: Worst porno movie titles


pirate
07-10-2003, 02:54 PM
What are some of the worst porno movie titles you have heard of?

Here are some:

• ET: The Extra Testicle
• Dude, Where's my dildo?
• Big Trouble in Little Vagina
• Prime Cuts - One fell into the poo-poo's nest
• May the foreskin be with you
• Sperms Of Endearment
• Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
and of course
• Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty, Brazilian Bitches

SanDiegoCJ
07-10-2003, 02:55 PM
"On Golden Blonde". :D :D :D

zakk
07-10-2003, 02:56 PM
auto falacio

you don't want to know what was on the box :barf:

Deep South Cruisers
07-10-2003, 02:57 PM
Rambone

Sully
07-10-2003, 02:58 PM
Tyrannosaurus Sex
Romancing the Bone
The Golden (shower) Girls

Spank
07-10-2003, 02:59 PM
Shaving Ryan's Privates
American Booty

SanDiegoCJ
07-10-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Spank
Shaving Ryan's Privates




:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: ROTFLMAO

tjosha
07-10-2003, 03:02 PM
Yank My Doodle It's a Dandy was the first porno I ever saw when I went away to college. Most people think I'm making it up when I tell them what the title was.

TO

76lcforty
07-10-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by tjosha
Yank My Doodle It's a Dandy was the first porno I ever saw when I went away to college. Most people think I'm making it up when I tell them what the title was.

TO

you never saw a porno until you went to college??:flipoff2:

tjosha
07-10-2003, 03:07 PM
I said the first one in "college".

APRILRAZZ
07-10-2003, 03:10 PM
Do remember Beaver and Buttface?

Spank
07-10-2003, 03:13 PM
Jurassic Pork

Spank
07-10-2003, 03:14 PM
Teabagger Vance :laughing:
Moulin Splooge
Willie Wanker and the fudge Packing factory

TR
07-10-2003, 03:54 PM
Head Cleaner

81_4xToy
07-10-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Spank
willy wanker and the fudge packing factory



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!



"Herman the one-eyed german, the lad with the turle neck sweater"
"shavin private Hymen"

jhughes
07-10-2003, 04:11 PM
"Hanna Does Her Sisters"

G_Stratton
07-10-2003, 04:11 PM
A Fist Full of Bimbos.

AGGIECJ-7
07-10-2003, 04:17 PM
forgot about FORREST HUMP...

HNRYS69
07-10-2003, 04:19 PM
Forrest Hump

Moby
07-10-2003, 04:21 PM
The all anal adventures of Suzy Super Slut.
:eek:

K10gearhead
07-10-2003, 04:50 PM
Between the Cheeks :flipoff2:

DEnd
07-10-2003, 05:06 PM
Plan 69 From Outer Space


by far the funniest pron of all time... Not that I've seen it though. :flipoff2:

GonPostal
07-10-2003, 05:12 PM
"Wangnito the Wonder Donkey"

montezuma
07-10-2003, 05:21 PM
Snatch Adams

nailhead
07-10-2003, 05:31 PM
Charlie's Anal's

Meet Joe's Black

larryboy
07-10-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Mike_Lib
THE SONORA POSSE AND THE BACKDOOR BUDDIES PART II

close...and the winner is...............................:D

Suprsizit
07-10-2003, 07:25 PM
How bout

Route 69

7 Magnificent Inches

High Nooner

:p

Richard
07-10-2003, 07:29 PM
Quick Rick Private Dick
Babes in Boy Land :D

psychotoy
07-10-2003, 07:49 PM
I'm too busy making them fawkers!:flipoff2: , you can take any disney movie and make it sound dirty, for instance bedknobs and broomsticks, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, theres more, I just can't think of any

M.Martian
07-10-2003, 08:06 PM
In Deanna Jones

RockHound
07-10-2003, 08:21 PM
Anal loadlickers :barf:

spot
07-10-2003, 11:03 PM
Stumps
lets just say they are the war amps of the porn industry and they know how to use there missing parts

FlatBroke1
07-11-2003, 02:06 AM
Edward Penishands (Edward Scissorhands)


Anal Leap (Quantam Leap)

Frankie_Bones
07-11-2003, 02:20 AM
Piss Guzzling Grannies :barf:

Haole
07-11-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by TR
Head Cleaner

Let me guess, all you saw was snow? Did it come with a bottle and a q-tip?

FaustKnight
07-11-2003, 04:10 AM
Snatch Buckler

Freaky Pirates....skurry

Mo
07-11-2003, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Spank
Shaving Ryan's Privates


right next to "To Live and Shave in LA"

:laughing:

CJ Shark
07-11-2003, 07:58 AM
Muffy the Vampire Layer

KSL
07-11-2003, 03:50 PM
Dick Man and Throbin'

XJUSA
07-11-2003, 04:00 PM
"Grüße aus der Lederhose" :D

Try to translate ! :flipoff2:

WillyPete
07-11-2003, 05:00 PM
chicks who suck dick and take it up the ass... vol. 17

animator
07-11-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by XJUSA
"Grüße aus der Lederhose" :D

Try to translate ! :flipoff2:

Greetings from my underware?? :flipoff2:

APRILRAZZ
07-11-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by it'll fit
Dick Man and Throbin'
That was a John Holmes flick if I remember right.

APRILRAZZ
07-11-2003, 07:06 PM
Sex bed teen bikini virgin serf beach ball bash

joefear7
07-11-2003, 08:36 PM
how about..... Yo Queiro Taco Smell

balzackks84
07-11-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by XJUSA
"Grüße aus der Lederhose" :D

Try to translate ! :flipoff2:

Big in my pants.

Large in my pants.

Something along those lines.

Dychen
07-11-2003, 10:16 PM
The Bare Wench Project
Ass fawkers v. 2

Toyofast
07-11-2003, 11:38 PM
My wifes favorite to date.........









Tit-Tantic

Let's just say it has enough boobies to feed me for a life time:grinpimp:

ukjeeper
07-12-2003, 02:14 AM
WTF?!?!?! :confused: 2 whole pages, and no-one mentions:

http://flesh-gordon.cinephiles.net/images/flesh_gordon_dvd.jpg

Featuring:

Flesh Gordon
Dale Ardor
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff
Emperor Wang the perverted
Chief Nellie
Amora, Queen of Magic
Prince Precious


Where they fly to the Planet Porno to save the Earth from Wang's evil sex ray, fighting the hideous Penisaurus monster, and the Rapist Robots!!


Its soooo bad, its great!! :D

rockwrangler
07-12-2003, 08:48 AM
Fisting of fury (:eek: know that was a big BOX:eek: )

Ernist goes to girls school

NOODLES
07-12-2003, 12:03 PM
The fat and the Furry. Starring thin weaseldick
And cuming soon. 2 fat and 2 furry

Kitty Cat
07-12-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by noodles
The fat and the Furry. Starring thin weaseldick
And cuming soon. 2 fat and 2 furry

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: