criscfer
11-06-2003, 09:22 AM
Women of my office have declared holiday fashion season officially open. Christmas sweaters in mass.
WTF do ladies find these so adorable? They are 1st grade quality art, crocheted rugs, with snowmen made of yarn pom pons unflatteringly placed, stitched with colors that don’t go well together.
Stick with the tight red turtlenecks. Please, I beg of you.
sceep
11-06-2003, 09:23 AM
send out a general email to the company that any and all personell dressed in xmas attire BEFORE thanksgving will be given an immediate dismissal. signed. the boss.
SanDiegoCJ
11-06-2003, 09:24 AM
I don't care about the sweaters, just the sweater puppies. :D :D
criscfer
11-06-2003, 09:34 AM
There in lies my problem.
You can't find a sweater puppy in a nativity scene.
We got reindeer flying over gingerbread houses, and the puppies are completely lost behind snow flake pins.
These things are like a Martha Stewart cloaking device.
Roxywheels
11-06-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by criscfer
There in lies my problem.
You can't find a sweater puppy in a nativity scene.
We got reindeer flying over gingerbread houses, and the puppies are completely lost behind snow flake pins.
These things are like a Martha Stewart cloaking device.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You're killin me!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :roxy:
surveyboy
11-06-2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by criscfer
These things are like a Martha Stewart cloaking device.
isn't that an orange jumpsuit now?
Company handbook limits Christmas clothing to 2 weeks prior to Christmas... Works for us :)
SanDiegoCJ
11-06-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by surveyboy
isn't that an orange jumpsuit now?
Darn, you beat me too it. :D :D :D
McJeep
11-06-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by DRM
Company handbook limits Christmas clothing to 2 weeks prior to Christmas... Works for us :)
'Gotta ask ... seriously?
SanDiegoCJ
11-06-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by McJeep
'Gotta ask ... seriously?
Of course he's serious. It's Mommies company. :flipoff2:
surveyboy
11-06-2003, 10:16 AM
that's one bennie of working in an office with a bunch of guys, you never have to deal with crap like this
criscfer
11-06-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by DRM
Company handbook limits Christmas clothing to 2 weeks prior to Christmas... Works for us :)
Originally posted by DRM
Company handbook says no purfume that can be smelled by anyone further than a a foot or so from you.
That has to be the most thorough handbook ever written.
McJeep
11-06-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ
Of course he's serious. It's Mommies company. :flipoff2:
OUCH! That's bound to leave a mark :flipoff2:
liquidkool
11-06-2003, 11:30 AM
whats wrong with holiday sweaters
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V232741.jpg
Originally posted by DRM
Company handbook limits Christmas clothing to 2 weeks prior to Christmas... Works for us :)
How many pages is your company's hand book, and why isn't it the bible:p
criscfer
11-06-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by liquidkool
whats wrong with holiday sweaters
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V232741.jpg
Try putting her in this sack.
SanDiegoCJ
11-06-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by LAME
How many pages is your company's hand book, and why is it the bible:p
Fixed it. :D :D :D :flipoff2: