my friends just fricking stole a GOLF CART from a local golf cart store warehouse. bbbbbwuahahahahahhahah!!!!! i can't wait till they get busted. it's a gas golf cart, they drove it up here and we took it mudding. didn't do too well but since it weighs near to nothing it got unstuck easily.

that is all.

:rolleyes:

Ahhh, our weekly explanation of the criminal justice system for the ignorant...

we?

maybe you'll get busted too?

<major payne>
WHOS THA DUMMY NOW!
</major payne>

My friend's brother did that. He went to jail. Then it wasn't funny anymore.

Originally posted by Otto Man
my friends just fricking stole a GOLF CART from a local golf cart store warehouse. bbbbbwuahahahahahhahah!!!!! i can't wait till they get busted. it's a gas golf cart, they drove it up here and we took it mudding. didn't do too well but since it weighs near to nothing it got unstuck easily.

that is all.



:rolleyes:

I really really REALLY hoped that this one time, ev eryone on the board would look at this, and just walk away. Just ignore it 100%.

I guess I was wrong. :(

As a teen we used to go to the golf course at night, take them and go grass skiing behind them. Had alot fun when we were young and dumb. Yeah, I know, now I'm just dumb.

hello jerkoff's, i said I didnt steal it. :rolleyes:

i was uploading pics from the digi cam and they came knocking at my door. please note i said i hope they got busted too, but it sure was funny as hell when they first said it. :emb4:

indulf you wish i got busted. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Otto Man
my friends just fricking stole a GOLF CART from a local golf cart store warehouse. bbbbbwuahahahahahhahah!!!!! i can't wait till they get busted. it's a gas golf cart, they drove it up here and we took it mudding. didn't do too well but since it weighs near to nothing it got unstuck easily.

that is all.


Lets see a decent used golf cart sells for about $1500+ so that makes you an accesory to grand theft.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by ForestCam



Lets see a decent used golf cart sells for about $1500+ so that makes you an accesory to grand theft.:rolleyes:


He's already claimed it was just his friends, next step is to claim that it was his neighbor, then the last step is to claim that the guy just moved in, he barely even knows him, hey man leave me alone, I didn't do anything, I'll tell the cops about it, how do I tell the cops about it?

And then he disappears from the board.

We can hope. That's how it worked last time...

Originally posted by Otto Man
they drove it up here and we took it mudding.
that is all.

The word "We" makes you an accessory. If you drive the get away car for a muderer, you'll be charged with the murder also.

whatever. i didn't steal the damn stuipd ass thing. in fact, i have no reason to take a fucking golf cart - why the hell would you???

.

Originally posted by Pazuzu

And then he disappears from the board.

We can hope. That's how it worked last time...



Yup. :rolleyes:

Morons, you can't live with them and you can't shoot them. :mad:

Originally posted by Otto Man
whatever. i didn't steal the damn stuipd ass thing. in fact, i have no reason to take a fucking golf cart - why the hell would you???

Because it would be kick ASS mudding in one. Was it? No really, when I would golf, and we would knock a few back, that cart became a hella lot of fun. I woulda mudded it in a minute.


If it belonged to my friend.

Do you know Bear Bait? Think you two could become real good friends:rainbow:

I may have to take the WV off of my wvanimal. I love my home state but damn there are some dumb asses there.

THINK before you post.....

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
Do you know Bear Bait? Think you two could become real good friends:rainbow:

Now that is hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah.

Originally posted by Otto Man
whatever.

That kinda of denial is priceless.

Originally posted by Otto Man
my friends just fricking stole a GOLF CART from a local golf cart store warehouse. bbbbbwuahahahahahhahah!!!!! i can't wait till they get busted. it's a gas golf cart, they drove it up here and we took it mudding. didn't do too well but since it weighs near to nothing it got unstuck easily.

that is all.


If you think stealing something and then trashing it is funny, you are truly............
STOOOOOPID. :shaking: :shaking: :shaking: :shaking:

Originally posted by wvanimal
I may have to take the WV off of my wvanimal. I love my home state but damn there are some dumb asses there.

so what you are saying is that you were from WV but do not claim to be a redneck? i'm afriad that is NOT possible! :flipoff2:


MRM4418 :

almost got busted for another thing on the net....giving hints on stuff that you light and it goes boom.

Originally posted by Otto Man


MRM4418 :

almost got busted for another thing on the net....giving hints on stuff that you light and it goes boom.

wtf are you talkin about:confused:

are you talkin about the mickey bombs or something?

Originally posted by Berzerker
Morons, you can't live with them and you can't shoot them. :mad:

Actually, you just have to have a good shovel and a tarp, once you determine the ideal spot in the woods to leave them in... :angel:


D00d Forest, edit your reply so it's after me, I was fixing my bad spelling and accidentally deleted it! :p

Originally posted by JeepinDoug


That kinda of denial is priceless.

again, whatever. i had no partaking in that event.

who the hell is bear bait??? oh wait, let me guess - search? i don't feel like it right now. :flipoff2:

Blinky Bill had posted a translator that may help us understand.
Original post deciphered;
MAH FREINDS JUST FRIKNG S2LE A GOLF CART FROM A LOCAL GOLF CART S2RE WAERHOUSA1!!1! OMG WTF LOL BBBWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!11111!!!1!111!1!!!!!11!!111 1 OMG WTF I CANT WATE TIL TH3Y GET BUSTAD1!111 LOL ITS A GAS GOLF CART THEY DROV3 IT UP HERE AND W3 2K IT MUDNG!!1!11!! OMG WTF DIDNT DO 2 WAL BUT SINCE IT WAIGHS N3AR 2 NOTHNG IT GOT UNSTUK 3ASILY11!1! WTF

TAHT IS AL

!!!1!!1! LOL

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


Actually, you just have to have a good shovel and a tarp, once you determine the ideal spot in the woods to leave them in... :angel:



Don't forget the lime, you gotta have a bag of lime!:D



:edit:grumble grumble grumble.....:p

that has got to be the LAMEST attempt EVER to try to be 133t.

Originally posted by Otto Man


again, whatever. i had no partaking in that event.

who the hell is bear bait??? oh wait, let me guess - search? i don't feel like it right now. :flipoff2:

Hey idiot. You are involved the second they come to your house. The cops expect you to rat them out. If you don't, YOU can be called an accessory :rolleyes:

Beter go practice butt-sex with your buddies, so it won't be as painful in prison..........:laughing:

Originally posted by ForestCam



Don't forget the lime, you gotta have a bag of lime!:D



:edit:grumble grumble grumble.....:p


;)

Originally posted by ForestCam



Don't forget the lime, you gotta have a bag of lime!:D



:edit:grumble grumble grumble.....:p

"oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs."

tell me who said that and i won't post any more sofa-king we tarded posts.

Originally posted by Otto Man
hello jerkoff's, i said I didnt steal it. :rolleyes:


You keep rollin' them eyes, shitbird, they're gonna get poked out.

Now let me see if I can manage to penetrate that pointy fucking skull of yours and explain something to your dumb ass.

You went for a ride in a stolen vehicle.

Now, never mind that for a moment, even if it does make you a dumb shit and an accessory after the fact.

You COULD have told him to take it back.

You could have told him to get off your land with his stolen property.

You could have suggested he at least have the courtesy to dump it, wipe it, and call the owners anonymously to let them know where it is.

But no, you didn't do any of that.

You put your goat-smelling ass in that stolen vehicle and went out in the woods to beat on a piece of property that someone else had to work hard to buy.

Now, don't say anything, don't respond, just get the fuck out and don't come back until you fix this mess.

You put yourself INTO it, now you have to make it right, or don't plan on calling yourself a man around here.

Originally posted by VT_Toy


Hey idiot. You are involved the second they come to your house. The cops expect you to rat them out. If you don't, YOU can be called an accessory :rolleyes:

Beter go practice butt-sex with your buddies, so it won't be as painful in prison..........:laughing:

you fools brag about how cool you are on getting speeding tickets so often, endagering the life of others - while "we" harmed no one's life in the process - and yet, you make this case seem to be so much more serious?


if you people call BS on a lot of my posts, how do you know this isn't another BS post i made just to see what your reaction would be?

Originally posted by Otto Man


"oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs."

tell me who said that and i won't post any more sofa-king we tarded posts.


Homer Simpson.... guess you won't be posting anymore if you keep your word now will ya! :D

Originally posted by nakona
But no, you didn't do any of that.


No, he did the same stupid ass thing the other fawking theif did...came on the board and bragged about it.

THAT is stupider than all of the other stuff together.

Originally posted by Otto Man


again, whatever. i had no partaking in that event.

who the hell is bear bait??? oh wait, let me guess - search? i don't feel like it right now. :flipoff2:


Ok, maybe this will make sense to you.

You buddies steal a car, they come over and get you. All of you procede to take the stolen car out joy riding and the cops bust all of you. How far do you think you'd get with the cops by saying "But officer they stole it not me, I had no partaking in that event."

But then again probably not

The CORRECT thing to do would have been to say to your buddies "Hey guys stealing a golf cart is not at all cool and I want no part of it. Now get that thing off my lawn and back to where you got it before I call the cops on you myself." but that would have made you look totally uncool to your friends wouldn't it.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by JeepinDoug
Blinky Bill had posted a translator that may help us understand.
Original post deciphered;
MAH FREINDS JUST FRIKNG S2LE A GOLF CART FROM A LOCAL GOLF CART S2RE WAERHOUSA1!!1! OMG WTF LOL BBBWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!11111!!!1!111!1!!!!!11!!111 1 OMG WTF I CANT WATE TIL TH3Y GET BUSTAD1!111 LOL ITS A GAS GOLF CART THEY DROV3 IT UP HERE AND W3 2K IT MUDNG!!1!11!! OMG WTF DIDNT DO 2 WAL BUT SINCE IT WAIGHS N3AR 2 NOTHNG IT GOT UNSTUK 3ASILY11!1! WTF

TAHT IS AL

!!!1!!1! LOL

FUNNAY :D. that's the The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer
Translator by the way

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal



Homer Simpson.... guess you won't be posting anymore if you keep your word now will ya! :D

i didnt ask you did i? :D

Originally posted by ForestCam

Don't forget the lime, you gotta have a bag of lime!:D


You DO mean lye, don't you?

heh, you guys didn't read ALL of my replies. Who's the dumbass now? (insert evil PBB ownage laugh)

Originally posted by Otto Man
heh, you guys didn't read ALL of my replies. Who's the dumbass now? (insert evil PBB ownage laugh)


Apparently still you.

Originally posted by Otto Man


i didnt ask you did i? :D

You said it in general, I answered it. There ya go.

http://www.kcbx.net/~rloomis/simp182a.wav

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal


You said it in general, I answered it. There ya go.

http://www.kcbx.net/~rloomis/simp182a.wav

I quoted someone in that post.

There ya go. ;)

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost



Apparently still you.

Apparently not. You still didn't read all of my posts. Thank you for playing the Otto Man Mind Game PBB Thread.

You all lost.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Otto Man
[B]

so what you are saying is that you were from WV but do not claim to be a redneck? i'm afriad that is NOT possible! :flipoff2:


No, I am from WV and proud to be. But unlike you I will not directly or indirectly claim to be a dumb ass. I am pretty sure that if you and your friends moved it would raise the collective IQ of the state considerably.

Originally posted by Otto Man


Apparently not. You still didn't read all of my posts. Thank you for playing the Otto Man Mind Game PBB Thread.

You all lost.

Do you mean, "you all lost" as in the ENTIRE PBB? Or just people who rammed hot metal spikes up your ass?

Originally posted by Pazuzu


You DO mean lye, don't you?

No, lye's too caustic and hard to handle. Lime's what you want.:D

Lime has a Ph between 1.8-2.0 where lye has a Ph of 13.

Originally posted by Otto Man


Apparently not. You still didn't read all of my posts. Thank you for playing the Otto Man Mind Game PBB Thread.

You all lost.

If you now trying to infer that the whole incident didn't happen and you made it up to mess with us and some how this is "cool"

your still a dumbass, jsut now your a dumbass with no life :rolleyes:

Originally posted by ForestCam


No, lye's too caustic and hard to handle.

Oh, ForestCam is a little baby, oh, my hands hurt from scooping that lye, oh, I'm bleeding, oh, I can read the newspaper through my palm.

Pussy.

Originally posted by Otto Man


Apparently not. You still didn't read all of my posts. Thank you for playing the Otto Man Mind Game PBB Thread.

You all lost.


Nice way to back peddle when you find out that no one here thinks what your buddies or you did is super duper neato cool huh?

I call BS on your saying the thread was BS!

Originally posted by Otto Man

Thank you for playing the Otto Man Mind Game PBB Thread.

You all lost.

You are obviously too smart for us...

Please leave.

Originally posted by Berzerker


If you now trying to infer that the whole incident didn't happen and you made it up to mess with us and some how this is "cool"

your still a dumbass, jsut now your a dumbass with no life :rolleyes:

Actually not. It's for my school paper on the way people think and reactions. I bet the teacher can't wait till I show her all of the results un edited!!

buwhahahahhaa.

this is gonna be fun reading to the class!!!:cool:

It's hopeless people. :( You can educate an ignorant person, but when
it comes to the truly stupid like Otto Man it's a lost cause. :shaking: :shaking: :(
We can only hope that Darwin will strike quickly.

Hey Ottoman, how old are you really ya retreaded retard, please pack your shiat and leave this BB.

PA: Attention all passengers on the train to the Band, Last call for Ottoman:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Pazuzu


Oh, ForestCam is a little baby, oh, my hands hurt from scooping that lye, oh, I'm bleeding, oh, I can read the newspaper through my palm.

Pussy.

Oh sure, like you want the cops to see your hands and say "Hey Cliff, look at his hands. I'll bet he's buried a body. LEt's get 'em!"
"But Phil I can't get these cuffs to stay on. They keep sliding right off along with his thumbs!":laughing:

can we ban this inbred idiot yet? plllllllllllllease roxxxxxxy please make it stop.

i have yet to see one post trying to "educate" me here S.D. All I see are flames?

Originally posted by r0ckRnr
can we ban this inbred idiot yet? plllllllllllllease roxxxxxxy please make it stop.

you didn't have to click the thread.


though i did get some awesome stuff for my report. thanks for your time guys.:D

Hey asshat!!!!!!!!!!!

You're an accessory. You infringed on someone else's right to enjoy their property in which they fawking PAID for!!!!!!!!!!!

You are inherited some extremely bad Karma and really deserved to either get the crap kicked out of ya or get butt-raped by four inbred hillbilly brothers.............

I see lots of attempts to educate you. However I'm sure you see those as flames. Which is what worthless whiney people see too... hmm... is that a coincidence?

Originally posted by Otto Man


you fools brag about how cool you are on getting speeding tickets so often, endagering the life of others - while "we" harmed no one's life in the process - and yet, you make this case seem to be so much more serious?


if you people call BS on a lot of my posts, how do you know this isn't another BS post i made just to see what your reaction would be?

Unlike many people here, I did not make a moral judgement. I was merely pointing out that you are an idiot for not realizing that you could get in serious trouble for it.

Originally posted by Bubba Ray Boudreaux
Hey asshat!!!!!!!!!!!

You're an accessory. You infringed on someone else's right to enjoy their property in which they fawking PAID for!!!!!!!!!!!

You are inherited some extremely bad Karma and really deserved to either get the crap kicked out of ya or get butt-raped by four inbred hillbilly brothers.............

Hey asshat!!!!!!!!!

Others already told me that. ;)

Originally posted by VT_Toy


Unlike many people here, I did not make a moral judgement. I was merely pointing out that you are an idiot for not realizing that you could get in serious trouble for it.

Well taken. Thanks for your time.:cool:

Originally posted by Otto Man


Hey asshat!!!!!!!!!

Others already told me that. ;)

So you admit to have no reading comprehension skills?

Originally posted by Otto Man
i have yet to see one post trying to "educate" me here S.D. All I see are flames?


Can't edumacate someone when they're too dumb, no strike that, when they're too nonsensical to realize they need it.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Otto Man
i have yet to see one post trying to "educate" me here S.D. All I see are flames?


The post is right here.... (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=18977)

Originally posted by DEnd


So you admit to have no reading comprehension skills?

yep. i'm one of those border jumpers from mexico. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal



The post is right here.... (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=18977)

^^^^^^^^^^ oldest play in the PBB book.

Originally posted by Otto Man


yep. i'm one of those border jumpers from mexico. :rolleyes:

Good now go talk to your english teacher and parents so you can improve that skill. As it is your parent's and teacher's job to ensure that you have that necessary skill.

Hey OttoMan SUCK THIS!!!

Originally posted by Otto Man
i have yet to see one post trying to "educate" me here S.D. All I see are flames?


Then you truly are stupid. Many of the posts informed you that what you claimed
to have done was illegal and then they also explained exactly why it was illegal. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

How about this Ottoman, this is the last one.:flipoff2:

Otto boy, you are truly a dumb fawk. Take this thread back to school and read it to your class, I would love to sit back and watch as one on those "borderjumpers" pummels your worthless skin. And to think, you were the fastest sperm.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by MikeW
Hey OttoMan SUCK THIS!!!

Weakest owned picture ever. for real.

I know rules S.D.. I was stirring the pot to see if there was anyone else who had flames (info) for my report. Over 500 views in less than 2 hours is good enough for the report and more. thanks for your time.:)

It's alright folks. I just forwarded this thread to the West Virginia State Police and requested they forward it to the local PDs.

IP is logged, and all they have to do is wait for the company to report the cart stolen :D

Originally posted by Tbam
Otto boy, you are truly a dumb fawk. Take this thread back to school and read it to your class, I would love to sit back and watch as one on those "borderjumpers" pummels your worthless skin. And to think, you were the fastest sperm.:flipoff2:

why would a "border jumper" want to pummel my 'worthless' skin? You truly think im reading EVERY FAWKING POST?!?!?!

though that would take up a shitload of time in class.... hmmm;)

mike: another weak owange. and it's not weak because it's directed toward me, it's weak because all you did was type a few words in a picuture you found on the net.

Originally posted by DieLucas!
It's alright folks. I just forwarded this thread to the West Virginia State Police and requested they forward it to the local PDs.

IP is logged, and all they have to do is wait for the company to report the cart stolen :D

sorry man, nothing happened. i know you want me to get busted but it aint gonna happen. i will however leave you guys alone for a few days though. celebrate, celebrate, dance to the music.......:)

Can PBB institute some kind of IQ test before you're allowed to post? Although it is kind of funny to watch these guys try and talk themselves out of a corner. "It's for a report. Really. It is." After your "I'm so cool" post blew up in your face.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Otto Man


^^^^^^^^^^ oldest play in the PBB book.

HAHA What date did you register?

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: WV
Member #18977
Posts: 46

:D

Guilty by association. Nuff said:rolleyes:

Originally posted by withamc
Can PBB institute some kind of IQ test before you're allowed to post? Although it is kind of funny to watch these guys try and talk themselves out of a corner. "It's for a report. Really. It is." After your "I'm so cool" post blew up in your face.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Please, no IQ test, I can hardly pass a urine test.
He tried to change the subject atleast 5 times during the course of the thread. His opening story is true and the class revision is BS. He already said he can't wait to show this to his teacher unedited then back peddles and says it would take way to long to read the whole thread. So now it's edited, ruining the credibilty of his research, paraphrasing to a brief synopsys.
Is it too early for this week's asshat poll?
How 'bout a band poll?
10 outta 10 ok?

Can someone please put this asshat in PBB's version of "American Idol?"

Originally posted by ChevyCaGal



The post is right here.... (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=18977)

Thanks, but you should of used this one. (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/member.php?s=&action=logout)

Otto, I hope you never have children. It would truly be a shame if you infected this world with your poisoned seed. You should also consider registering for disability, because it's obvious that you're completely blind to the fact that you are a total tool.

Priceless how the story has changed more times than I can count already. You can literally feel the fear oozing out of him. DieLucas!, I really hope you did forward this shit to the cops and log his IP. What a joke :rolleyes:

Judging by the initial post I'm gonna put this kid around oh say 13 yrs old?

Originally posted by redneckengineered
DieLucas!, I really hope you did forward this shit to the cops and log his IP. What a joke :rolleyes:



I really hope his story is fake...I can't imagine the cops knockin' on your door is gonna make your folks proud. Then again, maybe his folks are hoping the cops will take him away...it sure beats havin' him live there until he's 38.

Originally posted by Otto Man
whatever. i didn't steal the damn stuipd ass thing. in fact, i have no reason to take a fucking golf cart - why the hell would you???


Do you understand just how stupid that is??? Why did your friends steel it? They didnt have a good reason either, they just thought it was the cool thing to do at the time. Well someone coud just as easily be posting on here right now " awe man some dumbass kids stole my golfcart last night and trashed it, no insurance on it either, I'm out $2000!!" How funny is that???



So shut up!!! Dumbass kids!!!:flipoff2:

And then why would you post this mindless account of your actions on the interweb?

as your attorney i advise you to report this heinous crime and any damage that might have been incurred during the ' joy ride' . sure they are your friends however 34.51 states that 'anyone having knowledge of a felony must report it immediately and not doing so constitutes accessory, conspiracy, furthermore under jurisdiction of the federal revised statute on racketeering ,the person having been found by investigation to not have reported a felony may be charged as a co - defendant in future adjudication -( prosecutororial discretion--combs vs. california 1994) investigations are allowed two years to bring charges.
otto , as your attorney i advise you to take a plea. and start you life new putting as much space between you and future criminal activity.

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
.


I gues you would have noticed that cool old Travelall in that movie hu?

Originally posted by scottsdalerob
as your attorney ...


Ha! An attorney in La Grande, Oregon? Now I've heard EVERYTHING! Heck, La Grande probably has a Dairy Queen (which qualifies it as a town), but does it even have a Walmart?

Originally posted by Chief yelling alot



I gues you would have noticed that cool old Travelall in that movie hu?


You know it. :D

i see ya man! that's pretty good. however if noticing wal mart's makes up your mind if a place is a town then maybe you can bring your sketcher's and your 'good' pair of glasses to lagrande to find out for yourself. see .. i know when im getting baited into some sorry ass bull shi@. which is exactly what the anger management taught me .. ok- so im a little loopy, maybe got some people id like to nut up on . but do us both a favor and take it as well as you give it that way no one becomes some sort of statistic or some shit like that.

just a whiteboy with a one ton

Originally posted by scottsdalerob
i know when im getting baited into some sorry ass bull shi@. which is exactly what the anger management taught me


I'm not baiting anybody. Grow some thicker skin (and maybe tell me if there is actually a listing for an attorney in La Grande's phone book...'cuz that would be funnay if there was). :flipoff2:

hey lucas shit yeah we got a walmart, and shitloads of attorneys , in fact my best girlfreind is the sex crimes prosecutor for eastern oregon and guess what she lives here.(cmon dude i was bieng sarcastic about the attorney bit , just thought i should advise him ' to take a plea now' ) cmon man! run with it! anyway maybe i didnt see your take on lagrande in the right way all i know is i want to roast this dude for being stupid as fawk and for especially insulting us for even posting such a stupdi ass post real or not who tf cares? been hard day at work man !

btw i think i could kick your uncoordinated ass .























jk !

Originally posted by scottsdalerob
btw i think i could kick your uncoordinated ass .


Even missing my ACL, I think not.













































n/k :D

[edit: BTW...I try not to pass up opportunities to pick on small Oregon towns]

Originally posted by Blinky Bill
FUNNAY :D. that's the The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer
Translator by the way
It's a program*. :flipoff2:

* not really a program

I just took a shit in honor of this thread.

Originally posted by TexasBlake
I just took a shit in honor of this thread.

I hope you remembered to wipe.

Originally posted by TexasBlake
I just took a shit in honor of this thread.

You clogged the toilet again, didn't you?

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost


I hope you remembered to wipe.

Blake? Yeah right.

I'm still curious why this site is soooo full of pussies now???? this is a funny story...take it for what it is and quit bitching.

Those who didn't find this story funny should really pack your bags. ANd don't gimme this "I grew up sh!T" it's really that yall are pussies now.
I hope someday this site reverts to it's hard core roots.




Otto Man...good story! That sh!t's always worth a laugh :D

Originally posted by Sillyneck
I'm still curious why this site is soooo full of pussies now???? this is a funny story...take it for what it is and quit bitching.

Those who didn't find this story funny should really pack your bags. ANd don't gimme this "I grew up sh!T" it's really that yall are pussies now.
I hope someday this site reverts to it's hard core roots.




Otto Man...good story! That sh!t's always worth a laugh :D

So, what your saying is. If I come over steel your shit, trash it in the woods.

1) you won't call the cops

2) you'll laugh it up

Sorry man, I just don't buy it. There's breaking traffic laws, then there is breaking "real" laws. I may speed, but I sure as hell won't be crossing the line of grand theft.

Originally posted by Otto Man
if you people call BS on a lot of my posts, how do you know this isn't another BS post i made just to see what your reaction would be?

That is the LAMEST attempt to "unsay" something, that I have ever seen.

Uh, yeah, uh, well, I uh, had this really uh, brilliant stroke of uh, genius, and uh, I thought I would uh, post this total uh, fabrication here uh, to see how you uh people would uh respond, uh, you know?

Originally posted by Bobzooki


That is the LAMEST attempt to "unsay" something, that I have ever seen.



I dunno.. maybe he wants to be as "cool" as offroader35. But since EVERYONE here knows he doesn't stand a chance with a girl, let along a peruvian one without having to pay lots of $$$ for it. (whores have standards too) He had to go to his buddies and a golf cart for a story.

:flipoff2:

i hope he has taken action! funny is a day later -and hassles with the cops etc and them finding all the crap his 'friends' stashed at his house that is stolen , illegal, etc. ..........hey otto this will happen hope your funny ass can admit you're a:
A. dumbass
B. liar.
C. got no friends
as your attorney i advise you to report this heinous crime and any damage that might have been incurred during the ' joy ride' . sure they are your friends however 34.51 states that 'anyone having knowledge of a felony must report it immediately and not doing so constitutes accessory, conspiracy, furthermore under jurisdiction of the federal revised statute on racketeering ,the person having been found by investigation to not have reported a felony may be charged as a co - defendant in future adjudication -( prosecutororial discretion--combs vs. california 1994) investigations are allowed two years to bring charges.
otto , as your attorney i advise you to take a plea. and start you life new putting as much space between you and future criminal activity.:flipoff2:

It's a story. I've seen this ENTIRE THREAD once before, the same opening story, except it was a riced out honda taken mudding (and got stuck a lot because it was heavy and was lowered and had cheap slicks).

How is a speeding law to protect me on the highway- yes, you know who you are, people who ride my tail and then pass me just as I accelerate or put on a turn signal.

Speeding can kill people, no matter how much denial you're in.

Still, if he HAD really participated in a stolen golf cart, I'd call him a fucking moron and nearly as bad a speeder, except he was in the financial and theft misbehavior area of crime, instead of the endangering life mishehavior.

I'll have to settle with dinging him for not being original enough to come up with his own story.

And you guys ARE hypocrites for bragging about all your tickets. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Travis Waldher


So, what your saying is. If I come over steel your shit, trash it in the woods.

1) you won't call the cops

2) you'll laugh it up

Sorry man, I just don't buy it. There's breaking traffic laws, then there is breaking "real" laws. I may speed, but I sure as hell won't be crossing the line of grand theft.

Like I said. it's a story take it for what it is.....maybe it didn't even happen. You laugh at the dumbassness or you hit the back button. not your place to judge unless you're involved weenie.

Also with your little "So, what your saying is. If I come over steel your shit, trash it in the woods.

1) you won't call the cops

2) you'll laugh it up"

No here's what would happen:

A) you're too scared to come to my house cause you've become one of the weenies on this site

B) No I don't call the cops...they are a bunch of punks who are also too scared to come out....we handle theft ourselves out here and dat's it!

Originally posted by an0iance
And you guys ARE hypocrites for bragging about all your tickets. :rolleyes:

I bragged about my tickets and not once did I make a reference to the supposed theft of a golf cart. I don't recognize any of these people bitching at you or Ottoman on the speeding thread bragging about speeding, so I don't see who the hypocrite is.

The fact remains, speeding is a misdemeanor. Stealing a golf cart is Grand Larceny and is a felony. Three strikes in certain states, and you're doing long time. Doesn't make much sense to brag about it, especially since most people get caught blabbing about their adventures doing crime.:rolleyes:

Bottom line: Jail sucks but you made a reservation. Assume I am a cop. Assume I give a shit. I can find your address on the web then to your house. How long will you hold up to interrogation? How much do your friends mean to you. Do they mean 5 years? 5 years probation? Have you been on probation? Yeah, we all do this crap when we are young but we learn quick. High School stops at 17. Grow the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.