I thought you fellow Ford fans could appreciate this Darwin Award Contestant. Any ideas what besides his bead got blown? His Driver side tire doesn't look so hot or maybe that's the new racing camber I don't know about.
Enjoy and newbies take note on what not to do to impress your friends.

http://atv-racing.com/broncojump/

:eek: :eek:


That's gotta hurt.

Yeah. This asshat on Classicbroncos.com has a son who is friends with that guy. The asshat thinks that a 78-79 bronco with a EB body is an EB. anyways I think all that kid broke with that EB catchin air was the D44 and the fender... He was showing off for a girlfriend.:eek:

I love this pic of him getting buried into the seat!

He must of gotten laid for that manuever for sure!

You said it perfectly what an ASSHAT!

I always enjoy watching cockgobblers do dumb stunts like that, although it hurts a bit when its an EB.

what a jackass, totally screwing up such a classic. It is a shame. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That dumb bastard doesn't deserve to own an EB. He's just too stupid.:shaking:

I like how he's got his arm hangin out the window and his hand on the steering wheel, while jumping.

I just wish I knew somebody that could run a camera as good as that. If it were me jumping I would have one pic of the grill, two of nothing but sand, a few of the sky.

But for sure none as good as those.

I thought picture 5 was bad ass. Got his bronco on the down low:flipoff2:


















What a waste of a classic, that was way to clean to be fawkin around in.

He just LOOKS like the clueless type who would try to do something like that with a truck like that. I'm surprised it didn't turn out much worse for him.

I just love the way he seems to be looking at the blown tire thinking "How'm I gonna fix THAT out HERE?" :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Schly
I just love the way he seems to be looking at the blown tire thinking "How'm I gonna fix THAT out HERE?" :rolleyes:

http://atv-racing.com/broncojump/bronco10.jpg
Ummm...doesn't the little metal round thingy go _inside_ the big black round thingy...? Well now, this sh!t is just all fawked up!


Word.

I like the look on his face as the front end bounces up after the landing for another foot of air,,,ya can tell he is shocked to all shit...as red forman would say,,,,(DUMBASS!!)

Photo Caption Contest Entry:
"Oh Shit I'm gonna die!"

http://atv-racing.com/broncojump/bronco06.jpg

baaahahaha

STUPID HURTS!

:D

someone should really make a animated .gif outtah that :D

http://atv-racing.com/broncojump/bronco03.jpg
Bob: Dr. Marvin, I'M SAILING!!
Dr. Leo Marvin: That's good, KEEP SAILING BOB!

Originally posted by HeyBeerMan
I just wish I knew somebody that could run a camera as good as that. If it were me jumping I would have one pic of the grill, two of nothing but sand, a few of the sky.

But for sure none as good as those.

If you are up in Sac area, and need pics, give me a call.... I would be happy to hook ya up... :)

You know.... there is such thing as planning a jump. :rolleyes:

It looks like he nose dived in to the next incline... breaking the D44. :shaking:

What a dumbass that kid is.

Damn.....

Originally posted by colebronco
what a jackass, totally screwing up such a classic. It is a shame. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

To bad his name isn't Jesse James or everyone would think it was cool to kill a classic:rolleyes:



:flipoff2:

Originally posted by sceep
someone should really make a animated .gif outtah that :D

Here you go::D

http://www.off-road.com/land/StupidEB.gif

Originally posted by landuseorc


Here you go::D

http://www.off-road.com/land/StupidEB.gif

sweeeeett.. :D thanks

Originally posted by HeyBeerMan
I just wish I knew somebody that could run a camera as good as that. If it were me jumping I would have one pic of the grill, two of nothing but sand, a few of the sky.

But for sure none as good as those.

No doubt that guy must have be a pro, talk about sequence shots ! It makes so much more enjoyable.

Originally posted by landuseorc


Here you go::D

http://www.off-road.com/land/StupidEB.gif

Now that made my friday!

I could kick that guys ass for messing up a perfectly sweet EB like that.. its just too bad he wasn't more hurt! :mad:
Scott

Originally posted by 72Bronco


No doubt that guy must have be a pro, talk about sequence shots ! It makes so much more enjoyable.

Not really, I've done sequence shots like that before.

1) use a film camera, motor drive. OR one of those really expensive digital ones.

2) don't zoom in so close to your subject that you can't get whats going on.

Other than that.. focus.. and start pressing the button as fast as it will let you.

(odds are, between those pics.. there are at least another 10 shots he didn't post up.)

Originally posted by Travis Waldher
Not really, I've done sequence shots like that before.

1) use a film camera, motor drive. OR one of those really expensive digital ones.

My Nikkon 900 will do bursts of 20, 40, 60. With a 128 meg card there is room for over 600 pics in high rez. Just burst shoot, throw out the 15 ya don't want. Done. Always get good action shots. :D

I go to college with the guy who owns the white ranger that is on their main page. he was stupid enough to let one of his other budies take the ranger on a test jump. man did he regret it. even with 19"of travel all the way around no way he was gonna soak up this hit.... http://atv-racing.com/trucks/ ended up crackin his fram in half :rolleyes: anyone wanna put that one into sequence?

Originally posted by RedNeckRea
I go to college with the guy who owns the white ranger that is on their main page. he was stupid enough to let one of his other budies take the ranger on a test jump. man did he regret it. even with 19"of travel all the way around no way he was gonna soak up this hit.... http://atv-racing.com/trucks/ ended up crackin his fram in half :rolleyes: anyone wanna put that one into sequence?

Another ASSHAT is discovered, who does that guy think he is Robby Gordan. What makes them think that jump is makeable onto flat ground? I'm not sure how his truck was prepared but comeon it's fawking physics, what goes up comes down even harder!

Originally posted by RedNeckRea
I go to college with the guy who owns the white ranger that is on their main page. he was stupid enough to let one of his other budies take the ranger on a test jump. man did he regret it. even with 19"of travel all the way around no way he was gonna soak up this hit.... http://atv-racing.com/trucks/ ended up crackin his fram in half :rolleyes: anyone wanna put that one into sequence?

another example of a poorly planned jump. LOL


man... that had to leave a mark on the driver though...

let's see if this works....

Originally posted by colebronco
what a jackass, totally screwing up such a classic. It is a shame. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ford made a classic :confused: :flipoff2: