I am currently having a serious roomate trouble and was wondering about others horror stories.

My roomate is a spoiled, rich, snobby, rice boy, faggot, lazy, temper tantrum, time bomb personality, queer.

I had one that drank my beer, ate my food, used my fawking shampoo and soap?? (I put used fry grease from mcd's in the shampoo bottle one night. was the last he ever used it). Ruined my furniture etc stole my video club card, rented a bunch of porn, never returned it.. then I got dinged for like $1500. Got that resolved (cause the dumbshit printed my name on the signature line) then after I moved out he somehow kept my name on the lease and got evicted. Took almost 10 years to get that cleared up because the management company refused to deal with me. Bout that same time he worked for a company that the company I worked for did business with, and somehow I was the primary contact. My wife still doesnt know how i managed not to kill him

Mine has big tits and lets me fondle her every day :D :p

Originally posted by TexasBlake
My roomate is a spoiled, rich, snobby, rice boy, faggot, lazy, temper tantrum, time bomb personality, queer.

they don't get any worse.

unless you mount the racist bitch like i did once :rasta: :rasta:

I had a roomate once that paid his rent in $1 bills (Red Lobster waiter job) after his mommy wouldn't pay his rent anymore (6 months of college).

I booted that crap out with a quickness.

roommates = horror stories, period.

so far i have had 6 different room mates...first one...a guy i went to high school with...he anoyed the piss out of me prior to him moving it...but hell i couldent find anyone and i wanted the cash from him rentin from me...he was here 6 months before i gave him the boot...2nd one...i worked with this guy for like a year at the pet store i worked at during high school...well anyway he was cool for about 8 months or so...then he got on with the sheriffs dept and got all high and mighty..threating to turn me in for shit so i gave him the boot...during the time of the 2nd one we had a 3rd person move in...he anoyed the both of us so it was agreed to git rid of him...so movin on to #4...a chick this time...i ended up screwin her about once a week and then she wanted more than just fuck buddys...so gave her the boot:D 5ht one...John aka Crackhead on here...he is still here and so far the only one i have been able to put up with and him not anoy the piss out of me...then there is one other chick...she lived here with me and john....within 3 weeks she pissed me off bad enough that i told her to move....every morn for like a week when my alarm clock would go off...she would walk in my room and shut it off before i woke up....i was late to work 5 days in a row because of this...and then the last straw...her and her bf admited to fuckin on my kitchen counter...she got the boot after that...so out of 6....5 of them sucked... John still lives here....just a little over a year now.. :D

i posted a while ago about mine. they basically held me prisoner in my own house and i had to call the cops

Originally posted by TexasBlake
My roomate is a spoiled, rich, snobby, rice boy, faggot, lazy, temper tantrum, time bomb personality, queer.



Don't hold back Blake. Tell us what you really think. :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ




Don't hold back Blake. Tell us what you really think. :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

He's been in an even more pissy mood lately. His daddy is making him sell his rice mobile. Ever since the chinamen shop put in titanium valve springs and a new camshaft his car has been running like shit. It ate up the valves the first week, and he got ti rebuilt. Then he got in his 5th wreck, new transmission, blew up his radiator. Then when his dad was driving it back to him last weekend he got a flat tire. His low profile tires blew the tread off, so his dad drove on the rim till he could stop. Of course, he didn't have a spare tire because he would rather have sub woofers in the back. So I think daddy got pissed.

I think it's funny!

:D

Originally posted by TexasBlake


He's been in an even more pissy mood lately. His daddy is making him sell his rice mobile. Ever since the chinamen shop put in titanium valve springs and a new camshaft his car has been running like shit. It ate up the valves the first week, and he got ti rebuilt. Then he got in his 5th wreck, new transmission, blew up his radiator. Then when his dad was driving it back to him last weekend he got a flat tire. His low profile tires blew the tread off, so his dad drove on the rim till he could stop. Of course, he didn't have a spare tire because he would rather have sub woofers in the back. So I think daddy got pissed.

:D

Rice PUDDING! :D

One of my roomates is never here. He went to high school with me and fawks everything up. I mean EVERYTHING. I tolerate him because he's not here enough to piss me off.

The other roomate is a worthless fawking tool. He reminds me of Carson Daily, but looks like Roseanne Barr. His "significant other" as I call her because he never gets any pussy, which puts him in a bad mood, comes over and tries to paint the house, ends up fawking up everything, then leaves the paint brushes and rollers in the kitchen sink. She comes in, expects everyone to worship her, then leaves when she doesn't get the rise she hopes for. He drinks all of my beer, whines all of the time, and constantly talks about ricing out his truck and building some kind of :rainbow: mini chopper thing from a lawn mower. :rolleyes: He always takes a shit in my bathroom, streaking the hell outta my toilet. Gawd dam he is a piece of shit. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by blk87K5
One of my roomates is never here. He went to high school with me and fawks everything up. I mean EVERYTHING. I tolerate him because he's not here enough to piss me off.

The other roomate is a worthless fawking tool. He reminds me of Carson Daily, but looks like Roseanne Cash. His "significant other" as I call her because he never gets any pussy, which puts him in a bad mood, comes over and tries to paint the house, ends up fawking up everything, then leaves the paint brushes and rollers in the kitchen sink. She comes in, expects everyone to worship her, then leaves when she doesn't get the rise she hopes for. He drinks all of my beer, whines all of the time, and constantly talks about ricing out his truck and building some kind of :rainbow: mini chop thing from a lawn mower. :rolleyes: He always takes a shit in my bathroom, streaking the hell outta my toilet. Gawd dam he is a piece of shit. :flipoff2:

So, which one is TTURokToy? :flipoff2:

her and her bf admited to fuckin on my kitchen counter...

So THAT'S the smell..............:eek: :flipoff2:

I had a roomate that was a very strange girl. After a couple of months of her skulking around never saying anything to anu one else in the house one of the other roomates found her hanging from the rafters. bad enough but when her folks came to get her stuff there was an axe under her bed with all of our names on the handle. Needless to say we got the hell out of there

Originally posted by grimbo
I had a roomate that was a very strange girl. After a couple of months of her skulking around never saying anything to anu one else in the house one of the other roomates found her hanging from the rafters. bad enough but when her folks came to get her stuff there was an axe under her bed with all of our names on the handle. Needless to say we got the hell out of there

And we have a winner!! :eek: :roxy:

Originally posted by grimbo
I had a roomate that was a very strange girl. After a couple of months of her skulking around never saying anything to anu one else in the house one of the other roomates found her hanging from the rafters. bad enough but when her folks came to get her stuff there was an axe under her bed with all of our names on the handle. Needless to say we got the hell out of there


holy crap you have to be kidding, if not ding ding we do have a winner

goddamn, that's disturbing... :eek:

Originally posted by grimbo
I had a roomate that was a very strange girl. After a couple of months of her skulking around never saying anything to anu one else in the house one of the other roomates found her hanging from the rafters. bad enough but when her folks came to get her stuff there was an axe under her bed with all of our names on the handle. Needless to say we got the hell out of there

Beats my ex-wife with the gun and the hospitals.

Yep, he wins!

Originally posted by grimbo
I had a roomate that was a very strange girl. After a couple of months of her skulking around never saying anything to anu one else in the house one of the other roomates found her hanging from the rafters. bad enough but when her folks came to get her stuff there was an axe under her bed with all of our names on the handle. Needless to say we got the hell out of there


Yep, I feel much better about my bad roomies now. Cept does my visit from the FBI count? Who knows.

Two bad ones I can mention, saving the worst for last.

#1: "Paul." Paul was a fellow about late 30's, 6'2", 250+, in a rotund sort of way. Paul was a recovering alcoholic, and had suffered some sort of brain injury from alcohol poisoning in the past. He was a kind enough sort of fellow, but the sort of kindness that tends to get old really, really quick. Paul would always tell you all the details of his day, giving you a running play-by-play of what you could see him doing or about to do. "I'm going to go to the bathroom now" was heard with regularity, as well as "I'm feeling depressed. I'm going to make a tunafish sandwich." Paul would lumber about the apartment in his witey-tightys, and would sit on my blue chair in them eating his tunafish sandwich and watching soft cable porn. I later discarded the aforementioned chair. He expressed concern about my girlfriend visiting or spending the night, because he uncomfortable sitting in his underwear watching soft porn while she was around. All this aside, he was mostly harmless.

#2: No need to even mention the bastard's name. He tried to rape my girlfriend and got his ass thrown in jail.

Originally posted by fullygruntled
Two bad ones I can mention, saving the worst for last.

#1: "Paul." Paul was a fellow about late 30's, 6'2", 250+, in a rotund sort of way. Paul was a recovering alcoholic, and had suffered some sort of brain injury from alcohol poisoning in the past. He was a kind enough sort of fellow, but the sort of kindness that tends to get old really, really quick. Paul would always tell you all the details of his day, giving you a running play-by-play of what you could see him doing or about to do. "I'm going to go to the bathroom now" was heard with regularity, as well as "I'm feeling depressed. I'm going to make a tunafish sandwich." Paul would lumber about the apartment in his witey-tightys, and would sit on my blue chair in them eating his tunafish sandwich and watching soft cable porn. I later discarded the aforementioned chair. He expressed concern about my girlfriend visiting or spending the night, because he uncomfortable sitting in his underwear watching soft porn while she was around. All this aside, he was mostly harmless.



something about a guy watching "soft cable porn" while eating a tuna sandwich in his underwear that makes me laugh.

Mine are nothing on these stories you guys have! Good reading though.

Originally posted by TexasBlake
My roomate is a spoiled, rich, snobby, rice boy, faggot, lazy, temper tantrum, time bomb personality, queer.

damn blake, tell us how you really feel :flipoff2:

well i definitely can't complain about my roomies. first year at a university, roomed with a guy i knew from high school, we turned out to get along really well aside from the occasional petty disagreement, althought i did find out from my brother that he was dealin pot so i asked him about it and he said yeah, i said thats cool, but if you caught i have nothing to do with it. he said thats cool, and i trusted him about it, nothing ever happened with that. second year, moved in with some frat bros, also turned out to end up bein best friends with them, they are on the PBB, slopoke and cjflip, had many a good party and many a good drunk wheelin discussion/powerline trip with them, very much fun. now i'm livin with redneckengineered on the board here, boy can't tell you what a homo this kid is :flipoff2: actually, hes one of my best friends for about 3-4 years now, sux living in an apt, but he let me borrow major bux when i moved here and was tryin to get off my feet financially (read: first time out on my own for real) so that was cool, oh and we got some hella good wheelin decorations that all the ladies love :D

Not my room mate but his g/f. Any time a girl call, whether it be my aunt, sister, or mom she would call my g\f and say so and so called, is shawn cheating on you?
:mad: Thankfully my g/f was wise to her and realized that it was family and friends calling me.

2 roommates.. one male one female..

female roommate moved in wif bf 2 weeks after we moved into the house.. she paid rent everymonth .. even came home when her and bf were fighting so of course i was there to lend the ear/bed u get the pic.. no complaints..

male roommate..
he was a loser.. dated crack whores.. who had more kids then teeth.. always running around the house.. got on my nerve.. he would come in from his burger king job complaing bout this and that.. its fawkin burger king get over it..
what finally caused me to blow up.. i was wif the what is now the x.. but at the time she was my g/f we were in my room goign at it.. he walks in. starts talkin.. walks out.. comes back naked.. sits downs starts to beat off . i ask what the fuck ya doing.. he stands up starts to come towards the bed like hes gonna join.. wooo back the fuck up get out of the goddamn room.. i had to leave the state for work the next morring.. so i didnt talk to him b4 i left.. i would have killed him if i had..
so i get back and my 93 saleen was parked in teh garge where it stayed.. was parked in there backwards.. so of course i blow my top.. start checking my car out.. and the front fairing is trashed.. so i start looking around and the tranny has a pool of fluid under it.. he borrowed my car w/out me knowing .. trashed the tranny.. hit sumthing still dont know what.. so that was my roommate from hell.. 4000 dollars later my car was fixed.. and his sorry ass burger king job couldnt pay for it..

I had a roomate that would stomp around our house with wood floors like he had concrete shoes.
The other roomate must have found it extremely relaxing to sit and pass out on the toilet with the door open.

I've had one great roomate, one good one, several sucky, and one horrible.

The first strange guy was an old timer that had more kids than a crack whore, owned 3 houses, yet rented my shitty spare bedroom. He outfitted it with Goodwill junk, and never used the fridge. I told to feel free to use the kitchen. Big mistake! Yikes!! funky kitchen, and nasty ass fridge soon followed. The funny thing about him was he always farted. He would talk to you, and be farting the whole time. It was kind of funny. He always payed rent and bills early.

Disaster roomate was the only female roomate. Wow, that was really bad. She made false compaints to the HMOA about my work in the garage and got me kicked out of it. Then she started smoking in doors, lost her job a few times, started paying late, was opening my mail, stole money, damaged the condo, etc. etc... When I finally got her ass out of there, she forwarded my mail, threw a load of coins in the garabage disposal, and loaded the garbage disposal with funky nasty stuff from the fridge and glass bottles, then ran it down.. All without a bag. That was fun to clean. those are just the high lights. I keep hearing from neighbors some of the lies she was spreading about me, and others in the area. Seems everyone was clued in on her though.

Now I have a pack rat. When I interviewed the guy, he sounded like he was finacially OK. He had a 60's Ford truck, Isuzu and Mercedes car. All sounded great. Well it turns out the Mercedes is a total pile of shit, the Isuzu is not far behind, and the tags are out, and the Ford is a total basket case. Then the guy fills my garage with shit! He is a fawking pack rat/collector/deal searcher. I have a fawking case of ladies high heel shoes that must be 20 years old, but new in boxes.. Probably another great deal he found that he just had to have.... like the box of shit tools he dragged home last night... "Check it out.. I got these for $50." Wow, $50 for a bunch of fawked up cheap ass bent tools... Hmm... :eek: I think I need to sell him some of my junk. But he pays his bills.

-Wayne

i've only had one roommate other than dorms, and that ended up pretty badly. Not as badly as any of yours but it screwed up my finances for a while. Due to money he owed me I told him to pay the electric bill, for the 4 months he lived with me that bill never got paid. I found out when I got a bill for almost 500 bucks and they shut off our electricity. I paid his rent for one month because he said the truck payments had gotten jacked up and he didn't have the $. Never paid that back. Bailed completely less than a month later with no warning,
Couple months ago I finally was able to take him to court for the money he owed me. I won. Surprise, surprise, I heard nothing from him. Filed to garnish his wages earlier this month, so hopefully i'll start getting my money back from him soon.

Alright I'll post up.

I currently have two roomates.

One is a gothed out super depressed same clothes wearing, my soap using little thief. Hes stolen my socks, used my soap, my towel, left a pile of MY dirty socks in the corner of the room for about 5 whole weeks. He barely ever showers and I heard yesterday that he likes to steal things from the liquor store. He got "drunk" off two beers one night and started pissing on the wall at a mutual friends house, needless to say, he isnt allowed there anymore, nor do I talk to him.

The other is a little rich bitch from Valencia. Hes Jewish, not that thats a problem, but he likes to make it abundantly clear that Judaism is the only religion and actually told me in conversation that he thinks Moses carved the commandments himself. Now Im not religious, but theres just some aspects of others religions you just dont attack. He has admitted to me that he is Racist. We were in the Cafeteria and he pointed out a group of loud girls and told me that it was because they were black. I asked him what the hell he meant by that, and he told me QUOTE!: "Black people are loud" I said, that sounds kind of racist. He says, "Oh I'm not racist, im just stereotypical" I say, you know idiot, those go hand in hand. SO you can see that he is a complete retard, perhaps missing a chromosome. On top of all this, hes annoying as all hell, and never misses an opportunity to quote Homestar runner. Which has been totally ruined for me because of him. And finally He likes to hug on people, guys mostly, he claims he isnt gay, but I wonder sometimes. Today in class he said he was gonna sit in front of me so I could give him a back rub. I told him if he ever said that to me again, I would stab him in the back of the head with my ballpoint pen.


Yes, my roomates suck.

Oh my god- I SHOULDN'T have read this thread. My fiancee is looking for a roommate- and this just put a thousand horror stories in my mind.....Ill probably be looking at everyone like they are an ax murderer now.


:(

-Misty

Originally posted by MistyandChris00
Oh my god- I SHOULDN'T have read this thread. My fiancee is looking for a roommate- and this just put a thousand horror stories in my mind.....Ill probably be looking at everyone like they are an ax murderer now.


:(

-Misty


why not make that room mate you??:confused: seems like an obvious answer to me, but maybe i missed something.

Im moving in to Chris' room in a few months, but I can't afford to pay the other half of the rent...... :( Being a broke ass college student and all

was livin in the truck when i moved down to texas, found a guy at UTI that was smaller than me (at least i could beat his ass if shit went down) signed lease an hour later. found out he was gay (!) next day. lived with him for 4 months bringing his gay ass friends over, stole my gas credit card, so i but breath freshener (icy drops) in his contact lens fluid...when i kicked him out for not paying rent, he had 5 of his buddies come over and beat the shit out of me, stabbed me, and left me fer dead.....i got 2 of em with my own knife tho....oh so fun growing up quick in the big city....

lemme see....my room mates kick ass...no complaints at all.

one is bignissan from this board. so we always have some kind of project going on. we have no lack of tools, and no problems letting each other use them. He is also the landlord so I get to give him shit about fixing things...even though i usually help, or at least offer.

the other is working on his masters so he is never here...and when he is he is either in his room, studying, or watching TV. pretty decent guy...not bad to talk to either when he is around long enough.

everyone pays their bills on time, does housework about equally, and doesnt bitch or cause un necessary drama. WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!

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Now when i was in the dorms...thats a different story. my 1st roommate was a stoner who never went to class and hung out with either stoners or chiks who he KNEW he could nail (dont read as he was a good decent guy...read as skanky hos). He smoked weed in our room until the cops showed up at our door while we were coming back from grabbing some lunch ( he was an ok guy in the short periods of time when he wasnt pissing me off). after i kept the cops from searching our room and nailing his ass to the wall (and getting him booted from school) cuz he left a bong out (which i knew)...i told him that no drugs or anything related would EVER be in our room again (after bailing him out, both of us would be kicked out of school and charged if anything was ever found in the room). after that he contented himself with having sex with ab unch of chiks in our room while i was there trying to sleep (doesnt work very well when you can here people fawking):rolleyes: . One night a few people were watching a movie in our room and him and this chik head to the shower together (suite with a connected bathroom/shower). we had the movie cranked up completely and could still hear those 2 through the shower, door/wall, and over the movie. :eek: he withdrew after convincing his parents he would go to rehab. he never went ...just took the rest of the semester off.

2nd guy dropped out of the corps...but never failed to talk about it constantly. "when i was in the corps.....in the corps we did this" :rolleyes: annoying as hell. then....he goes camping one weekend...when he comes back he takes a shower and uses my soap. yeah ok whatever....problem was he had gotten into some poison oak or something...we both ended up itchy as all hell. bastard.:mad:

I lived with a nasty bitch many years ago. Could be the most foul person that I've ever meet. She was screwing my boss and everyone else at work with the intent of getting pregnet but didn't let anyone know this untill it was too late.

One night she was getting nailed by the boss and her room was right above mine. It was like a bad porn movie with squeeking springs, "you like that don't cha?", "harder baby"..... Next night the other roomate and I are watching a movie and her and the boss come out of her room and sit on the couch. She's wearing a teddy and he's got a handfull of tit. I'm ready to :barf: because it looks like someone tried to throw 200 cans of refried beans through a butterfly net, and some of it made it!!!

I try to piss them off and tell boss: "you were fawking loud last night, can't you stuff a sock in her mouth or something?" She thinks this is funny and he get pissed and they both head back to her room.

I hear them humping but it's not bad so maybe he told her to knock off the B movie crap. Next morning I'm making breakfast when they walk in and she has a big smile on her face. She walks up to me and says "I bet you didn't hear us last night making love" me : "nope, not really. whore: "thats because we took your advice and boss put his sock in my mouth." :barf: :barf: :barf:

She did get pregnet and we were able to narrow it down to three people, boss, co-worker, or middle Eastern guy from bar. She said that it was boss because he had the best job.:evil:

Had a gay roommate with AIDS and genital herpes. Decided it might be a safe idea to move out when he left blood on the sink from a shaving incident for three days and didn't feel the need to clean it up. Complained to the school and sure enough got my own room. Was the first roomate I ever had so I don't think my future "roomate" situation is looking too bright if I get dealt this hand right off the bat

My current college roommate is dating my aunt :rolleyes: :eek: :mad: It blows ... family, personal and certainly college life should be SEPARATE things .. she has that theory all fawked up ... i don't even like her end of the family

USMCDoc14 is still alive and posting so the current room mate thing is working.
Had one room mate that was a stripper who did a little extra on the side. She was a total POS and looks like she got a severe beating with the ugly tree. And she was a pot head. I told her I didn't care as long as she kept it in her room and not in a common area of the house. Come home at about midnight one night and open the front door and a cloud of smoke hits me in the face. Dumb beotch was smoking a joint in the living room:mad: to top that off the band members (I lived in a band house) were in the basement drunk and playing at full blast. I am glad we had cool neghbors that didn't call the cops because we would have all been busted.
I moved out the next week after I caught her in bed with the ex.
So I tiped off the cops and naired his crotch:D

Same roommate for the last 13 years.
I think she's kinda growing attached to me...

Should I be worried?

:flipoff2:

lived in the dorms for a few years and the only one that was bad was the first year

1. two roomates. one was tolerable, the other was a PW foolio who called his gf who was a soph in HS everynight. he moved out after a quarter cause me and the other dude made fun of him and his women too much. so then this other dude moves in. never showed, was always playing final fantasy. WIERDO. disappears for 3rd quarter. who check out animal pron on our comps over the weekend and would leave it all on there. he was pre-vet :eek:

Originally posted by Bobzooki
Same roommate for the last 13 years.
I think she's kinda growing attached to me...

Should I be worried?

:flipoff2:
You can have that surgicly removed if you need to:flipoff2:

I have had pretty good luck. Only problem was when Walt wasn't paying bills. Although he did provide great entertainment when he was railing a couple of the other roomies GF's :laughing:

Originally posted by Getsome
She's wearing a teddy and he's got a handfull of tit. I'm ready to :barf: because it looks like someone tried to throw 200 cans of refried beans through a butterfly net, and some of it made it!!!


:laughing:

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ

You can have that surgicly removed if you need to:flipoff2:

Yeah, through my wallet! We're married.

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Yeah, through my wallet! We're married.
Tell me about it watching a friend go through a divorce now.:eek:
But hey if you can live togeather without killing each other;)

I didn't really have any issues with my roomies but one. Little money bullshit and not cleaning up afterthemselves spats but about it.

At one time I lived with three girls. One was a Lesbian/bi that was my fawkbuddie. That was pretty kewl. :flipoff2:

I guess the worst issue was I rented the finished basement of my house to my buddy. He was kewl enough. He was a chef so he would cook some great meals. The problem was his girfriend that was a slob that pretty well moved in 6 months later. Then she got a fawking dog. The dog destroyed the carpet in the basement by ripping it up and shitting on it. :rolleyes: My buddy and I had a LOT of arguments about that and he finnaly paid me a couple hundred buck to cover the carpet damage.

He finnaly dumped that bitch so all was kewl after that. Then he became the Chef for the Chetahh III her in Atlanta. AHhhhhh good times. Got to know the bar tender so he would feed me drinks my bud would feed me dinner. My bud next girl was awsome. Real sweet girl he later married. He got her the door job at the Chetahh.

Have had several roomates.

2 were dumb as a bag of rocks. They were far to entertaining to complain tho.

1 couldn't comprehend the concept of cleaning up after himself. His mom would drive 20 miles to pick up his laundry, drive home, clean it, fold it, and bring it back to him. He was one of the dumb funny ones.

3 decent roomates, though I pissed off one and he came after me. Wouldn't have minded really except hes a bro and I know what kinda damage he can do. We talked about it a couple years later and are still friends.

A couple of fraternity bros moved into the house and a couple moved into the apartment upstairs. They threw a party without telling me or the other roomates. Came home to find one of our pledges giving one of my roomates, and best friend, shit(little pledge not realizing that while Nates not big hes rather deadly). Had to beat the shit out of a couple of my bros including knocking one out by putting his head thru a wall.

The worst I ever heard tho was from one of my little bros. He lived in the dorms with kinda a weirdo. Not too bad at first tho. Little bro was really religious, dad was a minister. One night he decided to turn on the roomates black light and chill. The walls and ceiling were covered with satanic verses and detailed stories about he was going to kill, gut, rape, dismember, etc. my little bro and then hide the body.

Needless to say he moved into the house that night.


You just don't know about people. If I every lost my current rommate( the Wife :D) I can only think of maybe 3 people in the world that I would actually live with.

Mike B

my last college roomate was my best friend for years. we lived in the fraternity house for 2 years in a room the size of most epople's bathrooms for 2 years without a single complaint against each other. after school, we split a real apartment for 3 years without a complaint from etiher of us. after the third year, he decides to buy a house and offers to rent me a room so I could save up to buy a house. "it's gonna cost less than you pay here, for sure" I say ok, he buys the house, it's a real fixer-upper, so him and I work for 3 weeks non-stop every minute after work to get it livable before we move in. the MORNING after I move in, he leaves this taped to my door. the fuck deliberately held off any sort of $$$ conversation until after I helped him ( he said about $450/month) and ended the lease at the apartment. I helped him fix tyhe place up, I helped him build 2 more bedrooms in the basement for 2 other guys to move in, and I read his mortgage papers for him. the fuck was MAKING MONEY off of us in rent and he KNEW I KNEW IT!

I lived there for 2 months before getting the fuck out. I added it all up once, the whole exchange cost me on the order of $10,000 becuase the cheapest apartment I could get on short notice cost $1000/month and I had to put off proposing to my wife for a year because I couldnt' afford the ring and rent.

here's a copy of my "bill" that I got from him that morning.
oh, and if you're even in Union NJ, his name is Richard Francis Xavier Pizzuta.
go smack him.


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Originally posted by blk87K5
One of my roomates is never here. He went to high school with me and fawks everything up. I mean EVERYTHING. I tolerate him because he's not here enough to piss me off.

The other roomate is a worthless fawking tool. He reminds me of Carson Daily, but looks like Roseanne Barr. His "significant other" as I call her because he never gets any pussy, which puts him in a bad mood, comes over and tries to paint the house, ends up fawking up everything, then leaves the paint brushes and rollers in the kitchen sink. She comes in, expects everyone to worship her, then leaves when she doesn't get the rise she hopes for. He drinks all of my beer, whines all of the time, and constantly talks about ricing out his truck and building some kind of :rainbow: mini chopper thing from a lawn mower. :rolleyes: He always takes a shit in my bathroom, streaking the hell outta my toilet. Gawd dam he is a piece of shit. :flipoff2:

Hell, Chad (TTURokToy) finally found this thread last night so I thought I would come back and edit it. Our roomate hasn't even been home in about three days, so he doesn't annoy us much at all. Chad tolerates the shit I drag home and pile in my designated corner of the back yard. He also doesn't mind if I take his truck every now and then somewhere if it is raining real hard (open top, no doors) or if something else is fawked up about my rig. His truck has served as a parts store chauffeur many times. He doesn't smoke, or piss on anything when he is drunk, cleans up after himself, helps equally with the house work, and is generally a great roomate. BTW, I like the paint too, I just knew that would piss you off. You still are a tool though, just like your hero Carson Daily.

From what I gather, the moral of the thread is that if you want a good roomate, move in with someone of PBB, everyone else needs a fork in the neck.

Just remembered a few other charms from my pscho roomate. Early on into her stay at my place I went off to Moab for EJS, and since she did not have a vehicle, I left her a key to my daily driver. When I get home a week later my car is parked half way off the driveway, windows wide open, and out of gas. This was about 5am. I then enter the house and it is like a fridge. She has the A/C set as low as it will go, and the windows are all wide open. What a dumb fuck! I threatened to make her pay the electric bill that month, but I did end up paying half just to be nice. I didn't want to be an ass hole to someone I was sharing a house with.... Gee that did me a lot of good.

By the way, no thanks ever, she never filled up the gas tank, or anything.

Ack!

Never trust someone that does not drive in California.

-Wayne

My roommate Kicks ass. I feel bad for you all, but I have payed my dues so I guess I deserve it now.

My roommate last year was alot like texas blakes till he droped out of school and just lived at the house. His parents kept throwing money his way thinking he was doing good in school. WHen they found out they made him come home. So i got a pretty fat 2 bedroom appt to myself. His parents still paid his rent, cable bill, and the power bill. It was pretty nice not have to pay shit and having an extra room for when buddies came to visit. The only thing was my girlfriend kinda decide that she should move in the day he moved out.

In college I had one freak for a roomate for a day or 2. I dont remember what he said but my reply and throwing his shit out of the window convinced him to leave. AFter him I roomed w/ a dude from my hometown that I knew. Ex military but was cool non the less except for his whiny constantly sick girlfriend.

Next was first apartment time. Cool dude but was just such a pussy. You know the type, buying a 6xer while everyone else is getting a case or 1/2 gallon. Then would pass out way too early for his own good.

Then I moved to the frat house w/ 12 other guys. I tell ya I saw more crazy, fucked up shit that I could ever imagine. Door was stuck so we shotgunned it off the hinges, more cumbuckets than 1 man should be allowed, and 2 kegs ALWAYS on draft for 3 years, growing the finest herb ever in my room. Fights, fucking and fun times rule. Volleyball court, gun range and pet goats. Ahh the memories

After college moved in w/ best friend and we had a blast for a few years. Made that house into a Whore Den for sure.

Built my own house 3 years ago that I share w/ Rusty the WunderDog, Bubba the Python and big ass Oscar named Fred.

I can't say I ever had a roommate horror story like you guys did, but I had a couple wierd ones. I moved in to the basement of this professors house. There were 2 other rooms which were rented out. One guy was a friend of mine who had gotten me the room, and the other guy was this Chineese grad student. I got along with them just fine, but they were kinda strange. The friend of mine, Rob, had a lock on his door, and always kept it locked. I guess one of his previous roommates was a theif, so I kind of understood that, but still, it kinda bugged me that he presumed he couldn't trust me. The chineese guy, Jin, wasn't around much, but I got along with him just fine. One day I borrowed something from Jin's room. I don't even remember what it was, but it was something trivial like a pen or something. That was the only time I ever went in his room. When he came home, I told him about it, and he walked into his room like it was no big deal. The next day he moved out. He told the landlord he just couldn't live with someone who would go into his room when he wasn't there. He never said a word to me about it nor gave any indication he was upset at all. I apologized to the landlord, saying I thought it was pretty silly of him to be upsett at that. She said it was OK and thought he was wired anyway and wasn't sad to see him go. The next guy that moved in rocked. His philosophy was my beer is your beer and you can have as much as you want as long as you don't take the last one. He also introduced me to real Louisanna Jambalaya. Had to order the spices from home and everything to get it just right. Damn that was good eats.

I had a real winner once. Sitting on the couch one day, listening to drilling and hammering coming from the roomie's room. thought nothing of it. Come home about 2 weeks later to see the paint on the ceiling below his room bubbling down (one large bubble of water) about 8 inches. Go up the stairs to his room, and he had about 80+ full grown pot plants, complete with full humidifiers, UV lights, and hydroponics.

now I live alone.

I live with WHITEBROWITHAFRO!!!!!:flipoff2:

Had a dorm roomate in college, and I don't think I will ever have a roomie that isn't set up if you know what I mean, but I would rather room with someone I know.

His name was Wyndle. Well he still was a kid watchin' He-Man, Dragon Ball Z,and all of that :rainbow: ainme cartoons.
Left a :rainbow: sherburt stain in my fridge.
My office chair was broken when he was in the room with some :rainbow: freinds. $90 bucks gone down the drain.:mad:

There are some really bad roommate stories on here. I have had only 2 roommates. The first roommate was never around. He always paid rent on time and never complained. He was my roommate for about a year. We ended up both moving to different area at the same time.

My 2nd roommate was cool for about 2 to 3 weeks. A lot of things started changing about him. He likes to tell tall stories and thinks he should get what ever he wants for nothing. For some reason he thinks the world owes him something. Now he is just unbearable to live with and I gave him 2 weeks to move out.

Originally posted by The Californian
Alright I'll post up.

I currently have two roomates.

One is a gothed out super depressed same clothes wearing, my soap using little thief. Hes stolen my socks, used my soap, my towel, left a pile of MY dirty socks in the corner of the room for about 5 whole weeks. He barely ever showers and I heard yesterday that he likes to steal things from the liquor store. He got "drunk" off two beers one night and started pissing on the wall at a mutual friends house, needless to say, he isnt allowed there anymore, nor do I talk to him.

The other is a little rich bitch from Valencia. Hes Jewish, not that thats a problem, but he likes to make it abundantly clear that Judaism is the only religion and actually told me in conversation that he thinks Moses carved the commandments himself. Now Im not religious, but theres just some aspects of others religions you just dont attack. He has admitted to me that he is Racist. We were in the Cafeteria and he pointed out a group of loud girls and told me that it was because they were black. I asked him what the hell he meant by that, and he told me QUOTE!: "Black people are loud" I said, that sounds kind of racist. He says, "Oh I'm not racist, im just stereotypical" I say, you know idiot, those go hand in hand. SO you can see that he is a complete retard, perhaps missing a chromosome. On top of all this, hes annoying as all hell, and never misses an opportunity to quote Homestar runner. Which has been totally ruined for me because of him. And finally He likes to hug on people, guys mostly, he claims he isnt gay, but I wonder sometimes. Today in class he said he was gonna sit in front of me so I could give him a back rub. I told him if he ever said that to me again, I would stab him in the back of the head with my ballpoint pen.


Yes, my roomates suck.

Sounds like you need a new roommate... and I hate living with my parents... whats the rent like? :D
Scott

Damn this stuff is scary & yet some of it makes me laugh. My roomie just moved out!:D

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Originally posted by GPN Family
Damn this stuff is scary & yet some of it makes me laugh. My roomie just moved out!:D

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so does this mean your going to post the story or what?