So I went to the liquor store up the street. This is a mom an pop place owned by a Korean couple. Place is kind of ghetto. Bare concrete floors. Needed paint 20 years ago. Got way to much stuff in there to easily get around. The building is on a hill so the back is like 2 stories so no back door. Everything has to be loaded in and out of the front doors.

I make it a habbit to check bottles at the back of the shelf. Often you can find a bottle that's been back there for 2 years with a old price lable that is less then the bottle up at the front. Scored some Beam black lable and saved 2 bucks. Had to be 3 years old from the amount of dust. Headed back towards the front to pay for it.

Anyway the place is pretty busy. The main wide isle to the back where the coolers is has a line of 5-6 people waiting on some fawk to buy his lotto tcikets, cash three, etc. Got about 5 of everything. Keeping the wife busy at the register.

So these young guys are getting a keg. They had already paid. They are standing in the back next to the walk in cooler with their keg. The husband is trying to get this line to clear out of the way to get a hand truck back to haul this keg out but some customer grabs him asking for something.

Some young Road Whore looking girl comes in the door with a stroller with a kid that's maybe 1 year old in it passed out drooling on his shoulder. Trashy looking girl that looked like she cut her own hair with a pair of dull sisors then did a suicide blond dye. Peirced eyelid and belly shirt with pot belly hanging out. Pretty nasty.

Like I said this place is packed with crap and half the isles are barely wide enough to get this stroller through. So she cuts over a isle to try to get around the line of people. This isle has a big beer display. You know stacks of cases with some advertisement crap on the top. This had some spining sign and light up beer sign deal. To get power to it they had to run a extension cord from the next isle over. To try to keep people from tripping on the cord they threw a runner rug over the cord.

Any way the guys buying the keg get tired of waiting on the owner to bring the hand truck. So the bigger of the guys hoists this keg up on his shoulder. He cuts over a isle to try to avoid the line of people. Same isle the road whore has the stroller in.

This keg is more then this guy was counting on and he's busting a nut to deal with it. One bud is trying to steady the keg behind him. He's more or less shuffling trying to get this thing out on his shoulder. Gets to that damn runner rug and trips on the cord and dumps that full keg of beer into the stroller!

:eek:

and that's it? that's the story?


is there an end to it?

Originally posted by Grim Reaper
So I went to the liquor store up the street. This is a mom an pop place owned by a Korean couple. Place is kind of ghetto. Bare concrete floors. Needed paint 20 years ago. Got way to much stuff in there to easily get around. The building is on a hill so the back is like 2 stories so no back door. Everything has to be loaded in and out of the front doors.

I make it a habbit to check bottles at the back of the shelf. Often you can find a bottle that's been back there for 2 years with a old price lable that is less then the bottle up at the front. Scored some Beam black lable and saved 2 bucks. Had to be 3 years old from the amount of dust. Headed back towards the front to pay for it.

Anyway the place is pretty busy. The main wide isle to the back where the coolers is has a line of 5-6 people waiting on some fawk to buy his lotto tcikets, cash three, etc. Got about 5 of everything. Keeping the wife busy at the register.

So these young guys are getting a keg. They had already paid. They are standing in the back next to the walk in cooler with their keg. The husband is trying to get this line to clear out of the way to get a hand truck back to haul this keg out but some customer grabs him asking for something.

Some young Road Whore looking girl comes in the door with a stroller with a kid that's maybe 1 year old in it passed out drooling on his shoulder. Trashy looking girl that looked like she cut her own hair with a pair of dull sisors then did a suicide blond dye. Peirced eyelid and belly shirt with pot belly hanging out. Pretty nasty.

Like I said this place is packed with crap and half the isles are barely wide enough to get this stroller through. So she cuts over a isle to try to get around the line of people. This isle has a big beer display. You know stacks of cases with some advertisement crap on the top. This had some spining sign and light up beer sign deal. To get power to it they had to run a extension cord from the next isle over. To try to keep people from tripping on the cord they threw a runner rug over the cord.

Any way the guys buying the keg get tired of waiting on the owner to bring the hand truck. So the bigger of the guys hoists this keg up on his shoulder. He cuts over a isle to try to avoid the line of people. Same isle the road whore has the stroller in.

This keg is more then this guy was counting on and he's busting a nut to deal with it. One bud is trying to steady the keg behind him. He's more or less shuffling trying to get this thing out on his shoulder. Gets to that damn runner rug and trips on the cord and dumps that full keg of beer into the stroller!

:eek:

but the baby was ok cause it was light beer, right?

Originally posted by Binder79


but the baby was ok cause it was light beer, right?

I shouldn't laugh, but that was really funny.... :laughing:

that seems like a hell of a long joke to type out for a punchline that weak.......unless it really happened, then I am an asshole

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


I shouldn't laugh, but that was really funny.... :laughing:
Thats the real punch line. The way I know it is a dad buys 12er puts the baby in the back and throws the 12er in the back seat , landing on the baby.

Originally posted by Binder79

Thats the real punch line. The way I know it is a dad buys 12er puts the baby in the back and throws the 12er in the back seat , landing on the baby.


But you had to post up the puch line that quick. :flipoff2::flipoff2:

Originally posted by mkbruin
that seems like a hell of a long joke to type out for a punchline that weak.......unless it really happened, then I am an asshole It is weak, it never happened, and sorry but you are.:flipoff2:

But remember...its not my joke, I just gave up the punchline:D

ahhhh, fawk it, I'll admit it, I am an asshole reguardless!




and fawking JSA won't tell me what I have to do in order to join the union!

Umm so is the baby dead or what??? :confused: Seems to me like that would f that kid up.

that story sucked

yall need to cut ol grimmy some slack.

he already said he bought a bottle of beam at the store..

he has obviously been hitting it :flipoff2:

Originally posted by mkbruin
ahhhh, fawk it, I'll admit it, I am an asshole reguardless!




and fawking JSA won't tell me what I have to do in order to join the union!

We're doing your background check as we speak, we'll be calling you in a day or so for a polygraph.:flipoff2:

this is one of those..."haha, you had to be there" stories. But i know the kind of stores your talking about so i bet is was funny. I was at one and this black dude was so drunk he left his $30 change on the counter, so i got free rum!!

Originally posted by Camotoy
Umm so is the baby dead or what??? :confused: Seems to me like that would f that kid up.
Yeah it was light beer dude!

WOW :rolleyes: