rusted
08-05-2003, 09:02 AM
From Neil Boortz online:
http://www.boortz.com/nealznuz.htm
TEXAS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED
Sheila Jackson Lee, the incredibly dense congresswoman from Houston, Texas, has done it again. What in the hell do they have in the water down there that would cause people to vote for this ridiculous human being anyway?
You do remember what this absurd woman did several years ago, don’t you? NASA, which happens to be headquartered in Houston, was having a press conference to discuss an unmanned vehicle that was on its way to the planet Mars. Ms. Sheila Jackson Lee astounded every third-grader in her district by asking if that Mars explorer would be able to get a picture of that American flag that the astronauts left up there. Your government schools at work, I guess.
Well .. here’s the latest from the Shame of Texas. Sheila Jackson Lee is upset with all of the white names they’re giving Hurricanes. No … I’m not kidding. I could work for weeks and not come up with anything so ridiculously stupid. She really is upset about all of those white names, and she wants some black names stuck in there. Let’s see … we could have Hurricane Lakeisha. Then there’s Hurricane Beotis. Hurricane Beotis would come by its name in an odd way. A reporter could ask a black weatherman “What is the name of that Hurricane?” The weatherman could respond “its name be Otis.” :eek: :laughing: :laughing:
Uh oh. Am I being insensitive here? Well … good! I’m trying to be. A stupid idea such as this should only be met by derision.
Hey, as long as we’re giving black names to hurricanes, why not use some the names of some famous blacks? Hurricane Snoop Dog has a ring to it. A small tropical storm that doesn’t amount to much could be named Hurricane Puff Diddy. If some hurricane is developing a path that could take around the South of Florida and bring it in the back door, we could name that one Hurricane Kobe.
The sad truth here is that the people who live in Sheila Jackson Lees district might as well be unrepresented in Washington. How is any serious policy maker going to listen to anything this woman proposes without saying to themselves, “Yeah, this is the same woman who thinks that astronauts visited Mars and who wants black names on hurricanes. Let’s really pay attention to what she has to say.”
By the way, did you hear about Hurricane J-Lo? The real damage was done by the trailing edge.
I got some Red Rock ginger ale in my nose. That sheyot hurts!
http://www.boortz.com/nealznuz.htm
TEXAS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED
Sheila Jackson Lee, the incredibly dense congresswoman from Houston, Texas, has done it again. What in the hell do they have in the water down there that would cause people to vote for this ridiculous human being anyway?
You do remember what this absurd woman did several years ago, don’t you? NASA, which happens to be headquartered in Houston, was having a press conference to discuss an unmanned vehicle that was on its way to the planet Mars. Ms. Sheila Jackson Lee astounded every third-grader in her district by asking if that Mars explorer would be able to get a picture of that American flag that the astronauts left up there. Your government schools at work, I guess.
Well .. here’s the latest from the Shame of Texas. Sheila Jackson Lee is upset with all of the white names they’re giving Hurricanes. No … I’m not kidding. I could work for weeks and not come up with anything so ridiculously stupid. She really is upset about all of those white names, and she wants some black names stuck in there. Let’s see … we could have Hurricane Lakeisha. Then there’s Hurricane Beotis. Hurricane Beotis would come by its name in an odd way. A reporter could ask a black weatherman “What is the name of that Hurricane?” The weatherman could respond “its name be Otis.” :eek: :laughing: :laughing:
Uh oh. Am I being insensitive here? Well … good! I’m trying to be. A stupid idea such as this should only be met by derision.
Hey, as long as we’re giving black names to hurricanes, why not use some the names of some famous blacks? Hurricane Snoop Dog has a ring to it. A small tropical storm that doesn’t amount to much could be named Hurricane Puff Diddy. If some hurricane is developing a path that could take around the South of Florida and bring it in the back door, we could name that one Hurricane Kobe.
The sad truth here is that the people who live in Sheila Jackson Lees district might as well be unrepresented in Washington. How is any serious policy maker going to listen to anything this woman proposes without saying to themselves, “Yeah, this is the same woman who thinks that astronauts visited Mars and who wants black names on hurricanes. Let’s really pay attention to what she has to say.”
By the way, did you hear about Hurricane J-Lo? The real damage was done by the trailing edge.
I got some Red Rock ginger ale in my nose. That sheyot hurts!