: Nearly in sever crash at lunch - stoopidity


SilverZuk
10-21-2003, 10:38 AM
We have a new CAD guy in the office from Mass. I always take new guys to lunch to get to know them. We are headed out in the parking lot and I hop in the Dodge and he hops in his Honda hybrid. I say “you can ride with me”. He says “That’s alright hop in.” So we go to lunch and I’m quizzing him about the car. Acceleration, mileage, handling, weight, etc. He dumps the clutch to show me that it will spin and the modest acceleration.

We eat lunch, hop back in and are coming to the end of a four lane. Sitting at a light in the right lane. Our lane turns into a turn lane into a truck stop in about an 1/8 mile. We need to merge left but there are 4 – 6 cars in the left lane. No big deal, just out run them and merge. There is a car hauler stopped at the end of the turn lane waiting to get into the truck stop. The new guy hammers it. We slowly start to pass a Saturn and I say “I don’t think we are going to make it.” As I say this the Saturn punches it and his front end is right beside the drivers door. I say “He just gassed it".

So there we are WFO closing fast into the back of a car hauler, a Saturn WFO three feet away from the drivers side door. Bracing for impact I think “We’re going to hit the back of the car hauler.” Thinking “It’s too late to stop now!” [Bracing tight] The new guy never lifted, and is looking over his shoulder more at the Saturn than the car hauler. As we close into about 40 feet, the new guy swerves as hard has he can, our tires are squalling the Honda starts to yaw. The Saturn is still by the rear quarter panel. The Saturn slams on his brakes and swerves to avoid us hitting him. The new guy never lifted off the gas.

I calmly said “Yep, that guy is getting ready to tell you that you are No.1 and next time we go to lunch I will drive”. I didn’t really get nervous about it until we got back to the office and my co-workers that were a couple cars behind the Saturn were like “Holy Chit, we can’t believe you didn’t wreck. That Saturn nearly wrecked avoiding you.”

I can’t believe I almost got Darwinned along with those two candidates.

GloNDark
10-21-2003, 10:43 AM
Honda drivers. They all think (hybrid owners included) that their hondas are race cars. It only feels like you are haulin ass because you are 2 inches from the ground in a soda can with 85 horses trying to get out of the thing. :laughing:

Erich In AZ
10-21-2003, 10:45 AM
That's what you get for riding in hybrid! :eek:

:flipoff2:

Myanarchy
10-21-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Erich In AZ
That's what you get for riding in hybrid! :eek:

:flipoff2:

what he said

korda
10-21-2003, 10:50 AM
It's not his fault, he's a masshole and cannot help driving like that.

Just Some Asshole
10-21-2003, 10:52 AM
I read that whole damn thing thinking to myself what the fuck does this have to do with a computer server????:confused: :rasta::rolleyes:

SilverZuk
10-21-2003, 10:59 AM
I should have known better.

The dood looks like he is dressed out of the fall fashions catalog, He's from Mass.
He's drives a hybrid
Moved here from WV moved up a holler and is living on 15 acres in an RV out in BFE (near me).

All the signs were there, I just ignored them.

Entropy
10-21-2003, 11:02 AM
Ya'll almost got whooped by a Saturn! :laughing:

animator
10-21-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
I read that whole damn thing thinking to myself what the fuck does this have to do with a computer server????:confused: :rasta::rolleyes:

:laughing: :laughing: me too