I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.

*sniff sniff*

Yep... there's crack in here...

It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint:D :flipoff2:

Wow I guess this Friday is dragging for everyone! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME
It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint:D :flipoff2:

Your Paint better have the latest in fashion and style, and better be more popular than my Painter 5.0 ... and i have 4 Platinum cards and my father is a Hollywood agent.

Kinda early for drinking, isn't it? :rolleyes: :flipoff2:

Drew this a while back, may fit in here:

Originally posted by Chemical442
I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.

Yet you still have a homoghey avatar.....

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VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME
VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

:flipoff2:


My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.

I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.



http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/gonzu-eats-candyman.jpg


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LMAO!! @ you d00ds :flipoff2:

got pipe? :D

Originally posted by Chemical442



My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.

That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.

Originally posted by GonZu
I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.



http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/gonzu-eats-candyman.jpg


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ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!! All your beers are belong to me!! LOL

Originally posted by LAME


That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.

Vagina Man, I see you have a liking for toys as my 7th step mother did. Very commendable, but not strong enough. My new bottle of expensive Hugo Boss has stopped your crappie bomb and made it into a $37 rose from Franks on Rodéo Drive. TAKE THIS!!!!! My Kyocera Digital Camera Phone boomerang will cut you deep until you need Band-Aids, so you will bleed to death because you cant afford band aids like us rich people can. your death will be recorded from my boomerang wireless phone that i got for $342 onto my iPod using the mighty AirPort system from Applle.

I love how the IPod has curly lines and the word "death" on it. :laughing:

Kyocera Digital Camera Phone boomerang
That'll be tough to beat, it's the funniest line in this thread so far... :)

My expensive Rolex tells me VaginaMan may have met his match, for he must fear my awesomeness and knows my downness. CAN ANYONE ELSE CHALLENGE MY ABILITIES?!?!?

HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!

Roboman is here.

I have government funding... so even if you beat me you lose - because you destroy your own tax dollars. I am a military weapon designed to destroy upstarts like before you become "folk heroes".

My laaaaaaser gun is powering up to terminate you.

Originally posted by LAME
HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!


ARRRRGGGGHHHH! so you think you've discovered what is most important to me... my muscles and my large West Coast Dong, eh? Well, rest assured, KaliforniaMan Fans... i have a secret weapon brewing....

borrowed this from the 'Matrix' thread awhile back, thought it might inspire a new superhero:

:laughing:

Holy crap this is one funny ass thread.

Originally posted by LAME
VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

:flipoff2:

Looks like there's a little extra cheeze on the taco VaginaMan!

VaginaMan, my ultra top secret last minute heavy duty neato super weapons have rendered your Vaginal Hypnosis useless. Top that, you HAIRY SALSA CLAM!!!!!

I am going to take the honorable opportunity of hitting VaginaMan from behind with my big gun while he is giving it to KaliforniaMan.

Originally posted by Entropy
I am going to take the honorable opportunity of hitting VaginaMan from behind with my big gun while he is giving it to KaliforniaMan.

Now that Roboman has taken care of my light work for me, like when the maids used to do my homework for me, and like when Jeeves would whack me off when my right arm was tired from lifting so much ion the gym, or like when daddy got me into college cause he plays polo with the Dean, I will pummell your cheap, not Sterling Silver, non-BLING metal ass with my 37Karat "K" Necklace from Macy's that I got from my Grandmother, who is a direct decendant from the mayflower.

How bored do you have to be for this:confused: :confused:

Originally posted by 76lcforty
How bored do you have to be for this:confused: :confused:

I dunno, how much have you read so far?
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....as for you KaliforniaMan, you better hope that orgasmo doesnt show up with his ray gun.
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Damm this thread is sooo stupid. :flipoff2:


































But I cant stop laughing.

Originally posted by Chemical442


Now that Roboman has taken care of my light work for me, like when the maids used to do my homework for me, and like when Jeeves would whack me off when my right arm was tired from lifting so much ion the gym, or like when daddy got me into college cause he plays polo with the Dean, I will pummell your cheap, not Sterling Silver, non-BLING metal ass with my 37Karat "K" Necklace from Macy's that I got from my Grandmother, who is a direct decendant from the mayflower.

Not to fear! I have my goverment credit card. I just rebuild myself with adamantite and get chrome plating. Now I use my SUPER LOSER RAY to turn you into a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser.

Ha Ha Ha the ray is working - it is starting to turn you into a loser! I can see your muscles getting weaker and your charge accounts getting smaller!

While your trying to find some glasses to complete your new loser look (don't forget the tape on the glasses) I am going to power up in "electro mode" where I take electrostatic energy and make it into thermonuclear power that radiates enough radiation to melt you if you come close again.

Originally posted by Entropy
I am going to power up in "electro mode" where I take electrostatic energy and make it into thermonuclear power that radiates enough radiation to melt you if you come close again.

Your Amps are found to be wanting.
For I have built a wall !

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/jim_layed.jpg

Jesus Christ whats going to happen to Kalifornia Man is he going to die? If he dies I'll cry:crybaby2: Fight K.M. I believe in you:flipoff2:

this is great!:D

Originally posted by Gwamp
this is great!:D

werd. :D

I Caffinated Man rise to the challage !!!!
i call forth the power of hyperactivity and act with a jittery swiftness

i call forth from my loins a great emmission of pure caffein delight and launch it forth from a distance beyond your radiation.
not being human you are unable to matabolize the raw power and it the reaction in your made by the lowest government bidder circuts is a pleasure to my simple being

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/usmcdoc14/images/roboman[1].gif

Originally posted by GonZu


Your Amps are found to be wanting.
For I have built a wall !

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/jim_layed.jpg

I use all the energy I have stored up to use my DESTRUCTO-RAY. The DESTRUCTO-RAY pulverizes the shielding and destroys Gonzuman's head. Fortunately, I took a recording so everyone could rejoice in his destruction.

Originally posted by usmcdoc14
I Caffinated Man rise to the challage !!!!
i call forth the power of hyperactivity and act with a jittery swiftness

Bwahahahahahahaha!

The Government's Deficit just went up because we had to replace quality with quantity!

Originally posted by usmcdoc14
I Caffinated Man rise to the challage !!!!
i call forth the power of hyperactivity and act with a jittery swiftness

Caffinated Man can now feel the wrath of Many-Me's.

We link up and zap you with our SWIRLY-RAY!

THERE ARE NO ROBOTS! THE ROBOTS ARE JUST AMERICAN BRAINWASH PROPAGANDA THAT THE INFIDELS DRINK LIKE COFFEE

WE WILL SMASH THE CAFFINATED SLIME WITH OUR MIGHT AND ELBOWS, LIKE SNAILS UNDER THE TREAD OF OUR TANKS

LOOK! EVEN THE MIGHTY KALIFONIAN IS RUNNING WHEN SE SEES OUR POWER. I SWEAR TO ALLAH THERE IS NO CALIFORNIA!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2002/08/13/wirq13.jpeg

I've lost the feeling to my left side :eek:

I Call Cutlass

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/cutlass.jpg

'Til another day :flipoff2:

Originally posted by usmcdoc14
I Caffinated Man rise to the challage !!!!
i call forth the power of hyperactivity and act with a jittery swiftness

Cool, caffienated man iz da shiznits. :D

Dew da do! :flipoff2:

yay, superblah is here to stop the robopussies :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Entropy


Caffinated Man can now feel the wrath of Many-Me's.

We link up and zap you with our SWIRLY-RAY!

my peeps gots my back yo,i come in 6 packs beeeoche ! show nuf i DEMAND respect
made by the world power Poopsie Corp. we are a major donator to the taxes that make you be. we can cut your funding and have you guarding a leftover base in Korea faster than you can say "caffine makes me have to take a huge dump a few hours after i drink 2 or 3 20oz"
and dont make me call my minions known as the CASE. they know you will hesitate in destroying them as they are made from the recycled hides of your ansesters.

Originally posted by Nate C ®
yay, superblah is here to stop the robopussies :flipoff2:

Looks like Strong Sad has been working out. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Nate C ®
yay, superblah is here to stop the robopussies :flipoff2:

:flipoff2:




http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/Blahmandied.gif

http://pics.montypics.com/xj-fx/2003-06-13/1055563936_Kalif.jpg

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His majesty Rear Admiral Asshat steps up to the plate!

He readies his mighty cannon to stike a blow for great justice!

The mighty rainbow cannon fires a massive charge!

His opponents crumble before him and have mad barnyard sex.

Originally posted by Gwamp
The mighty rainbow cannon fires a massive charge!

YOUR RAY IS WEAK SPAGHETTI AGAINST OUR ARMY OF LOYALISTS

YOU WILL BE CRUSHED BY OUR BOOTS AND PICTURE FRAMES
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2002/08/13/wirq13.jpeg

Rear Admiral Asshat emerges victorious!!!!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Gwamp
He readies his mighty cannon to stike a blow for great justice!

He kinda looks like the Great Gazoo(or is it Kazoo?) from the Flintstones doesn't he?? :laughing: :roxy:

Originally posted by Gwamp
Rear Admiral Asshat emerges victorious!!!!:flipoff2:

As Admiral Asshat celebrates his "flawless vicory" he does as all other past would-be-bad-guys in Hollywood movies do... he gloats about his coolness and cleverness without even testing to see if the guy he "killed" was actually dead by poking his eyes with sticks, or peeing in his mouth to see if he says "hay, you peed in my mouth!!" or tells him that his shoe is untied to see if he was just pretending to be dead but actually wasn't but was tricked becuase he didn't want to have his sho untied.

This of course means trouble for Admiral Asshat. For, poerhaps he forgot an important line from KaliforniaMan's epic monoglogue:

\Originally posted by Chemical442
I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model... I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless.

Given Admiral Asshat is an Admiral, I believe he is in the military and all smart people like KALIFORNIA MAN know that you just dont go into the army or whatevr military thing if your daddy is rich like mine so that makes my "impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless" prevail.

I retaliate by hitting Admiral Asshat with the two most dreaded things an Ass hates to see hurdled his way... My Atomic Super Absorbant Toilet Paper stolen from Saks 5th Avenue Mens Room, and my Tommy Lee Swized Condom Throwing Star.

Admiral Asshat melts with defeat as KM lives to fight again.

LOL YOu guys are very interesting...
:p

Well this is the funniest reason to get a red star..... I be here for round two...

Originally posted by DRM
Drew this a while back, may fit in here:

DRM you never point guns at anything!! Not a camera, or a person. You dont even draw such things!!!!



LOL thats some funny shit even though its elementary.

well i guess i know who found my stash :flipoff2:
lmfao though:D

Fight Admiral Asshat fight!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing can be more destructive than an asshat

The mighty Admiral is not beaten so easy. He will return after several cups of coffee!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Gwamp
He readies his mighty cannon to stike a blow for great justice!

Gloating isn't you're only mistake ASSMAN. You also forgot that robots cannot be gay. Robots are neither male nor female and have no sexual preference. Since it is a military thing though - I have a military sized thing just for occasions like this.

I just whip out ROBODONG and ram it into your ASSHAT until you split like a tree struck by lightning!

TTT


Now THIS is entertainment!!

Need more mushrooms. .. .. get ttting wea k ker rr rrrrrrrrrrr........

The mighty Admiral returns with a vengance! How soon you forget roboloser that I am high up in the inner workings of the secret government. A quick word to a few drinking buddies on the senate appropriations committee and your funding is cut!:flipoff2:

With no funding, a steady stream of military bullshit will put the hurt on your worthless metal junk!

Stupid robot!:flipoff2:

A discreet word and a case of whiskey to the quartermaster and you are being carted off to a warehouse in Hoboken New Jersey to spend the rest of your meaninless days counting pencil stubs.:flipoff2:

http://www.angelfire.com/space/panda/images/meatwad.gif

and then meatwad comes and kills you all.

And then with a blinding flash comes EARLY MORNING MAN!

With his standard sausage weapon (codename: "MorningWood"), and new secret weapon (codename: "GritsGun") he triumphs over evil wherever it may lurk.

Searching deep into unknown caverns of terror, shooting a load of goodness into the face of evil, or pumping away with a surprise attack from the rear, Early Morning Man always gets his man.

The super human Flatulenceman gives this contest:


One finger up and a green miasma of ass funk. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Gwamp
With no funding, a steady stream of military bullshit will put the hurt on your worthless metal junk!

lol, :D

This thread is getting better. :flipoff2:

EARLY MORNING MAN and his GRITS GUN -

"miasma of ass funk"

I'm lmao over here.... :laughing:

Originally posted by Gwamp
The mighty Admiral returns with a vengance! How soon you forget roboloser that I am high up in the inner workings of the secret government. A quick word to a few drinking buddies on the senate appropriations committee and your funding is cut!:flipoff2:

Umm... you forgot the part about you being split apart. There aren't really any rules... but there is kind of a story line here. You gotta account for that somehow.

You did forget one minor detail as well...

Now that ROBOMAN is out of commission - ROBOMEN come into play. Knowing the government is even more corrupt thanks to Admiral Asshat - they form an underground unit of commandos. With no ties to the military, they are free from Admiral Asshats stinky influence.

While some of the ROBOMEN plot to free their brother in Arms, wrongfully punished by corrupt influence - the rest form a robotic battering ram of ROBODONGS and they pound Asshat in every orifice. The acidic excrement from the pounding reduces him to a puddle of nutgobbler goo.

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
The super human Flatulenceman gives this contest:


One finger up and a green miasma of ass funk. :flipoff2:

Right back at ya!

Does anyone but me see a resemblance between Rear Admiral Asshat and this guy


http://ppgcentral.www.50megs.com/imgal/mojo.jpg

High level government corruption always bounces back for another round!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Kitty Cat
Does anyone but me see a resemblance between Rear Admiral Asshat and this guy


http://ppgcentral.www.50megs.com/imgal/mojo.jpg Here:

Originally posted by Gwamp
High level government corruption always bounces back for another round!:flipoff2: Dude, if that's as creative as your ressurections get, I think it was better when you didn't even try. ;)

Originally posted by TNToy
Dude, if that's as creative as your ressurections get, I think it was better when you didn't even try. ;)

I didn't think it was all that damned bad.

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by TNToy
Dude, if that's as creative as your ressurections get, I think it was better when you didn't even try. ;)

Step into the ring fawker!:p More cheesy superheros and less bullshit!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Entropy


Right back at ya!

Reveling in the stench of his own toxic fumes, Flatulenceman displays his truly magnificent powers. With a blast of awe inspiring (or is that nausea inspiring) diarrhea he throttles that Liberace Commemorative Collector's Fan into complete submission.


The shit has indeed "hit the fan".


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Originally posted by Gwamp
Step into the ring fawker!:p More cheesy superheros and less bullshit!:flipoff2: Nah. When I try things like this, I quickly discover I'm about as creative as a lump of anthracite. Or you. :D

Originally posted by TNToy
Nah. When I try things like this, I quickly discover I'm about as creative as a lump of anthracite. Or you. :D

LAME excuse! You can STFU and go back to "receiving goods" at your store now!:D :p

Collectively, what programs are you folks using for the draw.

Originally posted by trampas
Collectively, what programs are you folks using for the draw.

MS PAINT booyah.

Originally posted by TNToy
Dude, if that's as creative as your ressurections get, I think it was better when you didn't even try. ;) Yeah man fiction can be fun don't be a buzzkill on the fawkers who are actually doing something here.
BTW Anybody ever saw Fist of the Northstar? Use powerpoints on your enemy and blow their heads up. Like why couldn't Vaginaman be uploaded with all kinds of killer ninja, martial arts programs and pussy slap the fawk out of gayass Kalifornia Man?
Let's get it on:flipoff2:

Originally posted by trampas
Collectively, what programs are you folks using for the draw.

I have been using ps7 at it's crudest to do these masterpeieces.

Originally posted by trampas
Collectively, what programs are you folks using for the draw.

Photochop 7 combined with Imageready

Flatulenceman is no match for Early Morning Man and his trusty sidekick, Rod Gozinya!

With a few quick jerks, Early Morning Man jabs strait to the head, landing a thrusting blow. Rod Gozinya finishes Flatulenceman off with a reach around striaght through from the back side!

DUMP!!

KERSPLOOSH!!

Flatulenceman is finished!

Originally posted by Entropy


Photochop 7 combined with Imageready

You're either using PS 7 or IR.

Which one? Or do you work it on 7, then adjust it in IR.

And then, after the battle became like totally trippy and all WTF, Kalifornia Man found he was only "Kalifornia Dreaming" it all and he woke up to Debbie in the middle of doing what she does best.

The End. :flipoff2:

...or is it?


:D

And you thought it was going to die heh heh heh ehh:flipoff2: