: How to become an eco-nazi in 16 easy steps


landusepbb
10-31-2003, 07:31 AM
Good Lord, check this out. The Sierra Club has their "Sierra Club 101-A Primer for New Volunteers" on line. The really dangerous part is it really is pushing it towards the kids.
http://www.sierraclub.org/101/index.asp

braxton357
10-31-2003, 07:34 AM
thanks for the link, i've always wanted to support the sierra club, but was not sure how. :flipoff2:

mike
10-31-2003, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by landuseorc
The really dangerous part is it really is pushing it towards the kids



heh ironically it's something WE should do ;)

JeepCrawler98
10-31-2003, 07:37 AM
They forgot step 17 - brainwash your child into a mindless fact-ignoring idiot.

step 18 - stand back and admire the fact that you have just made all the decisions for your child and he or she has no free will in her choice of sides.

VT_Toy
10-31-2003, 07:38 AM
Kind of ironic that they have so many pics of people doing outdoor recreation when their main goal is to close off the outdoors to people :rolleyes:

madmarx
10-31-2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by VT_Toy
Kind of ironic that they have so many pics of people doing outdoor recreation when their main goal is to close off the outdoors to people :rolleyes:

And that they are using a costume Paul Bunyan, a LUMBERJACK, to protest logging....

What a bunch of frigging morons....

JeepCrawler98
10-31-2003, 07:44 AM
Here's the proper version of step 3:

Explore
http://www.azvjc.org/pics/2961_0211417738.jpg

Enjoy
http://www.pirate4x4.com/trailreports/fordyce_0998/hangover.jpg

Protect:
http://www.pirate4x4.com/trailreports/trail_cleanups/spider_lake_1998/brandon2.jpg


Oh wait nevermind, 4-wheelers are evil brainless rednecks that dont even drive on trails and destroy everything they touch :rolleyes:



Stupid enviro-nazis - rafting isnt exploring; its rafting, kinda hard to get lost - kids sitting on rocks well, i dunno, could be enjoyment - and all they while they protest protest protest without doing any REAL action themselves such as cleaning up the supposed areas that should be closed off to everyone so that everyone can enjoy the outdoors (wait how does that work).

animator
10-31-2003, 07:47 AM
Lead a hike through a field of wildflowers.


But wouldn't that destroy a small path of wildflowers that they claim to be protecting?? I guess it's ok if it's them who destroys nature, just as long as no one else does.

deadmeat
10-31-2003, 07:47 AM
Hey Jeepcrawler,

Maybe you should send your improved step to the Sierra Club and see what they have to say about it.:flipoff2:


I think John Muir was the last inteligent member they had.

proletariat
10-31-2003, 07:50 AM
Step 19: Burn an effigy of Paul Bunion to protest logging.

mike
10-31-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by proletariat
Step 19: Burn an effigy of Paul Bunion to protest logging.

step 20: panic in attempt to put out inadvertant fire

Flatbed
10-31-2003, 07:55 AM
Step 21: Teach your kids how to burn the SUV hotwheels at Walmart.

jaluhn
10-31-2003, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by mike


step 20: panic in attempt to put out inadvertant fire

step 21: fire gets out of control due to incompitence, and people argueing about how to control it with the least enviromental impact.

step 22: fire burns many thousands of acres of forest.

step 23: sue loggers who left 20 years ago for "incorrect forest managment" that left too much dead fuel around. Follow by sueing the forest service, cdf, the state governement, and bush, on general grounds of them failing to prevent it.

Frankie_Bones
10-31-2003, 09:52 AM
Lead a hike through a field of wildflowers.

http://www.sierraclub.org/101/images/101_1_wildflowers.jpg


This is what I'm gonna do, now who's with me???:confused:


































:flipoff2:

The Joker
10-31-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by Frankie_Bones


http://www.sierraclub.org/101/images/101_1_wildflowers.jpg


This is what I'm gonna do, now who's with me???:confused:

:flipoff2:

I'll bend over the first two you take the rest :flipoff2:

landusepbb
10-31-2003, 10:41 AM
I think we need to act more like these idiots:

http://www.sierraclub.org/101/images/101_16_leaders.jpg

You will note its on the section "Leaders worth following"
:D

fj40john
10-31-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by landuseorc
I think we need to act more like these idiots:

http://www.sierraclub.org/101/images/101_16_leaders.jpg

You will note its on the section "Leaders worth following"
:D


that guy seems to REALLY be enjoying himself....

JeepCrawler98
10-31-2003, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by landuseorc
I think we need to act more like these idiots:

http://www.sierraclub.org/101/images/101_16_leaders.jpg

You will note its on the section "Leaders worth following"
:D

:laughing: Boy lets all follow the advice that these genious superhumans put forth :flipoff2:

MKBruin
10-31-2003, 11:49 AM
hey, I think that guy is one of my college professors! :eek:


































:flipoff2:

Haole
10-31-2003, 05:00 PM
Looks to me that the most important one is missing. Get a lobotomy.