apparently anal sex is all the rage right now. every porno movie i see has some anal in it (and no i'm not watching :rainbow: movies). I've parked offroadr-jr. in girls' backdoors before but am not a fan because he never comes out squeeky clean :eek: . Do these girls get enemas before the scenes or somethin? Do they just take a big shit first? What am i missing here? :confused:

Originally posted by offroadr35
apparently anal sex is all the rage right now. every porno movie i see has some anal in it (and no i'm not watching :rainbow: movies). I've parked offroadr-jr. in girls' backdoors before but am not a fan because he never comes out squeeky clean :eek: . Do these girls get enemas before the scenes or somethin? Do they just take a big shit first? What am i missing here? :confused:


Use a condom. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



Use a condom. :flipoff2:

in my experience that makes it worse. the condom sticks to stuff

use the search button.. its been covered. ;)








































:eek: thats pretty bad. LOL

Originally posted by offroadr35


in my experience that makes it worse. the condom sticks to stuff


Lots of lube too. And yes, to the best of my knowledge those
grrls in the pornos do an emema before the scene.

Originally posted by sceep
use the search button.. its been covered. ;)


the worst part is if i search for anal sex i'm going to get about a bazillion threads returned

EDIT: just tried the search, only got 29 back but the closest i got to mine was "why is it called cornholing?" :laughing:

type and quality of lube. i have never had any "clingers" :flipoff2:
some get enima's not all .

Originally posted by usmcdoc14
type and quality of lube. i have never had any "clingers" :flipoff2:
some get enima's not all .

seems in pornos they usually use spit, is this the way to go? apparently my aqualube doesn't cut it. I should have known the doc would come to the rescue.

-Steve

Originally posted by offroadr35


seems in pornos they usually use spit, is this the way to go? apparently my aqualube doesn't cut it. I should have known the doc would come to the rescue.

-Steve


KY

icy hot :D

Originally posted by Mr McGee
icy hot :D

DITTO!

AstroGlide , there is no equal :flipoff2:

or Wet-light, if you are taking pictures it doesnt reflect as much light off it but doesnt realy last as long eather.

actually astroglide is what i have :confused:

oh well, i'm not even gettin punani sex right now so worrying about anal logistics i guess will have to wait.

Originally posted by offroadr35
actually astroglide is what i have :confused:

oh well, i'm not even gettin punani sex right now so worrying about anal logistics i guess will have to wait.


What, did the Peruvian chick dump you ??? :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with. :flipoff2:
:eek: and i thought it was just the lube all this time, that would also exsplain the callouses on my knuckles also :D

When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with.


that shit is hilarious:D

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with. :flipoff2:

Yep, the only way to go:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with. :flipoff2:


Silly Asshole. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Theres something very disturbing about a penis named *offroadr-jr* :roxy:

While your back there working, don't forget your Dirty Sanchez.

See, Why can't I get questions like this in ASK JSA??? :flipoff2:

From all my reading into the lifestyles of the porn industry, the quality companies will have the chick get an enema prior to anal scenes, your low budget studios don't really care.

Now, from personal experience poking the brown eye, the woman has to "be prepared" for said pokage, meaning she should have taken a healthy dump sometime prior to the festivities. In all my years, I have never extracted a "dirty dick",.....maybe I'm just lucky.

Also, I never ask to bang her in the butt, it's more fun when she offers it up,.......kinda like opening up a Christmas/birthday present sorta feeling:D :D

edit: for lube, we've found nothing better than ID Lube,.....it's some good stuff, and if for some unknown reason you get some in your mouth, there's no taste to it:D

Originally posted by InfantryYJ


Also, I never ask to bang her in the butt, it's more fun when she offers it up,.......kinda like opening up a Christmas/birthday present sorta feeling:D :D


Do you thank Santa? :D

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole



Do you thank Santa? :D

Not directly, but she knows that I am definately thankfu:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by usmcdoc14
AstroGlide , there is no equal :flipoff2:

or Wet-light, if you are taking pictures it doesnt reflect as much light off it but doesnt realy last as long eather.


Leave it to doc to know the photographic (photogenic?) properties of anal lube.:laughing:

Astroglide is what I prefer. Towel under da butt helps as well. Just don't go in for ramming speed right away that is a good way to get your head knocked off!

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
Astroglide is what I prefer. Towel under da butt helps as well. Just don't go in for ramming speed right away that is a good way to get your head knocked off!

Don't you mean pinched off?:laughing:

Originally posted by ForestCam


Don't you mean pinched off?:laughing:
Just remember that when she grabs your junk and asks "Is this a slinkey?"

Originally posted by offroadr35
I've parked offroadr-jr. in girls' backdoors before but am not a fan because he never comes out squeeky clean

ROTFLMAO


This reminds me of this crazy guy from New York I used to work with. He always said, "Whats a little shit on your dick you can always wash that off":laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
Just don't go in for ramming speed right away

A gentlemans preference as well. ;)

Thank you guys for soooo much entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was goin at it from behind, and accidently poked her in the bum.... all i got to say was a lot of swearing, and crying involved. no more bootay fer me for a bit. they aint too crazy about the chocolate starfish invasion when they arnt expecting it.

yeah i always wondered about those porno chicks too. i got this one off kazaa with these 2 chicks and the dude kept givin a rusty trumpet from one to the other and they were likin it. u know they aint gittin it near their mouth when u got some mud on your dick. it might be one thing of its her but if its from another chick.... i duno maybe im just not meetin the right chicks :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
When you get finished, and are about to pull out, donkey punch her in the back of the head and tell her that her mother was better. She'll clinch up and you pull out, it'll be clean enough to wash your dishes with. :flipoff2:

That is one of the funniest things I think I've ever read.