My friend and I found this funny pic of our one friend we are gonna make into a Mastercard ad and put on a shirt. The pic is of him at prom, tryin to look all studly. Heres a little rundown on some of the things this guys done, after eating onenite they were tryin to squeeze out farts and he shitted in his pants, also a while ago he and a few guys were talkin bout wackin off at the computer nad what they do blah blah, and he said he just goes on himself and we gave him the nickname "Bullseye" sayin what do you do, aim for your bellybutton for a bullseye. So on this shirt we are makin we have a good ad, but lookin for suggestions and we are stump. Heres what we have so far:
Haircut: 15 dollars

Tuxedo: 100 dollars

Realizing you just flatched yourself: Priceless

Now the last line we are having trouble on. I was thinkin:
many things in life are normal....for everything not theres clarke

Any other suggestions on what to use for last line or a good edit to it? For the picture we are gonna have a Bullseye and have his picture centered in the middle of it on the back, and the mastercard ad on the front.