You're chillin on the couch with the lil women, watchin a movie or somethin, and start building up this massive fart? Happens to me everytime. So the question is, what do you do in this situation? Just suck it up and see how good your self control is? Or let'er rip and hope she doesn't honk on your lap? Or think of an excuse to get up and go let if fly were it won't kill anyone? :flipoff2:

Factors...

1. How long have you been with said woman? More than a year or two just let it rip, she's already smelled 100 while you were sleeping...
2. How much is it going to stink? No smell, let it rip...Bad smell see #1 and add a couple of years....
3. Its there a source of fresh air? Is there window already open?

Known her for a long time, been "together" for not so long- 6 months or so. lol...No smell, just insanely loud and waaaaaay long. High volume, low pressure. No fresh air. :D :flipoff2:

I tend to hold out....gets painful sometimes...after leaving I can usually walk all the way from the front door to the truck farting.....if I can't I try to make an excuse to go somewhere else....think of this, "hey, do you want something to drink?" double score...just make sure not to drag it back:flipoff2:

you know, you never realize how nice it is to let it go as it comes (or how much you do fart) until a girl is around....it's like a sore throat, you take for granted that it doesn't hurt all the time until you just wish you could swallow without pain..

Here ya go:

Me and the wench just got done banging, so I'm laying on top of her and we're talking,.....now the snake hasn't come out of the hole yet, so I say to her, "you wanna feel a human vibrator?", she says "A what?" and at that moment, I ripped a wood rattling good one, you know, the ones that will echo off the walls. She started laughing and pushed me off saying something about me being "sick",............I don't know what she could possibly mean:D

Originally posted by InfantryYJ
Here ya go:

Me and the wench just got done banging, so I'm laying on top of her and we're talking,.....now the snake hasn't come out of the hole yet, so I say to her, "you wanna feel a human vibrator?", she says "A what?" and at that moment, I ripped a wood rattling good one, you know, the ones that will echo off the walls. She started laughing and pushed me off saying something about me being "sick",............I don't know what she could possibly mean:D


Rich, I like your style. :D :D

after leaving I can usually walk all the way from the front door to the truck farting

Soooo true! LOL! Although I'm usually farting and laughing too...haha!

Originally posted by KidJethro


Soooo true! LOL! Although I'm usually farting and laughing too...haha!

it's better when you girl leaves your place...then it's not a waste...she leaves, and usually me and my roommates will let it go as soon as the door shuts......but sometimes they aren't in the room, so to not waste it I walk into their room and act normal for the ambush then :nuke: ....."it's the fart game" :eddie murphy voice:

My g/f gives me a hard time when I rip one , she thinks it's funny.
I'm lucky I guess and she likes to wheel to , sorry no pics.