Is that the universal term for a gal that could be hot if she wasn't adding the Freshman 15, and then some.

Girls with "cool personalities" are ugly no matter how much they weigh.

I am just speaking of how a person describes someone to others.



:D :flipoff2:

she has a great personality and she can cook! :D

Originally posted by LAME
Is that the universal term for a gal that could be hot if she wasn't adding the Freshman 15, and then some.

Girls with "cool personalities" are ugly no matter how much they weigh.

I am just speaking of how a person describes someone to others.



:D :flipoff2:

...:eek: :confused: :confused:
I figured i'd frame this mystic babble before he corrected it..

Originally posted by Deep South Cruisers
she has a great personality and she can cook! :D

Ugly fatty is what comes to mind right away.

If a beotch has some nice tits, you aren't gonna be bragging about her personality, or cooking, first thing:D :flipoff2:

He's OK looking...

means he's UGLY but has a job!!! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME
Is that the universal term for a gal that could be hot if she wasn't adding the Freshman 15, and then some.

Girls with "cool personalities" are ugly no matter how much they weigh.

I am just speaking of how a person describes someone to others.



:D :flipoff2:

New Girlfriend, Huh, Lamers?
Trying to figure out how to tell your buddies that you are riding a 500 LB. Moped?

what about......she's o.k. but she has a HUGE rack!

Originally posted by Chister


New Girlfriend, Huh, Lamers?
Trying to figure out how to tell your buddies that you are riding a 500 LB. Moped?

Nope, same hot GF.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Deep South Cruisers
what about......she's o.k. but she has a HUGE rack!

Bigass to match the tits, but probably proprotionally good to go.

Originally posted by Chister


New Girlfriend, Huh, Lamers?
Trying to figure out how to tell your buddies that you are riding a 500 LB. Moped?




Hardly... :eek:

i still love the " 36,24,36 only if she is 5'3"

BUTTERHEAD

Originally posted by Pdaddy
BUTTERHEAD



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA



everything looks good BUT HER HEAD :D

She has an exceptionally large forehead:D

Originally posted by R O
She has an exceptionally large forehead:D

shiney too :flipoff2:

I believe "Reubenesque" is the politically correct way to refer to the tugboat bitches

WOODEN LEG WITH A KICKSTAND:laughing:

dont forget "shes really cool" or "very sweet"

Originally posted by Sundowner
I believe "Reubenesque" is the politically correct way to refer to the tugboat bitches


Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

full figured = softball beyatch

Originally posted by Del taco


...:eek: :confused: :confused:
I figured i'd frame this mystic babble before he corrected it..

furr reals. :D

Originally posted by Pdaddy
BUTTERHEAD

LOL, not in person.

Shit the only pic we have seen of your wife is from long distance with your daughter in the way:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME


LOL, not in person.

Shit the only pic we have seen of your wife is from long distance with your daughter in the way:flipoff2:

I was jus throwin butterhead out there, I was nt talkin about your rent a date dude calm down :flipoff2:

My wife is very attractive thank you. ;) Ill have to get a good pic of her close for you goat humpers

thick would be the best term i think.

block bitch?? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME
Is that the universal term for a gal that could be hot if she wasn't adding the Freshman 15, and then some.

Girls with "cool personalities" are ugly no matter how much they weigh.

I am just speaking of how a person describes someone to others.



:D :flipoff2:

OK.. OK.. Serious response here...
Why do you feel the need to classify her as "Not Hot" when she does not fit into the category of a Supermodel? I mean, Fawk.. come on.. There are a LOT of Hot, Gorgeous Beautiful women that are not size 2s, Not 115 Lbs, Not 5'6", Don;t have Julia Roberts Mouth, Dont have Halle Berry's Ass, Don't have Gabrielle Reece's Arms, Shoulders, and Legs..

I mean... is she healthy? Happy? Content? In good shape?

At least she's not some aneorexic bulimic Cracked out, doped up, cocaine high Auschwiz-looking fashion model....

Originally posted by Chister


OK.. OK.. Serious response here...
Why do you feel the need to classify her as "Not Hot" when she does not fit into the category of a Supermodel? I mean, Fawk.. come on.. There are a LOT of Hot, Gorgeous Beautiful women that are not size 2s, Not 115 Lbs, Not 5'6", Don;t have Julia Roberts Mouth, Dont have Halle Berry's Ass, Don't have Gabrielle Reece's Arms, Shoulders, and Legs..

I mean... is she healthy? Happy? Content? In good shape?

At least she's not some aneorexic bulimic Cracked out, doped up, cocaine high Auschwiz-looking fashion model....

This is in the respect of how people describe someone, to another person, in a summary. Like if you were setting up a friend with a gal you know. They are gonna ask whats she like. People genarally start out with the best things, and leave the not so good things out.

I'd rather have a guy with a little spare tire than a skinny little caved in chest :laughing: I need something to grab onto!! :evil:

Originally posted by LAME


Nope, same hot GF.:flipoff2:

damn...she IS a hotty! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Chister


OK.. OK.. Serious response here...
Why do you feel the need to classify her as "Not Hot" when she does not fit into the category of a Supermodel? I mean, Fawk.. come on.. There are a LOT of Hot, Gorgeous Beautiful women that are not size 2s, Not 115 Lbs, Not 5'6", Don;t have Julia Roberts Mouth, Dont have Halle Berry's Ass, Don't have Gabrielle Reece's Arms, Shoulders, and Legs..

I mean... is she healthy? Happy? Content? In good shape?

At least she's not some aneorexic bulimic Cracked out, doped up, cocaine high Auschwiz-looking fashion model....

there are tons (har-har)of good looking chicks that have more than 3% body fat.
but when you see the tugboat bitch waddle into port towing the double-quarterpounder meal with supersize fries and a few cookies on top... that blatlant lack of willpower DESERVES to get berated!

Originally posted by woody


damn...she IS a hotty! :flipoff2:

I really gotta fire up www.ih8woody.com :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Sundowner


there are tons (har-har)of good looking chicks that have more than 3% body fat.
but when you see the tugboat bitch waddle into port towing the double-quarterpounder meal with supersize fries and a few cookies on top... that blatlant lack of willpower DESERVES to get berated!

:laughing:

Pretty much. But that should go for the fat fuck guys that go to hell also.

Originally posted by R O
She has an exceptionally large forehead:D


That's the "receding hairline". :D :D :D

Originally posted by LAME


:laughing:

Pretty much. But that should go for the fat fuck guys that go to hell also.

HEY!! I'm not fat... I'm big boned!!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME


:laughing:

Pretty much. But that should go for the fat fuck guys that go to hell also.

a name comes to mind with a very low member number...

it all comes back to the idea that society has instilled in us, big men are normal and ok. big chicks are replusive and wrong. a huge hypocrisy.

Originally posted by mobil1syn
it all comes back to the idea that society has instilled in us, big men are normal and ok. big chicks are replusive and wrong. a huge hypocrisy.

Shut the fawk up its in our favor assmunch! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Pdaddy


Shut the fawk up its in our favor assmunch! :flipoff2:

yea i know, but it screws the wimmens up in the head. this is why there are the chicks who are 5'8" 115 and are complaining they are too fat and such. turns them into drama ...

Originally posted by mobil1syn


yea i know, but it screws the wimmens up in the head.

Wimmens come from the factory screwed up in the head. Go get fat. Men can be, wimmen can't:flipoff2: :D

Originally posted by LAME


This is in the respect of how people describe someone, to another person, in a summary. Like if you were setting up a friend with a gal you know. They are gonna ask whats she like. People genarally start out with the best things, and leave the not so good things out.

Hey, Lame... I've got a girl I'd like to hook you up with. I've known her for a long time and she is one of my best friends. She's not a supermodel, but she is beautiful in her own right. She's a little thicker than most girls, but she's not fragile. She is fun, and personable, and very outgoing. She is the life of the party and will always make you happy when you are around her. She loves sports and offroading, can outrun, outfish, outvolleyball, outbaksetball, outtackle, and outsmart most any man I know. She's very loving and affectionate, and the kind of gal that you will want to spend the rest of your life with. She is One HELL of a cook and her homemaking skills make Martha Stewart look like a moron.

Wanna Meet her?

Originally posted by LAME


Wimmens come from the factory screwed up in the head. Go get fat. Men can be, wimmen can't:flipoff2: :D

you do have a point there ...

Originally posted by Chister


Hey, Lame... I've got a girl I'd like to hook you up with. I've known her for a long time and she is one of my best friends. She's not a supermodel, but she is beautiful in her own right. She's a little thicker than most girls, but she's not fragile. She is fun, and personable, and very outgoing. She is the life of the party and will always make you happy when you are around her. She loves sports and offroading, can outrun, outfish, outvolleyball, outbaksetball, outtackle, and outsmart most any man I know. She's very loving and affectionate, and the kind of gal that you will want to spend the rest of your life with. She is One HELL of a cook and her homemaking skills make Martha Stewart look like a moron.

Wanna Meet her?

She looks like the Demo Derby chick from Monster Garage...






















BTW I thought she was abso-fucking-smurfly HAUGHT!!! the big breastesis didn't bother me either!:eek:

Originally posted by mobil1syn
it all comes back to the idea that society has instilled in us, big men are normal and ok. big chicks are replusive and wrong. a huge hypocrisy.


This coming from a guy who's 5'7" 150lbs:flipoff2: :D ;)


Originally posted by TIE1ON
I'd rather have a guy with a little spare tire than a skinny little caved in chest :laughing: I need something to grab onto!! :evil:

How bout a 38x12.50 swamper sized spare tire?;) :D


d

Originally posted by JeepRecoveryTeam



This coming from a guy who's 5'7" 150lbs:flipoff2: :D ;)

d

hey ... im 5"8" if you round up :D

thanks again for the axles man, im just glad he has a tractor, or getting those things out would have been intresting.

fuckno.

Originally posted by Chister


Hey, Lame... I've got a girl I'd like to hook you up with. I've known her for a long time and she is one of my best friends. She's not a supermodel, but she is beautiful in her own right. She's a little thicker than most girls, but she's not fragile. She is fun, and personable, and very outgoing. She is the life of the party and will always make you happy when you are around her. She loves sports and offroading, can outrun, outfish, outvolleyball, outbaksetball, outtackle, and outsmart most any man I know. She's very loving and affectionate, and the kind of gal that you will want to spend the rest of your life with. She is One HELL of a cook and her homemaking skills make Martha Stewart look like a moron.

Wanna Meet her?

I do....she is one heck of a looker. I'm surprised no one has snatched her up and ran with her.

Originally posted by NCxj


I do....she is one heck of a looker. I'm surprised no one has snatched her up and ran with her.

Does she swallow? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by NCxj
I'm surprised no one has snatched her up and ran with her.

Exactly. All women are messed up, it just so happens that he didn't list those attributes. She may be the kind of woman that stares at you all night long while you sleep, while she sharpens her butcher knife. She may also be the kind that calls you every 10 minutes to make sure that you're not with any females, and when serving you your "gourmet" dinner, always makes sure that you eat off of "your" plate before she dines. She may also be the type of woman that hates your mother and flirts with every guy she meets, then accuses you of cheating on her. You just never know. With that being said, give her a call and let us know how it works out. :flipoff2:

If you have never had sex with a chunky/thick women...then your missing out. I'll say this again...they will rock your world. i'll be the guy riding the damn moped but i bet im one hell of a happy guy while I am too.

Originally posted by NCxj
If you have never had sex with a chunky/thick women...then your missing out. I'll say this again...they will rock your world. i'll be the guy riding the damn moped but i bet im one hell of a happy guy while I am too.

[devil's advocate]Yeah, but I've heard rednecks say the same thing about goats. That doesn't mean I wanna try it![/devil's advocate] :flipoff2:

Originally posted by NCxj
If you have never had sex with a chunky/thick women...then your missing out. I'll say this again...they will rock your world. i'll be the guy riding the damn moped but i bet im one hell of a happy guy while I am too.

Someone need a new sig? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Dieselmh


[devil's advocate]Yeah, but I've heard rednecks say the same thing about goats. That doesn't mean I wanna try it![/devil's advocate] :flipoff2:



:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by NCxj
If you have never had sex with a chunky/thick women...then your missing out. I'll say this again...they will rock your world. i'll be the guy riding the damn moped but i bet im one hell of a happy guy while I am too.

Some maybe. The way a gal looks has nothing to do with what she is like in the sack.

Originally posted by LAME


Some maybe. The way a gal looks has nothing to do with what she is like in the sack.

ever hit her pelvis bone...you don't get that with chunky females.

MattS - i knew someone would think about that.

Originally posted by mobil1syn
it all comes back to the idea that society has instilled in us, big men are normal and ok. big chicks are replusive and wrong. a huge hypocrisy.

[Hank Hill]Thats why it's called a double standard, don't complain, it's in our favor[/Hank Hill]

Originally posted by LAME
The way a gal looks has nothing to do with what she is like in the sack.

Originally posted by TIE1ON
I'd rather have a guy with a little spare tire than a skinny little caved in chest :laughing: I need something to grab onto!! :evil:

WERD! Buddha's Ghost used this analogy once and i liked it so much i'm gonna take it.

i like my men like i like my steak...THICK AND JUICY! ;) :D

Originally posted by mudmaid


WERD! Buddha's Ghost used this analogy once and i liked it so much i'm gonna take it.

i like my men like i like my steak...THICK AND JUICY! ;) :D
What if the dood has the whole parts bin in his shirt? A few I've seen look like they have another ass in the front of thier pants. :barf:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole

What if the dood has the whole parts bin in his shirt? A few I've seen look like they have another ass in the front of thier pants. :barf:

ahhhhhh The infamous ass crotch! LOL those things are the 9th mystery of the universe how do they do that?

Originally posted by Chister
Halle Berry's Ass


Mmmmm, Halle Berry's Ass Halle Berry's Ass Halle Berry's ASS

:bounce:

Ummmmmmmmmm, what was the subject again? :confused:

Originally posted by TEX



Mmmmm, Halle Berry's Ass Halle Berry's Ass Halle Berry's ASS

:bounce:

Ummmmmmmmmm, what was the subject again? :confused:

I think shes one of the FINEST chicks on this planet, got damn that girl looks good! :eek:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole

What if the dood has the whole parts bin in his shirt? A few I've seen look like they have another ass in the front of thier pants. :barf:

Oh no!! Please don't instill that image anymore!!

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole

What if the dood has the whole parts bin in his shirt? A few I've seen look like they have another ass in the front of thier pants. :barf:

different strokes for different folks. if only the 5'3 100 blonde beauties were hooking up with the 6'2 220 lb super hunks the world would be a lonely ass place... ;)

ass in front of a dudes pants is not good...but give me a big boy that i can grab onto and i am one HAPPY woman! and while i'm on the subject of happy...i need to go take my guy some lunch and feed his sexy ass ;)

Originally posted by Pdaddy


Does she swallow? :flipoff2:

Hey Dipshit. That's my sister you're talking about.:mad:


Besides.. I don't know... That's just not something you ask your baby sister.

Dieselmh > FYI, the only thing wrong with her.... 1. she still sleeps with her "Woobie" blanket that I gave to her when I was 5 and she was born...

Originally posted by Chister


Hey Dipshit. That's my sister you're talking about.:mad:


Besides.. I don't know... That's just not something you ask your baby sister.

Dieselmh > FYI, the only thing wrong with her.... 1. she still sleeps with her "Woobie" blanket that I gave to her when I was 5 and she was born...

Hey dipshit I didnt read anywere in your discription it was your sister!

anyway it was a joke :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Pdaddy


I think shes one of the FINEST chicks on this planet, got damn that girl looks good! :eek:


WINNER !!!!!!

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



WINNER !!!!!!

Halle Berry
Halle Berry
Halle Berry
Halle Berry

:bounce:

Oh got damn weres my towel, weres my towel....



shit to late



:eek: in a word Swordfish


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Originally posted by Chister
Dieselmh > FYI, the only thing wrong with her.... 1. she still sleeps with her "Woobie" blanket that I gave to her when I was 5 and she was born...


SUUUURRRRRE! :D Don't lie, you know she's a phsycho, you're just trying to get her out of your hair! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Chister
Hey Dipshit. That's my sister you're talking about.:mad:

You try to set her up with LAME and then are mad about this question? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

She's got to have some cushion for the push'n :D

Originally posted by MattS


You try to set her up with LAME and then are mad about this question? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Naaah.... She's too good for him anyways...
I would never make her stoop down that such a low level.

Originally posted by Chister
Naaah.... She's too good for him anyways...
I would never make her stoop down that such a low level.

Exactly! ;) You need to find her someone that WHEELS! LAME is just a rare trail bitch if anything. :D

Wheelin is :rainbow:

Originally posted by MattS


Exactly! ;) You need to find her someone that WHEELS! LAME is just a rare trail bitch if anything. :D

Ren;t you still single?

Oh wait... you said find her someone that actually WHEELS....

So.. did you ever find out how many lug nuts you were supposed to use to get those 30" tires back on?

Originally posted by Chister


Ren;t you still single?

Oh wait... you said find her someone that actually WHEELS....

So.. did you ever find out how many lug nuts you were supposed to use to get those 30" tires back on?

Who's Ren;t? :confused:

Originally posted by MattS


Who's Ren;t? :confused:

Thats asshat for "arent"

Originally posted by Chister


Ren;t you still single?

Oh wait... you said find her someone that actually WHEELS....

So.. did you ever find out how many lug nuts you were supposed to use to get those 30" tires back on?

No

I do.

:confused:

Originally posted by MattS


No

I do.

:confused:

Bullcrap. No woman would have you.

Bullcrap. You wheel as often as I do... at least I can admit it.

That's the truth.

She has a pretty face!

(but her ass is wide as a volkswagon)

Size doesn't matter, it's proportioning that counts.
I've seen some big women that are hot, just the same as I have seen some that have the "ideal" size but just weren't.

How many times have you seen one and she really "turned your crank", but wasn't pretty. Some women have it, others don't.

Personality and a smile can do alot for any one's looks, or percieved looks.

Just something about some women that are sexy.

True man, theres a chick my wife hangs out with she has something that is just really attractive, one of my friends said something about her not being attractive, but I dont know she seems pretty hot when shes ready for a night out, usually gets plenty of attention from men too.

Originally posted by Chister
Bullcrap. No woman would have you.

Bullcrap. You wheel as often as I do... at least I can admit it.

That's the truth.

See here: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127593&perpage=50&pagenumber=4

and here: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=148277&pagenumber=2

And that's the truth. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by MattS


See here: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127593&perpage=50&pagenumber=4

and here: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=148277&pagenumber=2

And that's the truth. :flipoff2:

So what did you do... Pay Chem442 $50 bucks to chop you into a photo with a hot woman? You really are grasping, Old Man.

Originally posted by Chister
So what did you do... Pay Chem442 $50 bucks to chop you into a photo with a hot woman? You really are grasping, Old Man.

:flipoff2:

This is exactly what I'm talking about

Originally posted by gunracer1
i still love the " 36,24,36 only if she is 5'3"

Couldn't find it in 5'3" but I came close at 5'5" ;)

As for those "hot" women that are single digit sizes and have "huge racks" well that's like wheeling 38's on stock CJ2A axles, something is going to BREAK! Throw in my body type, 6'2" and 220lbs and well you see what I'm getting at... Besides faces sag, bodies spread out and sag, hair turns grey and falls out, and crazy will always be crazy! BUT behind every great man stands a great woman not a "hot" woman.

Death of a single dad, what can I say she had ALL the right answers: I don't care how big of a shop you have.... Looks like we'll need an eight car garage (when I told here I wanted to build a CJ-7)... I'd rather have a 3/4-ton Suburban than that (a minivan, after I explained what a 3/4-ton was)... My family has a vacation home up on Whitefishlake (Montana), ect.... :D

But seriously folks, look a little deeper I wish I would have the first two times. Yep, third time IS the charm :laughing:

I've met some very attractive plumpers. Pretty women come in all shapes and sizes. I prefer mine smaller but I'm a manwhore so you know how that goes.

:D

Hef

I like my women like I like my steak... brown on the out side, pink in the middle, and nice and thick.. :D



Here is one of my favorite movie quotes of all times from the movie "Beautiful Girls".

"Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved.....These are not real women, alright? They are beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, alright? But you guys think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching this commitment.Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around, he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him"

Originally posted by LAME
Is that the universal term for a gal that could be hot if she wasn't adding the Freshman 15, and then some.

What's a Freshman 15?


It's all about proportion. Sexy women come in most sizes.

Originally posted by Paul Gagnon


What's a Freshman 15?


It's all about proportion. Sexy women come in most sizes.

Typically, when those hot, delicious nubile young 18 year old perfect High school seniors go to college... they tend to put on at least 15 pounds within a few weeks of arriving at college.

Originally posted by Chister


Typically, when those hot, delicious nubile young 18 year old perfect High school seniors go to college... they tend to put on at least 15 pounds within a few weeks of arriving at college.

15 pounds ain't shit, if you guys don't want them send them my way.

Okay, I'll say this on the topic of bigger women vs. smaller women. I've had both types, big and small. I'm like 5'10" and 145 lbs. (PDaddy can attest to this), so I'm a skinny sumbitch. My wife is about 5'8" and about 200 lbs, but GODDAMN I think she's hot.

And another important thing about the "fat girl". Generally the fat girl feels like she has to make something up to you, because she isn't that size 2 that society tells her she should be. So, to make it up to you, she'll suck the dick just a *little* bit harder, and maybe get just a *little* bit kinkier in the bedroom. Now, this isn't set in stone, but it's a fairly good rule of thumb.

here's a picture from her X-mas party last year.

http://pics.montypics.com/lorddefile/2003-06-19/1056007813_DSC02875.jpg

yeah...she is attractive...but YOU are ucking fugly! :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

She is attractive....snatched a good one up!!

So do you guys only find larger gals attractive?

The gal has to have something that initiates your intrest, so that you want to get to know 'em, and find out if they are nutball, or cool.

Also, if a "skinny" gal came up and talked to you would you just assume she sucks in bed, or is a bitch?


:flipoff2:

I'm just asking. I can't be picky, myself, but I have been pretty damn lucky on all the hotties I have dated.:D

Hell, all they gotta do is breath and say hi to me and I'll follow em around like a puppy.:flipoff2:

I would not go more then 150lbs/175 at best.and she would have to be pretty damn cute at 175..Being good in bed is a HUGE factor.If she sucks in bed toss it aside no matter how hot..Also the other thing is how does she look the morning after?My buddy's g/f in the morning is SOOO UGLY!!AAAUUGGGHH,,would not want to wake up to that.makes ya wnat to chew your arm off to get away.she's pretty good with alot make-up on.

Oh,,I'll second the motion that halle berry is sooo hot is swordfish,,and what nice beeewbies she has:bounce2: :bounce:

No i don't only find larger women attractive but i tend to look for larger women to date more so than skinny ones.

I'll talk to just about any girl that comes up to talk to me. Im not ONLY attractive to one kind of girl...but i just like it one type of girl alot better (my experiences with females).

As the saying goes...you usually marry someone that looks like your mom or dad (depending on your sex). My mom is a tall, full figured (ya she is big..but not unattractive at all), and is portional).

You all know there is one girl in your mind who has the perfect figure to you. From her head to her toes (with maybe tiny flaws but nothing to throw her out of bed for kind of deal).

Boney chicks suck. A girl had damn well be curvy. I want something soft and smooth to have late at night. If you want something with bones and rock hard, date a guy

p.s. men who don't like curvey wimmen are :rainbow: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by zakk
Boney chicks suck. A girl had damn well be curvy. I want something soft and smooth to have late at night. If you want something with bones and rock hard, date a guy

p.s. men who don't like curvey wimmen are :rainbow: :flipoff2:


Well said my firend... well said :D

Originally posted by LAME
So do you guys only find larger gals attractive?

The gal has to have something that initiates your intrest, so that you want to get to know 'em, and find out if they are nutball, or cool.

Also, if a "skinny" gal came up and talked to you would you just assume she sucks in bed, or is a bitch?


:flipoff2:

I'm just asking. I can't be picky, myself, but I have been pretty damn lucky on all the hotties I have dated.:D

I find all sorts of women attractive except for the extreme ends of the spectrum. There is more to being attractive than being a certain size. Women are all different (except for being mental ;)) so there is no one specific body type, hair colour or look etc that I am attracted to and no one that turns me off.

Originally posted by Chister


Typically, when those hot, delicious nubile young 18 year old perfect High school seniors go to college... they tend to put on at least 15 pounds within a few weeks of arriving at college.

A few weeks?? BS. It takes longer than that, trust me.

Originally posted by JeepingGirlfriend


A few weeks?? BS. It takes longer than that, trust me.

In the frozen tundra it happens over winter, and come spring, there are a ton of girls, but the same number as before.

Never went for the small skinny ladies. I have these fears of accidentally splitting them like a wishbone or stabbing myself to death on their hips or elbows.

Curvy means curvy... my wife, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, Salma Hayek, and the pre-annorexia Jennifer Connelly all use their well-placed chub to enhance my own.

!Vivan las Chichis!

Originally posted by LAME


In the frozen tundra it happens over winter, and come spring, there are a ton of girls, but the same number as before.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:laughing: Yep! :laughing:

Me and the girls...

Originally posted by LAME


In the frozen tundra it happens over winter, and come spring, there are a ton of girls, but the same number as before.

Back in my day, we referred to it as the "sweats syndrome" - that's when they've all outgrown everything they own EXCEPT for sweats by Thanksgiving.


TEX

Originally posted by LAME


In the frozen tundra it happens over winter, and come spring, there are a ton of girls, but the same number as before.

If you half-bibbed idjits wouldn't slop them hogs three times a day that wouldn't happen. You can't just let em out to graze after they've been corn-fed that long.:flipoff2:

bob that picture is disturbing

Jamie is a little guy, plus he wears funny rubber shoes! :flipoff2:


(Hey man my wife and daughter are in Branson this weekend! Thx again for the tickets!)

Originally posted by Bobzooki
Me and the girls...

:eek:


That reminds me of a song-
..." talk about mudflaps MY GIRL'S GOT 'EM " :flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME


In the frozen tundra it happens over winter, and come spring, there are a ton of girls, but the same number as before.

I think *spring* is more than a few weeks after school starts (September). Thus my point is proven. More than a few weeks.

Big butts drive me nuts!

Rather have a big gal tht's willin' to please than a skinny gal that makes ya beg.

I think this thread is a "beggars can't be choosers" type deal. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME
I think this thread is a "beggars can't be choosers" type deal. :flipoff2:

You forgot the <------ pointing at yourself :flipoff2:

:flipoff2:

I hosed a really fat chick once. Holy damn it was ugly. I have to say though - she bobbed on my thing like it was the last one she was ever gonna see. Hard to beat that performance.

Too bad I can't tell everyone.

:D

Originally posted by Pdaddy
Jamie is a little guy, plus he wears funny rubber shoes! :flipoff2:


(Hey man my wife and daughter are in Branson this weekend! Thx again for the tickets!)

No prob dude. I got a new job, tho (working at the yota dealer in springfield). And that's for the compliments, assmaster!

I am torn because

Biology = big thick girls that are healthy and can birth youngins like a rabbit

Society = Super skinny, big boobs, little butt.

I am happy where I am...

:D

Anything this side of cottage cheese is sure to please.

Just about any female that still resembles a human female is attractive, it's written in the genetic code. All the rest is just society. Although, the emaciated, heroin-chic, psuedo-pedophilia skinny girl shit is the most overdone thing out there. Enough collarbones and ribs already! For fawk's sake, if there's more than 4 ribs showin, she's probably not even menstruating much less able to bear or suckle a child. How can that be hot? Means you're not feeding your harem is what it means.

Originally posted by rusted
Anything this side of cottage cheese is sure to please.

Just about any female that still resembles a human female is attractive, it's written in the genetic code. All the rest is just society. Although, the emaciated, heroin-chic, psuedo-pedophilia skinny girl shit is the most overdone thing out there. Enough collarbones and ribs already! For fawk's sake, if there's more than 4 ribs showin, she's probably not even menstruating much less able to bear or suckle a child. How can that be hot? Means you're not feeding your harem is what it means.

Not everyone wants 18 kids. I don't live on a farm, and it isn't 1865:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME


Not everyone wants 18 kids. I don't live on a farm, and it isn't 1865:flipoff2:

If you like fawkin' on a regular basis, then your sex drive says otherwise. ;) Can't deny the animal, he's stronger than your media-bitch personality. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by rusted


If you like fawkin' on a regular basis, then your sex drive says otherwise. ;) Can't deny the animal, he's stronger than your media-bitch personality. :flipoff2:

What?

Are you saying nonbutterbeasts don't like to fawk?

Originally posted by mobil1syn
bob that picture is disturbing

IIRC, I think you can blame Chem for that.

Originally posted by LAME


What?

Are you saying nonbutterbeasts don't like to fawk?


Bonebags get horny too??? I figured IF there were any skeleton chicks in farm country they could just use a corn cob!

Originally posted by mobil1syn
bob that picture is disturbing

I'll second that...and whats even worse is some guys like that..sorry,,good in bed or not,,non of that will make my wang hard..EEEEWWWW,,,that has to be smelly in the middle.legs on fire because of FRICTION!Still hooked on the skinny biotches..

Originally posted by mr4x42u


I'll second that...and whats even worse is some guys like that..sorry,,good in bed or not,,non of that will make my wang hard..EEEEWWWW,,,that has to be smelly in the middle.legs on fire because of FRICTION!Still hooked on the skinny biotches..

Ok, she's not that skinny. I can't see every fissure and channel in her humerus, through her taughtly stretched skin. :barf: Thin is fine, emaciated is nasty. When I see 20% of a females pelvis poking through her skin, I think Holocaust, not orgy.

Originally posted by LAME


What?

Are you saying nonbutterbeasts don't like to fawk?

Nah, the skinny flat-assed slut is an American icon, older than CK. :flipoff2: My first was a skinny little thing, of course she was very young as was I. It was a mad flurry of bones I tell ya.

Originally posted by mr4x42u

Still hooked on the skinny biotches..

That girl looks like she's 12! That ain't no woman!

Women have curves. But that said, the point at when the cellulite starts to dimple is when you take the bon-bons away.

Hey Gonzu, love your Avtar photo!!

And to the rest of you pork lubbers out there...

YOU'RE ALL CHUBBY CHASERS!!!!

Originally posted by ken
Hey Gonzu, love your Avtar photo!!

And to the rest of you pork lubbers out there...

YOU'RE ALL CHUBBY CHASERS!!!!

They just say they like fatty's because thats what they have.:flipoff2:

wahooooooooo

fat chick porn

http://www.norcalttora.com/~anthony/Funny%20Stuff/chicken%20stick%20lunch/Annie1002.jpg

Kind of funny yall consider that fat. I see nothing wrong with her really (face isn't all that cute but not fugly either).

that aint bad, looks like shes suckin her stomach in some. otherwise not too shabby. definitely some big bewbies. i'd prolly hit it.

Originally posted by yunaderis
wahooooooooo

fat chick porn

[IMG]I like pizza![IMG]

Fine you guys chase after that. I suggest WI or Iowa for best results

I would rather, like anyother sane guy, go after gals with this type of body:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Paul Gagnon


I find all sorts of women attractive except for the extreme ends of the spectrum. There is more to being attractive than being a certain size. Women are all different (except for being mental ;)) so there is no one specific body type, hair colour or look etc that I am attracted to and no one that turns me off.

TRANSLATION: "yeah id do just about anything with a pulse. so what??" :flipoff2: :flipoff2: j/k Paul

Originally posted by LAME


Fine you guys chase after that. I suggest WI or Iowa for best results

I would rather, like anyother sane guy, go after gals with this type of body:flipoff2:

NC has girls like that. (XL girl pic)

Anyone can have a body like hers with the right amount of airbrush :flipoff2:

Originally posted by yunaderis
wahooooooooo

fat chick porn



Ok....you need to learn the f**king rules around here. That pic either needs to be linked or this thread needs a 35% warning. You do this $hit all the time and it isn't allowed. :roxy:

Lame...you know the rules too ;)

sorry...while i was taking a break from wrenching on my truck and working, i must of over looked the rules on a message board..


thanks for correcting it for me

have a good weekend

isnt there a 35% in the title of this thread? That is afterall the only reason I opened it :D

I've encountered BOTH the skinny model wanna be, and the lotta lovin' type. IT'S ALL GOOD :p

Somebody find more pics of THIS average female, please :flipoff2:

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/gasp.jpeg

Originally posted by Drunk tank
isnt there a 35% in the title of this thread? That is afterall the only reason I opened it :D

I put it there after the pics were posted :roxy:

ooooohhhhhhhh :emb:

Originally posted by yunaderis
wahooooooooo

fat chick porn

http://www.norcalttora.com/~anthony/Funny%20Stuff/chicken%20stick%20lunch/Annie1002.jpg

im all over that!! seriously!! the skinny ones (like that chick on the hood of the ricer) those are like screwing a picket fence! not to mention i never met a super hot chick that i didnt want to stick a fork in her neck after about 5 minutes.

Originally posted by GonZu


Somebody find more pics of THIS average female, please :flipoff2:



dayumn... there definitely needs to be more pics of that. she's fizine. :drool:

Originally posted by LAME


Fine you guys chase after that. I suggest WI or Iowa for best results

I would rather, like anyother sane guy, go after gals with this type of body:flipoff2:


Are you sure she has enough forehead to satisfy your needs? :flipoff2:

Curvey doesnt not = fat unless a woman is telling you her single friend she wants you to meet is "Curvey"...

I can tell you one of the hottest chicks I've ever met was topping 300+. There was no physical attration but she just had a way of making me turned on.

On that note I like women to at least be in good healthy shape. That doesnt mean she has to be a size 2, Point in case is Carrie who's around 170 and mostly lean.

"Fat" girls do try harder in general. And no matter how you put thats always a better time regardless if its in bed or at the park.

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost



Are you sure she has enough forehead to satisfy your needs? :flipoff2:

Not quite, but at least she isn't pushing 2 bills.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by LAME


Not quite, but at least she isn't pushing 2 bills.:flipoff2:

You can't afford buck-and-change wimmenz :flipoff2:

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/9979.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :laughing: