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rockwrangler 05-08-2003, 07:59 AM Herd this on KSFO
A solider in Iraq recived a care package from his Family which included some cookies! him and a friend were chowing down on them when a French reporter asked if he could have one ? The solider looked up at the reporter and says NO COOKIES FOR THE FRENCH! So the french reporter says but I'm half Itailan! The solider looks at the guy and then without missing a beat breaks A cookie in half and says heres half a cookie for the Itailian. NO COOKIES FOR THE FRENCH HALF. :D :D :D
design311 05-08-2003, 08:02 AM Ha ha! Screw the pussy ass French!
fatkid 05-08-2003, 08:22 AM I would have said fawk the Itailians too for what they did in Somalia.
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 08:25 AM Originally posted by fatkid
I would have said fawk the Itailians too for what they did in Somalia.
Hey now!! :( Rose and I take offense to that!! :p :roxy:
Doug K 05-08-2003, 08:26 AM I figured you and Rose were always up for a good fucking... :flipoff2:
Doug
Bobzooki 05-08-2003, 08:31 AM Originally posted by fatkid
I would have said fawk the Itailians too for what they did in Somalia.
Fatboy, the Muffia is gonna gitchew... :nuke:
fatkid 05-08-2003, 08:31 AM I love Rose with all my heart but when the Italians got in bed with the Somalians to cover there own asses It killed me.
usmcdoc14 05-08-2003, 08:32 AM wonder if my friend got the 6pack of Guiness i sent him yet :flipoff2:
that shat was individualy sealed, heavy box and like 40feet of bubble wrap.
and a note saying to open when alone :evil:
fatkid 05-08-2003, 08:33 AM Imagine, at the time my wife was Italian...
That went well.:nuke:
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 08:40 AM Originally posted by fatkid
I love Rose with all my heart but when the Italians got in bed with the Somalians to cover there own asses It killed me.
Wheres the love for me Fatty :( :roxy:
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 08:41 AM Originally posted by Doug K
I figured you and Rose were always up for a good fucking... :flipoff2:
Doug
Of course we are...I was talking about the cookie! :flipoff2: :roxy:
Bobzooki 05-08-2003, 08:41 AM Originally posted by fatkid
Imagine, at the time my wife was Italian...
So now she's not? How the fawk do you pull THAT off? :D
fatkid 05-08-2003, 08:44 AM Originally posted by Roxywheels
Wheres the love for me Fatty :( :roxy:
You get all my love:grinpimp:
fatkid 05-08-2003, 08:45 AM Originally posted by Robertzooki
So now she's not? How the fawk do you pull THAT off? :D
:blender:
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 08:46 AM Originally posted by fatkid
You get all my love:grinpimp:
sweet! :D :roxy:
Co Pilot 05-08-2003, 08:49 AM Originally posted by fatkid
You get all my love:grinpimp:
OK... FINE!!! give it ALL to :roxy:... I see how you are!! : pout :
:(
Bobzooki 05-08-2003, 08:51 AM Originally posted by fatkid
:blender:
Well, hell - that means Mrs. Bobzooki may not be Italian any more either. Now she's either Mexican, or Jamaican! :eek:
Bobzooki 05-08-2003, 08:52 AM FATBOY: The CORRECT response, when dealing with the Muffia is:
I love each and every one of you, with all of my heart and my soul. I worship the ground you walk on, and I kiss your toes.
That oughta do it. :D
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 08:55 AM Originally posted by Co Co Pilot
OK... FINE!!! give it ALL to :roxy:... I see how you are!! : pout :
:(
He loves you, but he knows you're getting the Mustard ;) :roxy:
Co Pilot 05-08-2003, 08:56 AM Originally posted by Roxywheels
He loves you, but he knows you're getting the Mustard ;) :roxy:
yeah.... the mustard is good! ;)
fatkid 05-08-2003, 09:03 AM Originally posted by Co Co Pilot
OK... FINE!!! give it ALL to :roxy:... I see how you are!! : pout :
:(
I love Roxy but I comming to see you on Friday.
fatkid 05-08-2003, 09:04 AM Originally posted by Co Co Pilot
yeah.... the mustard is good! ;)
Did they ever catch the guy that raping people at the jail and then leaving his signature mustard spray on there backs?
Co Pilot 05-08-2003, 09:04 AM Originally posted by fatkid
I love Roxy but I comming to see you on Friday.
come 'awn!!! :grinpimp:
Co Pilot 05-08-2003, 09:06 AM Originally posted by fatkid
Did they ever catch the guy that raping people at the jail and then leaving his signature mustard spray on there backs?
:confused: No, it seems to have stopped happening in the last few months ;) so they have no more hot leads. :D
Roxywheels 05-08-2003, 09:16 AM Originally posted by Co Co Pilot
come 'awn!!! :grinpimp:
See??? All better!!! :D :roxy:
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