Probably a repost, so :flipoff2: anyway:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN ........

1) Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible.

2) You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house.

3) You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.

4) Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring and is named Breeze.

5) You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a sperm donor.

6) You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference
between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

7) You know which restaurant serves the freshest
arugula.

8) A really great parking space can move you to
tears.

9) A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV
broadcast.

10) Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
else in the USA.

11) A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

12) Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 a.m. at
Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who
looks like George Clooney -- IS George Clooney.

13) Your car insurance costs as much as your house
payment.

14) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station about "Storm Watch 2003."

15) You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cell phones and/or
pagers.

16) It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
leave for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents.

17) Both you AND your dog have therapists.

18) The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls
out of your glass.

SIGH !!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SO SO true, California is a pit.:mad:

first off just let me say :flipoff2:
Originally posted by TEX
Probably a repost, so :flipoff2: anyway:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN ........

1) Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible. Been there, seen it!

2) You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house. Not quite true, but close.

3) You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English. YEP!

4) Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring and is named Breeze. As do half the kids in the class

5) You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a sperm donor. Again, been there.

6) You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference
between Sumatran and Ethiopian. Presonally, couldn't care less.

7) You know which restaurant serves the freshest
arugula. Freshest what?

8) A really great parking space can move you to
tears. Yep.

9) A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV
broadcast.

10) Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
else in the USA. Sad but true.

11) A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia
and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice. I didn't, but my wife did.

12) Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 a.m. at
Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who
looks like George Clooney -- IS George Clooney.

13) Your car insurance costs as much as your house
payment.

14) It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station about "Storm Watch 2003."

15) You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cell phones and/or
pagers.

16) It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
leave for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents. Don't even get me started on this one!!!

17) Both you AND your dog have therapists. No, my dog IS my therapist.

18) The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls
out of your glass. Since when do you put ice in beer?

Originally posted by WindRider
first off just let me say :flipoff2:


And???????? :p


TEX

Damned cry better than Misery!

Damn the truth Hurts:( :( :(

Hopefully we can recall Gay davis!!!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Stix
SO SO true, California is a pit.:mad:


And you're still here why? :flipoff2: :D

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:( I agree with most of that, but at least it will be 102 today!:p

Originally posted by Tom Boyd
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:( I agree with most of that, but at least it will be 102 today!:p

and your happy about the temp??

Originally posted by Scott Jensen


and your happy about the temp??

Yep, for a couple days I like it. Dont worry it should only be about 98-99 in UC. :laughing:

you forgot one:

You know you're in Kaliphornia when 1" of snow closes down all major highways and schools :rolleyes:

Actually i think you're just jealous your state hasn't joined the USSA yet, just wait cause you know what they say... everyone follows Kaliphornia :flipoff2:

oh yeah

also can't forget the "founding Fathers" are now the "founding framers" :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Bigburlyclothedguy
Damned cry better than Misery!

So start a stereotypical thread about Missouri then :p


TEX

OK...
if you live in Missouri one leg is shorter than the other.


well thats the only one i have...my gramps told me that one. he was raised in jeff city, wich explains the joke.

I wish they would split the state...Nor cal and South Cal..

fresno north...

give so cal SF bay and nor cal the valley , sacto, napa... ect

Nor cal would be a republican run state and do fine.... I bet we would be one of the greatest states .... All we would have to deal with are the fruitie folks in Arcata...

you would see how fast Bueracrates sp die in office

Mike-

If the state was split, Norcal would run out of money! Oh wait, the state is already out of money.

Okay, since davis is in Sacto, you get him, we get some actor down here.

Where is Montana?

Originally posted by Bigburlyclothedguy
If the state was split, Norcal would run out of money! Oh wait, the state is already out of money.

Okay, since davis is in Sacto, you get him, we get some actor down here.

Where is Montana?

http://web.isomedia.com/images/us-map.gif

It's the one with the MT is it.

Originally posted by Bigburlyclothedguy
Okay, since davis is in Sacto, you get him, we get some actor down here.



that's ok... we'd change placerville back to hangtown and take that gay fag queer there and hang his ass!

you guys would have the schwartz, use the schwartz lone star :flipoff2:

Originally posted by BnTMike
I wish they would split the state...Nor cal and South Cal..

fresno north...

give so cal SF bay and nor cal the valley , sacto, napa... ect

Nor cal would be a republican run state and do fine.... I bet we would be one of the greatest states .... All we would have to deal with are the fruitie folks in Arcata...

you would see how fast Bueracrates sp die in office

Mike-


Screw you !!!!!!!!!! :flipoff2: NorCal has to keep SF Bay. Ain't
none of us down here in SoCal want anything to do with that
toilet bowl. :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



Screw you !!!!!!!!!! :flipoff2: NorCal has to keep SF Bay. Ain't
none of us down here in SoCal want anything to do with that
toilet bowl. :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

ah we should just drop a couple bombs on it... it's all landfill anyways, i guess we could warn a few people in the bay beforehand that are *ok* :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Bigburlyclothedguy
If the state was split, Norcal would run out of money! Oh wait, the state is already out of money.


you know how much moeny we would make from selling you our water......you think how much you charged us for electricity was bad :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: payback is a bitch :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Danger Ranger


ah we should just drop a couple bombs on it... it's all landfill anyways, i guess we could warn a few people in the bay beforehand that are *ok* :flipoff2:

Thanks:flipoff2:

As to Nor Cal being a Reublican state I say

Berkeley
San Francisco
Oakland
Marin County
Guernville(SP?)


I think not, but we keep working on it:p

Originally posted by Tom Boyd


Thanks:flipoff2:

As to Nor Cal being a Reublican state I say

Berkeley
San Francisco
Oakland
Marin County
Guernville(SP?)


I think not, but we keep working on it:p

actually if we blow up san fran 75% of guerneville and the russian river area problems would be gone. That place is mostly inbred redneck mofo's and all those rich turd burglers from san fran/bay area invaded it by buying summer homes and resorts there.

I used to kick it with the hillbillies in the russian river area, they know how to party :D

Originally posted by 84xcabyoda



you know how much moeny we would make from selling you our water......you think how much you charged us for electricity was bad :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: payback is a bitch :flipoff2:

We don't have any electricity down here, it was the kanucks at BPA and Enron selling Pacific Northwest energy to us!. We got hosed too, aye.

We already stole all the water rights that we need thankyou!

Is the weather nice in Minnesota?

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



Screw you !!!!!!!!!! :flipoff2: NorCal has to keep SF Bay. Ain't
none of us down here in SoCal want anything to do with that
toilet bowl. :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
Hey now, some of us that live in the burb's or "Ranching towns" of the bay need some place to go to :(

But like this one
2) You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house.


I WISH! it would make living here a lot nicer!