Is This (http://www.yellowh2.com/Mods.htm) for real?


"Magnetic Truck Shields, Unless you do not want pin stipes on your new H2 when you go off-roading in the woods, then you need some truck shields.
You do have to tape all the edges down which is a hassle. But that is better then scratches on your new rig."

hahaahahhahahahahahh

Fawking dorks...:flipoff2:

http://www.yellowh2.com/Mods/Truck_shields/P1253179.jpg

:rolleyes: nice.

What a fucking idiot! did you look at the entire site?:eek:

That guy has more money then he does sense.

No Hummer should be without at least one jerry can mounted on the rear. They look cool and if you go off-roading they are very handy.

One word of advice. Do not fill it up and drive around town. If you got rear ended it could be disastrous.
:laughing:

Roof Mounted Spare Tire

It got old having the spare tire in the back cargo area. So I moved it to the roof. I like it much better there. It gives the H2 much more of a utilitarian look. I have been asked several times if I am going on safari.

bwahahahahaha, what a tard:laughing:

LMFAO.....HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD WHAT WILL THE H2 OWNERS COME UP WITH NEXT......LOL

I guess they didn't want to scrach the grocery getter ;)

Yeah a lot of the stuff he says is pretty stupid, and those magnetic side shields are....ghetto.

But you have to give him one thing, atleast he wheels his new rig.

He posted a whole page BY HIMSELF so that must mean he is full of himself. I'm not the H2 puss both of my gas cans are full.:D :D :D

it is with a sad heart that I must admit that the magnetic armor you see was available for the Jeep TJ a couple years ago.


:shaking:






I wish I had that guy's bank account. Or knew some people with hte same combinationi of jack and lack of sense so I could sell them endless crap

He has twin CB ant's but no listing of HAVING a CB :flipoff2:

Thermal camera, "traffic advisors"...



:confused:




Can you say Wannabee??!?!:rolleyes:

:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

You would think with all the $$ he spent on all that crap he could afford a bottle of touch up paint:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Mo
it is with a sad heart that I must admit that the magnetic armor you see was available for the Jeep TJ a couple years ago.


:shaking:


It was also available for CJ as I recall, considered buying a set, I thought what a way cool idea.:flipoff2:

It's a little late to save the paint on a 19 year old Jeep. :D

"The plan is to have lights all around. The side lights will come in handy in case I am rescuing someone late at night stranded in the ditch in the middle of winter. It has not happened yet but hopefully soon."

So, he runs around hoping people get stuck/hurt etc.?

:eek:

if you have those magnets, they will eventually pick up small metal particles from somewhere, then pressing this metal between the paint and the magnetic stip, still scratching your school bus.... er...."Homo 2" :rolleyes:

ever try to get metal shavings off a magnetic sheet like that?

I wonder if those magnets work like the bracelets for your wrists?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Travis Waldher

So, he runs around hoping people get stuck/hurt etc.?

Don't we all? :confused:

lol :flipoff2:

*mick jagger voice* I am your knight in shining armor, I mean magnetic...


LOLLLLLLl

"How big is the Hummer H2 you ask? It is huge!! Here are a few pictures to give you some perspective."

My last favorite quote. LOL... park it next to a fullsize pickup, it's not so big anymore. Parked next to a H1 once, gotta admit, for as big as they look, they were hidden behind my stock extended cab. :confused:

i like this one...
The plan is to have lights all around. The side lights will come in handy in case I am rescuing someone late at night stranded in the ditch in the middle of winter. It has not happened yet but hopefully soon.

an h2 rescuing someone??? i thought mall parking lots were well lit already???:confused: :confused:

not just for yuppie hummer owners

how bout the tj clubhttp://www.quadratec.com/photos/P550.JPG

Yes they make those.

There's a wheeling spot in San ANtonio that a bunch of H2s went to. They all had those on their H2s, and were cutting away branches that would get near their H2s.

anyone read the guestbook? this is one that i found in it...

.We've got an SUV. We've filled the back up with muddy mountain bikes, surfing gear, snowboards and skis. We've filled it up with firewood and driven it across paddocks and through foot-deep floods. We love it. Its a Honda Civic. It does the job. Sorry about your penis.


lmfao:D :D

Originally posted by CajunToy
anyone read the guestbook? this is one that i found in it...

.We've got an SUV. We've filled the back up with muddy mountain bikes, surfing gear, snowboards and skis. We've filled it up with firewood and driven it across paddocks and through foot-deep floods. We love it. Its a Honda Civic. It does the job. Sorry about your penis.


lmfao:D :D

:laughing: DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laughing:

Originally posted by TexasBlake
Yes they make those.

There's a wheeling spot in San ANtonio that a bunch of H2s went to. They all had those on their H2s, and were cutting away branches that would get near their H2s.

That's a joke! Right?

Oh, yeah, I think those magnetic thingies for DC Jeeps are advertised in the QuadraBling catalog.

Originally posted by Rockcrusher


That's a joke! Right?

Serious as a heart attack.

The fuckers also stacked rocks like they were building a foundation for a skyskraper and left them there.

I was digging out massive amounts of rocks out at each obstacle to try to make them more fun. I hate that shit. :mad:

I like the the traffic advisor. It says "I'm broken yet again/I have broken yet another tierod, Go around" all over it.

I use to have mentality like this....When I was 10. Definate Form over Function idiot.
I have half that crap on my 88 2WD burb because I need it not because it looks cool. I have overhead utility lights so if we pull in campground in the dark I can see to set up the camper or loading the trailer. I have a SINGLE, REAL, TUNED CB antenna that will outperform his "Dual antenna's" that are blocked by the body so useless in front of the vehicle. I have 52x76 Roof rack to carry bikes and generator and gas. It all has purpose becides "It looks cool".

This sums it up for this dork.


These tail lamp guards are of very high quality and help add to the "utilitarian" look I am going for. They also help support my cb antennas.

WHAT A FAWKING TARD!

wow... some people these days! now one thing that bugs me, is did he lift it, to fit his nice 37" MTR's?? i didnt see anything about lift.. i bet he rubs like crazy! and what is that crap, some place qouted him 500 bucks/tire! :eek: what a fawking rip

besides the sheild things, and the million lights, and night vision, and the roof rack that makes him "think its safari" its a nice H2.. like somebody else said, at least he wheels it

-Juice

Damn, that guy sure spent a fortune on bolt on crap. For the price of all that useless stuff he could have built himself a pretty nice Jeep.:D

Originally posted by landuseorc
Damn, that guy sure spent a fortune on bolt on crap. For the price of all that useless stuff he could have built himself a pretty nice Jeep.:D

For the price of the H2, he'd have a killer Jeep.

Originally posted by eurobob


For the price of the H2, he'd have a killer Jeep.

For the price of that H2, he'd own the WHOLE Jeep DEALERSHIP!! ;)

I am unable to go through a normal car wash. Therefor in order to wash the Hummer, I have to go through a Big Rig wash.

-He wrote that, but forgot to include he can't go through a regular wash only because his head is so big.

lol what a dipshit...

Did you look further into the guestbook?? Saw some hilarious replies by greenies...

"Hey great site! It's good to see people who care about their anatomic inadequacies enough to devote a slice of the Internet to their ridiculous vehicles. Keep us informed on how many compacts you crush and owners you kill, that will be hilarious! Oh yeah, you should look into a log of how much gas you waste by driving an overweight hunk of metal covered in the most god-awful colour....that would be a BLAST to see how much of the world's share of oil you use!! Keep up the good work man! If only there were more people like you, we wouldn't have to worry about that damn environment anymore. "

""Unless you do not want pin stipes on your new H2 when you go off-roading in the woods, then you need some truck shields." What the FUCK are you doing offroading in the woods anyway? It isn't bad enough that you're inadvertantly screwing up the environment by polluting and gas-guzzling, but to just go out and drive all over it? If there is such a thing as karma, I hope it comes back to bite you in the ass, you selfish bastard"

:flipoff2:

Did you notice on the right side it says where everything was installed?! He did nothing himself!

Originally posted by MRM4418
Did you notice on the right side it says where everything was installed?! He did nothing himself!

Yup, the dumbass even said he had the PIAA lights painted black to match the trim. Guess he cant even operate a fawkin rattle can.

Originally posted by HotDog!
lol what a dipshit...

Did you look further into the guestbook?? Saw some hilarious replies by greenies...

"Hey great site! It's good to see people who care about their anatomic inadequacies enough to devote a slice of the Internet to their ridiculous vehicles. Keep us informed on how many compacts you crush and owners you kill, that will be hilarious! Oh yeah, you should look into a log of how much gas you waste by driving an overweight hunk of metal covered in the most god-awful colour....that would be a BLAST to see how much of the world's share of oil you use!! Keep up the good work man! If only there were more people like you, we wouldn't have to worry about that damn environment anymore. "

""Unless you do not want pin stipes on your new H2 when you go off-roading in the woods, then you need some truck shields." What the FUCK are you doing offroading in the woods anyway? It isn't bad enough that you're inadvertantly screwing up the environment by polluting and gas-guzzling, but to just go out and drive all over it? If there is such a thing as karma, I hope it comes back to bite you in the ass, you selfish bastard"

:flipoff2:

This is a note to people. enviro nazi's are out there and watching us, all of us.

Originally posted by CajunToy
anyone read the guestbook? this is one that i found in it...

.We've got an SUV. We've filled the back up with muddy mountain bikes, surfing gear, snowboards and skis. We've filled it up with firewood and driven it across paddocks and through foot-deep floods. We love it. Its a Honda Civic. It does the job. Sorry about your penis.


lmfao:D :D

LOL

Originally posted by MRM4418
Did you notice on the right side it says where everything was installed?! He did nothing himself!

Yeah that is pathetic. I can understand having the night vision and things like that installed, but the lights and roof rack and stuff, come on its not that hard!

Stephen

true story. the 1st time i went to paragon we were running stock level trails and i was in my full size extended cab GMC. i was 1rst behing the trail guide and in front of 2 h2's. the one guy was braging about how he used to take his stock path finder wheelin all the time, but he got to hardcore for it, so he bought the H2. every time we had an obsticle, he made his wife and kids get out and hold back the branches so he didnt get hs rig scratched. either of them could drive for shit, and the one actually got stuck getting out of a stream crossing where several stock tj's made it. what a couple tool bags.

thee is one good thing about an H2.

there are less dumbass yuppies buying 4 runners and jeeps cause they all gotta have an H2!:flipoff2:

Whatdayasuppose is gonna happen when water gets between the magnetic skins and then freezes? perhaps a little scratchy pooh? :-) How about some good ole road salt and sand betwen the skins and the paint? Hmmm? :D

*just shaking head* :rolleyes:

"This 7 foot rack from American Hummer gives this look more then any other single accessory" Talk about top heavy, shoulda installed training wheels from tipping over!!:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Travis Waldher


This is a note to people. enviro nazi's are out there and watching us, all of us.
As funny as that asshat is, this is what's most notable.

Guess we should plant some moles in their camp.

Originally posted by Bmf24
................... what a couple tool bags.

sorry man, i'm gonna have to disagree with you, toolbags have a purpose. those clowns dont.:D

From the guest book: :laughing:
Name: Mafu al Rashad al bin Labadaban
Email: mafu@blownoffline.com
Date: April 10, 2003 12:00 AM
Comments:

If de Americans had been coming tru de desert wit de humvees like de humvee belonging to you, my fello cuntrymen wood have been dying of laughter. It would have been most effective battleplan, no? bg3az :laughing:

I don't think there was anything that he put on there that he doesn't say "it looks cool" :rolleyes: :flipoff2: :rolleyes:

does that make sense?

I was hoping he would put it into Drive on accident...

http://www.yellowh2.com/Photos/Top_of_the_World/High_Quality/10.jpg

You guys are just so mean :flipoff2:

on teh modifications page there is listed a windshield banner for the web addresse......



since when was a windshield banner a fucking modification?

This guy is uberghey:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

left him some good shit as well in teh guestbook... being bored is fun sometimes.

Jesus christ you guys are mean, it's funny but are you trying to get him to kill himself or something?

Name: Bmf24
Email: pirate4x4.com
Date: January 4, 2004 04:31 PM
Comments:

For what you paid for that pos you could have bought a Jeep, built it to wheel, and bought a real suv for a daily driver. oh wait, you dont actually know how to do anything, you pay overpriced shops to do it for you! tool bag.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Wtf, dont send him over here. :shaking:

This cracked me up!


Name: J.T. Barnes
Email: jtbarnes3@hotmail.com
Date: August 15, 2003 07:47 PM
Comments:

That is some serious shit you placed on one serious truck! Is off roading your job, or hobby? Either way you are one lucky person!!!

There where 3 H2's at PAP on saturday. We where coming down vallley road and there was a major back up. thinking something had happened we asked one lady what was up. She exclaimed 'theres this spot down there where all 3 tires go down and the back one comes up in the air'

so we walked down and it was about a 1' deep wash out that they were freaking over. It took 1/2 an hr to get 3 h2's through a 20' section. It took us (8 thrucks) about 5 minutes all going downthe hard way we found off the side of some rocks.

And for those who know pap, valley road is an acess trail.

the one guy made his whole family get out 'in case he rolled' the truck was maybe 5º off camber fuking tard

It's funny everybody keeps bringing up pap. When I was there for the second nueroc last year there were a group of hummer owners just splashing through a giant mud puddle, which is what I guess passes for offroading in those buses.