All right I know you all are out there.


Time to check in:flipoff2:

AM NOT!:p

Right here. Certified Pervert. :D :D :D :D

I'm in:D

Dirty Bastard right here. :D


Hef

http://vulnerabilities.org/rado/captainslog-aroused.jpg

God, I could have made first reply, but I decided not to be lame.

I like it in the poopshoot!






































of other girls :P

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
All right I know you all are out there.


Time to check in:flipoff2:


You do know the difference between kinky and perverted............. don't you ????????

i suppose you're referring to me also :rolleyes: :flipoff2:

i don't get it though. a guy and a girl are having sex whether it be for love or simply for pleasure, why not try things and be adventurous? It doesn't make sense why people would limit their pleasure for no reason :confused:

It's not gay or unmasculine to try to get as much pleasure for yourself and your partner as possible. In fact it is pretty unmasculine to deliberatly limit your and your partner's pleasure

Yep. I admit it, I am a pervert.

Absolutly... and so is the lady...:D :D :D

I know you are, but what am I ?! :flipoff2:

yup. I am here.

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ
All right I know you all are out there.


Time to check in:flipoff2:
Young lady,...define "pervert". Just want to see if I'm on the same page.

See I define "Pervert" as people who fawk farm animals.
Websters

P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-vûrt)
tr.v. per·vert·ed, per·vert·ing, per·verts

1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See Synonyms at corrupt.
4. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an analysis that perverts the meaning of the poem.

One who practices sexual perversion.






Kinky I'll admit too though. :D


kink·y [Audio pronunciation of kinky] ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kngk)
adj. kink·i·er, kink·i·est

1. Tightly twisted or curled: kinky hair.
2. Slang. Showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes, especially of a sexual or erotic nature: “his appetite for kinky filmmaking, unmitigated by any artistry” (John Simon)

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



You do know the difference between kinky and perverted............. don't you ????????

Yes.

Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Originally posted by nakona


Yes.

Kinky is using a feather.

Perverted is using the whole chicken.


DING DING DING We have a winner. :D :D :D

I guess since I film porn I could be considered a pervert. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by M.Martian
I guess since I film porn I could be considered a pervert. :rolleyes:


You have any openings for cameramen ??? :D :D

we are clampers, do we need to say more?

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



You have any openings for cameramen ??? :D :D

Easy SDCJ.. check your hormones at the door. He filmsmostly gay porn and Farm animal Sado-masochistic necrophiliac beasteality films. (Do a search for Beating a dead horse)

Well, I'm here, April, but you couldn't handle me. My Metal ain't the only thing Twisted. And your toes would be, too.;)

Originally posted by Chister


Easy SDCJ.. check your hormones at the door. He filmsmostly gay porn and Farm animal Sado-masochistic necrophiliac beasteality films. (Do a search for Beating a dead horse)

Shh. Quiet down about that. That's a secret since it's illegal to sell let alone film that kind of stuff. :flipoff2:

Card carrying perv.

Is your question relative to fetish or fetish of relatives?
Hmmm.......Pondering

Am I late?
:D

Well I know im a perv.. but now my art history teacher thinks im a perv too because I was looking at FHM in her class. :confused:

Donkey punch
Cincinatti Steamer
Hot carl
I'll pee in her butt - make her fart yellow
The slide
Rusty trombone

Yes, I'm a perv

Originally posted by 85runnerAZ
Donkey punch
Cincinatti Steamer
Hot carl
I'll pee in her butt - make her fart yellow
The slide
Rusty trombone

Yes, I'm a perv
What's the difference between a Cincinatti Steamer and a Clevland Steamer?

Originally posted by JeepinDoug

What's the difference between a Cincinatti Steamer and a Clevland Steamer?

Same thing - except for the corn content.

Originally posted by 85runnerAZ


Same thing - except for the corn content.

That's just nutty, like chunky peanut butter.

Originally posted by JeepinDoug


That's just nutty, like chunky peanut butter.

If the donor has nasty hemroids, it will be like chunky peanut butter but with the jelly already mixed in!!


Edit - forgot to include "butter"

Sh*t.

Late for my own party :D

WOW, I don't even know what some of the aforementioned things are guess I am not perverted, just a dirty old man. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



You have any openings for cameramen ??? :D :D

Got to be able to film without a boner so I think as far as that goes, you're disqualified:flipoff2:

Honest to God there is a whip and a pair of handcuffs in my bed right now.:eek: :eek: :D

Originally posted by crackalackin
Well I know im a perv.. but now my art history teacher thinks im a perv too because I was looking at FHM in her class. :confused:

Hey, what school are you at?

21 year old perv here:flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



You have any openings for fluffers ??? :D :D

:eek::eek::eek::flipoff2:

VERY Dirty mind here:D You say anything that even remotely suggests being a sexual inuendo and I will start laughing. :p

Sorry I was so vauge guys.
Annything goes;) :D :eek:

Present:)

I am the debaser


god i love the Pixies.

I was a pervert before any of you... I'm a PRE-vert:flipoff2:

I am a dirty, dirty, boy

:evil:

I'm a fawking saint.

Yeah, that's it.

You betcha.

Perfectly fawking normal.

Never had an impure thought in my life.

Like my friend Johnny says, "What's black, and blue, and hates sex?"

The eight-year-old in my closet...

Now, HE'S a pervert.

EDIT: Damn, I forgot about my avatar. Maybe I'm not pure as the driven snow, after all... :D

Sorry I'm late
I was sniffing bicycle seats down at the school yard.

Gotta run

Putting on my PBB chastity belt now:D

And guys,
Get your minds out of the gutter.







mine has no room to get by:flipoff2: