Guys, would you have your girl sit in the middle next to you?

Girls....Would you sit in the middle??


Amber has been sitting next to me in my truck for years now......I dont see many others out there doing this??

You do realise why the girl sits in the middle don't you????





























'Cause the dog gets the window seat!:laughing: :laughing:













:goofball: :clown:


Eric

Uh, so she can get her teeth knocked out from not having a shoulder belt? No thanks :rolleyes:

Ahhh.. the old Tennessee Two-headed Monster :laughing:

As far as I'm concerned, she'll sit on her side of the bench with a seatbelt on. She can slide up next to me when I'm not driving.

Hef

Cake : Stickshifts and Safetybelts lyrics *


stickshifts and safetybelts,
bucket seats have all got to go.
when we're driving in the car,
it makes my baby seem so far.
i need you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.
i need you to be here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.


but when we're driving in my malibu,
it's easy to get right next to you.
i say, "baby, scoot over, please."
and then she's right there next to me.
i need you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.
i need you to be here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.


well a lot of good cars are japanese.
but when we're driving far,
i need my baby,
i need my baby next to me.

well, stickshifts and safetybelts,
bucket seats have all got to go.
when we're driving in the car,
it makes my baby seem so far.
i need you here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.
i need you to be here with me,
not way over in a bucket seat.

She can keep her ass on her side. I need my space when I drive.

Dunno...most of the wimmins I seen sitting next to their guys in the pick-em-up trucks with bench seats are ALSO sitting next to the windows...can you say WIDE LOAD? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by DRM
Ahhh.. the old Tennessee Two-headed Monster :laughing: Pretty fawking weird when that monster starts making out with itself and then one of the heads disappears for awhile:D

Originally posted by Pazuzu
Dunno...most of the wimmins I seen sitting next to their guys in the pick-em-up trucks with bench seats are ALSO sitting next to the windows...can you say WIDE LOAD? :flipoff2:

I'll bet your passenger side springs are getting kind worn out with those heavy loads.

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rudezuk
Guys, would you have your girl sit in the middle next to you?

Girls....Would you sit in the middle??


Amber has been sitting next to me in my truck for years now......I dont see many others out there doing this??

Come to Texas... It's all you'll see...

Speaking of, though....
Back in high school, my one buddy had a pickup (Single Cab chevy) and it was the three of us that were buddies and were always hanging out together. Well.. One night cruising the strip.. Him driving, me on the passenger side, and the other guy in the middle (Riding bitch cause he was shorter than us two) and we pull up to a light and next to us in her convertible Mustang was the chick that the driver had been hitting on for a while...
I duck down and put my head between my knees.

Now... close your eyes and picture it. Made it look like they were :rainbow: ya know...

She never talked to him after that. :laughing:

Originally posted by Chister


Come to Texas... It's all you'll see...

Speaking of, though....
Back in high school, my one buddy had a pickup (Single Cab chevy) and it was the three of us that were buddies and were always hanging out together. Well.. One night cruising the strip.. Him driving, me on the passenger side, and the other guy in the middle (Riding bitch cause he was shorter than us two) and we pull up to a light and next to us in her convertible Mustang was the chick that the driver had been hitting on for a while...
I duck down and put my head between my knees.

Now... close your eyes and picture it. Made it look like they were :rainbow: ya know...

She never talked to him after that. :laughing:


Thats fawking funny!!!

:barf:

Oh man....the *bench seat bitch* is a major bone of contention with me - thats where my Dad's *new* girlfriend sits - it makes me sick when I see her sitting there with her hand on my Dad's leg. Fawkin' Ho......

I just know my Mom's sittin' 'upstairs' shakin' her head at the incredible foolishness of it all :shaking:

EDIT: This in no ways means I think all chicks who sit in the middle of the bench seat are "bitches and ho's"....lol....I just don't like my Dad's new girlfriend. That spot is/was my Mom's :(

Now.. I dont get it.. what is wrong with having her sit Bitch?

Concerned for her safety? What about the kids that you would normally put in the Bitch seat in a pickup? What about the infants in their car seats? THey should be in Bitch position...

I guess I am just not following you guys... (and gals)

Originally posted by Chister
I guess I am just not following you guys... (and gals)

Well in reality you are right......I guess in my case it bugs the shit outta me cuz it makes me wanna puke when I see a 64 year old man driving around town with a 52 year old money-grabbing ho sitting beside him with her hand nestled in his crotch.

Fawk me....whatever happened to having a bit of decorum? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by MudBunny


Well in reality you are right......I guess in my case it bugs the shit outta me cuz it makes me wanna puke when I see a 64 year old man driving around town with a 52 year old money-grabbing ho sitting beside him with her hand nestled in his crotch.

Fawk me....whatever happened to having a bit of decorum? :rolleyes:

You really want to know?

Your dad wants his pole stroked by a young, sassy, slutty woman, and he's willing to pay. What's so hard to 'swallow' about that? :laughing:

I say go for it old man, if it pisses the women in your life off, GO FOR IT!!!! :bounce: Old Man!
























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MM...I know how your feeling re your mom but let your dad have his fun. I'm sure he means no disrespect to mom, he's just trying to live his life.

I remember when all that was happening how concerned you were over your dad cause he was so despondent......let him be

When I had my old truck she would sit in the bitch seat.. Now I have buckets; good thing there are no arm rests..

I always think its funny when I see girls doing that. I know if my girlfriend drove a bench seated truck I wouldn't sit in the middle so why do the girls :confused:

Hicks :shaking: ;) :p :D

Originally posted by rustycruiser
Cake : Stickshifts and Safetybelts lyrics *


stickshifts and safetybelts,



damn, I didn't think anybody else here listend to Cake.

Yah...put her in the middle...easier to tag-team!!!! :D

Then she can go skiing!!

When we bought the F-250, one of the first things that I asked the ole lady to do was to slide over and sit next to me(just being funny),.........that lasted less than half a block,......we both looked at each other and though "redneck",....."tacky" and she slide back to her side :D

My truck is standard. She has to sit bitch or I can't shift.

Originally posted by surveyboy
damn, I didn't think anybody else here listend to Cake.

Gimme a break.

Last year, Rip DeLips was at Casa Bobzooki, with his baby bro, and Cake came on the stereo (It's one of the 350 or so CD's on shuffle in the player), and he asked "Who's that?" Bro Brent was right on top of it. "Cake."

So this makes me a hick and a redneck......:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rudezuk
So this makes me a hick and a redneck......:flipoff2:

Yep, work on your mullet, and toss some NASCAR stickers up on the rear window.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Bobzooki


Gimme a break.

Last year, Rip DeLips was at Casa Bobzooki, with his baby bro, and Cake came on the stereo (It's one of the 350 or so CD's on shuffle in the player), and he asked "Who's that?" Bro Brent was right on top of it. "Cake."

:eek: wow, even zooki likes em. anyone been to a show?

Originally posted by LAME


Yep, work on your mullet, and toss some NASCAR stickers up on the rear window.:flipoff2:

Never had a mullet....i knew lots of people who did:eek:

I do have some 4wd shop stickers in the window.....I better trade my dodge in for a 78 chevy with some ground hogs too:D :rolleyes:

Originally posted by TexasBlake
My truck is standard. She has to sit bitch or I can't shift.

ah yes... what a great way to get your newly aquired chic to spread her legs so you can grab 4th :D

Originally posted by rustycruiser
Cake : Stickshifts and Safetybelts lyrics *



that song is classic, SB cake is awesome. some of their music takes some thought to figure out wth they are talking about

i think she sits where she wants, but the closer the better

no offense MM, but i think its coll to see old people rolling liek this in an old p/u.

Well back in the early 80's when I was building my Nova a buddy of mine offered me a free set of matching buckets to replace the bench, I said "no thanks" and took out the 4 speed as well, after all I had better things to do with my right hand then shift.:evil::laughing:

Originally posted by surveyboy


:eek: wow, even zooki likes em. anyone been to a show?

Saw them twice at the 9:30 Club in Dc in 99 or 98. I was somewhat dissapointed that they didn't jam/improvise more. The first and last song were long, jammy pieces and rocked. The other twelve songs sounded exactly like the studio cut. Still a great show, and worth seeing them.

Favorite Album: Motorcade of Generosity.

Favorite song: It's Coming Down


:D :flipoff2:

in my toyota the passenger in the bucket aint that far away anyway.

Cake said it best. And I think its the ONLY excuse for having an auto. If you have buckets and an auto, you should be kicked :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Toyota_Jim
in my toyota the passenger in the bucket aint that far away anyway.
Yeah, and who in GODS NAME can sit 'bitch' in it?? Other than some tiny dwarf