Thats right cruiser heads!

I have before me a long long ass journey from Brisbane to Melbourne then catch a ferry over to Tasmania, which will roughly be 24-28 hours of driving and I am tossing up the idea of taking a funnel and some clear plastic tubing and making a pee extractor which will then lead to the drain hole in the tub floor board passanger side and down and out on to the ground.

Making pee brakes on the side of the road obsolete! I get a stiffy just thinking about it.

The wife is a nurse so maybe i can get one of those uradomes (like a condom with a tube) and strap up making it a hands free job if you know what i mean;)

Its a simple idea but who knows how much gas it will save me from having to burn by getting back up to highway speed.:D :D

If i was really game I'd install a water pump but then again I dont like the idea of the insides of my reproductive organ being sucked out.

Whatcha's think?

-Ahab

More information than I need at 7 am...

:barf:

TJK

Based on that draft tube principle....with pressure lower under the rig than in the cab.....you might really get a stiffy....making it a hands free job....:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Cruiser Nerd
Based on that draft tube principle....with pressure lower under the rig than in the cab.....you might really get a stiffy....making it a hands free job....:flipoff2:


:eek: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

knowing MY luck the pee stream would get twisted in the wind under the truck and then draft back into the cab giving me my own golder shower:laughing: :barf:

Definitly a good idea, just hope you dont need to take a dump:D
We use to piss in bottles on the way up to the Oregon Mud Fest-
Nothin like pulling up somewhere and the side of the truck covered in copenhagen spit and piss stains.







ya' all locked up?

We use to piss in bottles on the way up to the Oregon Mud Fest-Nothin like pulling up somewhere and the side of the truck covered in copenhagen spit and piss stains.

:eek: I'm sure the women loved posing in front of that truck :flipoff2:

:cool: rawk on

yeah, a college road trip tradition. drink your beer, use the bottle for the outtake. Works like a charm, and the road signs make great trash receptical containers/ targets. Ah, the old days. Young and dumb. Cant say I would do that anymore or condone it being done, but hey. good times!
:D

I had a setup like that on my bike back when I would run the Iron Butt rally. Circling the US in 5 days requires lots of coffee, which potentiates lots of road side stops. Doesn't work well with a shortest time wins type of event. I ran the tube to a bag in one of my saddle bags becuse I didn't want spray all over the bike. That with a second fuel tank allows one to cover 2900 miles in just under 40hrs if the only stops are for gas and to refill the backpack drink bag with more bad gas station coffee.

tom

I read a story about Baja Racers running these in their rigs....

ah, that's nothing. I have a hole cut in my drivers seat so i can take a crap whenever i want. with my floorboard cut-out, it just drops right down to street level.:evil:

Originally posted by Cruiser Nerd
Based on that draft tube principle....with pressure lower under the rig than in the cab.....you might really get a stiffy....making it a hands free job....:flipoff2:


At first, I wasn't to sure about this idea, but after reading this, I must have one.

I don't understand.... why not just drape the ol' dingaling out the window..................the back window. :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :D :D

Ed

Originally posted by Rock Taxi
I don't understand.... why not just drape the ol' dingaling out the window..................the back window. :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :D :D

Ed

I'll never do this again after the rear tire caught it once.......:eek: :eek:

Butch

Originally posted by texican


I'll never do this again after the rear tire caught it once.......:eek: :eek:

Butch

Back in your over the road truck driving days I assume? :D

Ed

Get a hand throttle and just stand up on your running boards and just hold the wheel straight with one hand and use the other to aim. :D

Im sure youll get a good reaction from oncoming traffic too. :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Ok guys how about this to make it even better.

I also wanted to thank you all for indulging me and this thread i started. :flipoff2: Though its probably not a good thing.

The sad thing is I've thought about what to do with the erection that might be caused by different pressures....and the ball jiggling ride that the cruiser provides.

Now what if I hooked up one of those....heh he....well you know soft latex pocket p****ys to the draing tube so that not only would you be able to just urinate while driving, but also be able to please yourself!!!!:D :D :D

Jeez a guy would never have to leave his cruiser ever again. I mean come on!?!?! I know that there is many of you who would like make sweet love to your cruiser if you could. Especially while driving it. God only knows how many times ive been burnt by that old lady tail pipe of rejection.:mad:

Also addressing the solid waste problem. Well...a hole cut through the seat, gas tank, then tub of the cruiser is a good idea in theory, however I think I would just rather strap on a Depends and crap myself silly.

-Ahab

:rolleyes:

I have no response to that...

Maybe you should spend your time and money for this peeing project on your rear swingout carrier?

When I was in Palau, we were diving one day and I had a strange peeing occurance. Our boat driver was a Palauan. He told me to grab the wheel for a second. It was a 16' aluminum boat with two 160hp outboards on the back at wide open. We were cruising through those rock islands. So I grabbed the wheel and he stood up with one foot on each engine cover with one hand on canopy. Whipped it out and let it rip right off the back of the boat. The crazy part is we were doing about 65mph and I didn't know where we were going and navigating through the rock islands at that speed was something he should not have been trusting to me to do. One other tidbit, Sharks are attracted not only to blood but to urine too.

What about poo? I wager they might be put off by a Cleveland steamer. Infact if you had a steady stream of diarrhea at your disposal you could stagger squirts for a nice protective cloud.

Who needs an anti shark suit when you can crap your way to safety.

Ok im sorry now....i really should stop.

BTW the peeing project will cost next to nothing and well....the time i've spent working on this project is well...perhaps 30 seconds of my life i will never get back.

Seems to me I heard something about electrostatic shock running back up the plastic tube and......:(

can you imagine if you were to be in an accident!


the look on the ER teams face when they cut your pants off!

:eek: :confused: :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:



glenn

Who said anything about wearing pants?!

you sick f*cks

"Relief Tube" is what they used to call them on aircraft in the old days.

Might I suggest some kind of screen inserted into the tube...... not just to catch those errant kidney stones.......

I'd be damned concerned with my John Thomas being connected to the outside world via an open tube........
In the land of Death Adders, Taipans, Browns, and Pigmy Pythons.

Now that might be difficult to explain to the coroner. :bounce:

John Sherwood '79 FJ40
Charlotte, NC TLCA Upstate Cruisers

Ok, this is all good and well... But do you think it could be modified to work in an early bronco?? Does the 40 come with a horizontal (japanese) pocket pussy? These are things I need to know if I'm going to be able to do this! CAD diagrams anwone? Deep south cruisers??

:laughing:

I will start the technical drawings later today, marketing says we should offer them in white, black & mulatto.

I say we have our base model pissing lap lover. And then! AND THEN! We hook it up to the fuse box and install one that has motorized oral stimulation.

TO All you Nay Sayers

Now I know some of you think that the idea of having your "willy" plugged into a tube that leads to the outside world which could at maybe any time be ripped off by oh I dont know....semi tralier tire debris. Or look inviting to snakes and lets be honest a few thousand insects (damn subtropical weather).

But please fellows, bare with me and let us not forget the statisfaction one can derive from not only being able to urninate with out stopping, but also the leisure of pleasure all within the comfortable confines of your cruiser/bronco/or whatever the hell it is you drive.

Being that. I think if those small accidental possibilities can be overlooked. Then boys I think we maybe on to something. Hell even if we electrofy it. Who wouldnt want a piss gobbling love hole of eletric pleasure.

Japanses models come in yellow :D

I looking for product names. Right now "Pirate 4x4 Private Piss Pleasurer", but theres too many "P's"

Also we would need a serious product warning label.

Originally posted by Sherwood
"Relief Tube" is what they used to call them on aircraft in the old days.

And what's even better is when you turn the 90* elbow at the end of the tube around 180* to point INTO the wind, and the pilot tries to use it!!

Hey, I don't know how it happened, but I guess he didn't do his pre-flight as thoroughly as he should have... *shrug with snickering grin*

And what's even better is when you turn the 90* elbow at the end of the tube around 180* to point INTO the wind, and the pilot tries to use it!!

Hey, I don't know how it happened, but I guess he didn't do his pre-flight as thoroughly as he should have... *shrug with snickering grin*


Thats just plane wrong dude...










.. funny as hell but wrong ;)

When I used to do a lot of diving in the Northwest, I had a one-way pee valve on my drysuit that was attached to a condon cathiter. It was awsome, when I had to take I leak I just let her rip. Not many sharks in the NW so that was not a worry, but the guy swimming behind you sure noticed the warm spot all of a sudden.

:beer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Pee Pee in an FJ....BRILLIANT! :beer: