Nair on Nuts

[fullsize80cherokee]

Don't do it, a clean shave is the way to go.:confused:

[MKBruin]

wtf :confused:

[unimogken]

Some stores have "man nair."

It also says on the label not to put directly on your junk.

Later.

Ken S.

[Firefyter_Emt]

Wowh.. Dude.. I remember from when I posted about using it on myhead so I wouldn't have to shave it.. And I remember what people said it did up there... If you did what I think you did... :eek: You poor sap..:eek: You sick puppy :flipoff2:

[McJeep]

Get a weeee bit of a nuclear tan did we? Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

R

[fullsize80cherokee]

i'm sure i'm not the first one but i definatly learned the hard way, It feels like hot boiling hot alcohol on the sack and the pain will not go away.

[DCCapen]

hurts to even get on edge of nipples, i wouldnt go NEAR the nuts

[Drunk tank]

well this is a subject I know a little about.... here's my write up about my findings
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127745&highlight=nair

after some unconventional testing down the road I would not suggest you put it on your sack!!!!! :eek: Just shave it...much esier and you wont have a burned sack for 3 days. Trust me ;)

[LandCroozer]

What the hell you :rainbow: guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

[trampas]

oh man this post is THE sh*t.

L M F A O over here... are you d00ds NU T S :flipoff2:

[pyros46290]

quote from orgasmo: "Hey man, need to shave your balls"?

[fullsize80cherokee]

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you :rainbow: guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom
Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

:(

[fullsize80cherokee]

Originally posted by pyros46290
quote from orgasmo: "Hey man, need to shave your balls"?

Isn't that the movie where the morman guy turns into a gay pornstar and invents a automatic orgasim gun?

[Toy 4Runner Man]

Damm, this is one of the best laughts that I have had on this site!!!!:eek: :eek:

[fullsize80cherokee]

Originally posted by DCCapen
hurts to even get on edge of nipples, i wouldnt go NEAR the nuts
What are you doing shaving your chest? :flipoff2:

[Mustard Dog]

you iz dom

[LAME]

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you :rainbow: guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

Have sex a few times. Chicks like attention to the fur...just depends on the gal.

[Explorer]

I think the trick is to Herculine your hootus before you use the Nair :D

[LAME]

Originally posted by Explorer
I think the trick is to Herculine your hootus before you use the Nair :D

only if you are an explorer driver:flipoff2:

[LandCroozer]

Originally posted by fullsize80cherokee

Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

:(

As a fellow man, I have sympathy for the pain on your nutsack.



I like my dong looking small, it gives the ladies a nice surprise :eek: when LittleCroozer stands to attention.

Besides, I don't want to bang any chick that says, all of a sudden when I take my drawers off for the first time, "Oh my god, your nuts are hairy! I just can't have sex with you now!"

I call bullshit for that very reason. You guys that shave your junk are doing it for YOU.

Just like wimmens that shave the va nay nay into stripes are doing it for themselves. They shave the legs, of course, that's expected. We're not FRENCH for God's sake!

I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.

But by the time you see those parts, the mind is pretty much made up. Unless you've got scabs, a terrible funk, or little bugs crawling around, once the pubes make an appearance, you can consider it sex.

-t

[Chrisjeep7]

i think someone needs to link in the shave your ass story....that will curb your enthusiasm about getting wild with the bic

[LAME]

Originally posted by LandCroozer


As a fellow man, I have sympathy for the pain on your nutsack.



I like my dong looking small, it gives the ladies a nice surprise :eek: when LittleCroozer stands to attention.

Besides, I don't want to bang any chick that says, all of a sudden when I take my drawers off for the first time, "Oh my god, your nuts are hairy! I just can't have sex with you now!"

I call bullshit for that very reason. You guys that shave your junk are doing it for YOU.

Just like wimmens that shave the va nay nay into stripes are doing it for themselves. They shave the legs, of course, that's expected. We're not FRENCH for God's sake!

I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.

But by the time you see those parts, the mind is pretty much made up. Unless you've got scabs, a terrible funk, or little bugs crawling around, once the pubes make an appearance, you can consider it sex.

-t

you have never had yer nuts sucked. I don't wanna floss teef, neither do gals. Definatly good to update the neither region for the ladies. They do, why shouldn't a guy?

[Chrisjeep7]

this thread reminds me of the old locker room prank...icy hot in the jock strap/or tell them it makes you prefrom better...the newbies never knew what him em:eek: :eek: :D

[Explorer]

Originally posted by LAME


only if you are an explorer driver:flipoff2:

Got that right. Some of us just like that extra bit of protection.:shaking:

[Haole]

Originally posted by fullsize80cherokee

Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

:(

I guess if you've got a little dick then this is good advice. However, the 10 cold rags won't make your weinie look bigger. (it's called shrinkage...)

[RMW]

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you :rainbow: guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

i would guess it comes from a burning desire to look like a 12 year old boy? :flipoff2:


didya catch the pun? yuk yuk

[Asterix]

I shave that whole area, my girl loves it and it jsut looks better with out all that nasty hair...

Brett

[sceep]

Originally posted by Chrisjeep7
i think someone needs to link in the shave your ass story....that will curb your enthusiasm about getting wild with the bic

i was thinking the saaaaaaaaaame thing ;)


:D

THE HAIRY TRUTH

It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my ass cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butt hair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: Either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted.

For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two ass cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class.

Eventually, thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit-molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch.

God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought:

It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair Ventilation.

I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my ass cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out he window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends- DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

[Bobzooki]

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you :rainbow: guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

Real men don't shave their chin. They shave their nutsack for their (many) women.

[alyz1flr]

Now I know how the Hercun the hootis story keeps in circulation.:goofball: :goofball:

[APRILRAZZ]

As a female I will have to say that I don't mind hair. Just not flossing with it. Just keep it trimmed guys!

[Chaz Murray]

Originally posted by LandCroozer


I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.


-t

i am afraid i know of someone that turned one down because she was not shaved...it just so happens to be my friend that laid up in the hospital now from the M/C wreck..we went to the bar a few weeks ago and he got hammered..and called her up..and told her he dident want to see her again unless she was clean shaven...she has not been back since :laughing:

[Deep South Cruisers]

:rolleyes: :shaking:

[LandCroozer]

Originally posted by chaz88k5


i am afraid i know of someone that turned one down because she was not shaved...it just so happens to be my friend that laid up in the hospital now from the M/C wreck..we went to the bar a few weeks ago and he got hammered..and called her up..and told her he dident want to see her again unless she was clean shaven...she has not been back since :laughing:

With all due respect to your injured friend, he sounds like an ass. Why else would call someone up while you are drunk, probably late at night, and insult them? If she was clean shaven, he probably would have called and said "grow some hair, it's like banging a third grader down there".


I'm still really shocked at how many of you guys a) shave, and b) admit it in public.
I'm thinking back, and of guys I know only 3 have ever shaved anything but their face.
Mark - amateur bodybuilder, shaved legs just before a comp
Dave - bicycle racer, shaves legs while in training
Brian - shaved everything; legs, package, chest. He's gay. He also has pierced nipples.

Maybe the practice is not as :rainbow: as I thought. But on the otherhand, the guys on this board who shave seem really defensive about it...

-t

[The Joker]

I trim but never and I mean never go smooth only one thing goes on the sack and that is WHIP CREAM!!:p :p

[Del taco]

Originally posted by LandCroozer



Besides, I don't want to bang any chick that says, all of a sudden when I take my drawers off for the first time, "Oh my god, your nuts are hairy! I just can't have sex with you now!"

-t


Neither would I, BUT!

DO NOT discount the pain and difficulty working with JIM-HATS when your pubes are long enuff to get tangled in the hat when you are rolling it on or off.

it sux.

[Road Head]

My gf recently bought the Remington clippers designed for the "bikini" region. It was designed for women, but sure works well on the nads. It was about $20. I used to use regular old hair clippers, but the new clippers are much nicer. I just think it looks so much nicer and cleaner. It is one of those things that once you start, you cant help but keep on doing.

[Chaz Murray]

Originally posted by LandCroozer


With all due respect to your injured friend, he sounds like an ass. Why else would call someone up while you are drunk, probably late at night, and insult them? If she was clean shaven, he probably would have called and said "grow some hair, it's like banging a third grader down there".




he is 99% of the time a nice person to everyone around him...but its just when he gets drunk is when the problem starts...he starts doin the drunk dialing thing:flipoff2:

[Schly]

Trimming is OK. Shaving is :rainbow:. That goes for women too. A completely shaved cooter doesn't do anything for me. In fact it looks wrong somehow. Especially the pubic bone. Leave a little there ladies, it looks odd without it.

[ROCKDOG4X4]

What about a shaving your nutsack to resemble the grill on a CJ. The ladies would be down with that, right?

[Schly]

Originally posted by ROCKDOG4X4
What about a shaving your nutsack to resemble the grill on a CJ. The ladies would be down with that, right?

Um, yeah, only the ladies whose grills look exactly the same I'm guessing.

[Scott@Rockstomper]

I don't have anything on-topic to add... just had to note how... umm... odd... it was when I first looked in on chit-chat this morning, and found stuff like nut-Nair'ing, ass-shaving, and prostate massage, on a website called Pirate. :eek:

Made me want to go Herculine my whole body... :p

[tribal4krawler]

lol hilarious reading, i can honestly say i never thought i'd be reading about ass and nut shaving on a 4x4 board. I dont shave, i just trim it short, like one other guy said, it SUCKS HARDCORE tryin to pull off a condom with your long as hell pube hair all tangled up in it. Can you say, OUCH!!! :eek: I've had my gf say that if i shaved my nutsack, she'd suck my balls, but... i dont trust myself with sharp objects THAT well. :flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

Hey what can I say.. I'm a hairy dude, so I use my beard trimmer just about everywhere except my legs. Arms, chest, sack all get the treatment.

Glad I don't have the harry ass problem!!

-Wayne

[Drunk tank]

I got my shit shaved so theres just a nice landing strip left....to the sides and the sack i shave clean... keep the strip short (#2 clipper). Looks good and is nice and clean, plus it helps with cooling :D . I Just dont care for hair that much...love it when girls shave their stuff down bare.....yummy!

I keep my hair on my head and my pits short too... ;)

[Tim98TJ]

Originally posted by ROCKDOG4X4
What about a shaving your nutsack to resemble the grill on a CJ. The ladies would be down with that, right?
Jeebus, Grant! How big are your fawkin nuts??? You've got 40's and 44's. They can't be that big.:flipoff2:

Shaved the whole thing once. Got lotsa ingrown hairs. Hurt like hell. Lotsa puss when it came time to pop them.

Shaved again. Thought maybe this time it won't be so bad. Worse.

Fawk the shaving. Trim it. I use mustache scissors. Use to knick myself with the electric razor. That's not fun. Scabs don't feel so good when they stretch.

[fullsize80cherokee]

sounds like theres a lot of people doggin the shaved sack, you got to try it beleive me. Just go get some EDGE and a Bic and go to town on that shit.

If you have an erge for nair and you think it's the way to go, then just wait to you wipe the hair off with a rag or something and your sack already looks like a ripe tomato. Feels all better and stubless now so It's time to rail.

Why would you herculine your nads? That crap doesn't come off your hands for months.

[CJredneck]

Originally posted by Asterix
I shave that whole area, my girl loves it and it jsut looks better with out all that nasty hair...

Brett




same here

[Welby]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
I got my shit shaved so theres just a nice landing strip left....to the sides and the sack i shave clean... keep the strip short (#2 clipper). Looks good and is nice and clean, plus it helps with cooling :D .



For fawks sake, dude. Bad, bad visuals :barf:.

[Scott@Rockstomper]

I assume the Herculined Hootus thread is still archived on the Explorer site? Somebody have a bookmark, wanna post a link?

Or, if you're asking why my prior comment... I was kidding.

I'm not much for a mouthful-o-hair... I can only assume that it goes both ways. Dunno for sure tho. Some activities are just more fun if you're not flossing at the same time.

[fullsize80cherokee]

LOL, I disagree though, i love a hairless muff. If your chewin on your ladies GINA and you got hair ticklin your nose and your eyes its a total distraction.

[Scott@Rockstomper]

Just answered my own question.

Rick... you'll be impressed to know that searching Google for "herculined hootus" generates *four pages* of results, along with the suggestion of "do you mean herculiner hootus?".

http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595&pagenumber=1

[wilber]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=herculined+hootus&btnG=Google+Search


:rolleyes:

[DaGimp]

If she dont bick it, I wont lick it :)


I trim...The old lady doesnt like hair in her mouth either. #2 and some good clippers takes about 2 min tops...

[MilTroy]

try putting Nair on deeze nuts!

[Rocksurfer]

Someone wasn't watching Jackass on MTV were you? Gets rather warm on the sack don't it!:eek: :eek: :nuke:
:laughing: :laughing:

[krawlr]

I just read the "shave your ass" story. I've fallen down laughing and I can't get up!:laughing:

[Paul Gagnon]

Originally posted by r0ckRnr

i would guess it comes from a burning desire to look like a 12 year old boy? :flipoff2:


Is that so the catholic priests find you more attractive? :flipoff2:

[ItsaJeepThing95]

This trimming concept mystifies me, I keep getting mental images of my balls with a buzz cut . . . .

[Scott@Rockstomper]

Originally posted by ItsaJeepThing95
This trimming concept mystifies me, I keep getting mental images of my balls with a buzz cut . . . .

This concept seems the worst of all to me... my beard gets pretty rough after a week or so (feels about like the back of my head with a fresh haircut--they use a #2 clipper on that) and that as a constant-touching-on-something-else chafing, just can't be comfy.

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LandCroozer




I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.
-t


I don't know, I can imagine watching a sexy woman stripping down and when she gets to the mommy part she whips off her panties and it looks like she's got buckwheat in a figure 4 leg lock, that'd probably turn me off...









or maybe not :p


oh and if your wondering I've trim ping and pong too, 'cept I shave pork chop sideburns onto mine.:flipoff2:

[Scott@Rockstomper]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
I don't know, I can imagine watching a sexy woman stripping down and when she gets to the mommy part she whips off her panties and it looks like she's got buckwheat in a figure 4 leg lock, that'd probably turn me off...

:barf:

Now I'm ready to go be a hermit... with that mental image, I can be celibate for eternity.

[fj40john]

thanks for the sig...i LMAO at that!!!:D

[sceep]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole



I don't know, I can imagine watching a sexy woman stripping down and when she gets to the mommy part she whips off her panties and it looks like she's got buckwheat in a figure 4 leg lock, that'd probably turn me off...



597 pics and not a single fawkin "american pie afro" pic to be found :mad: :laughing:

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by sceep


597 pics and not a single fawkin "american pie afro" pic to be found :mad: :laughing:

You mean something like this:
(35% warning)
http://www.altcharlotte.com/hairypussy/hisute.jpg

I love google image search.... amazing the crap you can find.

--Wayne

[MNBen]

Originally posted by Explorer
I think the trick is to Herculine your hootus before you use the Nair :D

That stuff gets everywhere.

[tjosha]

I use the Nair about twice a month. My wife reminds me when it's time. I'll admit that it was a bit uncomfortable the first two times, but ever since then I've got no complaints. It gets me what I want.

I did try it on my head when I shaved it on the Fourth of July. Tried it three times before I gave it up.

Say what ever you want about it. I just know that it pleases the wife so it pleases me.

TO

[Schly]

Originally posted by rotozuk


You mean something like this:
(35% warning)
http://www.altcharlotte.com/hairypussy/hisute.jpg

I love google image search.... amazing the crap you can find.

--Wayne

Bastard. :eek: :(

[Scott@Rockstomper]

Originally posted by rotozuk
You mean something like this:
(35% warning)
http://www.altcharlotte.com/hairypussy/hisute.jpg


:eek:

Can't possibly call it porn when you can't see anything anyway....

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Scott@Rockstomper


:eek:

Can't possibly call it porn when you can't see anything anyway....

Kind of the universal bikini bottom and dental floss all in one...

-Wayne