*You like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling
down.

*Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago
Today".

*The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel
best.

*A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing
living wills.

*Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the
suitcase with your pills.

*Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.

*Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or
right.

*Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.