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: Joke Oatmeal 01-07-2004, 06:04 PM What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick says (in his song): "Hey you get off of my cloud!" and a Scottish farmer says: "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe!":laughing: C'mon that's funny:rolleyes: .........Hans braxton357 01-07-2004, 06:06 PM BOOOOOOOO!!!:flipoff2: ForestCam 01-07-2004, 06:07 PM http://ffmedia.ign.com/stax/multimedia/stax_report020.jpg tanman2003 01-07-2004, 06:12 PM what about the siamese twin, whose brother is gay, and his boyfriend is coming over for sex!.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............. did i mention they share the same A-hole! :laughing: Haole 01-07-2004, 06:19 PM Originally posted by tanman2003 what about the siamese twin, whose brother is gay, and his boyfriend is coming over for sex!.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............. did i mention they share the same A-hole! :laughing: Autobiography? Oh, and learn how to use an elipsis. :rolleyes: Oatmeal 01-07-2004, 06:25 PM Originally posted by braxton357 BOOOOOOOO!!!:flipoff2: Do you want me to explain it to you?. Diagrams?:flipoff2: Oatmeal 01-07-2004, 06:26 PM Originally posted by tanman2003 what about the siamese twin, whose brother is gay, and his boyfriend is coming over for sex!.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............. did i mention they share the same A-hole! :laughing: Dude, you're scaring me!:eek: braxton357 01-07-2004, 06:29 PM Originally posted by Oatmeal Do you want me to explain it to you?. Diagrams?:flipoff2: Please?:confused: :D tanman2003 01-07-2004, 06:31 PM saw it on tv the other day jay moore was doin stand up Rocksurfer 01-07-2004, 08:03 PM Geez, Hans that was bad reeeeeeeeeel bad!!!! B43 01-07-2004, 08:21 PM whats the difference between Simba, from the lion king and OJ Simpson? ones an african lion and the others a lie'n african:flipoff2: tanman2003 01-07-2004, 09:12 PM :laughing: thats good ive herd it a long time ago. heres a bad one what did the mexican fire chief name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B Oatmeal 01-07-2004, 10:24 PM Aw, c'mon I laughed my ass off when I heard it:confused: I work with a Scottish plumber and barely got a chuckle out of him. Must have hit too close to home:eek: ........Hans | |