Whew, gf just took the second test in 2 weeks, not pregnant. Think I'll drink a big beer or 7. She started a new job that is really stressful, thats what she says caused it...:beer: :beer:

Who'd of thunk, your 13th post and it's lucky.

Stress doesn't cause pregnancy, cawks do. ;) :flipoff2:

It's been on thirteen for a while. My fuck of a life has it branded there.

High stress does cause late periods though, and cawks. hehe. I'm just happy for 2 negative tests.

Originally posted by Tbam
High stress does cause late periods though, and cawks. hehe. I'm just happy for 2 negative tests.

this would be a hint to:

USE SOME FAWKING BIRTH CONTROL

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Normally do, it was just this one night after the xmas party, well u know..........Everybodies went without it sometime. Note to self: Don't drink Tequila and Jaegermeister.

Originally posted by Tbam
Don't drink Tequila and Jaegermeister.

yikes :eek: friend of mine got a dui and totaled his truck after drinking a bottle of jager on new years, it does bad things to people

Originally posted by kajeepxj


yikes :eek: friend of mine got a dui and totaled his truck after drinking a bottle of jager on new years, it does bad things to people

yeah, it was the jagers fault.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by fj40john


yeah, it was the jagers fault.:rolleyes:

Isn't it always?

When I drink Jaeger I rarely remember enough about the night to have something to blame on it.. :flipoff2:

My thoughts exactly all Mr. Meister and Sr. Quervo,,,,,,,bastards

Originally posted by usmcdoc14


this would be a hint to:
USE SOME FAWKING BIRTH CONTROL

:flipoff2:

psst it's not always 100% effective ;)

In the words of Van Wilder "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool"
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Scott

I hate it when your chick gives you that "we need to talk" over the phone, and you're squirting in your pants for 8-10 hrs, then she's like, "I can't believe this girl did that" or "I don't have enough money for my car insurance bill." I've tried to train my long list of big booty hoes to preface any bad news with "I'm not pregnant but..." I tell them that if they lead with this I don't care what the hell they say. It really makes any bad news much better.

Originally posted by stocker75
I hate it when your chick gives you that "we need to talk" over the phone, and you're squirting in your pants for 8-10 hrs, then she's like, "I can't believe this girl did that" or "I don't have enough money for my car insurance bill." I've tried to train my long list of big booty hoes to preface any bad news with "I'm not pregnant but..." I tell them that if they lead with this I don't care what the hell they say. It really makes any bad news much better.

Your long list of *big booty hoes* that you obviously don't use birth control with or you wouldn't be worried about them calling to say they're pregnant?? Ewwww to you for having unprotected sex with multiple partners! Ewwwww to them for being stupid enough to think they are the only one you are f**king and ewwww to all of you just because! :shaking: :roxy:

"Your a good egg Noonan. Something to be proud of. Now pick up that Kleenex."

Originally posted by Roxywheels


Your long list of *big booty hoes* that you obviously don't use birth control with or you wouldn't be worried about them calling to say they're pregnant?? Ewwww to you for having unprotected sex with multiple partners! Ewwwww to them for being stupid enough to think they are the only one you are f**king and ewwww to all of you just because! :shaking: :roxy:

That's alot of ewwing there.

Originally posted by Roxywheels


Your long list of *big booty hoes* that you obviously don't use birth control with or you wouldn't be worried about them calling to say they're pregnant?? Ewwww to you for having unprotected sex with multiple partners! Ewwwww to them for being stupid enough to think they are the only one you are f**king and ewwww to all of you just because! :shaking: :roxy:


I second that. well said, roxy.

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Her ankles!

Mines prego and showing, we find out today if its a boy or girl...

Originally posted by usmcdoc14


this would be a hint to:

USE SOME FAWKING BIRTH CONTROL

:flipoff2:
Look at the pot there:flipoff2:

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ

Look at the pot there:flipoff2:

hey i was, and the best way to teach is by your own stupidity :flipoff2:

Originally posted by APRILRAZZ

Look at the pot there:flipoff2:




BURN!

Originally posted by Tbam
Note to self: Don't drink Tequila and Jaegermeister.

I was sittin round a campfire one night a few days after i found out my wife was pregnant with our 2nd, talkin to this lady freind of mine. We were bullshittin and some how got on the subject of. "damnit... I wish i knew HowTF this kept happeneing. LOL"

her reply.

"its tequila. does it every time" She has 4 kids, all from tequila binge nights.