how come sometimes they don't stink , and othertimes you can clear a room:D

methane vrs. air vrs. free suspended fecal particles =< wind derection/ambiant air temp
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humidity

also never under any circumstaces fart while in the shower :D

Farts make me laugh! (room clearing or not) :flipoff2:

the best ones are when you plant you ass up to a fender of a car and let one rip...sounds like a bomb went off...i have also found you get a nice tone with a closed bedroom door

Try this http://www.misternicehands.com/

Click on the hand......

ROFLMAO!!! Pull my finger! :D

Methane is a colorless and odorless gas created by biological waste; however COLON DUST is a particulate matter.....

Originally posted by tipover
Methane is a colorless and odorless gas created by biological waste; however COLON DUST is a particulate matter.....

Apparently you've never smelt a Bic lighter from Asia. They're filled with methane and smell exactly like ass.

The best stinkers are when you fart in the bath tub.

Originally posted by Richard
how come sometimes they don't stink , and othertimes you can clear a room:D

Burritos or beer make for some rank nose hair curling headache inducing underwearing staining farts for me....

Originally posted by 82crawler


Burritos or beer make for some rank nose hair curling headache inducing underwearing staining farts for me....


The ones that blow right past a turd are the best. Usually they are low volume with a thick content.:eek:

Fart in the shower is bad, but from under bathwater..... :barf: Gawd that's horrid. Something about the water molecules.

THis thread made me fart. AWESOME. :D :D

Fart inna hot tub is the greatest.
Rapid dispersion.
Eveyone gets to sample it's hardy flavor.

:cow:

i just farted in honor of this thread

My best are after fried chicken..

Originally posted by Jason R
THis thread made me fart. AWESOME. :D :D

Me TOO!?!?!?! :flipoff2:

Girls don't fart!!!!


























If there is anyone around to hear...

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
Girls don't fart!!!!

If there is anyone around to hear...

Co Pilot and I rip them on each other all the time, then we giggle:D

Now I never said that I had a problem with a good old fashioned belching contest:D

Why do farts stink?

























































So the deaf can enjoy them too!:flipoff2:

the worst are when youre REALLY hungover and ate a few cheeseburgers the night before. some nasty chemicals brewin in there=vomit from smell the next day

Originally posted by pyros46290
the worst are when youre REALLY hungover and ate a few cheeseburgers the night before. some nasty chemicals brewin in there=vomit from smell the next day

Also made me vomit thinking of that combination.:barf:

Vegetarian farts are the worst. Something about plant material breaking down.....yikes. I like to let mine off in the elevator. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Mustard Dog


Co Pilot and I rip them on each other all the time, then we giggle:D

foreplay

Farts are but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.:flipoff2:

I like to fart when I'm waiting tables I call it "crop dusting" when someone has been there too long I hoping I do a silent but deadly one so they can leave.

But I'm a gassy girl so I fart daily.

Originally posted by The Californian
Vegetarian farts are the worst.

Funny the one thing that makes me fart the most is Salad. If I mix it with other food its not so bad. They dont really stink, but they are almost constant for like two hours.

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
Farts are but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.:flipoff2:

I almost woke up my baby laughing at that one!



I farted twice while typing this.... :flipoff2:

Didja ever wake yourself up farting? I've woken up with my leg up in the air and ripping a 100db air horn blast. The wife especially enjoys those.:D

I've been ripping some stinkers all day. I'm talkin ass-hole burning, paint peeling stinkers. I think its fun.:D

Natural Light....


nuff said :barf:


I could make burnt 90w cry with that odor!!!

http://book.realbuy.ws/0916291529.html

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by pyros46290
the worst are when youre REALLY hungover and ate a few cheeseburgers the night before. some nasty chemicals brewin in there=vomit from smell the next day

A couple of pints of stout, and a bag of White Castles!!! :barf:

But I can't get away with a lunch like that at work, so I'll do the next best thing...Chicken and broccoli :evil:


Andy
Hold the Beano please...

Molson Export and Taco Smell...now thats a fart

A Yuengling fart is distinctive, powerful, and utterly deady.

Its all fun and games until you get "Juice touching cloth" then you are nervous all day!!:eek:

For anybody below the Mason Dixon line it has to be Budweiser and Waffle House. GAWD DAMN!! Keep you brewing for days.

i like sneaking up to the unsuspecting thigh of my girlfriend when she's asleep, then letting a nice hot quiet one on her....almost always makes her squirm around in her sleep.....i guess in just fawked in the head.......lol

heh yeah im too lazy to roll my ass the other way so i just let it go and see if she wakes up :) bad fuckin habit but for some reason i wouldent care too much if she did it to me

OMG you guys, you are making my DIE over here... Im laughing so hard I can't breathe! Holy CHIT! BWAHAHAHA....
Why do farts stink?
So the deaf can enjoy them too :flipoff2:

Thats gotta be the funniest thing Ive heard all day.
Scott

Originally posted by Welby
A Yuengling fart is distinctive, powerful, and utterly deady.

I haven't had one of those since June *sniffle*.:(