a hose with a nozzle on the end. Sheesh, do we have to think of everything!?!?!

































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Originally posted by I Like Cheese
Nice name...



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Hef

Originally posted by ItsAJeepThing97
Alright, well a catering company left a keg at my friends apartment and we need a way to tap it without a tap. All of the distributors are closed around here and we were looking to drink tonight! Any suggestioins?

rent one from a liquor store

Push it off the top of a 6 story parking garage.:evil:

None of your neighbors have a tap? When I was in college I had two. One at the crib and one in the truck, just in case. What is this, amateur hour?:confused:

Originally posted by 4RunnerGuy
amateur hour?:confused:

novice night

I get this mental picture of a group of caveman prodding at the "shiny thing" with their spears, wondering what to do with it.

Originally posted by AthlonAJ
I get this mental picture of a group of caveman prodding at the "shiny thing" with their spears, wondering what to do with it.

Wrong idea. Picture a bunch of guys in jeans and plaid shirts, beer in hand, taunting each other over who has enough balls to actually shoot the keg with their rifle.

Hef:D

Originally posted by AthlonAJ
I get this mental picture of a group of caveman prodding at the "shiny thing" with their spears, wondering what to do with it.

Yeah really. Maybe it's not even a keg!

Originally posted by AthlonAJ
I get this mental picture of a group of caveman prodding at the "shiny thing" with their spears, wondering what to do with it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Turn it upside down and push the ball in, that will release the pressure, then drill a hole in the damned thing.

I'm still trying to figure out what kind of college guy doesn't have a tap.... :confused:

Originally posted by Mo
I'm still trying to figure out what kind of college guy doesn't have a tap.... :confused:

Boy the youth of today. :shaking: :shaking: :shaking:

I could tell you but I rather see ya go thirsty:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Bigburlyclothedguy
Turn it upside down and push the ball in, that will release the pressure, then drill a hole in the damned thing.

We used a broom handle to push the ball in but if your creative you can still get the beer out without damaging the keg itself.

you guys have an adjustable ball joint puller?

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Nice one Taco you trying to kill him????:rolleyes:

Since there seems to be certain peps giving out dangerous info, I'll give you the lowdown.

Turn keg up side down and let out all the pressure. Note the keg will devolve "new" pressure as the keg warms up and the Co2 comes out of solution. You may need to do this a few times!!!

Once there is NO pressure remove the split ring from the spear. ( see pic) The spear will take your head off if there is ANY pressure.

hey ItsAJeep, you don't know a girl named Erin Heffelfinger do you? Just wonderin...she's from York and goes to west chester i think....

-Steve

most grocery stores rent them for like 10 bucks, and they are open 24 hours a day....

what about taking it out for dinner, dancing, a couple drinks then suggesting you go back to your place for a bit?

Damn. at any given poiint i know 3 ppl who have taps and 1 who has more than one.


if all else fails break the fawker open. there is beer inside

Originally posted by HNRYS69
most grocery stores rent them for like 10 bucks, and they are open 24 hours a day....

Not in PA, that state sucks if you like to drink beer.
You from the Pittsburgh area by chance?

just bust that mofo apart in the bathtub and close the drain. You'll have a bathtub full of beer.

Put some ice in big plastic baggies to keep it cool. That would be the shit.

Originally posted by TexasBlakeWFO
just bust that mofo apart in the bathtub and close the drain. You'll have a bathtub full of beer and short and curlys

:eek: :eek:

bring the keg down to college park. you can make it here from York in under 2 hours easy. i'll tap it for you and we'll have it drank by sunrise

Ok, lets just say me and Rock Dog kinda found a keg once, right. So, we just laid it on it's side and pushed in the ball in the tap and out came the beer. Just watch out how far you push it in. :D when you loose the pressure then drill it.

Park a Swamper on it.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Crust
Ok, lets just say me and Rock Dog kinda found a keg once, right. So, we just laid it on it's side and pushed in the ball in the tap and out came the beer. Just watch out how far you push it in. :D when you loose the pressure then drill it.

Gee drill a hole and put stainless shavings into your :beer:. Or pull one snap ring and have metal free :beer: I would hate to see how you service your hubs!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

can anyone host a vid clip of how these 2 guys tap'd there keg??? its 1.02 mb.... :eek: Its funnay!

Originally posted by HNRYS69
can anyone host a vid clip of how these 2 guys tap'd there keg??? its 1.02 mb.... :eek: Its funnay!


just drag and drop it here, its ftp, but its all I know how to do

ftp6//pirate6pirate@12.246.129.242

it wont let me type it right so change the "6" s into ":"

you can use internet explorer

user name = pirate, pass = pirate maybe i can link it have you type the pass and user
ftp://12.246.129.242

ok done, do you see it???

Originally posted by HNRYS69
ok done, do you see it???

got it, im working on getting it to an actual web server, Im not sure if I can or not though so we'll see, otherwise the ftp will stay on

website aint happenin, Ill keep the ftp up though

Hey scout, went with yopuioer idaye and it worked awexosme, and got rerlally trashefd. thanks for the help, for anyone who doesnt know how to tap a keg wiothout a tap, relea ste the pressure, and remove the ring, pour from keg = great times, thanks again, and even have keg to return for money, whooo
jimmy

Originally posted by Al Kaholick
website aint happenin, Ill keep the ftp up though


Wheres the file?

Im in the folder but its empty.:confused:

Originally posted by Old Scout
Nice one Taco you trying to kill him????:rolleyes:

:D
What?

Clamp to outside of tap area
use puller to gradually push down ball,
drink from beer geyser.

:D

Well hell, son... I'm right near State College and have two taps packed away somewhere in the garage along with all my homebrew stuff that I haven't had time to use in way too long... of course it's way too late now. Oh well.

Originally posted by ItsAJeepThing97
Hey scout, went with yopuioer idaye and it worked awexosme, and got rerlally trashefd. thanks for the help, for anyone who doesnt know how to tap a keg wiothout a tap, relea ste the pressure, and remove the ring, pour from keg = great times, thanks again, and even have keg to return for money, whooo
jimmy




Nice fake drunk typing. :shaking: That is sooooo 1997.