: Indecent Proposal: Lesbian Seeking Hetero Experience


DieLucas!
08-20-2003, 12:27 PM
My best friend just called me (actually, still on the phone)...this cute lesbian girl he works with confessed she wants to sleep with him. Now my buddy has a pretty serious girlfriend, and between the two of us, no matter how much he wants to hit it, he likely will not (his girlfriend is a pretty cool chick, albeit wants to become a lawyer).
So here's the poll, given the situation, a cute lesbian seeks your services for a hetero experience, what would you do?

DieLucas!
08-20-2003, 12:30 PM
No opportunity to get the GF involved...sorry.

PTSchram
08-20-2003, 12:30 PM
Ask my wife if I could?

DieLucas!
08-20-2003, 12:31 PM
I mean, isn't it a man's civic duty to comply?

sceep
08-20-2003, 12:31 PM
ask the girlfreind if he can hit it.

TexasBlake
08-20-2003, 12:32 PM
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Just Some Asshole
08-20-2003, 12:36 PM
Damn!!! I'd get the girlfriend really pissed at me for one night, go fuck the lizzie and tell the gf later that I thought we were broke up!:flipoff2:


WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!:flipoff2:

Del taco
08-20-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by DieLucas!
I mean, isn't it a man's civic duty to comply?


somebody needs to look up the Geneva Conventions or UN Resolutions in place to protect or relase from liability the recieveing nation of a national (person) with prolaimed intent to DEFECT!

im thinking he should be protected by such as she is DEFECTING.

its the duty of any american to steer a person away from being a PINKO (pink triangle in this case)

ShawnM
08-20-2003, 12:41 PM
Twice, just so she'd be sure :D

Why can't I ever vote on here? :confused: Invalid action? :confused:

Skippie
08-20-2003, 12:45 PM
You knew this was coming...... but we're going to have to see some pics to make any type of rational decision about this. :flipoff2:

XJJack
08-20-2003, 12:51 PM
I say the gf is setting him up, the offer is not real.

sceep
08-20-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by XJJack
I say the gf is setting him up, the offer is not real.

:eek: now THAT is a definate posibility that i hadn't thought of. :eek:

0ILBURNER
08-20-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by XJJack
I say the gf is setting him up, the offer is not real.

I concur, especially if she's a lawyer-wannabe.

Sully
08-20-2003, 12:57 PM
No way... The tongue lashing I'd want to give her would never be abl to measure up to what she was getting from other women! What fun would that be???

Bobzooki
08-20-2003, 12:57 PM
Shoot, I'm still waiting on the permission slip for this one...

Hawaii500_1999
08-20-2003, 12:57 PM
why is she doing it?

does she want to get knocked up? if that's the case NO WAY.

but if she just needs to know what it's like i'd ask my wife if i could, and she would say no.

ShawnM
08-20-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by 0ILBURNER


I concur, especially if she's a lawyer-wannabe.

Perhaps she is doing research on entrapment and needs a guinea pig?? :eek:

Bobzooki
08-20-2003, 01:01 PM
Oh, here's the CORRECT response!

NastyNate
08-20-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Sully
No way... The tongue lashing I'd want to give her would never be abl to measure up to what she was getting from other women! What fun would that be???

I'm with you on this one. No way I could compare to the gifted tongue and 12" strapon of another woman.

GRIDWNC
08-20-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by TexasBlake
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Texas Blake would first marinate it and baste it with BBQ sauce WHILE hitting it! :D

SilverZuk
08-20-2003, 01:09 PM
What’s the fact that she is gay have to do with anything?
If you are committed to a relationship, it’s wrong.
It’s called temptation, everyone will experience it at different times. If he doesn’t that will show you how committed he is.
If he loves the woman he is with there will be far more regrets if he does hit than if he doesn’t.
Yeah, there are plently of “I wish I would have but glad I didn’t” things I can reflect upon. I can hold my head up and look my wife in the eye, and that’s worth more than any shot of strange.

Disclaimer: I told my wife that I will cheat on her if the Swedish bikini team/Dallas Cowboy cheerleader/any other group of hot women want to tag team me. I would even tell her when I was done, because she wouldn’t believe it anyway.

Jason R
08-20-2003, 01:27 PM
I don't see a huge difference if she was a lesbo or not...its still some chic that wants his cahunas...

but if she wants to have a threesome then I would go for it, for sure. :beer:

DieLucas!
08-20-2003, 01:46 PM
He won't cheat on his GF. When he told me the scenario, however, I knew it was material for you guys. Nonetheless, I'll have to tell him the results of the poll later on...:laughing:

madcowdungbeetle
08-20-2003, 01:46 PM
I'd hit it 2 times, TexasBlake stylee, and see if I can't incorporate some bacon in there somewhere.

The Joker
08-20-2003, 01:49 PM
I would ask if I could watch her and her girlfriend :p first and I would think about sleeping with her.

madcowdungbeetle
08-20-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by The Joker
I would ask if I could watch her and her girlfriend :p first and I would think about sleeping with her.

I like you're thinking.. DieLucas, pass this one on!

MattS
08-20-2003, 01:53 PM
PICS?

I don't have a good idea for your "hot" measurement. Like the last time LAME showed us his "hot" and it was some triple-bag butterface. Is she just average and you think she's hot?

Either way. I wouldn't touch it. I would be the nice friend and give her number to a manwhore friend of mine like LAME. :flipoff2:

GENA
08-20-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by SilverZuk
What’s the fact that she is gay have to do with anything?
If you are committed to a relationship, it’s wrong.
It’s called temptation, everyone will experience it at different times. If he doesn’t that will show you how committed he is.
If he loves the woman he is with there will be far more regrets if he does hit than if he doesn’t.
Yeah, there are plently of “I wish I would have but glad I didn’t” things I can reflect upon. I can hold my head up and look my wife in the eye, and that’s worth more than any shot of strange.
Wow, right on with what you said!:D I'll just have to pretend that I didn't see that little disclaimer part.:flipoff2: :p

Rip DeLips
08-20-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by GENA

Wow, right on with what you said!:D I'll just have to pretend that I didn't see that little disclaimer part.:flipoff2: :p

The big question is...



























Would Gena hit it? :D

PTSchram
08-20-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by Rip DeLips


The big question is...

Would Gena hit it? :D

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?:confused:

DieLucas!
08-20-2003, 02:00 PM
Hey! This poll is about what YOU would do. I already know what my friend would do (at least until he tells his GF about the proposition).

Rip DeLips
08-20-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by PTSchram


Wouldn't that defeat the purpose?:confused:

Not for me. :D

GENA
08-20-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Rip DeLips
The big question is...





















Would Gena hit it? :D
No, I don't think my girlfriend would approve.;) :flipoff2:

welndmn
08-20-2003, 02:07 PM
in da butt

jays68yak
08-20-2003, 02:16 PM
1. the lesbo would have to be hotter then my gf.
2. I would tell my gf that the lesbo wants to sleep with me, once, for what ever reason. Then judging by her reaction, maybe ask her permission. Most likly would be a no.
3. I aint got a gf so ID HIT IT.

Keith Strong
08-20-2003, 02:49 PM
:South Park Counselor voice: Cheating is baaaad mmmmmkay

:flipoff2:

Bubba Ray Boudreaux
08-20-2003, 07:09 PM
It should be all men's duty as freedom loving Americans to sacrifice themselves attempting to bring women back from the darkside:D

Screwzer
08-21-2003, 05:31 PM
Something similar happened to me....


Lesbo friend of my wife's wanted me to give her a baby. Hot lookin' chick. Thought about it, wife thought it was a good idea (really?!!). I ended up turning her down. I just couldn't handle thinking about my sperm growing up in that household. Just plain wierded me out.

But a no-strings-attached hit it? You bet, I'd hit it, especially if I weren't married (GF don't count in my book)

withamc
08-21-2003, 10:57 PM
Where's offroader35?

Buddha's Ghost
08-21-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by withamc
Where's offroader35?

How many guesses do I get?





Watching "Romper Room" ?

Foolish
08-21-2003, 11:24 PM
If I were him I would most definately hit it. Yes the possibilty of him getting caught for cheating on his serious girlfriend would most definately suck but you have to look at the bigger picture!

The Bigger Picture
You are helping a woman get over her homosexual tendacies that might have errupted from a broken household or more likely an abusive father. She probably has never trusted a man and now she wants to yet he is rejecting her just as her father once did. Give the girl a chance...
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Take that huge line of BS and tell him to feed it to his girlfriend. Girls eat that shit up and he will be beating up some pussy ;)

Bigburlynakedguy
08-22-2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by MattS
PICS?

I don't have a good idea for your "hot" measurement. Like the last time LAME showed us his "hot" and it was some triple-bag butterface. Is she just average and you think she's hot?

Either way. I wouldn't touch it. I would be the nice friend and give her number to a manwhore friend of mine like LAME. :flipoff2:

Hot depends on perspective. Are we talking Omaha Nebraska hot or LA, California hot?

Chister
08-22-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Bigburlynakedguy


Hot depends on perspective. Are we talking Omaha Nebraska hot or LA, California hot?

What Cornfed vs. Crackwhore?


Dude... stick with the dteady girlfirend.. Committment is something you can never take back once lost.

I only cheated on one girlfriend in my whole life.. One of those "if you are on different continents then it is OK" rules... and to this day I regret that because of the way I felt for so long... even after I broke up with the psycho bitch from hell...

Don;t cross that line... Hook her up with your buddy...