Awwwww man....its the sound of the vacuum sucking up the birds!! :eek: Damn I feel bad!! :( And my Mom is laughing at herself...she thinks she funny because she said *just think of it as a bird tornado* :laughing: :roxy:

Originally posted by Roxywheels
Awwwww man....its the sound of the vacuum sucking up the birds!! :eek: Damn I feel bad!! :( And my Mom is laughing at herself...she thinks she funny because she said *just think of it as a bird tornado* :laughing: :roxy:

all this talk of sucking and birds is making me horny!:p

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


all this talk of sucking and birds is making me horny!:p


Only from an Asshole. :D :D :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Roxywheels
Awwwww man....its the sound of the vacuum sucking up the birds!! :eek: Damn I feel bad!! :( And my Mom is laughing at herself...she thinks she funny because she said *just think of it as a bird tornado* :laughing: :roxy:


So Mel, is Varga cowering from the sound of the vacuum ????;)

have you ever seen one of the prairie dog vacuums??? those things are hilarious!!!!

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



So Mel, is Varga cowering from the sound of the vacuum ????;)

i doubt it, she's used to a big sucking noise!!!:eek: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



So Mel, is Varga cowering from the sound of the vacuum ????;)

Of course she is! :laughing: My killer rottie is practically laying on my feet right now! :laughing: Between the two guys coming in and out of the house...and now the vacuum, along with all the other noises I can't walk without tripping over her! :rolleyes: :roxy:

Whoa....the vacuuming is done and there is a half full trash bag sitting outside. I asked if they got a lot of birds and they wouldn't really answer me, so I assume thats my answer! :eek: He also said that they have been nesting in there for years. Its REALLY quiet downstairs right now...kind of strange. All I've heard since I moved in here were chirping birds and now they are gone. Those birds are gonna come back to haunt me! :laughing:

We also found the laundry room bird. It seems that he died an untimely death stuck behind the dryer!! :eek: :roxy:

YOU KILLED MY BIRD, YOU CUNT! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Roxywheels
Those birds are gonna come back to haunt me! :laughing:

Ever see the Alfred Hitchcock movie Birds ?? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by animator


Ever see the Alfred Hitchcock movie Birds ?? :flipoff2:


You meam this one ??????????? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Macgyver
have you ever seen one of the prairie dog vacuums??? those things are hilarious!!!!

Yea,,they are funny as hell to watch,,i thought it was funny they even have a padder catch so they don't get hurt..Hell if it was me I'd have a chipper they would go though...any one want a prairie dog burger?:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
YOU KILLED MY BIRD, YOU CUNT! :flipoff2:

I'll mail you one...take your pick! :flipoff2: :roxy:

Originally posted by Roxywheels


I'll mail you one...take your pick! :flipoff2: :roxy:

I doesn't matter, you'd just send me the one with the biggest pecker!


















get it? PECKER!

:toot toot: all aboard the PBB express to hell! :toot toot:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
get it? PECKER!

:toot toot: all aboard the PBB express to hell! :toot toot:

boooooooooooooooooooo

:flipoff2:

Well, could be worse:

County investigates mulching of live chickens (http://www.nctimes.net/news/2003/20030228/51101.html)

The farmer, Bill Wilgenburg, said he had to use a mulcher on about 15,000 of 40,000 chickens at his Valley Center Egg Ranch last week because of rules imposed by the federal-state Task Force on Newcastle's Disease.

:flipoff2:

What's that old saying about a hand in the bush is worth two bird's or something? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:toot toot: all aboard the PBB express to hell! :toot toot:

It's the HIGHWAY to Hell, you AssHole! :shaking:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


It's the HIGHWAY to Hell, you AssHole! :shaking:


Then why does my train ticket smell like sulfer and smoke when I open it up???:confused:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole



Then why does my train ticket smell like sulfer and smoke when I open it up???:confused:

That's BRIMSTONE - it's in the diesel...

Awwww no more birdie, Well I guess that took care of them adn all their minons


*Peep*

Do you hear something?


*Peep*

Naww cant be anything, she wouldnt give us the boot like that.

*Peep*

Hey the nest is shakein!

*Peep*

Oh god Phil NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


*PeeP*

Oh god it's got me Bill, Help , help AHHHHHHHHh

*Peep*

OH NO its got ME TOO! AHHHHHH


................................

..............................:laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Erich In AZ
Well, could be worse:

County investigates mulching of live chickens (http://www.nctimes.net/news/2003/20030228/51101.html)



:flipoff2:


There have been no charges filed, nor will there be any.
That investigation has been completed and it's been determined
that no laws were violated.

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



There have been no charges filed, nor will there be any.
That investigation has been completed and it's been determined
that no laws were violated. Besides, they made lot's of chicken soup for the homeless :evil: :evil: :D :D

*chirp*

"you and the queen of Bolivia are going down sister"

Originally posted by Deep South Cruisers
*chirp*

"you and the queen of Bolivia are going down sister"

:laughing: I can see a couple birds out in the backyard flying around and I know they are pissed! :eek: Its SO quiet in my house right now! :laughing: :roxy:

Originally posted by Roxywheels


:laughing: I can see a couple birds out in the backyard flying around and I know they are pissed! :eek: Its SO quiet in my house right now! :laughing: :roxy:

It usually takes about 3 overflights before they can get their sights locked in on ya so you have a minute or so......:D

edit: 'bet Stephen King could have a hayday with this ;)

this brings to mind a funny story. when i was in the service, on of my troops from tennessee swore that the "Puerto Rican" mafia was after him because he was white and had conflicts with the 1SG that happened to be from Puerto Rico. he told me one morning "hey, you don't suppose the 1SG trained some Puerto Rican crows to come by my house do you?" i told him that was about the biggest bunch of BS i've heard. he then told me "well, i was out washing the van and this blackbird came by and looked right at me. later, he brought back a whole squadron of his buddies and they $hit all over my van. now, every morning i go outside, there is birdshit all over my van, even if i park it under the awning, you don't thing the 1SG is up to anything do you?" I told him "if i was you, i wouldn't tell that story to anyone else or you might be put in for a mental eval!":laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I think the revenge of the birds is beginning!!! :eek:

I just went out of push the seats forward in my Jeep(going to rain and that helps to keep them from getting too wet) and there is bird $hit ALL over my jeep!! :laughing: Its just to damned ironic not to laugh about it! :laughing: :roxy: