OK, so I've got somewhere between 6 and 10 hotties coming over for dinner Saturday night, then going out afterwards (ok, one confirmed hog, stick her in the corner with a beer and she'll be just fine). Anyway, it's just going to be me, all by my self, left to entertain these gals. Anybody want to come give me a hand??? This is just too much for only one man! :flipoff2:

pics?

better description?

One man's treasure is another man's trash...

let me be the first to call.....

Bullshit!

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Co Pilot
let me be the first to call.....

Bullshit!

:flipoff2:

I second.

Motion carried.

It is therfore BS:flipoff2:

we hearby chance your name to :

RIP DELIES

Originally posted by Co Pilot
let me be the first to call.....

Bullshit!

:flipoff2:

:flipoff2:

I have aquired my target and I do NOT need any drunken distractions from the rest of the herd. Somebody help a bruthuh out! :D

I can send ya my entire mp3 collection you asked for two years ago. Other than that, it's a deadly proposition, my wife is MEAN.

6 to 10 hotties, 1 possible hog...


6 pack of cheap brews

10 hotties = your thumbs and fingers

1 hog = the hog porn site your gonna be surfin tonight while drinking the brews.



:flipoff2:

Originally posted by jopes
6 to 10 hotties, 1 possible hog...


6 pack of cheap brews

10 hotties = your thumbs and fingers

1 hog = the hog porn site your gonna be surfin tonight while drinking the brews.



:flipoff2:

Kiss my ass! :flipoff2: This is a serious plea for help! lol :flipoff2:

Have the hotties hold the cam / lights while the hog bangs you.

I would man, but I've been married so long that I can only get it up once every ten days.

Kind of used to the schedule I guess.:flipoff2:

Help? :confused: C'mon Rip, this is no time to be thoughtful.

BE SELFISH!!!!

Yew can dew it. Really...you can. :)

edit: note that I said selfish, not shell fish. :p

Saturday, you say... Well, if it was tonight or Friday I could help, but I'll be leaving raleigh Sat night.

I would really like to help but I'm too far away. Also, I could only take 8 at once so figuring you get a hottie we would need one more guy for the hog. :flipoff2:

5-9 wingmen is a lot to ask. You better be buying:flipoff2:

well, most highschool girls cannot get into bars. Might I suggest taking them to the local mall.:p



EDIT: oh, and go for the sammich!!! :flipoff2: ;)

Originally posted by NI733HM Chick
well, most highschool girls cannot get into bars. Might I suggest taking them to the local mall.:p

oh i'm in:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


Kiss my ass! :flipoff2: This is a serious plea for help! lol :flipoff2:

Yeah He can't handle all his sisters and mom by himself


BTW does you mom know you called her a hog?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by NI733HM Chick
well, most highschool girls cannot get into bars. Might I suggest taking them to the local mall.:p





:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Berzerker



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What's so damn funny? No bar tab = cheap date! :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


What's so damn funny? No bar tab = cheap date! :flipoff2:


You don't think I know that? You're suppose to go for girls like Gena who don't drink then, not just go for girls who are underage ;) :p :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Chemical442



That's a perfect pic of Monica. Her natural pose................. with her mouth wide open. :evil: :evil: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by SanDiegoCJ



That's a perfect pic of Monica. Her natural pose................. with her mouth wide open. :evil: :evil: :flipoff2:



Filthy old man :p

Originally posted by NI733HM Chick




Filthy old man :p

Yes??? :flipoff2:

Originally posted by NI733HM Chick




Filthy old man :p


Thank you, thank you very much. :D :D :D

Originally posted by RufusTheRam
oh i'm in:flipoff2:

OK, but ya gotta help me with my truck on Sunday. :flipoff2:

So the hogs the only one you have a chance with... SO you ditch the others, you drink all the beer and fork the hog:flipoff2:

OK, but ya gotta help me with my truck on Sunday.
no problem, long as it's not in the morning if we're goin out:flipoff2:

If Rufus is in, I'm in. But we both gotta work, so it would be after dinner.


Hell, we could bring our other roomate for the hog.

Originally posted by BigEdShanks
If Rufus is in, I'm in. But we both gotta work, so it would be after dinner.


Hell, we could bring our other roomate for the hog.

I don't give a shit who comes as long as one of you keeps the hog occupied. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
I don't give a shit who comes as long as one of you keeps the hog occupied. :flipoff2:

HOG ?
http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/boy&hog.jpg
:confused:

We'll be on the SC coast Saturday.
That's good fer me...

MrsGonZu would have my ballsack removed with tinsnippers if she found out I was involved in your shenanigans :flipoff2:

Surely you could handle 6+ ladies and a heffer :p

where are yall going 'out' to?

I don't give a shit who comes as long as one of you keeps the hog occupied.
HAHA i guess one of us can take one for the team...:flipoff2: just hit me on the nextel sat. if you really want/need some wingmen, we don't have shit better to do this weekend. and if you need some help on your truck, we'll be bullshitin around the shop maybe hangin an axle on the trooper... nothing much going over there with our junk due to a lack of $$.

Originally posted by RufusTheRam

HAHA i guess one of us can take one for the team...:flipoff2: just hit me on the nextel sat. if you really want/need some wingmen, we don't have shit better to do this weekend.

I can see it now. Backfire in progress. Calling in the young whipper-snappers and cock blocking my damn self! Doh! :D

Sounds like you're in dire need of a wingman...OH wingman, we salute you, friend of friends who is all too willing to "take one for the team". Wingman, this bud's for you:beer:

Hey Rip,

Do you live with Yager???

Nah, I wound up moving in with my friend Adrian...it opens up a enitrely new group of wimins to piss off. lol :D

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Nah, I wound up moving in with my friend Adrian...it opens up a enitrely new group of wimins to piss off. lol :D

Yeah, where are you boys going out? I had some good times in Raleigh at NCSU. Still go up for the football games. Got a couple buddies that still live there so we go terrorize the young hotties

Originally posted by broncorob


Yeah, where are you boys going out? I had some good times in Raleigh at NCSU. Still go up for the football games. Got a couple buddies that still live there so we go terrorize the young hotties

I'm taking a few to King's to see some crazy bands, a few are going to the Longbranch to see some ghey cowboy shit. Meeting at my place before and after. ;)