Don't try this at home. :laughing:

Jimmy :beer:

An Australian Outback type walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says, "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my privates unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The Aussie crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head.

The alligator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. !

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar...

A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with that beer bottle."

Originally posted by Dog House
A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with that beer bottle."

Convulsive laughter... :D

A man sees an ad in the paper offering 500.00 to do scientific research involving having sex with a gorilla.

They guy calls up and says "I'll do it under 3 conditions:

1. The Gorilla must be female.

2. The Gorilla must be tame.

3. I can give you the 500.00 in monthly payments.




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