I scratched my decals up when I was driving my Zuk through some jerks flowerbed. Do you know where I can get some "new" stock decals. I know this question seems lame but I really like them and I want to keep my lil' truck looking nice and fresh as long as possible.

Originally posted by ZookerDood
I scratched my decals up when I was driving my Zuk through some jerks flowerbed. Do you know where I can get some "new" stock decals. I know this question seems lame but I really like them and I want to keep my lil' truck looking nice and fresh as long as possible.


Who is this really? Bill, Dave, tusker? You guys playin around again? :confused:

There goes the Funkin Neighbor hood again:rolleyes:

:rainbow:

Blow that up real big, print it, and tape it on the side. :D

All I'm asking is if anyone knows of any dealerships or aftermarket places that sell the stock JX stickers. C'mon guys, I'm sure someone out there knows where I can get stcok decals for a JX Sammi.

This has to be a hoax so send me 39.95 and Ill send you a box of industial CRAYOLA MARKERS, You are not going to find the stock stickers

Originally posted by Rockrat
This has to be a hoax so send me 39.95 and Ill send you a box of industial CRAYOLA MARKERS, You are not going to find the stock stickers

Could I remove them from a JX with the sickers intact?

It's taking all my might not to direct this dude over to that other place where the less hardcore Zooki questions are welcomed with big fuzzy gay open arms.

You DO like big fuzzy gay open arms, dontchu, ZookiPubes?

Originally posted by ZookerDood


Could I remove them from a JX with the sickers intact?

Nope And not to ba total Ass if this isnt a hoax. but you had better get a flame suit on because this type of questioning will get you HUNG OUT TO DRY by your nuts

I now fully understand why the good ol boys hate fawking newbs. if this isn't a hoax, I say you leave this board now cause damnit, you give newbs like me who actually try and learn from this website a bad name. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


***edit: not a newb by postcount, but when it comes to knowledge I sure as shootin am***

:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :barf: :barf: :rainbow: :rainbow:
dude take your money buy some sandpaper & some krylon grab a buddy and some :beer: and paint your junk then come back :flipoff2:

Originally posted by NC Zuk



Who is this really? Bill, Dave, tusker? You guys playin around again? :confused:


yea... it's someone playing a game... to bad we can't see the IP's to figure out who :laughing:

Take one steel toe'd leather boot, soak it in Drain-o over night, sprinkle pepper over boot, pull your Teen Wolf under-roos down aprox. 3 inches below your knees, put on your Molly Hatchet record (side B), and jam the boot up your ass leaving only the strings dangling from your purple anus.

Then, call your mom and have her over for dinner. While she has her head down snorting her Campbells Soup, crawl under the table, tie the string to one of her saggy milk sacks, then sit back down and then yell "LOOK, WAYNE NEWTON!" as you point out the front picture window.

This works best if she has her Nike Airs on.

damn chem step away from the bong :flipoff2: saggy milk sacks :barf: bahaha man this shit aint right:laughing:

Originally posted by DSI



yea... it's someone playing a game... to bad we can't see the IP's to figure out who :laughing:

My IP is 152.163.253.98. Would you like to compare it with whomever I am accused to be? What is the problem with this board?! Someone comes on here to ask a simple question and you self-proclaimed "hardcore" guys come in with guns-a-blazing flaming every new member you can. You guys are jerks.

dude if you want hardcore tech stay here. if you want sammi fashion tips ORC is your place :flipoff2:

suzuki john in las vegas has em!

come on man. as one person already mentioned, look at the heading of this website. "Pirate 4x4 EXTREME ROCKCRAWLING ". do you really think the people that frequent this board are worried about how pretty the stickers look on their rigs? gawd damn man, I'm 20 and a city boy and I'd take a beater trail rig than a nice stickered pavement pounder anyday. but I guess some people have other prioritites.

like I said...leave now. this isn't the board for you. gawd damned people who care about a damned sticker that they scratched off. grr...:mad: :mad:

Originally posted by ZookerDood


My IP is 152.163.253.98. Would you like to compare it with whomever I am accused to be? What is the problem with this board?! Someone comes on here to ask a simple question and you self-proclaimed "hardcore" guys come in with guns-a-blazing flaming every new member you can. You guys are jerks.


back up haus... at no point in my post did i proclaim to be anything, i stated an opinion, be it correct or not, it's my opinion, and though hawaii was a bit behond the curve, it's part of the US, and with my right to free speach i can voice that opinion freely, here or whereever i choose, so step off the wooden milk crate, pull your pant's back up, and try e-bay or doing a google search for zuk graphics, you're obviously not going to get your answer here....


BTW, don't let the door hit ya in the ass...

sounds like some ones pussy hurts :flipoff2:


GET OVER IT




Originally posted by ZookerDood


My IP is 152.163.253.98. Would you like to compare it with whomever I am accused to be? What is the problem with this board?! Someone comes on here to ask a simple question and you self-proclaimed "hardcore" guys come in with guns-a-blazing flaming every new member you can. You guys are jerks.

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

so there I was taking a dump like we talked about and this thing came out

so I washed it and dried it

damn trooper thats alot o typing :flipoff2: so are you the guy who stole my twinkies :smokin: i almost missed hawaii until sticker man showed up:flipoff2:

And I was like Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e

BLEEP

gonads and strife

its a kitty

so then I was like here kity kity

and she was like, no way dude there is some dumbass posting in the Zuk section about graphics, i have to check it out, and I was like ohh my gosh:eek:

and then the kitty decided that it hated you so much that it would turn evil and spend the rest of its life trying to destroy the world, stay tuned for the battle of Godzilla 'vs' Evil kitty.....

Hey zooki pooper - Go troll somewhere else.
You came here under the impression that "Those guys are all assholes"

You signed in, and intentionally asked the lamest question you could think of - absolutely not tech related - to get a reaction.
Then when you get flamed the slightest bit, you try to get red.
Invoking even more of a reaction.

I bet you expected a bigger reaction, but most of the smack talkers probably passed this one up because they knew it was a troll.

Why didn't you ask if anyone had wood grain decals or fleece seat covers?

If you want to get in good over here your first post should be tech related, well founded, and backed up with pics of scantly clad wimmen folk.

So delete this post and try again.
If not get your flame suit on, because you wil be taking it for a while starting out like this.

Hey SnowTrooper,

It's about time you washed your pussy





















CAT!:flipoff2:

A clean kitty is a happy kitty.

if i scratched the pirate sticker off my girls tits then that would be welcome but zuk graphics,gimme a break!this shit sucks we need some tits!

There seems to several types of newbie that end up posting here;
1. “I just bought a samurai, and never have turned a wrench in my life, now I want some lift shackles and chrome rims. So I’ll get on the internet to find some info”
These guys are still at the beginning of the learning curve and many will never get to the point where they do more than change their own oil. They get flamed, leave and rarely come back.

2. “I heard PBB is where all the bad asses on the internet hang out. I want to be just like them. I’ll tell them I already have toy axles, coil overs, and am building a custom tube chassis.”
These guy’s try to post everything they know in their first few posts and try to answer every post even if they have no clue about it Unfortunately, many of these guys hang around for ever. Some mature and start to learn, others just run their mouth and never contribute to the content of the board

3. “I am board with other boards, because they lack the technical info I want, and are bogged down by a bunch of chit-chat, slobbering, and sucking.”
These guys usually lurk for a while and start posting when they feel worthy. Generally, good guys to have on the board because they know when to put their $0.02 in.

4. “I am interested in the highest level of the sport and the purest information I can get without a bunch of crap. I have many plans and want ideas on how others are executing them, so I can develop off of them”
These guys are really good guys to have around because they build all kinds of cool stuff, go cool places, have orgies with supermodels, win lotteries, and make the rest of us realize what weenies we are.

5. “I’ve turned wrenches all my life and am interested in building Suzuki. I have a limited budget, but still do what I can when I can. I wheel hard, break it, and then it takes me a month to get time and money to fix it.”
These guys will talk some smak, give advice when they’ve got it, and help a brother out when in need if they can. This is where the majority of us are.

6. “I’ve heard this is where all the bad asses are and I’m going to go there and show them I am badder than all of them”
These guys do nothing but come here, troll for a “internet fight”, get stomped and leave, or the really persistent ones join a band.

My advice to you is go join a band.

Troll.

rigs: Pinto, Sammi and a Delorian.

IP map (the one he listed):

http://zook94.xohost.com/smartchart.jpg

Where is the love?

Originally posted by Shrock
Troll.

rigs: Pinto, Sammi and a Delorian.

IP map (the one he listed):



Shrock Holes to the rescue :laughing: for some reason i dobt Hawaii is anywhere close to NYC :laughing: theough, if he posted from NYC, how did he do it in teh blackout??

Originally posted by DSI
if he posted from NYC, how did he do it in teh blackout??

Laptop, land-line, and candle-light.

I find it absolutely fawking hilarious that you all would go to such lengths to flame this guy and his post. This post has had more views and responses than most in the last week! If this guy's attempt was to stir up a beehive then he accomplished his goal!

Actually, I hink it is funny that we were s nice to the guy.. Then he decided to up the ante when he saw we weren't taking the bait. :rolleyes:

I was just waiting for the punch line to the joke..

Anyhow, I agree with the last post.. Lets get some good tech going, and I'll start:

Where can I get a nice sweater vest that will match the stripes on my JX? A nice fleece one would be great.

Originally posted by rotozuk
Actually, I hink it is funny that we were s nice to the guy.. Then he decided to up the ante when he saw we weren't taking the bait. :rolleyes:

I was just waiting for the punch line to the joke..

Anyhow, I agree with the last post.. Lets get some good tech going, and I'll start:

Where can I get a nice sweater vest that will match the stripes on my JX? A nice fleece one would be great.

I'm thinking a North Face fleece vest. So all the other yupp's know you spent $200 on it, That's what I do:D

This guy is just trolling for someone to shove a driveshaft up his bungger. No room for guys on this site get lost loser with gay stripes:flipoff:

Originally posted by Snow Trooper
so then I was like here kity kity

hey snow trooper.. What is that orange stuff in front of the cat on the carpet?

-wayne

my wife has this miniture fishing pole looking thing that has about two feet of string and a orange fuzzy ball on the end. its filled with catnip and our cats tear the shit out of it when she is playing with them, tose little clumps of fuzz are all over the fawkin house:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Snow Trooper
my wife has this miniture fishing pole looking thing that has about two feet of string and a orange fuzzy ball on the end. its filled with catnip and our cats tear the shit out of it when she is playing with them, tose little clumps of fuzz are all over the fawkin house:rolleyes:

I was kind of expecting a more creative answer then that.. :confused:

-wayne

I thought you wanted the truth, seemed like a factual type question.


now if you wanted a muti paragraph fabrication of tru snow trooper caliber, you should have said so:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Snow Trooper
my wife has this miniture fishing pole looking thing that has about two feet of string and a orange fuzzy ball on the end. its filled with catnip and our cats tear the shit out of it when she is playing with them, tose little clumps of fuzz are all over the fawkin house:rolleyes:


Dude we have the same thing but it is a little mouse and are cat fawking tweeks playing with it. :laughing:

yah you can snap on different things, the orange ball and the feathers are the only ones still intact tho

so....ummm....with all this pussy you guys have to play with you still choose to hang out with us ????:flipoff2:

Im not allowed to hang out with people from olympia anymore, but thats it, so i guess your good:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Snow Trooper
Im not allowed to hang out with people from olympia anymore, but thats it, so i guess your good:flipoff2:


ir's all good, kris didn't like me hanging out with people from olympia either :laughing:

yah but you can ditch her, if you want, mines a different story, besides, I cant let go of the bubble

Looks like somebody got on Bobby Longs computer again.

Originally posted by Mustard Dog
Looks like somebody got on Bobby Longs computer again.



so he was the second gunman??? :confused:

Hey Man,

Send us some pics of your ride after you get your new decals on. I'm sure the rest of the board wants to see them too :flipoff2: !

You guys are too funny!

Originally posted by AMJ



Dude we have the same thing but it is a little mouse and are cat fawking tweeks playing with it. :laughing:

I have something similiar also. except I put the cat on the pole and play with thte DOGS

i lost my gas cap can you help me find a new one


















just kiddin:p

I hate to promote this sort of thread, but there's a set of stickers on EBay...Go figure :rolleyes:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33641&item=2427864811

Cap'n Ron. . .

i can not believe it they acually sell zuk stickers:eek:

Zuki stickers, cool. I could really use those. I was just wondering if you could find me some more. I have a couple of Mall Cruisers that they would look nice on. Wonder if they come in pink?























:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
That's about how that dumbass, flucktard, shat for brains sounded to me. I bet he even has HERPA-GONNA-SYPHIL-AIDS :flipoff2: