Ok so I've only been a parent for 3 years now, but I feel like my wife and I do a good job of dealing with the day to day situations that occure when raising children. But this time I'm not real sure what to do.

Heres the situation. My 3yo was in his room watching a movie, and my wife and I were in the next room watching TV When I got up and walked down the hall I smelled Poopy, so I automaticly went and check on the baby that was sleeping, but he was fresh as a daisy. So doing our Best Toucan Sam, we follow our nose right to my 3 yos room, hes just sitting there whatching his movie. I asked him if he pooped and he said "yup in da Box" well there are no boxes, so I look at everything that he might call a box, but no poopy. I ask him again if he pooped, and he said, "yes, behind you in da box" the only thing behind me is his dresser, so I pull open the bottom drawer and sure enough there it is. Big Ol' Growler in the draw,(contents of drawer had been moved to other drawers) So far I've cleaned it and laughed my ass off in the other room. But I dont know what to tell him, Any ideas, how to deal with this one? (I was gonna take pics but I figured that would only encourage him)

later
-Steve

Put that box on the toilet and tell him thats where he needs to go from now on:confused:

I have been through it too dude......I have a 6 yr old boy. It just takes time. They all go through it....

Dear God, is this what i have to look forward too? Mine turns 2 on Labor Day. I fear I am fawked.

Originally posted by pavelow
Put that box on the toilet and tell him thats where he needs to go from now on:confused:

I have been through it too dude......I have a 6 yr old boy. It just takes time. They all go through it....

He knows where to go, hes potty trained, I thing he was just to into his movie (which was a pooh movie btw) Hes just being a man, looking for the best way to watch TV and crap I guess.

Good thought though

Thanks
-Steve

Put his TV in the bathroom?

He obviously thought the movie he was watching was so good, he couldn't leave in the middle of it to take a dump.

Originally posted by FourBanger
Put his TV in the bathroom?

He obviously thought the movie he was watching was so good, he couldn't leave in the middle of it to take a dump.

Thats a good idea.......college football season is starting...:D

Originally posted by FourBanger
Put his TV in the bathroom?

He obviously thought the movie he was watching was so good, he couldn't leave in the middle of it to take a dump.

That could work out for the both of us:D

Im just happy to know other kids do stuff like this

Thanks
-Steve

You need to show him how to use the pause button when he needs to take a pause.... oh, by-the-way....:laughing: :laughing:

Oh, it gets worse !!

About 1:30 in the am, a couple of nights ago, I'm sitting at the computer, when I hear one of the kids bedroom doors open.
I figure I'll investigate to see what's up. MY bedroom door is open & there stands my 16 year old, butt naked, pissing into the carpet next to my bed :eek:

The jackass was totally asleep & didn't remember anything about it the next morning :laughing:

My daughter said we shoulda rubbed his nose in it, smacked him & put him outside :p

Kids. Can't live with'em, can't bury'em in the back yard...

haha my bro tried to do that he was like 10 at the time but he tried to take a wiz in the refridgerator :eek:

drew

Originally posted by Cabin Boy
Oh, it gets worse !!

About 1:30 in the am, a couple of nights ago, I'm sitting at the computer, when I hear one of the kids bedroom doors open.
I figure I'll investigate to see what's up. MY bedroom door is open & there stands my 16 year old, butt naked, pissing into the carpet next to my bed :eek:

The jackass was totally asleep & didn't remember anything about it the next morning :laughing:

My daughter said we shoulda rubbed his nose in it, smacked him & put him outside :p

Kids. Can't live with'em, can't bury'em in the back yard...

oh my god :eek: :laughing:


Oh man, that was the funniest thing i've read alllll week. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA omg seriously im lmao. oh man im glad i dont sleep walk. im 17 and i sleep naked so that would be badddd.. or funny.

at least he wasnt pissin on you :D
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Kids do the craziest things. Funny stories...

Originally posted by NCxj
Kids do the craziest things. Funny stories...

Hell, I was really FAWKED up one night and got up and pissed in a basket of clean clothes my wife left on the floor....Lets just say I slept on the couch a few nights...:flipoff2:

funniest "kid pooped" thing i've readon this site so far:

posted by moveaside
I got the wife and kids to go on the con with me for the first time this weekend and they had a blast. Well my son not fully understanding pack it in and pack it out and me forgetting to bring the portapotty we had a dilemna. Lets just say he didn't make it to the outhouse. We went in Wentworth Springs and stopped along the way and changed a fuse for a buddy's winch when I looked over and my seven year old son Colin had his pants around his ankles and was shitting on a big slab overlooking a big valley in front of god and everyone. I grabbed some babywipes seeing as how he forgot to get anything and by the time I got there the terd was smashed in half all over the rock. I asked him if he stepped in it and he said he hit it with a stick:confused: . Either way I tried to get as much of it off the rock and packed away as possible but in the end I left shit on the trail I apologize. I talked to them all about littering on the trail many times or pooping but kids are slow to learn things like cleanliness. I still can't believe the little guy shit on the rock and I'm glad noone got a pic of it either.

Originally posted by LilCJ5
I got up and walked down the hall I smelled Poopy, -Steve

Sounds like you were the problem.:D

My friends 3 year old pooped in her brothers lunch box. Same thing, she was into tv, and I guess it was just laying there, sooo she left a brownie for him.... you are not alone by far with kids who do that type of thing though.... :D

Originally posted by r0ckRnr
funniest "kid pooped" thing i've readon this site so far:

posted by moveaside


by the time I got there the terd was smashed in half all over the rock. I asked him if he stepped in it and he said he hit it with a stick .:confused:



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God I just *howled* with laughter when I read that one:D

Humor this good needs to be on the front page!

These are the reasons why I'm not sure if I can have kids. There is no way I could keep from laughing after most of these! :laughing: :laughing:

The funnay has hit this thread!

Before my mother and her husband got married, when they were first going out acutally, he was down at my mother's house visiting with his 2-ish year old son, Robby. Well Robby was potty trained, but at Daddy's house there are no door locks on the bathrooms. This is so he doesn't lock himself in. Which he did at my Mother's house.

By the time my Mother and Robby's Father got a paperclip and figured out how to jimmy the door open, there was poop spread all over the toilet, the walls, the floor, the sink, bathtub.. and Robby, who was howling with laughter.

Robby's dad cleaned it all up too. Good sport. I think that's why they got married.

-tom

Originally posted by Cabin Boy
Oh, it gets worse !!

About 1:30 in the am, a couple of nights ago, I'm sitting at the computer, when I hear one of the kids bedroom doors open.
I figure I'll investigate to see what's up. MY bedroom door is open & there stands my 16 year old, butt naked, pissing into the carpet next to my bed :eek:

The jackass was totally asleep & didn't remember anything about it the next morning :laughing:

My daughter said we shoulda rubbed his nose in it, smacked him & put him outside :p

Kids. Can't live with'em, can't bury'em in the back yard...

I've got a friend who is nearly thirty and still does this on a regular basis!

It pisses his fiancé off something fierce. (pun kinda intended.) Just last weekend, after a good night of beer and bbq, he got up in the middle of the night, opened the front door, failed to open the screen door, and pissed all over the screen door, and the carpet just inside it.

He then curled up on the dog bed in the living room and spent the rest of the night there, while the dog went and slept in the real bed with his fiancé!

And he doesn't remember a damn part of it, which makes it even funnier when she gets upset!

When I was like 4 or 5 I remember we went to a friends house and got to ride their horses... I was having soooo much fun that I didn't want to go in the house so I just pee'd my pants :laughing: I remember doing it too... and when my dad was down for the wedding a couple weeks ago, the story came up... and he remembered it too! LOL :D

My buddy I work with was telling me a poop story the other day. His 4 year old comes down and tells him she found poop. He figures it was the damn dog, so he goes up stairs (new house) to investigate. So he finds a log in his daughters playhouse. Turns out it was his wifes friends kid (3) that decided to drop trow and dump in the playhouse. Worse part is, she apparantly used the stairs to wipe (bump, bump, bump, bump, bump). Needless to say he was PISSED. His wifes friend cleaned it up and left totally embarassed.

Funny shit.:laughing:

Not kids but close, a friend from school got evicted from their apartment over March break, found all their stuff in 4 ft of snow when they returned.

They decidedto break in and piss in closets and the fridge etc and took dumps in the toilet tank, furnace ducts and stuffed some into some nooks and crannies.

:barf:

Originally posted by Sully
And he doesn't remember a damn part of it, which makes it even funnier when she gets upset!

Y'know what ... when a kid does it it's funny, when an adult does it on a regular basis it's much more akin to alcoholism :shaking:

As for the 3 year old - funny stuff to be sure - BTDT - and 3 IMHO is plenty old enough to understand what "no" means.

'Guess nobody wants to hear about my Rotti exploding all over the frickin house yesterday while we were at work huh? :D What a fawking putrid mess that was (fambly room, staircase, living room, kitchen, patio door, holy crap!)... dunno what he got into but he's on water only today to flush things out:p

I had a buddy in High school that would regularly sleep walk into the kitchen and piss in the garbage can. The funny part is that his mom would rag on him about it when all the guys would be over, "Marcus, did you piss in garbage again???" HA HAA

My younger son, still asleep, went into the bathroom one night and pissed in the wicker trashcan that's right beside the toilet.

He went back to bed and didn't remember it at all. His brother, who was the next one in the bathroom that morning, was not happy. :laughing: