: What were they thinking??


mudlite
12-10-2001, 02:57 PM
Please feel free to post any pictures you think would fit this description. This isn't stuck pics, we want to see rigs that shouldn't be. Zuks that have been Bastardized into awful creations and should be removed from the gene pool so to say.

:flipoff2: let give them up:flipoff2:

Rudezuk
12-10-2001, 03:30 PM
Here is a few that i have found on the net....

Root Moose
12-10-2001, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by mudlite
Please feel free to post any pictures you think would fit this description. This isn't stuck pics, we want to see rigs that shouldn't be. Zuks that have been Bastardized into awful creations and should be removed from the gene pool so to say.

:flipoff2: let give them up:flipoff2:

Jeez, John, you've got a real hate on for the Samburban, eh?

<ducking for cover>

:flipoff2:

Rudezuk
12-10-2001, 03:41 PM
this one has a corvette motor!

Rudezuk
12-10-2001, 03:47 PM
and another

Rudezuk
12-10-2001, 04:11 PM
And this one too!!!

:flipoff2:

mud-magnet
12-10-2001, 04:15 PM
here ya go..........who would do this.........just kidding john....:D ....
http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/sonmud1.JPG

mudlite
12-10-2001, 04:40 PM
Come on Chris, post it.........................PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

mudlite
12-10-2001, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by RudeZuk
And this one too!!!

:flipoff2:

Come on now, be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or I'll send you to your room with out diner!!!!

:flipoff2: :D :D :flipoff2:

mudlite
12-10-2001, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by mud-magnet
here ya go..........who would do this.........just kidding john....:D ....
http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/sonmud1.JPG

Aweeeeeeeeeeee, Its " Son of a Mudder" . hehehehehehe.
Its amazing what a 4" brush and pool paint can do. Damn I had fun in that truck.:D

mud-magnet
12-10-2001, 05:26 PM
that old thing would look so cool with 38" swampers on it.......

mud-magnet
12-10-2001, 05:49 PM
heres a serious one for ya john.......
http://www.pirate4x4.com/ubb/uploads/scary254.jpg

zooki guy
12-10-2001, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by mud-magnet
heres a serious one for ya john.......
http://www.pirate4x4.com/ubb/uploads/scary254.jpg


Holy shait...................that is fawkin unreal.:eek: :eek:


Please tell me this thing doesn't move on the road or it has been corrected.

Rockrat
12-10-2001, 06:00 PM
Man stupidity breeds like a wildfire:smokin:
That guy needs to be publicly cained

mud-magnet
12-10-2001, 06:12 PM
that was posted a couple of months ago by poppycock..........

High5
12-10-2001, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by mud-magnet
heres a serious one for ya john.......
http://www.pirate4x4.com/ubb/uploads/scary254.jpg

i don't see the problem with this one.........oh i see it, they forgot to use a cotter pin on the tie rod ends. :flipoff2:

wild1
12-10-2001, 09:55 PM
You dumbass. It has cotter pins installed. The problem is with the brakelines. Those will break easily when he starts flexing.:D

moto261
12-11-2001, 03:09 AM
would like to know who this is i need to build another sammi and i think this would be a good idea i think the flex would be a plus thanks can any one help:massey:

1TONTJ
12-11-2001, 05:00 AM
Here is a couple REALLY nasty pics that should definatly be removed from the gene pool:
http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/john7.JPG

http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/show1.JPG

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Phil

Azrckcrawler
12-11-2001, 05:41 AM
It's impresive what this guy did to make this a reality, but why? It' has to be incredibly underpowered and tippy.

http://home.t-online.de/home/DeGraeve/sj6_6.gif

http://home.t-online.de/home/DeGraeve/sj6_1.jpg

http://home.t-online.de/home/DeGraeve/sj6_3.jpg

Read about it here. (http://home.t-online.de/home/DeGraeve/sj6_e.htm)

Azrckcrawler
12-11-2001, 05:58 AM
And then there's this little gem.....

http://www.win.net/lowriders/cars/pictures/gedup.jpg

On second thoought these hydraulics might be handy on the trail for hopping up obstacles....

http://www.win.net/lowriders/cars/pictures/kirk1.jpg

http://www.win.net/lowriders/cars/pictures/tobby2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/quad_zuki/lowriderzuki.jpg

I feel breakfast coming up.... :barf:

Root Moose
12-11-2001, 06:08 AM
This is a neat idea but I can't see how it could be large enough to be useful (this is a SWB not a LWB truck - even LWB would be a stretch - no pun intended):

http://root.moose.ca/~chris/images/thall.jpg

r@m

mudlite
12-11-2001, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by 1TONTJ
Here is a couple REALLY nasty pics that should definatly be removed from the gene pool:
http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/john7.JPG

http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/john/show1.JPG

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Phil

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!! go back to your own room and pick on someone your own size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey that was a coooooooooool rig. The cops loved it.:D :D :D :D

mud-magnet
12-11-2001, 02:42 PM
i don't see any family resembilance between that white one and mud-lite..........lol.........:D

RoCkSkuLLz
12-12-2001, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by mud-magnet
heres a serious one for ya john.......
http://www.pirate4x4.com/ubb/uploads/scary254.jpg

HOLY SHIT Man what the hell !! Talk about goin budget lift. And that steering :eek: :eek: :eek:

mud-magnet
12-12-2001, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Rockbuggy


HOLY SHIT Man what the hell !! Talk about goin budget lift. And that steering :eek: :eek: :eek:

yeah, i love how he got the SHOCKS on there too.......:flipoff2: and the break lines

TNToy
12-14-2001, 04:27 PM
What about trail oops's? Like flat-ground rolls?

<img src="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=178826">

(Okay so it wasn't really a flat ground roll... )link (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18559)

mud-magnet
12-16-2001, 12:28 PM
did that roll because of that "little" hole???? thats what flex is for........:flipoff2:

RoCkSkuLLz
12-16-2001, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Rockbuggy


HOLY SHIT Man what the hell !! Talk about goin budget lift. And that steering :eek: :eek: :eek:

I didnt even notice the rear leaf springmount.. O my god thats crazy!!!!!!!! And I dont even wantto comment on the steering.. you'd have to be crazy to ride with that guy... :eek: :eek: :eek:

TNToy
12-17-2001, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by mud-magnet
did that roll because of that "little" hole???? thats what flex is for........:flipoff2:
Oh, he has flex... here's a pic - it's obviously not anywhere near fully twisted. I believe speed was the primary killer in this one...
<img src="http://www.fototime.com/{E401B928-D713-4C14-AA26-E8981AC39E8E}/picture.JPG">

TNToy
12-17-2001, 07:19 PM
I think I won this one: A Top Truck Challenge competitor rolling his rig in the back yard... :D

<img src="http://www.rockstomper.com/images/MVC-012S.JPG">

TNToy
12-17-2001, 08:09 PM
Okay - giving credit fist. All of this information come's off of FrankenTaco's Scary Steering Page (http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html)

The old plate-steel welded into the draglink technique:
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/scary1.jpg">

Uh... this one used square tube. Cool. :rolleyes:
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/scary-cj-steering.jpg">

Factory push-pull toyota steering (Marginal for 4" lift and 35s) with what look like 44" tires, and no less than 6 chrome shocks and ~12" of lift:
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/scary3.jpg">

Bared, non-lubed ring & pinion in the sand!
<imge src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/dc45.jpg">

I first saw this when Seabass44 posted it on here. Eeek. Enough said.
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/sucksteer.jpg">

Someone posted this a while back on POR. I vaguely remember him saying the tube frame was BOLTED together.
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/badsteering.jpg">

Lot'sa gussets:
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/scary6.jpg">

From his page: "This was brought to my attention by Mark (Rokzuki) on the TTORA board. This guy was operating on the theory that if a lift block was fine for the rear springs, it was fine for the pitman arm, the panhard and other axle locating links, the shocks, the coil towers, the... "
<img src="http://128.83.80.200/taco/scary7.jpg">

AIRZUKI
12-17-2001, 09:27 PM
Here's a rig that certainly should not be on the road........:D


http://www.sierrarockcrawlers.com/data/srcforumuploads/ben_gettin_it_down.jpg

mud-magnet
12-18-2001, 04:15 PM
i love that extended pitman arm using the square tubing......i was thinking about that for my BEATER

sawzall
12-18-2001, 05:47 PM
That second to last pic looks to be a TJ, thats amazing that someone would spend that many thousands of dollars to butcher it:eek: :eek: :eek:

mudlite
12-19-2001, 06:01 AM
Ah, found it!!!!!!!!!!!

<IMG SRC="http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/Temp/Challenge33.jpg" WIDTH=464 HEIGHT=297 ALT=Samburban"></img>

:bounce: :bounce2: :bounce:

scwafish
12-19-2001, 06:21 AM
Now that's a LWB!

mudlite
12-19-2001, 11:00 AM
Wow, found another one, this actually puts my White one to shame.:rolleyes:

<IMG SRC="http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/Temp/jeepw.jpg"></img>

<IMG SRC="http://home.off-road.com/~ovo/Temp/jeep5.jpg"></img>

come on there must be more Basterdized Zuks out there!!!!!!!!!!!

Give E'm up Fawkers


:D

mud-magnet
12-19-2001, 11:27 AM
that red one was posted on here or off-road bbs, how the hood opens it slides over the roof, i wounder how that one would crawl.........lol...... bet its flexy........

mud-magnet
12-19-2001, 11:47 AM
my vote for "BEST PAINT" goes to this one........not only for the pattern, but for the brown door, and painted soft top........
http://www.off-road.com/suzuki/album/st/images/stock2.jpg

Wolverine
12-21-2001, 10:15 PM
some of those rig should not have been built to begin with and other poeple should have jsut stuck with nintendo.

mudlite
12-26-2001, 05:34 AM
Uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm? No , it belongs here.

:flipoff2: :D :flipoff2:

crashinaz
12-26-2001, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Yota_San
What about trail oops's? Like flat-ground rolls?

<img src="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=178826">

(Okay so it wasn't really a flat ground roll... )link (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18559)

:D BUWAHAHAHA!!! :flipoff2: Let's se here... What WAS I thinking??? :D I think it was something along the lines of... "Hey!!! That mud and soft sand looks fun!!!" Immediately follow by... Hey, ya can't even see that quarter panel damage from last weekend now! What's my insurance agents name again??? :p

Azrckcrawler
12-28-2001, 09:28 AM
How about this one?

http://home.attbi.com/~mtm_storage/sky-high-1.jpg

Chet
12-28-2001, 02:25 PM
Jeez!:rolleyes: only on PR would someone turn a samurai into a drag car! why not start with a harder vehicle to fit a v8 into :rolleyes: Make ya bet that short wheelbase makes it fun at 140MPH! :D

poppycock
12-28-2001, 11:56 PM
whos been taking pics of my landcruiser? stay outta my yard! :flipoff2:

TNToy
01-01-2002, 07:53 PM
Sorry 'bout that, buddy. I thought I smelled a goat in heat. :emb3: