I was at work today at the Caverns of Sonora today. Was giving my first tour of the day and had to have the most stupidest person in the world on my tour:rolleyes: First he started by leaning against the wall, when the first thing I said before we went into the cave was do not touch anything...Then a minute or two later he started off down some other trail and I had to go get this dipshist. He said he was just seeing what was down there:mad: Next he wanted me to break a formation to see what happens...its a damn rock made of calcite...whats is supposed to do...dissapear:flipoff:. Finally his dad asked him what his "Major malfunction is"...reminded me of Full Metal Jacket...and this kid isent like 5, he was like 17-18:rolleyes:

On the good side and a more cruiser related note, I gave a tour to a ex-toyota dealership sales men from Ft Worth. He knew everything about cruisers. Knew right off the bat mine was a pre 74 cruiser. Noticed the front discs, the sm420 and all that stuff...that was the last tour of the day and also the highlight of it:D

Joseph

Originally posted by TxCruzr
I was at work today at the Caverns of Sonora today. Was giving my first tour of the day and had to have the most stupidest person in the world on my tour:rolleyes: First he started by leaning against the wall, when the first thing I said before we went into the cave was do not touch anything...Then a minute or two later he started off down some other trail and I had to go get this dipshist. He said he was just seeing what was down there:mad: Next he wanted me to break a formation to see what happens...its a damn rock made of calcite...whats is supposed to do...dissapear:flipoff:. Finally his dad asked him what his "Major malfunction is"...reminded me of Full Metal Jacket...and this kid isent like 5, he was like 17-18:rolleyes:

On the good side and a more cruiser related note, I gave a tour to a ex-toyota dealership sales men from Ft Worth. He knew everything about cruisers. Knew right off the bat mine was a pre 74 cruiser. Noticed the front discs, the sm420 and all that stuff...that was the last tour of the day and also the highlight of it:D

Joseph

That place is cool! Is there a special tour for people that work there? Can you go more places?

Originally posted by wngrog


That place is cool! Is there a special tour for people that work there? Can you go more places?

Look at Nolan trying to get the inside hook-up on the Fellow Cruiserhead tour....LOL....go for it Nolan!

I can pretty much go where I want to a limited extent though.
They now have the Wild Tours where you get to go off trail and do some fun stuff. There are 3 different levels and the 3rd one there is some repeling. Its somewhere from $100-$200 I think. I get it free though:flipoff2:, so if anyone is ever in the area let me know...you have to have like a 2 week notice though.

Joseph

Originally posted by SpongeMan


Look at Nolan trying to get the inside hook-up on the Fellow Cruiserhead tour....LOL....go for it Nolan!

HELL YAH!!! GO NOLEN!!

pimp it for all its worth :grinpimp: :grinpimp: :grinpimp: :grinpimp:

Nolen, I also tried to pimp your 45 off onto him since he is from your area...He liked the idea but I think his wife was reaching for the glock:D

Joseph

Joseph,

You've got to love were you live!!! We just got back from the Slab at Kingsland and that was beautiful! Do you have some good wheeling spots there?

I am 60 miles south of Twin Buttes which is outside of San Angelo. Thats a pretty good place to wheel. There is also a place behind the boys ranch that they go wheel at but I've never been.

Around my house there are not any real rocks. There was a rig that they had by my house theat I would go crawl over some of their rocks but its been leveled now(same place I tested my rockers:D )
I've been talking to some local ranchers to see if I can play in their caleatchie pits(sp?) but I haven't hear back from them:D

Joseph

Originally posted by TxCruzr
I can pretty much go where I want to a limited extent though.
They now have the Wild Tours where you get to go off trail and do some fun stuff. There are 3 different levels and the 3rd one there is some repeling. Its somewhere from $100-$200 I think. I get it free though:flipoff2:, so if anyone is ever in the area let me know...you have to have like a 2 week notice though.

Joseph

I'd jump on that like Bill Clinton on an ugly intern :D

I'm going to...I don't let free things go to waste:D
Just need someone that wants to spend some money to go on one...also I checked on the prices and the highest is $100 I think.

Joseph