: D.O.T. Physical


Gen. Nonsense
01-09-2004, 06:32 PM
What the hell does it consist of? Is it like the "once a year physical " or is it a little more intensive?

DEnd
01-09-2004, 06:33 PM
Well first they tell ya to take off your pants and underwear.

Then they tell ya to bend over.

:flipoff2:

Gen. Nonsense
01-09-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by DEnd
Well first they tell ya to take off your pants and underwear.

Then they tell ya to bend over.

:flipoff2: Im likin' the sound of this... less and less :flipoff2:

larryboy
01-09-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Gen. Nonsense
Im likin' the sound of this...

:eek:

MikeW
01-09-2004, 07:25 PM
And they ask you to bend over and pick up the soap:flipoff2:

Gwamp
01-09-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Gen. Nonsense
Im likin' the sound of this...

Figures.....:flipoff2:

Gen. Nonsense
01-09-2004, 07:32 PM
Awright Fawkers! :flipoff2: Seriously, me getting a sweet job depends on this physical.

DEnd
01-09-2004, 07:41 PM
Then in that case I recommend you learn to enjoy large objects up your poop chute. :flipoff2:
dude its a physical they just want to make sure you don't keel over on the highway

larryboy
01-09-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Gen. Nonsense
Awright Fawkers! :flipoff2: Seriously, me getting a sweet job depends on this physical.

it's no big deal,every two years you do it again. try to suck your hernia in and stuff the hemi's back in and you'll be fine.:D

Gwamp
01-09-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Gen. Nonsense
Awright Fawkers! :flipoff2: Seriously, me getting a sweet job depends on me taking lots of huge cocks in my ass.

:flipoff2:

SASToy
01-09-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Gwamp


:flipoff2:

Gwamp, let it go :flipoff2:

flimmy
01-09-2004, 08:24 PM
No finger in the anus , but you do have to dropum and cough. Then there is the hearing test , eye test , take your bp , weigh you , and check for sugar. The best is when you have the female phasicans assistant ( sp ?) , hot blonde ask you to dropum turn your head and cough all with another nurse watching.

rusted
01-09-2004, 08:28 PM
You also have to drop, at least all our drivers did for every physical.

Pazuzu
01-09-2004, 08:42 PM
Dood, you're in Arizona. There ain't any sweet jobs here.

rusted
01-09-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Pazuzu
Dood, you're in Arizona. There ain't any sweet jobs here.

Don't you do speed to keep your mind working at peak condition for your job, and consider speed to be a mild drug?



:flipoff2:

Gen. Nonsense
01-09-2004, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Pazuzu
Dood, you're in Arizona. There ain't any sweet jobs here. True...Lets say it beats the one I have. ;)

AZFJ
01-10-2004, 12:17 PM
Dont forget the running in place for 2 minutes or something ..then checking your heartbeat..Wiz quiz of course...Fun every two years!!..My re-new come up in August!


..Buddy had to get a physical for Sante Fe..Holy shit...All that plus strength test..He was in there for 6 hours!


..Where's this " sweet job "..So I can take it from you:flipoff2:

CronusTRD
01-10-2004, 12:20 PM
I took the DOT physical two years ago.

There was no drop them and cough, but the med student who did it did like my nipple ring:D

Its an eye, hearing and general health test.

no running or blood test if i recall.

this was in MD.

Gen. Nonsense
01-10-2004, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by AZFJ
Dont forget the running in place for 2 minutes or something ..then checking your heartbeat..Wiz quiz of course...Fun every two years!!..My re-new come up in August!


..Buddy had to get a physical for Sante Fe..Holy shit...All that plus strength test..He was in there for 6 hours!


..Where's this " sweet job "..So I can take it from you:flipoff2: Running?....I guess they would use that in conjunction w/your blood pressure.:confused: And no way am I telling what this job is! I've been waiting two years for this job to open:flipoff2: